>>677317465
I'd do it for $10,000,000.....shit

yee man

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I'd do it for free

>>677317465
You know how many babies you could buy for 18,000,000,000?

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>>677317465
I'd step on 18 billion babies for $1.

What's the legal ramifications? Could it be an a baby of islam? Might do that shit for free.

I'd turn 360 and walk away

>>677317465
for 18 billion dollars I would eat the baby whole.

You'd have to pay me not to

>>677317465
Honestly fuck babies. I need money

Yes
Im light and i would do a quick step so it couldnt hurt him that bad

>>677317465
I'd do it for free

If I could legally get away with it hell yeah. I'd stomp that little shit SO fast. No remorse, no fucks.

>>677318139
Underrated post

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>>677317465
i'd stomp the shit out of this piece of shit and scoup his brains, and use it for bodyless soup.

>>677317465
What kind of retarded question is this. 18 billion dollars is overkill, I would tape that baby to my feet and take a pilgrimage to Santiago de Compostella from Rome for 18 billion dollars.

Shit niggah, there's people killing babies for free and here you can get 18 fucking billion dollars for it. I would consider doubting my decisions if the amount would be like 500 000 dollars or some shit.

>>677318276
this is how I feel

>>677318276
>>677318046
Are you kidding 18billion dollars wouldn't fix your legal troubles? Its 18 billion dollars thats more money than Donald trump has.

>>677317465
Yes justification is money rules and 18 billion will get me off scott free

Yes. Post-Birth Abortion.

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I'd curb stomp the shit outta the little fucker. Then buy 2 babies with my prize money, then technically i curb stomped the baby for 'the greater good' so i wont get lynched

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>>677318151
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>>677318276
How would you and what shoes would you use

>>677317465
"Didn't see it man, sorry" zozzle

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>>677317465
I'd do it just because I hate humanity.

>>677317465
everyone always says yes for 10 million dollars, and rightfully so. die in a fire OP

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If the baby is a white nigger then I would do it. If not he Isis and I fuck him

>>677317465
What is 18 billion dollars going to do for me in prison for the rest of my life?

>>677318139
Kek

>>677318819
Plead insanity and be released 18 years later with 18 mil in your pocket.

>>677317941
Back story please

>>677319320
60 year old teacher gave a retard the knee

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>>677317465
I hate humanity, humans are fucking disgusting, I would honestly do that for like $20 (would do it for less if it didn't require me to exert so much energy) and not even feel bad about

>>677317465
Will he be in an way inpared and have difficulties in his future life if i step on him? If not, then I will do it and give him half of the money when he grows up.

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Fuck yeah hell for that much money i would body slam him and grab him by the arms and swing him around bashing his head on the fucking walls.

>>677319745
Heck, you can kill him if you wanted

>>677317465
Kek
>implying 18 billion will pay for my student debt

i would allah hu akbar a train for 18 billion

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Hell, I'd do it for a couple million.

Going to hell and feeling unimaginable pain for more than 100 trillion centuries is not worth 18 billion dollars

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>>677318737
I'm not an edge lord.

>>677317465
ITT sociopaths and Edgelords.
never change /b/

>>677317465
yes

>>677317465
I'd tie that fucker to a rope and just slam it across the room

>>677317465
some one post the rekt webml of the chinese man kicking a kid on the ground to death

>>677320413
You'd still suffocate the Lil turd With That shit

>>677317465
i will do it for 5k

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>>677317941
>>677318046
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>>677319556
>>677319888
ow the edge

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>>677319929
Assuming this is the real world PR would fuck you in the ass and some extremist of whatever group of your choice would break into your house some night and kill you. If you give half the money to the baby and make sure whatever damage you did will completely heal in timely manner then you even get to look like a good guy.

Hell, if someone told me they would give me 9 billion dolarinos if I give them permission to go back in time and step on me without somehow disabling me I would go with them and kick me myself.

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the jewry is strong in this thread

>>677321059
>Hell, if someone told me they would give me 9 billion dolarinos if I give them permission to go back in time and step on me without somehow disabling me I would go with them and kick me myself.

Plot twist /b/: that baby was you from the past and whatever long-term (including death) damage you did to it transfers to yourself.

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>>677320893
trap heghog super edge mode

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>>677318166
Pussy. I'd crush that little cunts head for $1000, let alone $18,000,000,000

>>677317465
I would lightly touch the bottom of my shoe on it

>>677317465
I'll curbstomp that little fuck and give 1 billion to the family to not press charges

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>>677322036

no man

no
maybe if I could arrange some way permanently erase the memory

but then again... I guess 18 bil would help with that...

yeah ok where's the baby?

>>677317465
You do realize there's assassins out there working for much much less than that. Your question is more suitable for a sleepover than /b/.

Let's change the story, what If it was a kitten

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Id teleport behind him and omnislash him with my authentic japanese katana and then step on his desintegrated remains as I whispered
>nothing personnel kid

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>>677320285
Retard alert

>>677319556
are you me?

About three fiddy and it's a deal.

>>677322361
for free i hate cats
if it were a dog i cant do it, even if they pay me

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>>677322361
You sick bastard

>>677318737
I'd use the mice but I'd step on it like 35 times really fast like goku

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>>677317465
Would put hundreds of babies along a highway, then run like a nig chased by mad cop on those little shits to get rich

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>>677322036
wow i've never seen so much edge

>>677317465
Guys you're missing something
>step on baby ear
>baby not kill
>ear not kill
>money is yours
>?????
>profit

>>677318139
Oh fuck I lost

>>677322112
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in guerrilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

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I'd do it for free.

>>677317465
i would fucking murder that baby for 18 billion dollars are you kidding. i would be extra happy if it was a girl then i would have the pleasure of knowing i rid the world of another slut stacy.

>>677319556
Shut up you fucking retard

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Id do my squats on the babby
>Do you even leg day

>>677322891

You subhuman baboon.
You literal nigger.

How dare you speak, you swarthy jungle monkey. How dare you open your big lipped, rim encrusted, menthol cigarette smelling mouth?

You are human trash, Diego Tyrone LeShawn de Maradona. Universally despised, derided and mocked. Your nationality and skin tone offers no hope to the world that South America can ever prosper. Crawl back in to the Brazilian jungle you came out of, you literal orangutan.

I hope you decide to sail your grandfathers skip to the Falklands and rape some sheep, as is in the negroes nature. It would still be the whitest pussy you ever had. Give Nigel and Robert a chance for some target practice, your sole use to the world. Argentinians obsession with a few windswept islands in the Atlantic is hilarious but sad. Coincidentally its the only worthwhile contribution Argentina has made to the medical field. The MUH LAS MALVINAS sentiment in the average negro Argentinian is both an early warning sign of autism in children, and early on set Alzheimer's in adults.

Take your black hairy fingers off your keyboard, and never talk about the human species again, you mockery of our supposed shared ancestor.. No amount of olive oil and wheat flour slabbed on your face every morning will make you white. It's about as delusional of an idea as your daydreams of European heritage.

You nigger.

You make Bolivia look like a beacon of civilisation.

You are the Baltimore of South America.

Go fertilise the pampas with you and your families corpses, its the best you can hope for in life. For the first time in your life, nigger, you have a job making food for beings vastly superior to yourself. Uruguayan cattle. Coincidentally, it would be the first time an Argentinian "man" provided for a family.

Die, Diego. No one would miss you. Except for Australian Aboriginals, who now would have no one to make them look good

>>677317465
There is no stipulation you have to stomp on it or apply any form of intense pressure. So I would just lightly place my foot upon his head and collect my money.

Even if there was a stipulation that stomping had to be involved I would still totally fucking do it.We are overpopulated as it is.

>>677317465
just a little step? or a brutal, killing step?

hell yeah. i always wanted to try if i could kill a baby with one stomp or punch.

>>677317465
> Step on babys foot.
> Split it 50/50 with babys family.
> Pretty sure they'd be ok with it.
> Profit.

18 billions? find me a second baby ill make shoes out of them

>>677323242
However you want it

id break its neck for free
hel if you only want me to step on it you shouldnt have left it near me my murder instinct is screaming "KILL THE MOTHAFUCKING BABY ITS RIGHT THERE YOU CRAYZE NIGGA

Yes 2 Reasonz
> 18 billion
>step
Doesnt say how hard

>>677320893
>Santa fe
>worst ghetto in the entire universe
Sounds about right

>>677317637
I'd eat the fucker for 500k

>>677323347
>>677323242
fucking moralfags ugh

>>677323529
shitty casual, I'd eat it so i won't be hungry

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Where is the love?

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>>677317465
I'd do it. No justifying necessary but I know that 18 billion would set me up perfectly. I can become immortal with that kind of cash. Some kid left in the street would've likely died anyway, so I don't give a shit about it.

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>>677320893
>hates government
>is elite military Deathog

i'D DO IT FOR THE SHAKE OF NOSTALGY

>>677317465
babies are useless garbage

>>677323987
it says he went rogue you weetart

>>677323670
fag harder, billy

>>677323797
WTF IS THAT from
it looks fucking stupid that mid giant just dies no reason and they are anally slow

>>677317465

Describe step? Do I have to hurt it? Do I have to stand all my body weight on it or just step on it as I walk by?

I mean, I could do it and keep 1 bill for my self and split the 17 bill between it's parents and a trust fund for the kid.

Truly, if I found out I could have had 8.5 billion when I turned 18 and it would have only cost me a broken leg as a baby but didn't get it because the guy "didn't want to hurt me" I would be extremely pissed.

>>677324086
Edgy autistic faggot. Fucking die.

>>677324164
i'd eat your mom so she wont be hungry for deek.

>>677324222
bitch, i'd jump on that shit. you are soft as fuck.

>>677323797
Sauce??????

>>677317465
Yes I would and you didn't specify how hard. If I did indeed, fuck up it's back OR the leg. I could just purchase a baby mutant splint for it's leg and keep the rest of the money. Boom. Well played nigger.

Hell yeah I would. Never said to fuckin stomp on it repeatedly

>>677324222
A step is when your foot reaches the platform all the way and it is said in the OP you have to step on the baby

>>677324180
Dark souls I think and that giant could've had low health at that point. Don't quote me on what it's from.

>>677317465
I would be able to save thousands if not millions of children in poor countries and give them proper education and care.

However, if I'd go to jail for doing this - then I'd just not do it, because I'd not be able to do what I said if I were in jail.

>>677324413
but where is the fun in not doing it?

>>677324535
You wouldn't be there long, plus you could afford one hell of a lawyer.

>>677317465

Yeah, why the fuck not? could prob pay the shitty parents off.

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>Id step on him like Charizard the HedgeHodge will step on Jeff the faggot.

>>677324666
>Devil's Advocate Checked

>>677324666
"Yes judge. It was just a prank. He even recorded it, so I think he's in the right here."

>>677317465
I would do it for free

>>677324345

Yea, but soft isn't super gay. Edgy is super gay.

why woudlnt you like we have enough people on earth

>>677324809
>"YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!"
Be like Tom Cruise.

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>>677317465
>>677317465
>>677317465
76 Ip's including me all of you guys are sick in the head

>>677324809
kek it's like recording a rape and saying you're raping the woman on film telling the judge it was just a prank

>>677325180
Anon delivers.

>>677317465
Well the question isnt clear enough so I just step with putting little to no weight to it, fucking creeps

>>677318139
roll

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>>677322963
hello annon

>>677317465
if they told me this i would definetly step on him, they are not telling me how much force i need to use.

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>>677317465
Dude for 18 bil I'd quadruple front flip on a baby.

ofc no, nothing can counterbalance teardrop of a child

>>677317465
Of course I would, $18 billion dollars for nothing, and I get to make the world a better place with one less whitey.

>>677317465
I'd choreograph, film, direct and act in a snuff film where the baby is crushed, raped and whatever else you wanted for 18 billion

>>677317465
Not sure if I could live with myself if I ended up causing damage. So probably no.

>>677326323
you can pay world best psichologist with that money

>>677323529
Lol is that this guy

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=TWXzM6T-gvM

>>677326439
Ha, I'd probably need the best hypnotist for that one

Yes. It doesn't specify that you have to kill the baby, so I would just step on it as lightly as I could.

After that, I'd probably give a few billion to all sorts of charities, and adopt a few kids to get rid of the guilt of harming the baby (if it was even harmed at all)

Then I'd live out the rest of my life freely with no work. Who the fuck would say no to this?

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only if the baby had no effect on the greater math of the earth and humanity. if then it would be irrelevant whether it was stomped or not, its life meaningless. i would use the money to social engineer a society that would reach for the stars with the same blase it asks if stomping a baby is worth paper representing the idea of value.

It would cost you 18 billion dollars to stop me from stomping that fucking baby's head in. I'd concave the motherfucker's skill until I could fill it with salsa and eat Doritos out of it's head. This world and this totally accessible internet of the modern day has numbed me to the 'inappropriate' behaviors of today's society. For the small price of £1,000,000 i'd probably eat it.

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>>677317465
>Would you step on the baby for 18 billion dollars

>>677320775
no.

>>677318737
I don't believe I see golf shoes

>>677326611
psichologist, psychiatric, hypnotist, who cares, you are billionare.. with 18 BILLIONS. and also you can step on it really softly

>>677324768
2 obvious

>>677317465
yeah i hate those screaming little shits

That is a fucking ridiculous amount of money. I could stop this baby, use a tiny fraction of the cash and save the lives of thousands of other kids, and still have a fuck-huge sum left over for whatever I want. I'm almost morally obligated to do it.

>>677317941
She a bitch huh?

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So much fucking edge in this thread kek

>>677323797
That cgi is pretty nice

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I'd slaughter literally anyone for 18 billion dollars.

>>677318759
You're right. Kill yourself so there's one less human on this planet.

>>677319556
I'll pay you 18 billion if you kill yourself. Gotta donate to the misanthropic cause, fam.