sharpie in pooper? idk

stand on tiptoe and engage your calves if you're doing a quick fap while standing. makes it more intense

Fap using a sock thats soft on the inside, I prefer dress socks. Gives really intense weird feeling.

Pros: No clean up

Cons: Can only be done once or twice in short time frame or cock starts to chaff

>>677336327
b u m p

>>677336327
>needs lube to fap
fucking amateur

>>677336327
Can confirm that coconut oil is the best lube

I've been using just a fist and nothing else my whole life. Should i try lube?

>>677336327
Having a foreskin.
Moving it quickly on the head of your dick feels like being inside a vagina.

>>677336327

Buying a Fleshlight will cause you to completely disregard Women.

First sit on your hand, as long as its become numb. Then fap with this hand. Comming back from numbness is a bitch, but it feels like handjob. You may need a good imagination for this one

Put gagging video on just for the sound while looking at splatoon hentai.

>>677338883

Yeah, but this board is infested but Amerifats and Jews.

I jerked off to much guys. I can only cum from jerking off, sex does nothing for me.

>>677336327
>Coconut Oil
Isn't that solid until you heat it? Are you really telling me body surface temperature is enough?

>>677338883
This you fucking jews

>>677339860
that sad moment when you want your foreskin back from those damn kikes.

>>677338535
circumcised master race

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here you go anon

>>677340032
then use it to your advantage. If you're fucking a bitch, you shouldn't being worried about getting off anyway, plough that bitch for hours.

>needing lube or oil

lmao jews

he probs means the oily one like baby oil

>>677339860
Uncut americunt here
feels just alright

>>677340353

Yeah, but you have to fill it with Icy Hot first.

Best fap ever.

>>677340136
he probs means the oily one like baby oil

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>>677340222
but anon irreversible body modifications on infants are cool and in no way can be considered bad parenting

>>677340136
Coconut oil goes from solid to liquid at around 70 degrees.
It will melt on your skin in seconds

>>677340136
shit melts fast

>>677340280
islam jew

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>>677336327
Try putting Bengay on your balls when you fap. you'll come buckets

>>677340353
I use it a lot, can recommend , it feels great

>>677338613
try a pussy

>>677340280
>implying uncut cant fap without lube

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>>677340353
okay

>>677336327
Coconut oil plus a little water-based lube. Excellent for footjobs.

>>677338883
>literally fucking yourself
hahahahha

>>677340353
wou.....wouldn't it.....y'know.....burn

>>677341111
>implying precum isnt lube

>>677341098
KEK

>>677338613
Yes. Always lube forever. No more dry rubs.

>>677341280
Your penis doesn't have taste buds on it retard.

>>677341111
I'm cut and I fap without lube.

>>677336327
ITT: fat amerifag that has to lube his cock to fap

>>677341280
I thought the same, but its better than sex.. its like spicy sex man

>>677341589
Exactly

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>>677341280
just a little, but that'll just intensify the sensation, works a bit like pic related

>>677340790
>>677340812
Didn't know it melts so fast. Thanks!

>>677341815
Looks like dildo u fgt

>>677341645
So hardcore

>>677341273
Is it any different when you're fucking the inside of your palm, amerifat?

>>677336327
omfg yes can never go back

I normally just spit on my dick... anyone else?

>>677337270
This

I find using my penis disappointing and not what I want. Like when you eat a meal that you know is bad for you, you eat too much of it, you don't like it either, but you are just so hungry you have to eat it.

I would much rather cum from just assplay or my prostate but I can't get over the edge, and while dildoing myself or whatever I get so horny and on edge I have to jerk myself off for release.

I often imagine myself as a girl (both in sexual and nonsexual scenarios) and have been to therapy for it but the therapist said it was too close to call for me. Some days I don't want to get out of bed because I'm not a girl but other days it's very mild and I get on and function well enough.

Does anyone have any similar thoughts or feelings?
Any ideas on how to train myself to not need my penis to cum?

>>677340280
No sensitivity master race

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exhausting your muscles while jacking off can make for some pretty intense orgasms (webm related)

>>677341111
Fucking checked

Cling film

Place a sheet out
Put head of dick in centre
>Oil up if you want
Pull tight around shaft

Go for joy. Make sure you have a little room on the top so you don't split it.

>>677342884
moar

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Found this a few days ago. How much of this is true?

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>>677343120
is it weird that i actually have moar?

>>677343250
Ive done it. i can tell you it works. I actually have the vitamins. i can do a picture if you want.

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>>677342964

I do this too

>>677343295
yes, but now i want it too lol.

>>677340222
according to Penn and Teller, you can regenerate foreskin

>>677343147
Dont do this this wull make you pass out

>>677342831
>I would much rather cum from just assplay or my prostate but I can't get over the edge, and while dildoing myself or whatever I get so horny and on edge I have to jerk myself off for release.

I feel you :(

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>>677343499
one more of these

>>677343460
Ah, up to you. I bought the zinc and have been taking it for the past 4 days. Waiting till my next pay comes in to buy the arganine.

>>677342831
this isnt tumblr FUCK OFF

>>677343719
the pyguem and arginine really do the trick

use lube and make rotating moves like you are juicing a orange on the mushroom. or 10 ups 10 downs repeat (use both hands)

>>677343666
What kind of material are you doing this on?

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>>677336327
>NEVER use shampoo to fap
>Make sure your lube is NOT alcohol-based.
>Massaging the prostate helps
>what you eat will have an effect on what your cum tastes like
That's really all I have for now. I haven't been able to fap for months because of eczema on my dick.

>>677341589
Wait, it doesn't?
I uh, I think I may need to go see a doctor about something completely unrealted..

>>677342831
If u push hard enough u can fporce your sperm to evacuate. ESP while receiving anal.

>>677344127
>I haven't been able to fap for months because of eczema on my dick

haha

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>>677344143
faggot

>>677343621
Have you tried anything to try and train yourself to cum from your prostate?

I'm trying to just lock myself in chastity, allowing myself to masterbate 10 minutes every other day just with a dildo something. Every week I don't cave into jerking off my penis, I allow myself to buy a small reward for myself. If I can make it to Monday I'm buying myself PePee lube from Japan

>>677339199
Lies.. lots of cleaning up/washing and the horrible air quelching suck sound that come out of it at a decibel level that could make a jet engin weep will put u off fapping for days

>>677344167
That sounds like more of a way to pop a blood vessel

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>>677340353
capsaicine is the best natural lubricant. And guess what ? Jalapenos are full of it !

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>>677344254
It's no laughing matter. It's better now, but when it was bad, it hurt to get hard, because the skin would crack open and bleed. I can't even walk outside now without wrapping the dick in bandages and avoiding all stimuli.

I can fap now, but I have to be extremely careful, and coat the dick in petroleum jelly.

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>>677344093
one of these thick, soft mats for working out / doing yoga
pretty much any surface works though

another tip for spicing things up; use toys

>>677336327
cut>uncut
Will change your fucking fap

Use tooth paste.

>>677338883
i can do this and i'm circumcised

i have no idea what this board is on about, sorry your birthing doctor was a shit like your waifus

>>677340353
So hot
I blew my load 32 times with this secret technique

>>677341280
>being this new

>>677337270
>a quick fap while standing

hate to say it but I know exactly what you mean

Apply bengay as a lube. All I do everyday.

>>677340222

What are you TALKING about? It's absolutely fine to cut bits of your children's dicks off! God totally fucked up and it's up to the jews to fix it.

>>677339702
Is that you weston

>>677336327
think about cheating or being cheated. works for me like a charm.

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>>677343295
Im 40 and still shoot 4 feet even on mediocre wank. this guys prostate is already a shriveled prune

>>677340353

This is the best fap I ever had... but then again I'm a fire demon, CHORTLE!

>>677344320
I've been looking into chastity devices, but I'm really broke right now, so I'll just have to have a little discipline (just wish it was as easy done as said).

But rewarding yourself for not jerking off seems like a good method, I'll try that, thanks!

But what's so special about that PePee lube?

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>>677344614
yeah, this. Never had a problem

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>>677344860
god is dead

>>677344127
did you get eczema on your dick from fapping with shampoo?

>>677337270
I do this if I'm fapping into a sink

>>677338883
So your saying when you have sex with a girl you're just jacking off in her. So how would you know what a pussy feels like?

>>677344482
Oh that sounds sexy, I bet this rubbery feel is amazing. :)

>>677344482

This! I use my girlfriends vibrator a lot.

Also hot af gif, would love to have taken that load in my mouth

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>>677344992

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Breakfast major key

>>677345143

What? No he isn't! I played X-Box with him six days ago, he shaved but he's not dead. Fuck, where do you get your information from? He's a running a chain of newsagent's in Scotland that also sell miniature WW2 replica aircraft models. He's alive... idiot.

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>>677345172

>>677341213
Any other tips for footjobs?

>>677345368

Bacon and a bottle of vodka for breakfast?

Interesting....

>>677344482
>>677345218

This thing is amazing as well!
https://www.funfactory.com/en/men-toys/cobra-libre-ii/

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>>677345165
I've always had eczema, but it has flared up since I started working out consistently last summer. Now, it's been attacking my dick, and won't just heal like it should. I know it's not an STD, because my sex-life is non-existent.

>>677342884
That is one sexy cock

>>677345501
pornstars

>>677344630
Wow you are lucky, I do only 20 with this.. but maybe because it makes me cum in seconds

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Get an ice pack and when you start to feel yourself about 10 seconds from coming, place the ice pack against your taint and hold it there, it delays your shooting for around 5 seconds and makes you cum really hard and intense.

tbh I wish my parents hadn't circumcised me

Like seriously what in the fuck are people thinking

let your kids cut part of their dicks off if they want to for Christ's sake

>>677340353
they are not even trying, but the sad thing is there are so many stupid fuckers who will try this.

>>677345435
That ain't b8 m8

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See this? You can actually fuck these things, no joke.

Remove all the damn spines (no shit), leave the outer rim intact. Cut the bottom piece off, as seen in the picture. Use your fingers to gently open the inside (it naturally forms two layers, with a hollow inside).

The flesh inside is very soft and has a thin and sticky natural lube.

Remove the damn spines. Thank me later. Nature's dirty secret.

Put porn on loud in one room, fap in other room pretending its your gf getting railed by some guy and you're just a little beta pussy too afraid to do anything.

>Tfw I get cuck'd by porn.

>>677343147


youtube 'fainting game'

>>677345760

You're nature's dirty secret, you filthy old slut.

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>>677344982
that's a pristine prostate, pal

>>677345194
the soft texture does feel nice and warm, it's probably better than a concrete floor. i used a pair of flip flops the other day (cause i didn't wanna get any on the floor) and it worked just as well

>>677345218
>>677345585
thank you!

>>677345760
wouldn't it be easier just to get some pussy

like fuck, there's no way I'd remove the spikes from a cactus

>>677337270
I've actually done this

>>677345008
Go to AliExpress and buy a knockoff CB 6000s
They are >>677345008
$15 at most. Just make sure to look for free epacket shipping so you get it in about 2 weeks and not 2 months.

http://www.xtube.com/user_videos.php?u=manamichan

Manamichan uses Pepe lube and (he/she?) is the best person to learn from in how to have a prostate orgasm.
Just watch what he does. The tempo. The positions. The types of toys used. The frame of mind he is in.See that the butt hole is totally relaxed and their is a little bit of skin that clings at the top position of the butt hole to the dildo on the outward thrust of the dildo.

Pepe lube lasts longer and is water based. It's made from PEG (probably 90). It's a little slimier than water based lubes in the US that are made from a cocktail of ingredients like methylcellulose.

I've found ever water based lube I've tried is too thin, stinks and smells kind of bad.
And I don't like oils like coconut or mineral oil.
Vaseline is ok but I want to try Pepe Lube.

Also, Manamichan uses a dildo called the Morning Wood dildo on Amazon.com
It looks like it feels great.

>>677345942
so hot.

hey, if you're in the chicago area and want a blowjob from me and my girlfriend.....

>>677343666

>666

plus you get a good chest workout

whos cut and still has enough forskin that they dont need lube. i do but still prefer lube. still with i was uncut fucking american bitch parents

>>677342670
A man only spits in his hand for a lady.

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>>677344860

>>677345952

Just pass it over a fire for a few seconds, burns the little fuckers off in a matter of seconds.

It's prime South Western trail pussy.

For ladies, you can simply cut it in half and grind on the soft & wet side. Just like a big tongue.

>>677346091

hey have u got kik I'm interested?

Add milkybarxx

>>677345143
>>677346118
man this thread is pretty metal

>>677341295
i dont precum

>>677346253
here here. i'm cut but still have plenty of foreskin. i can pull it up about a quarter inch over the tip when im erect and it naturally covers my dick when flaccid. honestly, it's pretty great.

>>677345942
How can you cum that much?I've held in my jizz and drank a lot of water but i still jizz relatively the same

>>677346404
i don't have kik sorry. I guess I can get it. Where do you live?

>>677346389

most oblivious to sarcasm of all time.

>oh god its almost summer.

>>677345760

Only do this with Prickly pear, some are toxic.

>>677346087
Wow, that's hot. I've just seen a video of PePee and my god it's slimy, I want this now so bad :)

You really made my day today, thank you for the tips, I'll look into it!

>>677339702
What if I'm not a fatass like you, so my hand doesn't go numb when I sit on it?

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>>677346393
You fascinate me man.

>>677346661
Doesn't it hurt to piss after you come? It feels better and more comes out, but it's just generally uncomfortable.

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try this before fapping, feels great

>>677345942
Where do you live? Do you let guys suck your off? I would love to meet up

>>677345641

i sometimes have a cool piece of metal there like a dumbell weight but ill try something from the freezer

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>>677346091
thanks, but i'm not even on the same continent

>>677346118
absolutely. it's terrible form, exercise-wise, but your arms and chest will be burning afterwards

>>677346661
it's not that much, really (at least if you compare it to some videos out there...)
have you tried edging for like half an hour?
another way to spice up the fap game: give yourself a foot job (if you're into that kind of thing)

>>677347044

>This kills the penis.

>>677340353

you can't find the bigger jalapenos pepper anymore

>>677347138
God damn i would love to eat your ass while you did that

>>677344614
lots of stretchy shaft skin that you can pull up over the rim of the head?

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>>677347044

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the secret technique

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>>677347472

>>677347138
BAH GAWD

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>>677347315
how about here?

>>677347049
nah, sorry, don't do that

>>677346853
>jew detected.

>>677336327
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bl_-rnGUP-g
hahah :D

>>677347472
I stopped after I read the text

I'm safe

>>677347661
you up for mmf threesomes? my gf loves your cock

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tickle your tonsils for a few seconds and then use the saliva that collects on the roof of your mouth as lube. you'll have to do it a few times to get enough but oh boy, it's fuckin great

>>677347661


God yes. I'd have my tongue buried a solid inch in your ass, feeling your asshole spasm as you came, then lick all your cum up off the floor.

I like squeezing my balls whilst I'm cumming

>>677343250
can vouch personally for zinc water and edging. loads are huge

>>677346892
No problem

Hope we are all gonna make it brah (with prostate orgasms)

>>677348180

I actually really like having someone (usually my girlfriend) slap my balls kind of hard while I cum.

Sounds insane but feels amazing.

>>677337270
I actually need to do while laying down or I won't have an orgasm.

>>677343250

Oysters, watermelon, and celery are all good as well. I find the pygeum only increases precum, not load hardness or pleasure. Drinking water is the most important thing on that list. Also things that raise testosterone (weight lifting like squats, deadlifts, etc. with weight that is very hard for you) or foods that do so (red meat, bacon, eggs) also help a lot.

>>677345167
>fapping into a sink

My nigga

>>677347661
okay do you have a website or something where I can see all the porn you do?

>>677344977
I'm 26 and just went back to school, 9/10 I fap thinking about dispoiling the nerdy 18 yr old who sits next to me in math and givin g her my herpes, cum buckets err time. Trying not to cheat any more though

anyone else into jerking off in hidden places outside? i love to go out in the woods and then just head straight into the thicket and find a secluded spot to jerk off

>>677348537
i do
http://www.xtube.com/profile/faptastic95 (also contains said jerking sessions in hidden places)

>>677348301

I like rough play on my balls, it does feel great at the right moment.

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>>677348524

>>677348845
thank you based anon

>>677343250
This is outdated, some of the ingredients can be swapped out to make the effect more potent (e.g. L-Citrulline instead of L-Arganine). Some say to not take the Pygeum at all, since it has phytosterols that lower DHT. Others say you should take it for the fatty acids, that's where the benefits come from, etc. (Personally, I say swap the Pygeum for pumpkin seeds and sunflower seeds, cheaper and has the fatty acids you want, without the DHT lowering effect)

It will work, but it can be improved upon. I can post an example supplement stack of you guys are interested.

>>677340353
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

HOW DO I MAKE IT STOP

>>677349231
You don't.

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>>677349231
make what stop, the pleasure?

>>677345567
Could be your laundry detergent, certain cheaper brands make my dickk raw with dry skin for some reason.

>>677349332
>>677349416

GUYS IT REALLY HURTS MY FUCKING DICK IS RED HELP ME

>>677344321
the quelching sounds is better than listening to some bitch talk

>>677342884
I found this hot. Am I gay now?

>>677340531
not that i need it, it just feels good you faggot

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>>677349128
yw

>>677343666
That's hot

>>677349526
It's part of the process, don't worry

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>>677349482
It...*could* be. Though, there hasn't been much of a change, other than using woolite to wash my black clothes. My underwear however, is usually not black, so I use the regular detergent I've been using before. Didn't get this kind of outbreak. I figure it might actually be the Korean lavender soap I had been using.

Either way, this has not been a fun experience.

>>677337270
best if you do it while on a ledge or something high up. something about being high up really changes it.

>>677336327

>when your parents mutilated your dick at birth by removing something that took an age to evolve
>when you now need coconut oil and fleshlights to jack off but at least you have the respect of muslims, jews and jungle nigger tribes

ayyyy

next time get them to cut off some eyelids so your little bro can feel the true life changing pleasure of lube on his eyeballs

>>677342884
>that perfect cock
I need it inside my ass right now....

fuck..

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>>677349416
What a fucking shot!

>>677349626
$(cancer).appendTo('dick');

//that seems like a horrible idea, Anon

>>677349231
PRO tip: you can't

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The best lube known to man.
>inb4 cutfag

>>677349999
>>677349999
Checked

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>>677349584
Nah, if you'd spent any time of /b/ you'd know that like dicks is about the most hetero thing possible.

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Test-run a scene before commencing the fap. You don't want to be blowing your load when the camera switches to a reaction shot of the guy's face.

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>>677336327
Here's what I do on special occasions:
>Dildo in ass, hit the prostate
>Fleshlight
>Fuck the fleshlight while you pump your ass
>You may die of pleasure
>It would be worth it.

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>>677349999
yeah, takes skills

>>677349204

sure post mate

>>677343250
Non-supplement section is true. Citrises are good for that shit.

Avoid tabacco, alchohol, and caffine in large amounts to remove bitterness from cum as well.

>>677349526
Yes anon we believe u

>>677343250
https://www.thundersplace.org/male-supplements/holy-grail-of-cum-load-increase.html

Put things in your butt.

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>>677350227
>BMW tattoo

Top fucking kek

>>677336327
use a woman's moist cunt as a fleshlight. best feeling

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>>677349584
you can tell yourself you find it esthetically pleasing, if that helps

>>677350028
how? it's getting roasted anyways, might as well be hard while we're at it

>>677340353
Next you're gonna tell me to touch two terminals of a car battery with a wrench to hot wire a car

>>677349964
fuck

I'm actually pretty disappointed that my parents did this

>>677348524
moar moar

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>>677347472
I beg to differ

>>677350786
It works if you try it with your dick

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>>677346393
Ya still doesn't sound like a good idea.
I'll just stick to my vibrator & dildo, thanks.

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>>677342831
Use a Nexus Revo 2 like this guy!

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>>677341589
lost

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>>677350786
no, that would be retarded

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>>677339199

Yeah, I agree. Who needs the thrill of a girl beneath you who you can spank and rub and lick and fuck. Who needs to see her bite her lip and watch her face contort when you push it deep with her legs over your shoulders. Who needs that when you can awkwardly hold a large plastic tube containing a piece of cold noisy rubber and squirt even colder lube all over your dick. Now that's what I'm talking about!

The sensations of cold plastic on your cock are mmm-mmmmm compared to boring hot, wet, self lubricating pussy. Plus you get the pleasure of cleaning it out and drying it thoroughly afterwards, so there's no mold growing in it next time you use it.

Pic related, it's me completely disregarding women.

Guys wtf is wrong with me.
I can only seem to cum by squeezing my legs together/straightening them and tensing them. I'veonly ever came during sex once and can never cum during a hand job.
Anyone else get this?

>>677339199

best thing about fleshlight is the ass model is the same for straight and gay men so i can let my homo roommate borrow it

>>677347138
How.. If I only knew :( always wanted to fuck my soles.

>>677351792

no worries, you're just squidwardsexual

>>677352039
or you could just fuck your homo roommate's ass

>>677347315

degenerate
to the shower with you

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>>677351792
You are probably also flexing your PC muscle when you do this. Look up kegel exercises. I have become a master at kegels. All I have to do when I want to cum is start flexing that muscle like crazy.

>>677352039
If you want to fuck an asshole what difference does it make whether its a guy or a girl amirite?

>>677352218

haha no way anon i'm not gay. it's bad enough when he doesn't clean it out and i realize too late that it's all sticky inside lol

>>677340587
Is jerking off with icyhot that bad? I've thought about it before and like I've thought about it before and I'm kinda tempted.

>>677352039
Except they explicitly tell you not to share them because they can't be sterilised, so bacteria and viruses can live within the porous SuperSkin material, and you can potentially contract an STD from each other...

>>677352413
wtf man. Do you know you could get an STD that way? Make him wear a condom at least

>>677352497

it feels amazing, do it

>>677336327
right before you cum, expel all the air off your lungs, don't breath back until you have finished cumming.

if you don't pass out due to the intense orgasm, you will totally love this.

>>677349416
son, im going to need the akbar version of this

>>677352527
>>677352544

nah i doubt he has any sti's, he's really fussy and besides he only brings like a max of 2 guys over a month

>>677341645
same

>>677336838
Did that give you enjoyment or ecstasy?

>>677352413
it's only gay if balls are touching. And you can even say "no homo" every time just to make sure

>>677352752
yea...youre probably fine.

Best fapping protip:

Go back in time and tell your parents not to treat you like a Muslim or a Jew, leave your foreskin intact

Travel in to the future and enjoy fapping away and having a smoother more wrinkle-free cock head with no dead dried up nerves

Lube is now a thing of the past

I got into anal rather hardcore. Not gay, just like the feeling of being full. Bought several plugs, virbators, etc. I have a big plug/dildo I like to ride At home and occasionally wear 2-3 vibrating "pills" and keep them inside me with an extra wide plug while in public.

If you're a straight guy looking to get off hard, contemplate playing around with anal. I'm a size Queen now but man oh man do I get off.

Thinking of getting some nipple clamps next.

>>677345172
you can turn your foreskin inside out dingus

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>>677352752
>mfw people actually believe this is true
good job anon, Im proud of you

>>677344578
absolutley fucking not you goddamn jew

sandpaper is just magic

>>677350328
This is my personal supplement stack that I have used to great effect:

800mg L-Citrulline, x2 daily - L-Citrulline gets converted into L-Arganine in your body. You'll have higher blood levels of L-Arganine by taking L-Citrulline than you would by just taking L-Arganine.

1 Garlic Pill daily - needs to be something with high Alliin. The whole point of taking L-Citrulline or L-Arganine if that it is a feedstock for making NO, and therefore ups your NO levels, which gives you better boners. Alliin helps you make even more NO in conjunction with the former. This leads to even better boners.

50mg Zinc, once daily - as stated in other supplement stacks, zinc is needed for the production of semen.

800mg Sunflower-derived lecithin, x2 daily - I use sunflower derived lecithin because I want to avoid phytoestrogens. However, if you get a good quality soya lecithin, it won't have any significant levels of phytoestrogens, and will probably be cheaper, FYI. Lecithin is a long-chain fatty acid. Long-chain fatty acids are used in the production of testosterone, and 80%+ of the testosterone you make goes into making sperm. Eggs (specifically yolks) are also a good source.

Sunflower and Pumpkin seeds - these have the same types of fatty acids found in Pygeum and Nettle root, but they don't have the 5-HA suppressing phytosterols found in said. I eat a handful a day.

Citrus fruits - for taste.

Water - for volume.

That's it! I prefer this to the "Holy Grail" because I find it to be more effective. Take the info and do what works for you.

>>677340956
bumping for interest