Cut your foreskin off and fuck the nigger boobs

>>677358117
cover self in blood from ground

put the knife in one of the dead guys hands and start to whistle profoundly

>>677358117
Just one question. Are there black curtains?

>>677358295
this

>>677358117
Fuck the dead bodies like the sicko you are.

Pray to Nigger Boob Satan in order to get the Nigger Boob Pentagram Door open.

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>>677358475

Carve hole in door with knife so your portly figure can get through.

>>677358776
Reroll.

>>677359011
winrar

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You pray to nigger-boob satan and the door magically opens leading to another white room but from here all you can see is a man furiously jerking off to an orange triangle.

>>677359836
cut off blue guy's dick and shove the triangle up your ass for courage to press forward.

Rip off a head from one of the bodies and throw it at the jerking man, knocking him unconscious. Take the dick arrow of the clock and shove it up his ass.

>>677360304
roll

>>677360176
This

Replace the cock-clocks cock with your own clock, imbuing you with nigger time powers.

Walk into the next room and proceed to spitfork the triangle with the other guy, opening a portal.

>>677359836
Ask the blue man about why the triangle turns him on so much, and ask if you can join in. If he says no, cut his hamstrings and rape him hard. Take the triangle and cum on it to activate it

>>677361417
Samefag roll due to sleeping anons

>>677361417
ill fag with you, roll on this

>>677362262
Kek

Rape the statue as the man cries while being cucked.

>>677361417
Roll

>>677361417
Same fag again

>>677361218
roll orollrol

>>677363434
Off by one

>>677361417
Fucking dubs roll!

>>677363643
Off by one again dumbshits

>>677361218
rollffifffff

>>677361417
Off by none

>>677363799
checkem

>>677363799
Fucking finally

I hope OP is still here after that shit show dubs search

>>677363888
Plz kill me

>>677364057
im here standby, this one is a doozy since there were trips

Bumping for OP

This bread is to young to die

>>677364631
OP is trying to nonfag! We are gunna be ok anons

antagonists kills himself

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>>677361218
The portal opens and outcomes a see-through giant red penis with a briefcase full of cash. He says to you "haha fag u r poor" it is apparent that he is not from our physical universe as he clips through the walls and dead bodies like a ghost.

The portal seems to be stable and red cock man just stands have through the portal telling you how poor you are in comparison to him and his briefcase. The jerking off guy shits himself from the shock of becoming part of a portal

Shit into portal

>>677366236
This

>>677366236
Reroll

>>677366318
Only a lot off

>>677366422
Nice get

Check asshole for clues

>>677365879
Steal briefcase

>>677365879
Jump into the portal you fag

>>677366422
Winrar

thread.bmp

>>677365879
Offer to please the giant red dick with your mouth for money, let it cum in your mouth then say freeze! And it will be arrested by portal cock clock police for soliciting prostitution and you grab the money and dive through the portal

>>677367301
Yeah fuck the first dubs do this OP

>>677367301
Kek

>>677367301
Roll

>>677366236
You shit furiously into the portal, the red cock man is furious. he tells you this isn't the last you have seen of him and he begins receding into the portal. There is not enough time to enter the portal.

The smell of assplay grows strong and you see a blue man getting rammed by a pink half-head man, they are on a skateboard.

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>>677367863
woops forgot pic

>>677367777
Holy shit!

>>677367896
Quick, jump into the fukken portal

>>677367777
okay since there is already antagonist and that roll was late. first to respond to the quad post with the next action gets it, dubs or not.

>>677367896
Run over to the two fags and tell them how you were tracking the scent of their assplay, to reveal yourself as their lord and savior and convince them they need to shoot up arsenic in tribute to you to achieve nirvana

>>677368636
>>677368237
This is winrar anyways

>>677367777
HRun over to the two fags and tell them how you were tracking the scent of their assplay, to reveal yourself as their lord and savior and convince them they need to shoot up arsenic in tribute to you to achieve nirvana

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>>677369158
Your preaching was successful and they have injected the arsenic into their veins happily. You've also acquired a sweet new skateboard.

It appears there was a hidden passage behind dick clock which is probably how the two fags got in.

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>>677369918
edit: forgot the skateboard.

>>677370198
use knife (that you also forgot) to carve skateboard into a flute and play the flute as you blindly enter the hole behind the cock clock

>>677369918
Cut of their dicks for later, your gunna need them. Grab the board and dive through the passage, you stumble into a lair of niggers smoking crack and rapping

>>677370993
ill keep the first bit, but in true rpg style you can't create situations.

>>677370993
Roll

>>677371229
Durr. Sorry carried away

>>677370870
Roll

>>677370993
This

>>677370198
Go super sayin from powa you have now achieved and Ollie through the passage

>>677370993
Roll

>>677370993
roller coastr

>>677372273
Roller coastr

>>677370993
roll

>>677370870
Roll

>>677374044
Winrar

>>677374861
thank you i appreciate it.

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>>677370870
you play the flute as u wander down the hole and...
A WILD NIGGER APPEARS. USE THE ACTIONS TO STAY ALIVE!

>>677376022
Rolling for A (he would enjoy the rape and simply kill nigga is generic)

>>677376387
This

>>677376022
C) swastika shuriken barrage

>>677376764
Roll

>>677376387
Rolling

>>677376387
reroll

>>677376387
roll

>>677376387

rolling for this

>>677376387
Rolling for this

>>677376387
roll

>>677376387
I can't even dubs

>>677377309
>>677377305
>>677377132
>>677377126
>>677377017
>>677376987
>>677376602
>>677376387
if this makes some people mad, im sorry but its moving a little slow and it's clear that this is the desired choice. whippin 'er up now.

>>677377549
Sweet

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>>677377549
nigger ears fall off from the pain
-5hp

roll for nigger's move.

>>677379141
Call you a racist

>>677379141
Play the "dindu nuffin" card

>>677379141
use penis whip

>>677379141
Steal flute

>>677379141
Cuck you

>>677379693
roll

>>677379451
Roll

>>677379693
roll roll

>>677379707
Rolling

Masterful writing, op.this reminds me of cube

>>677380501
Roll for this

>>677379451
Rolll

>>677379693
shameless reroll

>>677379707
rollin

>>677379451
Roll

>>677379141
Nigga prepares to throw exploding KFC chicken strips, fails the WILL roll and end up eating them instead. BOOM.

>>677379590
roll. dont let this die

>>677381866
YaAaaay

Nigger heals with watermelon

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>>677381866
NIGGER pulled the "but i dindu nuffin" card and it failed! A cop appeard out of nowhere to arrest the bad man.

You gained 10 xp!

You continue past the scene of the cop pepper spraying the bad monkey man.

>>677383132
Thank the cop by sucking his dick

>>677383132
Ask the officer wtf is going on this game

>>677383626
Shameful reroll

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>>677383132
>>677383132
After crawling through the tunnel for a little while you come out to a white room with 2 doors at the far end of the room. In the First door there is a princess crying for help and seems to be engulfed in magical hellfire that burns without killing.
In door two red penis man is asleep in his dimension dreaming about $$$

>>677384177
walk in and kill the red penis man in his sleep

>>677384177
Grab red penis man and use him as bridge to save princess