>>677304472
How do people even get this fat? I don't understand. I lay in bed all day (with the exception of going to work) drinking beer and soda, and not really eating anything healthy. My diet is pretty horrible if I'm being honest. And I haven't gained a pound in probably 5 years.

>>677305244

Feminazis and body positivity would be my guess...

Tell the story asswipe

>>677305244
you got lucky mate if a normie tried to keep up your diet theyd become disgusting in a matter of weeks

Post in fit you idiot

Don't feed the fat fuckers
That way they're forced to get the food themselves

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>>677304472
you don't ask if people want the story you dumbass, you just post it.

>>677306201

Pretty good idea actually

>>677304472
Gimme dat grentext

>>677305244
It takes an obscene amount of time and energy to get that fat. You literally have to be consuming all day every day. What's even crazier, is that the fatter they get, the more they have to eat to get even fatter. As you get larger,your body starts burning more calories just to survive the immense strain the added weight puts on your organs and muscles. They literally do nothing except consume all day...

>>677305411
I mean physically how can they do it. Like I said, I have a pretty horrible diet with no excessive whatsoever, and haven't gained any weight on quite a long time

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Alright /b/ros, here’s my tale. It’s important to note that I had nothing really against fat and/or black people until this point, but this experience changed me.

>be me, highschool 16
>shit wasn’t cash, but anons already know that
>enter Shaniqua Dequondrius
>5’4”on a good day, and at least a solid 250
>pic related
>not saying I’m the greatest looking, but I’ve got standards
>just so you know, she was the token fat girl in the popular group
>the one they keep around to make themselves more attractive
>but she also didn’t recognize this as her position in the hierarchy
>and thus believed she was actually hot
>a recipe for disaster /b/
>imagine my surprise when her friend comes up to me
>”Hey anon, so what do you think about Shaniqua?”
whatsgoingon.exe
>”I don’t know, we really don’t talk that much…”
>”Hee hee, ok…”
>watch her walk away, know a storm’s coming
>later that day, earthquake hit the school
>no wait sorry Shaniqua walking down the hall
>tries to do the cute girl headrest on the locker next to mine
>nearly falls over
>nearly takes me down with her
>”Hur hur anon, what are you doing this weekend?”
>try and dodge the question
>”I don’t know, I haven’t made solid plans just yet”
>she lights up
>I’m done for
>”Want to go to the movies and get dinner?”
sweetjesussaveme.gif
>”I don’t know Shaniqua, I’m not really in the mood…”
>holding back the tears
>”Fine. Whatever.”
>waddles away, surprisingly quickly if we’re being honest here
>think nothing of it, decide to head home early

Part II incoming

>>677306374
To be honest, that's pretty much all I do though. Maybe I'm just lucky in that sense? Although it's damn near impossible for me to lose weight as well. I guess that's the trade-off

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>>677306449
part II will make my week. waiting anon.

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>>677304472
Bump

>>677306555
You are asking and not comprehending. YOU HAVE TO EAT ALL DAY TO GET THAT FAT. LIKE 7 TO 8 MEALS. L2 comprehend.

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>>677306449
I have black chicks hit on me all the time. I'm not the best looking but I have alot of cash. Usually when they hear this they spring towards me and my wallet. I love the look of anger, confusion, and rage when I tell them I only date Asian women.

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>>677306555
Checked

>>677306555
Metabolism isn't an excuse for fat people but it does play a huge role in someone's life. One of my friends can down 4 Big Macs, large fries and a large drink every time he goes to McDonald's. He's like 150lbs

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Part II

>next day
>everyone glaring at me
>get to my locker, girl next to me snorts in disgust and walks away
allofmywut.jpg
>best bro comes up to me
>”Dude what did you do?”
>can’t think of anything
>”There’s a rumor going around that you’re a racist”
>wut?
>oh no Shaniqua
>tell bro the story
>he keks
>I do not
>try and go about my day
>even some of the teachers are giving me dirty looks
>enough is enough
>go to Shaniqua’s friend, same one from earlier
>try to get her to explain herself
>girl says that I “led her friend on” and “acted like a racist cause I didn’t want to date her”
>bitch do you even know what racism is?!
>let this shit continue for a week
>can’t take it anymore
>I’m not proud of this next move, /b/
>asked out Shaniqua to dispel rumors and save my reputation
>decide to go out Saturday
>dinner and a movie
>figure it can’t be awful, right?
>I was so wrong

Part III in a sec

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This girl. Also she's a fucking feminist. Overconfident, thinks she know it all. Think she's one hell of a girl. All you can think of any possible worse is in her

>>677307146
Lol ur such a faggot pussy. I will not be surprised if part 3 is her date raping you

>>677307146
>asked out Shaniqua to dispel rumors and save my reputation
top kek

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>>677307146
DUDE FUCK YOU. YOU BETA CUCK FAGGOT. YOU DIDNT MAKE MY WEEK YOU FUCKING RUINEd IT BEFORE IT started FUCK YOU BETA FAG FUCK

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>>677306449
Learn how to greentext you fucking newfag cancer. Less of this "a recipe for desaster /b/" bullshit.

The point of greentext is to keep it short and to the point.
Here's an example:

>OP is Cancer

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Worth the read.

Top kek

>>677306914
And I literally just said that that's pretty much all I do. Besides work and sleep, when I'm home, I'm practically always eating something

>>677307073
That's pretty much me. Not that I go there often, but I eat pretty horribly and that's not too far off from what I eat. I'm not super small or anything, I'm 6 foot 4 and weigh about 240, but I'm definitely not fat either

>>677307320
The fuck is that fugly face

>>677306967

It's not the message that upsets them, bit the tone of delivery. Fucking weeb.

>>677307146
Oh shit this oughtta be great for me to eat lunch to

Op are you kill please hurry

>>677307146

You're a little bitch for the following reasons:

>caring what everyone thinks
>not bothering to defend yourself at all
>also you sound like the kind of faggot we would toss rotten coffee at in HS

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OP, are you dead?

>>677305817
Yeah, keep telling yourself that, fatty.

>>677304472
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zH2FfGFcp-I

>>677308387
>>677308589

Who the fuck cares this story is already gay as hell

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OP is kill, read this instead

>>677308627

HEY HEY HEY

>>677304472
More like America thread

>huehuehuehue

>>677308510
That has to be fake

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>>677308988

>>677308945
I REALLY hope they are on the ground floor of a building.

>>677305244
Check out body types, fat people are always endomorphs (gain fat and muscle easily, diferentiable by wide joints and robust structure), you are probably a mesomorph (natural athletic look) or ectomorph ( small joints, fragile structure and easines to gain muscle as well as fat). I myself am a endomorph, I exercise like crazy just to be able to eat normal and don't gain weight

>>677309217
fried pork skins?
Ugh, what the fuck backwards country is that?

>>677308945
why is the red dress wet?

I think op sensed the hate that was about to head his way

>>677304472
I don't hate fat people but I gate how the media tries to portray being overweight as attractive. Nowadays it's OK for a fat person to laugh at a skinny or fit person but when it's the opposite, people take to the streets to riot.

>>677309476
belly perspiration

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>>677307565
Newfag when an anon tells a green text story its a fucking green text story.

>>677309490
Ugh... how is that a person

>>677309328
they'll be soon enough

Pt III cunt!!!

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>>677309490

>>677308860
the motherfucking branding on this sign! "if you're fat please don't sit in our chairs because they'll break. oh, and drink coke and get fat, you piece of shit"

>>677309725
fucking fat cunt probably doesn't even realize it...

ITT - Americans

>>677309418
Wait, ectomorphs have it HARD to gain weight and muscle

>>677308860
wtf, people is so fat there that they actually had to put that sign

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don't click this thumbnail

just don't

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op where'd you go

>>677310043
How foot can be this fat??

>tfw when op gets smothered to death in fat nigger pussy

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>>677310038

>>677309565
If he even finishes the whole thing...

OP Delivar!!

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>>677308766
I've got a similar story. I'm in med school and heard through some friends that there was a morbidly obese patient, somewhere in the 500+ lbs neighborhood, who developed a condition known as Fournier's gangrene. Apparently some cuck she was seeing actually enjoyed eating her out on a regular basis, and would prop 2 by 4's between her thighs to gain access to her vagina. The thing about fat people is, they get diabetes. The thing about diabetes is, it fucks your nerves up (neuropathy). The thing about neuropathy is, it doesn't allow you to feel pain anymore in certain parts of your body. So when one of the 2 by 4's splintered off into her perineum, the cunt didn't even notice. It sat there, festered, and eventually resulted in Fournier's Gangrene. They had to take the bitch to the OR and debride all the necrotic tissue away. She was put her on IV antibiotics. No idea how it turned out.

>>677307146
It has been 30 minutes, OP is kill

>>677310304
you've got to be really shit at managing diabetes to get neuropathy though

like drink nothing but soda all day followed by burgers and chocolate and more soda and candy and pizza

it's official op is kill

>>677307572
11/10 would read again

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>>677309940

>>677305817
No.. Not at all, I'm 18 and I eat horribly. I do nothing sports wise and spend all my time km the computer and I ask myself how there are so many fat people in my life and then you spend some time with them and they're literally gorging themselves non stop, Eat boxes of Pringles on their own and on a night out drinking will get two fucking take aways, It baffles me how people can do it, I feel guilty every fucking day with the shit I keep piling in even when I'm not hungry just bored. Being fat is so fucking dumb.

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>>677310678
i can disect nao?

>>677307572
Sides in orbit
This is fuckinng literature

>>677310828
KEK

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don't watch this

just keep scrolling past it

>>677310539
The types of people that get to 500+ lbs are generally the types of people that are really shit at managing diabetes.

>>677309133
Top fucking kek

>>677310961
I know, I've had type 1 for 41 years. people who overeat themselves into Type 2 are cunts who don't deserve to live.

>>677310938
um ew.

>>677311078
>41 years
How old are you?

>>677311169
48 and a half

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I don't get why they think it's ok to take nude selfies

>>677310294
how can you go to work everyday and not be ashamed for having to sit on that?

>>677309133
Fat people with tattoos are disgusting

>>677311429
Jeezus

>>677311429
HER FEET

>>677311429
For more on this see >http://bigkneelover.deviantart.com/

>>677311429
augh! what? what. i have questions, but im ok not having answers on them.

>>677305244

Because you are obviously burning your calorie intake at a steady and managable level.

Dumbass. First law of thermodynamics, fatties expend less energy than they intake. You dont.

Fun fact, probably the largest factor in obesity (something that plagues 2.3 billion people in the world I shit you not) is our climate control. As warm blooded mammals we expend most of our energy keeping our body temperature at a stable 37-38C. When you make the room temperature perfect or toasty warm and spend most of your day in a home, office or car, you dont need to use as many calories to keep your body temperature up.

With the average temperature on earth being 15C and our room temperature between 21 & 26C and our doctors telling us to eat the same amount of calories, you can see how people get fat easily.

Bet you niggers learned something today, eh?

>>677311605
is this like poking a severe wound through the setting in shock. you know you shouldn't but ya kinda wanna.

>>677307146
op an heroed

>>677311429
where did the bellybutton go?

>>677310725
>>677311460

>>677311678
>The colder it gets the more calories you need
>The warmer it is the less calories you need

>>677311678
> blaming ambient temp on your self control issues.

>>677307555

Trips dont lie. Also I share this mans opinion. Catering to retards only makes you as bad as them you beta cuck.

>>677311821
you probably dont ever want to really know.

>>677307555
actually, they called brazil nuts nigger toes, I know this because my parents never miss an opportunity to tell me whenever they see a brazil nut.

>>677311678

I always keep my heating at 17°.

It's pointless to heat any more than that.
Eventually you get used to it and feel just as cold, and then you freeze to death when you go outside because you're used to being at 22° all the time...

>>677309418
Ectomorph here

>>677309984
And this is true

>>677311903

This is true yes, look up calorie intake of those living in the arctic circle, it exceeds 4000 a day at a minimum.

>>677311921
180cm and 78kg, try again.

>>677311446
But for someone not fat, a huge chair like that might be kinda awesome haha. But if you NEED it for being so fat, well that sucks for you

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>>677311986
when you got a fancy bracelet for your side ho and your big bitch finds it, thinks its a engagement ring.

>>677310294

>a fucking double chair

>>677307146
Dammit anon, don't leave me hanging

>>677311986
One ring to rule them all

>>677310837
oh I thought that was how you ate nvm then

>>677310895
yeppers

>>677312170
My friends Father told me that their family living in some outpost in the middle of Nowhere, Alaska have to consume 9,000 calories a day to keep from dying. They eat frozen butter.

>>677312489
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJGIMd3_LfY

>>677309601
kek, she knows she is powerless to halt his fall.

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Just got a smart watch! What do you guys Think of it :)

>>677308627
I never appreciated how much fabric is necessary to make fat person clothes.

>>677312489
nigga i could i eat shit and drink old femented piss if i knew it was good for me

>>677312383
is this one a man or a woman?

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>>677312636
Got it for the pace counter, eh..?

>>677311429
holy shit is she melting

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>>677312851
yes

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>>677309759

>>677312713
Pillow implanted in its lower back

>>677309418
>muh genetics
Gtfo

>>677312933
I love watching shit like this , makes me feel fit as fuck.

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>>677309418

Donde esta OP

>>677307565
fuck you newfag. Let anon tell his story

>>677312933
>>January 1st

>>677312950
how many tits does she have?

>>677304472
Former EMT now nurse fag here, anyway OP kind of skimmed through your lil story there didn't really catch of interest. If you really want to solve your fat people problems in the future OP always know someone who can get you high blood pressure medication or cocaine causes instant cardiac arrest right after a tachycardia once they see the size of their fat ass and see heart complications they will automatically link it too blood pressure problems with very little investigation happens all the time especially with this obama care and free health care going on in the country

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>>677312383
Should could cosplay her.

>>677312682
They always bitch about fat people clothes being more expensive. I actually sew clothing in my spare time, and some for my mom who is overweight (not like these fuckers in this thread, she actually moves and eats only slightly more than I do, but sleep apnea, depression meds, menopause, and 2 kids will take it's toll. She does exercise but not enough, anyways), making clothes for her takes at least 3x the fabric that it takes to make clothes for me. Shits expensive.

I love these threads, they keep reminding me to go for a run

brb goin for a run

>>677313225
Four

>>677312713
Is her ass sideways?

>>677312713
>flight control this is spirit airlines flight 3319 requesting takeoff
>Flight 3319, flight control, We will remind you again, that you are not in fact an aircraft and cannot fly
>Tower control, copy, if you will take a look we do in fact have wings and a propulsion system
>Flight 3319, that is back fat and an asshole

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>>677311678
> probably the largest factor in obesity is our climate control
Or, y'know, maybe 2000 calorie beverages on every street corner.

>>677307565
Woah you're a little early; Summer's not until a few months

>>677307146
where is the PART 3 faggot, deliver.!!

>>677312713

What

How does that fat even hold its shape?
Is it because she sits on her fat ass all day and the fat literally can't grow downwards?

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OP is kill

>>677313303
OKay, maybe 2x the fabric, hard to estimate and depends on the article.

>>677313426
>Flight 3319 heavy

ftfy

>>677310895
well fuck i ll start my fucking diet today FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

>>677312245
Top kek

>>677313440

>2.3 billion people in the world are obese
>2.15 billion of those don't have access to American style consumerism lifestyles that involve retarded lack of portion control

Try again anecdote master.

>>677311429
her legs look like roger from american dad

>>677313426
nice.

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>>677312713
How come all these fat asses live with hunky men ? Who takes care of all these mens' mensly needs ?

>>677309421
They're delicious, see also pork scratchings.

>>677313440
Don't forget the, who knows how many, grams of sugar this shit has.

>>677313579
>when people tell you its on the inside what matters....

>>677311264
You're almost as old as my father. Can I call you papa /b/?

>>677309490
WAAAAAAAAAAAAH

>>677313695
I keked

>>677313915
I buy a bag of pork scratchings about once a year, eat half then throw them in the garbage disposal

>>677313426
>Negative flight 3319, you are overloaded, abort takeoff
>Affirmative flight control, we seem to be having issues getting out of our chair

>>677313933
i am not like those faggots but i don't want to become like them , fucking digusting m9

>>677306967
>alot
This is not a word faggot. It's "a lot". Thanks for your time.

>>677304472
>>This is what passes as "fat" in the cuckoldlands.

These are obese cunts you stupid bastards. They're not "fat" or "curvy" or "chubby".

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>>677313695
Gonna need to see your homework on those numbers, Paco.
>showmethereceipts.gif

>>677314036
I can't remember the last time I ate anything out of a bag.
Not including MRE's
>Not in the military, just broke as fuck.

>>677313440

I just googled that and turns out it's half a gallon.
1.9 liters.

I cannot even begin to comprehend how someone can drink 2 liters of Pepsi in one meal.

Also 3$ for 2l is retail-tier pricing.
Here, even fast food joints charge about 2.5€ for a 0.5l soda cup.

>>677312476
Nigga, Alaska is cold as fuck so your body burns more calories to stay alive.

>>677313168
>>Diet coke