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ya ever paid for sex, /b/?
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>>677352399
Yea, got a girl off Backpage once. Not really worth it IMO
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Yes. I've been on backpage, craigslist, AMPs, AAMPs, and did a couple of hookers off the street too
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No, kind of want to try it out once though.
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>>677352399
Check'd and yes. Backpage whores and filthy strippers
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>>677352399
Nope.
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>>677352399
We all do in one way or another
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>>677352399
there is no such thing as free sex, free sex is rape and even then theres consequences
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>>677352399
Yes
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Yes, once. Was not bad at all. Might do it again if I get stuck in a dry spell.
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Fucked a bunch of escorts. Sometimes take a viagra so can fuck them longer.Shit makes your vision blue but hard on for hours.
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>>677352399
Yes.
Easy, simple, fast and satisfying.
Oh, and of course: they actually do anal and give head.
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>>677352399
Whether it's money, dinner and a movie, or marriage, all men pay for sex everytime.

Am I right fellas!?!?
Lololololololol
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>>677352399
Yes, did it last night with a hot as fuck asian girl that let me put it in her butt
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>>677353842
exactly
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No but I've traded Adderall for sex a bunch of times, pretty much the same thing. I stopped cause things got serious with a new GF and this one girl said I ruined her life.
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>>677353806
Virgin detected
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>>677352399
Check out this short documentary about prostitution, it's 3 guys stories about how and why they pay for sex.

https://vimeo.com/154642572
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>>677353870
Virgin detected
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>>677353973
I think you should read the post again.
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>>677353842
You're right nigger. We should all fuck each other lololololololololol
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>>677353973
Not him but what makes you think that? I agree with him and I've made the sex plenty of times
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>>677353842
Only if you're the kind of fag who can't game a woman to treat you like the prize.

Though the one thing you always pay is time.
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Happy ending in japan. They suckered me in to it and ended up paying double what I should have, but goddamn, never have nutted so hard.
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of course Thailand is my fav. Dominican Republic great too if you want something closer to N.A. less then 40 dollars a pop.
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>>677352399
I really want to. I'm a 28 year old virgin. I've talked to escorts on backpage but I'm too scared of getting caught.
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>>677353806
Your a faggot, I've used backpage like 27 times and I can tell you what its alot cheaper than getting married.

Source: Currently Married
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>>677352399
yeah, about 500$ a month including food, my time, my nerves and free time with my will to live.
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>>677354383
whatever you do dont lower your standars to fatties.. they look good in videos an some angles but they are the worst sex experience by far.. get yourself a top sexy hooker
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>>677352399
Over the last four years, I've fucked twelve hookers. I've only fucked one of them twice and that was because she was literally the best lay I've ever had.
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>>677352399
I dated a Jew back in college, long story short, I'm gonna say yes.
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>>677354383
>I really want to. I'm a 28 year old virgin. I've talked to escorts on backpage but I'm too scared of getting caught.

advice from a experienced monger. Don't do backpage as your first. Try an agency, look on sites like theeroticreview. Not the best site but has some good info.
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>>677354302
>wasting your time talking with the inferior sex
>could be investing in your carrier, your hobbies or people actually worth talking

no, thanks.
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She used to be a porn star.
Now she is a street whore in Tampa
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>>677354383
Amerfats always going on about muh freedoms but they can get busted by the cops for having sex
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>>677354656
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>>677354759
>*tips*
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Yes.
I was high as a kite on tramadol and couldn't cum...it wasn't even exciting.
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Nope, but I use to be a pimp.
Nothing major I had like 4 girls one of which was my ex that I use to trick out online.
Really easy way to make money if a girl is willing to sleep with old rich guys.
Average was about 1000 a night.

Quit when a real pimp came to our home and put a gun in my face.
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>>677352399
you may not be handing over money but you pay for it either way
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>>677354925
should have wolowolo'd him out
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>>677354840
What street, i'd love to fuck a coked out allie sin.
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>>677353491
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>>677354428
>Source: Currently Married
Enjoy fucking the same damn ugly bitch every night as you pay her bills, her food and her autistic kids.
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>Buddies hire a stripper for my 20th birthday
>Call stripper for sex about a week after for sex
>Do the thing
>"Wanna go out for a dinner sometime?"
>waitwat.jpg
>"I'm not really a proffessional stripper, I only sorta do it as a hobby or a side activity for some side cash"
>hellwhythefucknot.jpg

I actually was in a relationship for a few months with a part-time stripper/hooker
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>>677352399

Kinda.... well yes if I think about it.

Went to what I thought was a legit sports massage place to get shoulder worked on. (I went ass up playing basketball and landed right on the point of the shoulder, it was sore as hell and I had trouble sleeping.) I booked in and had a genuinely therapeutic session working on shoulder rotation with a severe looking middle aged woman who looked a bit like Melissa McCarthy. All very professional in an office next to a doctors office. She got me to roll over and was working the front deltoid when she asked me in a very matter of fact tone if I wanted a hand job or blow job. I was shocked and stammered and stuttered for a bit, but said yes. In a single move she pulled of my shorts and got to work. He technique was very firm but felt awesone. She worked my taint, balls and cock at the same time and it only took a few minutes before I came the hardest I have ever come in my life. She cleaned up without a word being said. As I left she gave me some exercises and recommendations to free up my shoulder. I tipped her an extra 50 for the hand-shandy as I was feeling pain free and totally relaxed.

A most surprising and unexpected happening.
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>>677353968
Same with oxy for me fam.
So honest question.
I always see the whole, you always pay for sex somehow, which I agree with more or less.
But not always. My current gf pays for everything, drives everywhere and still loves to make the sex. As did some previous gfs.
Any body else not have to give them everything on a platter for them to touch your peen?
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>>677355277
condom blowjob?
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got propositioned by a street walker the other night when buying gas

no way i'd do it, but now find myself fascinated by what's going on there. like want to hear their stories, find out is there a pimp, etc. i can't believe it's so out in the open and the cops aren't involved.

yeah, amerifat, muh freedoms - not so much
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>>677352399
Paid for a threesome since there's not other way I could pull one. Best $300 I ever spent.
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>>677352399
I broke up with my girlfriend, my mate and I got bladdered and booked Amsterdam for the next day, 48 hours after breaking up with my ex I was inside a black whore from Ghana, and that's the story of how I paid for sex!
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>>677355430
I'd rather it that way with these girls.
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>>677352399
Yes, best money I've ever spendt
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>>677355060
>6 foot 5 nigger with a gun
>8 hoes with guns
Nah m8 I'm good.
The game got too real at that point.
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>>677352399
No.

However, I've only gotten laid 3 times by two different women.
And havn't for some time so...
Maybe I should start?
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>be me, drunk in Thailand
>meet local girl in bar
>chat a bit, takes cab to my hotelroom
>"oh god, no ladyboy please"
>fuck twice
>she asks for money for cab back to the city
>like 7 times the amount
>drunk me to stupid to question that amount
>mfw I realized she was a hooker in the morning
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>>677355430
ever heard of mouth herpes? or maybe mouth gonorrhea?
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Yeah and I got caught in a sting op, shit sucks and embarrassing only my wife, my bro, and best friend. If you're in California don't do it unless, I pretty much had to make the judge feel sorry for me in order to get a no fine no time and get it expunged 3 years later.
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When I was in prison, I gave a guy a shiv and he let me fuck him. So I guess, in a way, yes.
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>>677355252
Just because I'm Married doesn't mean I'm fucking the same "ugly" (as you put it) "bitch" every night. You don't know what I'm about so fuck your fleshlights and japanese fuck dolls you suicidal faggot.
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>>677355609
well that would be funny at least, if you'd live to tell the tale, you'd be a legend here.
But I'm happy your alive.
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>>677355277
Holy shit she sucks good. shame about the rubber
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>>677353077
Calm down dude
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>>677355060
>/
zozzle
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Hired a few when i was doing my doctorate because I couldn't be arsed trying to deal with a proper relationship at the time
Also went to the bunny ranch when I was in the states so I could fuck Sunny Lane
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>>677355834
But you are paying her bills and raising her autistic kid?
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>>677356028
Outstanding!
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>>677355876
>I'm happy your alive
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>>677352399
Yes. Half of my worldly possessions.
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Havent ever used hookers, escorts or massage parlors but I'm interested and curious.

Would probably do it on a dry spell or after a few years of being with the same woman just to change things up once in a while

I'm afraid ill end up liking it so much and do it every other week or fucking them bareback and getting a disease
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>>677355738

Where in Cali??
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>>677356607
>>677356607
Fucken MO val dude
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>>677355972
I slowed down now
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>>677356123
She pays her own bills and I don't have a kid yet. We have seperate bank accounts so i can buy hookers all day and she has no clue. Fuck you guys are noobs
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yes, sick and fucking tired of all the effort you have to put into hooking up. I'd rather just pay for it when I need it. Problem of course is that it's illegal, so I can't. Thanks social conservative fucks!
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>>677354306
>japan

Like Japan proper or just Okinawa?
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>>677352536
jot a girl off backpage too.
Couldnt get my dick up. She was sort of cute but i could smell her sweaty taint.
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>>677356028
>Sunny Lane
cool. before or after she got fat?
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>>677352399
Yes, it was terrible. I'd rather jerk off for free.
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>>677356805
Was just asking faggot. Calm down, and by the sounds of things you're the fucking idiot who got married for no fucking reason. Why would you commit to that if it's clearly the opposite to what you want
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When i was a navy fag i had 5 girls at once in hongkong for 1600 HKD
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>>677357041
why made it so terrible?
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>>677352399
One time, it was okay because she was really laid back. I just felt really fucking weird and dirty afterwards so I decided to up my game a bit so I'd never have to do it again.
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Sure did, when I was in Berlin. Not the best experience, but at least I got rid of my v-status. Thinking about it, I would do it again, but I'd rather use my money to other things, so it's me and hand for now and many years to come.
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>>677352399
Only this kind of sex
http://www.streamboobs.com/sweetaangel/
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>>677356451
The girls are just as afraid of diseases as you are, there is no way they'll let you go bareback.
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>>677352399
all my life, but not directly.. u know..
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>>677352399
Borrowed $200 off a guy in Hawaii and fucked one. She thought I was on drugs when I wasn't because she couldn't get me to cum. Ended with me laughing her out of the room and never paying his ass back lmao.
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>>677357303
At least buy a fleshlight man.
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>>677357180
I know what I'm doing. I don't like being alone. I don't like being tied down. So i take the best of both worlds. :P
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>>677357494
Got one and bored of it. My hand does a quicker job, that's why they call me Quick Draw McGraw!
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>>677356954
Before
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>>677355494
where and how?
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>>677353077

not familiar with AMPs and AAMPs.

never hooked up with anyone off of craigslist and backpage has almost nothing in my area
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>>677357239
Well, at the time I was a virgin so I wanted to finally just get rid of it, so I went around town and picked up this nice looking girl, she was smoking and had a little deep voice (I assume it was the cigs) anyways, we get to this shady place and tell her to do her best and handed her 300 bucks. So she turns me around, letting her do her job since she has experience on it and unbuttons my pants and pulls it down, then basically butt fucks me.

I mean, I'm not complaining I didn't like it, I just thought I would be the one cumming.
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>>677353806
>implying only hookers give head
you must have pretty nasty cock if that is your case
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>>677352399

No, but I would if I could convince myself I wouldn't get an STD.
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Once, when I was 17. Almost nutted the moment she put my dick in her mouth, so we had to go straight to fucking so I'd get what I paid for, and it was over in a few minutes. Overall very detached experience, waste of money, don't recommend
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8-10 times in the last 6 months.
Keeps tfw no gf away
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>>677357691
Naughty Reviews before it went to shit.
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>>677358083
Use a condom moron and don't get the trashy ones
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>>677353491
Thats deep
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>>677357971
you can't be serious
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>>677358083
God invented condoms for a reason anon.
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member of a few escort agencies.

surprisingly professional
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>>677358083
>Use a rubber
>Don't hire the local meth head from a street corner
It's not rocket surgery you dumb fuck
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i am a male camwhore on chaturbate and spend what i make on there on traps/female camwhores.

generally try to get them to do fucked up shit cuz its pretty fun how to see how far some people will go
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>>677357592
Sound like a poof to me mate
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>>677352399

I have a girlfriend.

So yes. Paid in transactions of gifts, dinner, movies, and shit like that.
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>>677357971
That sounds suspiciously like an old pasta
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>>677357971
I didn't mean to laugh at you because that sounds like an awful experience but god damn that last line is gold.
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>>677355293
Cool. I'd be into that.
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Anons, the secret from knowing it's a set up or not from Craigslist or backpage is they discriminate, for example on her ad says no black men, police are not allowed to discriminate who they arrest.
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>>677357971
>anon paid to get buttfucked

that's a new one
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>>677355277
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>>677357473
tl;dr I'm a huge piece of shit.
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>>677353997
i wanted to watch it, really bad
but i cannot fucking listen to a male's voice and a female's face ... like it's not like any kind of -phobe or anything it's just so blatantly off-putting.
any video like this that isn't .. well...like this?
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>>677359707
>>677359707

Nice. Story?
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>>677359707

>TFW there is no condom small enough to fit my dick
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>>677352399
Ye i paid ur mum but she sed she do it 4 free
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>>677358293
>>677358471
>>677358486

Yeah but my tastes are.. particular. If I can't eat her out then I'm not interested. Seriously money isn't the issue, I'd get the highest class escort I could find... but I don't want herpes. Maybe one day I'll take a bunch of xanax and do it, but meh..
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>>677355738
>tfw i finally read about another person on 4chan in CA
>tfw ive always thought about paying for sex just for the hell of it
gj scaring me shitless OP i cant afford court bullshit
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>>677360578
This is my advice, my friend used to do private investigation, so he knows his shit, plus he fucks bitches on backpage on a regular.


>>677359366
>>677359366
>>677359366
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>>677360548
If money's not an option then go through a proper escort agency, they do regular STD checks
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>>677352399
I just got out of a 10 year relationship.
It would of been cheaper if I just went to a hooker.
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>>677360548
Boy were you born stupid or did you have to work on it, what kind of shit is, I have particular taste I need to be able to eat her out and you're complaining about hookers? Go to a club a flaunt your money, either you'll hook a girl or you'll get robbed by a Nigger.
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>>677352399
I paid for a handjob once at a strip club, my first handjob. The woman did a terrible job and I didn't cum.
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>>677360940
is that discriminating thing bulletproof? is there any other tip you can offer if i decide to do it?
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>>677361337
Hold up, you can pay for a handjob at a strip club?
>Never been to a strip club so be easy on me anon
>20
>Stay at home virgin
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>>677359366
lol even a whore wont fuck a nigger
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>>677361448
Get an out call girl, police will not show up to your place just to arrest you, a sting op is already set up to arrest people at the room. So outcall and discrimination. It's bulletproof, you'll be fine bro. I wouldn't want you to go through what I did, I almost lost my family, career, and good name.
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>>677360578
damn, it sucks for you guys that prostitution is illegal in pretty much all of the us. you're kind of already pushing the envelope of trust when you hire an escort and this is just an extra layer of bullshit
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>>677353968
Not the same thing unless you deliberately purchased aderall to trade
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>>677361816
Yeah my buddy stays and talks for abit, he said they said, they're disrespectful and they try to recruit them or bargain with them
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>>677353870
It's a trap
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>>677352399
Everyone pays for sex in some form or another.
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>>677361928
Can vote at 18, can die in a war at 18, cant drink until 21, prostitution is illegal?

The only thing I will give you guys is your strict gambling laws
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Yep. Here in Mérida, prostitution is completly legal
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>>677361623
Only works in the shitty ones where you probably dont want a handjob from
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>>677362136
thanks for regurgitating that and for verifying that yes, it is indeed still dumb
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>>677361928
Nevada is legal
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>>677355277
there is nothing more fucked up than condom blow jobs, that shit is the real low end of it
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>>677352399
lots of times.
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went a couple times to antoniusstrasse in Aachen germany.
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>>677362307
Well I live in SC so every strip club is shitty... but how much do you tend to have to pay to coerce the girl into giving you a handy?
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>>677353491
so deep i can see adele rolling
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Are bareback blowjobs dangerous? How high are risks for std?
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>>677353220
this
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>>677359707
Damn. A girl like that would be worth a covered blow job.
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>>677361860
>I wouldn't want you to go through what I did
story time
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>>677353491
and this.
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If she has visible tattoos, don't do it.
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>>677362387
No, one single county in Nevada is legal.
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>>677362756
I stand corrected
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never and not interesed
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>>677362669
See


>>677355738
>>677355738
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>>677353968
I have always wanted to do this with adderall or coke or oxy. I don't like any of those drugs so it would be perfect.
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How do you even go about getting a hooker?
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>>677362564
not that dangerous
you just have to watch out for open sores and weird looking bumps around the mouth...not too hard to do

the worst thing you could get is oral herpes
but oral herpes isnt the same strain as crotch herpes
so basically its very low risk
go ahead and indulge
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>>677360217
Sorry brother :(
Im a permavirgin cause balding manlet so i kinda feel ya. Aftraid of paying cause
1. Disease
2. Sting op
3. Fraud
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>>677355062
SERIOUSLY
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>>677363070
>the worst thing you could get is oral herpes
Don't everyone have oral herpes?
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>>677355277
This is the only reason why i have not fucked a hooker yet I literally cant cum with a condom on. If i fucked a hooker i would keep fucking and fucking till my dick became so hard i would have to take the condom off and then AIDS.
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>>677363345
>1. Disease
That's the nature of the beast. You gotta make sure to use a condom and lubrication gel.

>2. Sting op
Take a vacation to Europe or something

>3. Fraud
If you go to a well renowned establishment, the worst case scenario is that the girl is in a bad mood and will ruin the experience for you that way.
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>>677363345

im not a virgin. girl im with now has her tubes tied (she already has kids from a prev marriage and they love me) the guy she was with before me has to have injections in his dick just to get it up and even then she says its still smaller than mine.
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>>677352399
I live near the busiest streetwalker district in the country, there's pretty much always 10-12 dolled up young polish women between 7 pm and 2 am. I have to walk past them whenever I get back from the city and they'll literally gang up on you and offer to suck your dick behind a bush and stuff. It's tempting sometimes but I haven't done it cause I'm a massive pussy :^)
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>>677364043
fuck until hard, than jack off on her stomach
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>>677353491
BOOM
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>>677364198
I never support street prostution because its annoying. If i want a hooker i can find one on the net.
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>>677355834
I'm there with ya /b/rother. Fuck these bottom feeder retards
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Paying the whole date for a girl I just met a day ago online/somewhere and is obvious we are fucking counts?

Also r8
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>>677352399

I've been *paid* for sex and I'm a guy.

In high school a friend of my dad asked me to take his daughter to some theatre event, it was like a combined play and poetry reading session, very feminist-oriented but kinda formal, the dad said everyone would be with a date and wanted her not going alone and would pay me to cover the night. This sent off huge alarm bells internally, just how repulsive was this girl for her dad to be getting her dates?

But I saw my own dad had a "do this for me and my friend" look so I agreed, free meal and some spending cash for an otherwise boring weeknight. Picked her up (Stacy was her name) and she wasn't bad. Plain-looking but was dolled up turning her into at least a 6, she wasn't a hideous landwhale and was a pleasant enough conversationalist. Went to the show-thing and was entertained by a rather surprisingly adept under-the-coat handjob. One of my friends' parents had a vacant apartment that several of us were using as a hookup site so took Stacy there and fucked the holy hell out of her. Dropped her off at her home at 2am, her dad was still up, as she walked upstairs her dad handed me a coupla extra $50s as if a bonus for not returning her ASAFP at 9:30pm.

This really weirded me out. It felt like I was being paid to take an obvious bullet but I didn't see the downside. Nobody at school had much to say about Stacy, she didn't have any close friends, was in several clubs but didn't get too close to anyone.

Her dad paid me to take her out several times over the summer and we had a good time. Enthusiastic in bed and just fun to hang out with. She went away for college and I never saw her again.

I wondered if it was some STD but I'd been tested multiple times after that summer, all clear. The best I can come up with was the dad thought she was just a little too reserved for her own good so took some dating-encouragement steps. But it was goddamn weird to being paid by a girl's father to fuck her.
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>>677353220
Overrated. Get a happy meal.
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>>677364198
uhhhh go outside and fuck those girls immediately you idiot
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>>677357473
Are you my brother?
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>>677364708
Tldr
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>>677364087
How big are you?
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>>677364229
I swear to you that i am not fucking with you when i say that at the age of 27 i have never jacked off in the traditional way. I have to squeeze my dick between my legs while watching porn and keep squeezing it until i cum. It is a real thing some guys do.
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>>677352399
been going to hookers regularly since a brothel opened in my city. it's a mixed bag, honestly, and a pretty expensive hobby. still think it's something everyone should try at least once
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>>677365847
ok, fair enough. Then clearly hookers aren't for you. Maybe an asian massage parlor could be something for you? Make sure you explain your predicament.
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>>677355812
Wew m8 I don't fink so
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>>677366208
i am plotting on one of those actually lol. I am surprised my last post wasnt received with a "wtf?". I think typing that shit was the first time i said that to anyone.
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>>677366690
not really that outrageous. weird but not really weird for /b
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mostly brothels and one time with a call girl

shit sucks because I never had a GF but meh, I will hero soon
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>>677366690
I also last very long in a condom, bur fortunately not as bad as you. In order to cum I sometimes have to flex my buttocks in a certain way and do something indescribeable with some mucles inside my dick.
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>>677365847
kek, what the fuck?
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