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also streaman
>he raged and punched the wall.
sometimes, this world is chaotic and things seem uncertain. But there are always things you can rely on
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>>677340376
Awoo~
haha, oh, that is sad
thought about goat brother in the shower this morning and kind of choked up
>>677340337
i actually had to turn you way down in discord
but then you apologized so it was okay
>>677340364
and i never will, but until then write a script for me in greasemonkey that will center all the posts on 4chan
>>677340471
> delivered
>>677337979
You're not Zaryss.
>>677340158
Oh yeah? Delivered by who?
OP?
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>>677340120
Greasers were a young person phenomena in America circa the 1950s, they were notorious for carrying switchblade knives to fights.
Ahaha
Ahhh
...
>>677340830
Do you deliver your own pizza?
greasers, notorious for being little angsty shitheads, the end
>this thread
The Japanese deserve a third nuclear bombing.
>>677340870
Like teddy boys. Which is the least intimidating name for a load of thugs ever.
>>677340966
That would be a bit redundant.
case in point
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>>677341164
Japan is so nice
It got nuked twice
>>677341164
so does your booty.
>>677341000
:3c
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Never fails to deliver.
>>677340376
Thanks mr skeltal
>>677340376
this shit just makes you degenerate
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>>677340376
awoo~
Does he think you are Julian?
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>>677341324
More or less. All post WWII young person rebellion.
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does who think who is julian?
i said some inflammatory stuff about gun control the other day and he went absolutely insane
>>677340376
Awoo~
That man who posted the cat at you.
no that was dallas speaking of himself i believe
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>>677341769
Those kinds of arseholes got all the cool knives banned.
>>677341430
Why you do this
I would watch the stream if my internet/toaster allowed it.
>>677340231
you have pretty good filenames most of the time
>>677340693
If I'd gotten into a fight with my bf, I'm pretty sure he'd be the one beat up. Appreciate the thought though.
>>677340870
Oh. Technically, if you account for the gypsies, then yes, they fit the mould well. Mostly though, it's the father of a family who loses it and murders said family with an axe in the snow. Then there are jealous girlfriends and wives who cut off their boyfriend's penis to make sure they don't cheat on her, usually resulting in fatal hemorrhage. What I'm talking about, however, is a drunken debate in a sauna or a bar which regularly results in puncture wounds inflicted with a knife.
>>677340376
Awoo~
This better work, dammit.
>>677342121
thanks i put a lot of effort into them
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>>677342187
Almost rivalling mugen, but not quite there yet.
>>677340376
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>>677342099
Just about anyone still making them today makes them just within regulation for any given state (except California because no fun allowed)- Not to mention you have to get CAUGHT first. Unless you're like in Europe or something.
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>>677342321
i do not try as hard as he does, he may keep the title
>>677342121
Holy fuck being snowed in ten months of the year does some weird shit to people.
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>>677340376
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>>677342385
Well here in the UK any kind of blade that can extend from a holder using one hand is banned wholesale. Even though I could carry a screwdriver around that's just as potentially lethal.
>>677342724
admirable
>>677342762
The Shining is considered a family portrayal here.
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>>677343176
>>677342451
Mislinked. Wasn't paying attention.
>>677343403
ugh
chet you never talk to me anymore
you onlu ever talk to me on accident or if you want something from me
why do you gotta be like thissssssss
>>677342920
>here in the UK
Ohhhh, that explains things. Personally I was considering getting a stiletto but then I remembered butterfly knifes were a thing and knowing the little flickout trick with them is cool as shit.
>>677340376
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>>677343132
Hue, and I thought Michigan was bad for the cold shit.
>>677343503
> Ignoring that we've talked far more than usual in the last couple of days.
t was Tay's fault anyway.
>>677343530
B-but the flickout trick is scary and intimidating. It deserves to be banned surely. Butterfly knives seemed to be banned everywhere strangely.
>>677343945
You occasionally hear about some people in Michigan doing some crazy shit during the cabin fever months but not enough such that it's a cultural expectation. I get to be semi-personally acquainted with such things since I live in Michigan.
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I'm going to play now. Cya.
>>677344376
Oh, the image of Mei confused me a little, thought you were Para without his name.
Well, it's better than some other cultural expectations in other countries.
>>677344223
Fun is going the way of the Dodo it seems- And yeah, butterfly knives are about as impractical a knife as you can get for a fight, nevermind that the fastest way of getting it out is still comparatively slow, if you don't lock the handle together it's as much a liability to you as the other guy. That's why it's so great- All style, no substance.
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>>677344794
kiss me.
>>677344878
Even if you conceded that knives should be banned based on how dangerous they can be, I can't see a case for banning balisongs.
I own one knife other than normal kitchen knives and it's funny to think that if I added another milimetre to its length it suddenly stops being a tool and becomes a *lethal* weapon that is totally illegal to carry in public.
kiss me
my goat in png
>>677345754
omg it's Sir Doris
>>677345688
Tempting, but I'll pass.
>>677345808
You don't have enough facial hair.
>>677340376
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>>677346057
Who? Is he as noble as he appears?
demos grow a beard.
>>677346021
Hello, Mr. Goat.
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Oh fuck you're old enough to vote now.
NO
MY CHEEKS ARE TOO CUTE TO BE COATED WITH HAIR
>>677346537
Those were the days.
>>677346537
>and he has not grown since
But there's nothing cuter than a nice beard.
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>>677346499
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ESQls8DLBN0
Noble as fuck
wrong
i am cuter than a nice beard
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>>677340376
Awoo~
Demos aren't you like 4 foot?
>>677340376
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Absolutely not.
>>677346697
Goddamn it feels weird plumbing an HD you haven't had access to in a long time.
Fuck off
I'm like 5'7"
absolutely yes
anyone could vouch.
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>>677340376
awoo for the wan
> finding facial hair attractive
>>677346867
Holy shit I remember this.
>>677346736
You were originally orange wander over yonder thing, right?
>>677340376
Awoo~
Most of my caps folder is just arguments.
>>677347199 (checked)
Yup, that was me.
Haha demos you're the same height as me you loser midget.
>>677340376
>Awoo~
Awoo~
I'm neither a loser nor a midget
chet be nice
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I do not need evidence, for it is an undeniable fact.
>>677347172
I don't have to take that from someone shorter than me.
>>677347282
lolgay
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>>677347585
Yes, that is also me.
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> complains I don't talk to him
> doesn't respond to me properly
> conspires to make me listen to terrible music
I get to be mean as I want, you ghey.
>>677347566
Too bad you will.
Rollling puscifer
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What the fuck are you people still doing here? You can go now- The movie's over. Go, leave.
you're both mean and i could care less if either of you dropped off the face of the earth
there.
Posting more awoo. Starting with best wolf
>>677347812
I will go over there and accidentally trip over you because I couldn't see you.
demos be nice
>>677348106
> could care less
So you do care about me? Awww.
>>677348225
Your lack of spatial awareness is truly amazing then.
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>>677340376
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Werewolf in london
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i gotta keep these kids in their place eisen
>>677348467
you wanna go tater totty
>>677348533 (checked)
Sure, I care and genuinely like everyone I make fun of.
>>677348670
Yes. I instantly like you.
>>677348533
Your lack of vertical expansion is troubling.
>>677348804
Going straight to pound town.
>>677348933 (checked)
I recommend you stay on the path of abstinence my good sir, book no more tickets to pound town.
>>677348804
I was making fun of how that phrase doesn't have the meaning it was intended to do. Now you ruined it. You're no longer allowed to play with Tay.
>>677348933
It doesn't trouble me. The expansion went elsewhere.
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>>677349183
I go where I want, when I want.
>>677349367
Is it your dick?
>>677349399
There are no negative effects?
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>>677340376
>Awoo~
>>677349492
May I go too?
>>677349652
UGH
I SUPPOSE
Awo Awoo~
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kltYrd4AR7I
>>677349479
Yeah. That's right. Go and think about what you did.
>>677349492
At least your powers of deduction aren't as lacking as your spatial awareness.
>>677349910
yay
because people here don't appreciate me like they should
>>677349953
i guess i'm sorry
>>677349953
I'm practically Sherlock Holmes.
>>677350067
I'll take good care of you. I'll even let you ride in the back seat, instead of the trunk.
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>>677350272
No, I have to ride shotgun.
I have to.
>>677350067
You guess?
On a semi-related note, he just slapped me under the jaw and made my teeth smack together. He's not allowed to go out to play either now.
>>677350272
Don't get ahead of yourself.
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>>677350390
Give several reasons why.
>>677350476
But I'm always three steps ahead.
>>677350476
why would he do such a heinous deed?
>>677340376
i used to fuck a wolf girl in my Goliath suit.
she'd come over sometimes while her boyfriend was away after school.
once the door would close she'd almost instantly get naked. most times she'd put on her favorite song and start sucking. then she would cry. her tears and makeup would drip down her face onto my dick. its surprising how cold tears are. eventually i finally asked her what was wrong. in between licks she told me that her favorite song was also her bfs favorite song. so even though she loved hearing it and it totally got her pussy wet, it also made her think about the fact that she was cheating on her boyfriend. i dont think i ever came harder down somebodies throat then right after she told me that. she was beautiful. we dont hang out anymore. wanna get lunch?
this was the song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QSPe8dIJEtw
15 in a row... adc had 31 cs at 10 minutes, toplaner dc'd... I'm not even mad.
>>677346813
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>>677347036
I imagine. I think I'll keep my old laptop around for a few more years, then check it's contents with a nostalgia mixed with shame.
>>677350699
"It's how I express my love".
>>677350690
Are you sure? We already established you have poor spatial awareness.
>>677350690
1) I have to
2) I'm an excellent backseat driver, so putting me shotgun would make me an even better asset
3) I have excellent taste in music so I would naturally control the CD player or AUX cord
4) When my hair blows in the wind it's breathtaking, and you'd get front row seats
5) The best AC is in the front of the car everybody knows that
Groden would just take the backseat no biggie
>>677351081
love hurts babe
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>>677350916
Thank you.
>>677351081
How can I watch where I am now if I'm already three steps ahead?
>>677351142
That remains to be seen.
But that would put you in the front seat.
That's agreeable.
I suppose I wouldn't mind seeing that.
Wait, why is the AC on if the windows are down?
And now you're kicking my bb to the back?
This definitely isn't going to work out.
>>677351631
well damnit
another thing not working out in my life
by the way i love your filenames
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>>677351244
He's too feeble to actually hurt me.
>>677351631
It's a position relative to something else. You can't be three steps ahead of yourself.
>>677351797
Don't worry, everything will be coming up demos soon, you'll see.
Thank you, I work hard for them.
And you already awood, you can't double dip.
>>677352027
Maybe YOU can't.
>>677352027
Aww how sweet
I can only dream about being in your position.
>>677352124
we'll just have to wait 'n see.
No. I have other ideas for wolf girl.
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>>677352346
Why wait? Grab life by the dick and give it a good jerking.
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>>677352772
i caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan't
life is a woman
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demos you are toying with forces you cannot comprehend.
>>677352906
Then give it a good cuntpunch.
>>677352124
I lack the ability to be as self-deluded.
>>677352346
Are you declaring your love for him?
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>>677340376
gtfo faggot
>>677353134
I prefer to cuntpunt actually
i've been working on my punting lately
>>677353203
No dumdum
being not in college and having a boyfriend you can visit weekly.
I haz to leave now k bye~
>>677353203
I yearn for your innocence.
>>677353580
Be sure to get a good study buddy.
>>677353487
Awesome.
>>677353580
He visits me; my flat is too nice to not hang around in. I still go to university, what are you talking about, DUMDUM.
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BARRY
>>677353742
bye lemlem
>>677353804
I'M SORRY I DON'T KNOW THINGS FRKUEFHDJ
regardless
having a flat and a qtp2t are my goals
oh and by the way
did you get those dogs in hats?
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>>677354017
I literally told you what I do a few nights ago. Anyway, university is great. I don't understand your problem.
He's a qtp2t is he?
No I didn't, you son of a bitch I know you know that.
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>>677354222
CHECKEM
get 66
