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I miss the Google+ theme and the names...
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>>677346660
I use google to get to bing
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i am addicted to escorts i have a wife and son at home 26 years old
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>>677347311
Dubs never lie
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>>677347511
Check'em
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I'm going to pull off a heist in nine days. 1.45 mil
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>>677346660
I browse /b/ and fap.
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>>677347511
CHECKED
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>>677346660
I fap to my ex
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>>677347684
Give us a clue to look out in the news paint a giant penis or b on the floor before escape
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>>677346660
I'm a kissless virgin
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>>677346660
I like to dance to loading zone announcements
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>>677346660

I'm into lolicon and child molestation biographies and my boyfriend still doesn't know.
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>>677348396
cute! more?
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I have multiple sclerosis.
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>>677348856
Not really a secret dude smoke as much weed as you can
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>>677348361
Me too!!! Wanna kik or something?
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>>677349058

Nah sorry
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>>677348361
You remind me of my 3rd girlfriend, I've only had two
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>>677349466
Dubs don't lie. Checked and check'em
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>>677346660
i like to dress up as Goliath
not everybody thinks that its cool, but i finally met a girl who thinks im a 10/10 would bang like bam in my Goliath suit.
she'd come over sometimes while her boyfriend was away after school.

once the door would close she'd almost instantly get naked. most times she'd put on her favorite song and start sucking. then she would cry. her tears and makeup would drip down her face onto my dick. its surprising how cold tears are. eventually i finally asked her what was wrong. in between licks she told me that her favorite song was also her bfs favorite song. so even though she loved hearing it and it totally got her pussy wet, it also made her think about the fact that she was cheating on her boyfriend. i dont think i ever came harder down somebodies throat then right after she told me that. she was beautiful. we dont hang out anymore. wanna get lunch?


this was the song:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QSPe8dIJEtw
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I'm ghey. I luv teh but secks.
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>>677349306
Post your best stuff.
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>>677349466

I see what you did there
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I chronically cheat on my girlfriend with multiple women. She would never know because we are currently long-distance, and I am pretty much psychopath-level genius.
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>>677348361
I take the lack of reply is an astounding yes, looks like this fags getting hitched
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>>677349915

Want anything in particular?

>>677350202

>lack of reply in an astounding yes

Yes to what?
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>>677349984
I'm going to assume that shows interest I'm now hopefull, carefull now I've been hurt before
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>>677350173
It's true that logic can't be beat by emotion unless it's to your own personal benefit, minds like those are a dark place to live
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>>677350173
>psychopath-level genius.
oh boy, no wonder he's so insecure

>(it's because he's unbearable)
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>>677350554

As in I'm interested in you? Not really, I've got no plans to stray from my boyfriend
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Everytime I see something about my ex and her boyfriend it kills me a little inside. We broke up a year and half ago and I can't move on
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>>677350807

Yes, that must be it. I am unbearable. You don't know me, nor do you know my capabilities.
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>>677351101
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There's a skeleton inside me.
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>>677350371
My lack of self confadence let's me assume every conversation with a woman is me asking them out and today it's paying off!
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>>677350984

Then block both of them from your fb and delete them from your phone and go do something to take your mind off of it
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>>677350371
Crying and bedwetting/peeing.
Toddlers are prefered.
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>>677351363

>bedwetting/peeing

Don't really have any of that
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>>677350984
It's only been a year and a half bro, not that long tbh fam. This might sound cringe but all scars heal eventually. Try to fuck other chicks. It'll help.
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>>677346660
I have a crush for my female boss... she's married, the husband is a good friend of mine. Fap to her every night..
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That I have no empathy 0, the only thing stopping me from being a sociopath is and abusive childhood which left me feeling equally as worthless and any logic does not change that for me
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>>677351515
How about cute dresses and costumes. It doesn't have to be lewd.
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>>677352020
>i am edgy: the post.
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>>677348361
Same and I have a sex addiction
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I was sexually assaulted by my grandma.

She was a chain smoker. I was pretty little. But I remember being told to lay back and my genitals feeling good. It happened more than once...

Growing up, raspy smoker voices made my penis tingle.

It really fucked me up. Being exposed to sex that young basically just perverted my mind.

She disappeared out of guilt. Claiming that the police were out to get her. My family blamed mental health issues.

I knew what it really was... Still haven't told anyone.
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>>677346660

I have raped.
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My fucking gf got alexis texas copy pasted body and i constantly have to beg to record and start our own pornsite pic related
1st time dumping a pic
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>>677352061

Don't really have any non lewd stuff
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>>677352137

>sex addiction

Still dunno if that's a real thing, sounds more so like anons that have no self control.
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>>677352145

Brutal but hey look on the bright side, least you weren't raped by your grandfather?
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I'm a Barista at Starbucks and I spit in every drink I make whenever no one is looking. Fuckin hate every single prick that walks in.
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>>677352202
Rape? Or big groups of loli's? Or both?
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.>>677346660
I didn't fuck your Mom
Your mom fucked me
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>>677352549

Not really into rape and only a small selection of groups
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I'm so unhappy in my relationship of 2.5 years but I'm too chickenshit to leave her, I'm just trying damn hard to get her to try harder. She doesn't think anything is wrong though.
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>>677352321
What would you say addiction is, besides lack of control?

Things don't have to be chemically addictive; People get addicted to eating cheese and shit.

The lack of ability to make the right choice is more or less the definition of it.
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I'm not in love with my wife, I'm in love with my phd supervisor
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>>677352173
Holy shit I think I've seen that picture before
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>>677347320
With one expensive host you rent other overpriced hosts!?
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>>677352650

If you've explained the issue to her and she hasn't bothered to try or isn't trying hard enough, offer her an ultimatum and see if she's worth your time if she says yes.

Seriously don't waste your time being with someone who doesn't value you or your relationship
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>>677352650
I feel you
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>>677346660
I'm black...
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>>677346660
I have two girlfriends.
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>>677352711

I guess I just see it as weak willed people, which is exactly what they are.
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>>677352156
We've all raped.
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>>677347684
you probably play on console gta too, fag
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I have been starting fires in upsates NY. Tied a few people in one house fire. Next is Avon and Livonia.
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>>677352121
I like to refer to it as teen angst
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>>677352889
Don't worry africanon, I'm a chinanon
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>>677352787
Nah im the only one with her pics bro
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I'm a female model but I started off as a boy. I became a girl after a horse kicked me in the nuts when I was 13. Both testicles were ruptured and had to be removed so the doctors put me on testosterone treatments, but I decided that I'd rather be a woman, so I never took them. I started taking estrogen when I turned 18, had gender reassignment when I turned 21, started modeling lingerie at 22. I'm 25 and happier than I could have imagined.
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>>677352650

Just leave.

I'm a realy good dad. She goes out of her way for other people. Never really did anything for me. I had enough after I took all of the kids out for her to get a massage, and she just bitched about how I messed up naptime.

Fuck that shit. I'm out.

You should get out too. It only gets worse.
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>>677352639
Do you have loli+shota?
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>>677346660
I am a virgin at age 27. That is really my only secret.
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>>677347320
Same here, except I don't have a family so I think it is okay.
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>>677352997
are you a virgin?
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>>677348165
That would be fucking hillarious
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>>677346660
Was addicted to kik nudes with no regard for age. Deleted everything, cleaned up my act and turned over a new leaf
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>>677353184

Nope, little boys just don't do it for me though I could see a few situations it'd be cute

>>677353261

>>677348361
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I've cheated on my gf of 7 years with 8 different women in the past 2 and a half years.
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I sometimes have some pretty fucked up thoughts. Such as killing people and shit.
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>>677353574

We all have fucked up thoughts anon
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>>677353433
Do you feel guilty about it, Anon?
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>>677353574
>Killing people

seems pretty normal to me
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>>677346660
Im pregnant. If the dad and I weren't together when I found out, I would have had an abortion.
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>>677348361
Can you Google those kinds of stories without getting on a list or should I use tor?
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>>677353574
Welcome to 4chan
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>>677353383
I only like shota when loli is involved as well.
Can you post more group photos?
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My mistakes haunt me like ghosts in my dreams. All the things I've done wrong now keep me up at night when it was once all such sweet bliss. I can still see all their faces and the look of disdain they give me when they see me. Ex's, old friends and even some long since gone family members all like ghosts haunting the expanse of where my imagination use to dwell.
Even though I know there's nothing I can do now about these things it doesn't make it any easier or the pain go away.
My only care in this world is to help as many people as I can even at my own expense so nobody has to feel like I do if I can help it. I believe this is what it means to live. To try to right the wrongs you have committed by changing yourself for the betterment of your own life. Become that which you always sought to be even if the cost is your own well being. Deep inside you know that you have made mistakes and others made you feel ways you never knew you could both positively and negatively.
In the end all that matters is whether you take your experience, learn from it and try to make a better world for the people who care about you or you can try running from it letting it haunt you until you're on your death bed regretting that you did those things and didn't have enough time.

I've realized this secret and now I share it with you anons.
Life is to be better than you were yesterday.
>Dictated not read by an old man sitting in a hospital bed after his grandson showed him what 4chan was
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>>677351515

What got you into that?
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I put a stone mask on my face and rejected my humanity.
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>>677353778
only up until recently have I started to feel guilty not sure why though
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>>677346660
I'm in an amazing relationship with a wonderful girl, but I'm bisexual and cant stop thinking about sucking cocks and fucking men
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>>677349058
Nice try fbi
Btw
Cheked so much
Very dubs
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>>677353891

>stories

You talking, loli or biographies?
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>>677354211
What do you think you're going to do? Open up about it? Keep it under wraps?
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I'm in love with my partner but also in love with her daughter
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>>677351101
lol
just a reminder

you are nothing
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My parents were killed in front of me. I take it out on my caregiver at times, but I know he cares about me. I feel the only way to heal is to stop men and women from tearing my city apart.
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>>677354228
Tell her. She may let you have a one night stand with some guy off of Tinder or Grinder.
>You never know.
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I'm the notorious panty theif
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>>677353949

I'll see what I've got but it's not much sorry
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