>>677357998
Was it a good ass at least?

>>677358134
I'm wondering this too.

>>677358134
5/10, just so so, it looked better in the pants she had on

>>677358469
oh, that's disappointing

I have a huge crush on my niece, too bad she's 6 though.

>>677358610
that escilated fuckin fast

>>677358610
how old?

>>677357998
i use drugs to manipulate and control girls for sex

>>677358833
6
>>677358734
not my fault, blame my hormones

I once masterbated with a microwaved banana peel.

>>677357998
I did the same. Except I didn't pay. And I wasn't given permission.

>>677359668
i had a friend who did that.

when ever i go to a friends house i steal their gf/sisters panties and cum on various things around their rooms

>>677358924
Me fucking too. Soon it turns into free drugs for me! And i LOVE skinny AF junkie and tweaker chicks who's lives are a disaster

I was fighting on the novorossia separatist side in donbas xD

>>677358945
pedophile

>>677357998
I lost my virginity to a dude, and im straight.

Anyone got something to top this?

>>677360864
I let a guy blow me so I could fuck his wife after

>>677360864
was it consentual or were you raped?

>>677358924
Oh, so are you mr Pfizer, AstraZeneca, Bayer, or merc?

>>677360864
Pick up the motherfucking soap.

>>677357998
I don't discriminate against negros or females. As a white alpha I feel I might be failing my race.

I have jerked off while sitting in the backseat of a commercial airliner while staring intently at a girl. A jack russel has licked pb off my balls. I've broken into several churches, from one church in particular I called 900#s from the preachers desk while waiting on muffins in the stove. I got xanaxed out of my mind and got baptized in the river last summer. I used to enjoy 10 hr fap sessions while high on meth.

I used to show my tits on cam and I now regret my actions. I feel dirty in a bad way

Fingered some dudes wife outside there house while he was inside...she's 10 years older than me but hot. Saw her tits too

>>677361889
tits or gtfo

>>677362252
Shut up, let me confess my sins

>>677361889
Don't feel bad.

You got a kik?

>>677361889
Can we at least have a selfie to confirm you're a female?

>>677362699
checked

dubs have spoken

>>677362584
Yeah why?

>>677362846
let us have your kik

>>677362846
Send it on over

>>677362699
You'll have to trust me

>>677363042
faggot

>>677358945
You lowlife piece of shit. Hang yourself

>>677361889
I've never understood camwhores.

That goes for guys too.

>>677363042
This is 4chan

Please?

>>677363284
They're whores, they're dead inside and I'm ok with that

I still miss her.....

also jerked off a cat once at a neighbors house

>>677360864
Same story, did it because he was autistic and had a bunch of money. Had to bail because of the sheer amount of cringe he generated. Did pay for 2 years of uni though.
Guy was bottom only and we didn't fuck a whole lot so it was easy money.

>>677363284
Well at the time I thought it was funny and I felt more self confident seeing that I had an effect on male hormones. I was young and stupid

>>677363379
Give me yours

>>677358924
Bill cosby is that you?

>>677363379
Have some dignity anon,

>>677363429
That made me laugh. Wtf anon why did you do that

im a teacher i fail niggers/mexicans

I once sold Viagra to middle-schoolers as ecstasy

>>677364112
Why?

>>677363785
I asked first hun

>>677364056
When I was young, I never knew what that word meant. So when my sister asked me if I had any dignity, I said I threw it away.

Never been the same since.

>>677364277
I won't give it to you, so unless YOU give it...

I used to think I was an alien (the ones from space, not mexico) when I was a kid, two years of my life I dedicated to that autism.

>>677364748
I know that feel bro

>>677364884
thank you

>>677364748
What made you think that?

>>677364748
>>677364748
me too!!!!

>>677364748
If it makes you feel any better, that's like, babbies' first delusion. Lots of people have had that one.

>>677365159
aspergers syndrome. thats what.

>>677364430
Still asked first, so it wouldn't work out unless you went first.

>>677359668
I did this too but I did it for a girl

I fucked my cousin, not a surprise considering that im white

>>677365407
Won't send anything.

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I am severely depressed... I lost 2 of my friends one week apart from each other, but I hide my depression by playing games and loving my family.

>>677365613
All right.

I fucked a fish bowl

>>677361778
love it

>>677365919
How do you even do this?

>>677365919
good