Take the test at https://www.politicalcompass.org/test and post your result. Also include who you want to be the US President.
Donald Trump
US presidency doesn't interest me much
Donald Trump
Non murcan here
>>677297709
>Left
>Libertarian
>Trump
you are a very confused person.
Serb here, support for Donald
>>677299261
Rand Paul was my favourite Candidate, And I predict he'll end up being a major player in the 2020 or 2024 presidential race, But out of what's left absolutely Donald Trump. And here's an updated political compass I just took my original post is 2 months old.
McAfee or Johnson
Close to ghandi
damn
Voting for John Kasich. I want literally ANYONE other than Trump or Bernie.
Kasich
Trump, of course.
>>677297709
You must be really stupid, like every Trump supporter.
>>677298436
>>677298436
full center and apathetic about politics?
you're some kind of unicorn
>>677299477
KOSOVO JE SRECE SRBJIA
NOŽ, ŽICA, SREBRENIĆA
Not sure, maybe trump, he may be portrayed as extreme, and he likes to he portrayed that way, but he seems like he might be saying shit just to get elected, from what I've seen he is more moderate in his practices, he just makes himself look powerful and over the top, he likes the cameras.
>>677299725
Okay, and supporting a man who advocates for the use of nuclear weapons, war crimes, building a wall that can't prevent two thirds of illegal immigration, and banning Muslims from entering the country means that you are without doubt a stupid person.
>>677301525
So you want to elect a candidate that you have absolutely no idea where he stands on any issue? Smart.
I don't care about America but if i had to choose i'd choose bernie sanders
Trump, even though I fucking hate him.
>>677301504
you mentaly chalanged šiptar ?
>>677301940
1995 Remember, jebo ti Balje. Remove muslimanski. Bosniaks should die
Sanders
>>677301919
Then why vote for him anon?
Sanders
>>677301940
Free man hahahhaaha
>Karadžic & Arkan
>>677301342
No interest in US politics anyway
Not murrican here
>>677302143
Because I hate Hillary and Bernie more.
>>677301668
>not sure
>maybe trump
I never said I was certain, I really don't like any of the cantina this current election, but I feel trump will do the least amount of damage, since he has a lot of bark but not a lot of bite.
Building a wall and having Mexico pay for it
"Shutting down the Internet"
He says shut but never actually does anything, if he is elected, he probably won't do anything too bad, since nothing will really get done.
>>677302767
Candidates*
Sorry, on mobile
Not american
Anyone but trump
>>677302362
Bog vas kleo pogani izrodi
Što će turska vjera među nama
P. P. Njegoš
>>677297709
Hillary I guess... if it has to be someone "realistic"
>>677297709
Bernie
>>677302767
You do know that be electing someone to the presidency you give them unilateral authority to deploy nuclear weapons right? You want a man who has publicly said "what use are nuclear weapons if you don't use them" to have access to world ending firepower?
Here's me
Can't stump Trump
>>677302522
Oh, so you're just stupid. Got it.
Nobody. All of the candidates who actually have a chance of getting elected are fucking philistines.
>>677297709
europfag here, but still sanders/hillery, i don't really give shit
Bernie
ABCs hard at work data mining I see. Whatever.
>mfw Libertarian
>mfw Trump cannot be stumped
>mfw when Berniefags want to drive everyone to ruin
>mfw moot never brought back Snacks
>>677297709
>>677303117
You obviously don't read polls. Trump is the most unpopular candidate the republican party has EVER put forth in a presidential election.
>>677297709
I don't really want Trump to win, but I don't want to see the first female president go to that Hillary bitch...she doesn't deserve that, at all..
>>677303178
Oh yes, I'm stupid for hating a moron, a criminal, and a socialist as choices for the presidency.
If it was up to me, they'd all be kicked out of the running and better candidates found in their place. Wouldn't be hard, they're the fucking bottom of the barrel.
>>677304048
Why? Show me yours then
>>677303974
If it's Trump vs Hillary Trump wins everytime. Bernie is Democrats only hope.
>>677304080
How convinced are you that it really matters who's president?
>>677304185
>>677297709
trump ofc
R8... Trump.
>>677299012
You're closer to a commie than a trump supporter.
>>677304311
Jesus christ and you tell me to kill myself.
You probably are a devote Christian, love trump, and hate fags
>>677304280
That's false. Trump has been consistently rated as the most unpopular person in the race, below hillary. He polls badly with every single demographic except high school educated or lower white males. I say this as a republican, if it's Trump v Hillary it's Hillary every single time. Now if it's Trump v Bernie, I'd vote for Trump because Id rather have Americanized Neo-Fascism instead of Democratic Socalism.
>>677304308
Considering that the president is the face of the nation, it does kind of matter a bit.
When you pick someone else to represent you and your interests, it's a good damn idea to pick someone who actually shares them. Not to mention that they still have quite a bit of leeway in our governmental system, what them being AN ENTIRE FUCKING THIRD OF IT.
Also, there's always the chance that they'll implement some new, retarded as fuck policy (like Obamacare), piss off one or both of the other branches in such a way that nothing gets done (like Obama did with Congress), or make the entire country look like absolute pussies by being a crybaby bitch on public television instead of a strong leader (like Obama has done).
>>677304982
>devote Christian, love trump, and hate fags
yeah pretty much
and if you don't have any of these values you should be hung
>>677305214
I was joking. Jesus i still can't believe that people like you exist
>>677305356
Pretty much given the rise of Trump I am no longer surprised by anything except the amazing foresight of our founding fathers for creating an electoral college specifically designed to stop someone like Trump from be coming President. Truly amazing.
>>677304311
I don't live in America but would vote for Bernie
Anarchy, Anarchy, Anarchy
Bernie Sanders (greetings from Romania)
>>677305214
>is Christian
>"and if you don't have any of these values you should be hung"
Kek, I thought the whole "my religion is better than yours thing" was just an Islamic thing.
To those asking me to rationalize me wanting Trump to be the president, I've wanted Rand Paul who to me is close to perfect, I disagree with him on abortion and that's about it, Then I went to Kasich before I knew much about him and I far from hate Kasich but I feel he is a bit stuck in his ways and he admits his only path to presidency is true a convention and fuck that. I respect the will of the people more then anything even if that means voting for Hillary or Cruz who to me are the biggest cunts in America. I think Sanders is a genuinely nice guy who wants the best for America, but I disagree with him on too much, although I think if he got in it wouldn't be too bad, Just a lot of talking about minimum wage and maybe he'll raise it a bit and talk about college debt, But he wont and can't make college free in 4 years or raise minimum wage to 15 dollars. And in a country that is 20 fucking trillion dollars in debt the last thing America needs is another failed attempt at socialism.
I like the man Donald Trump. I disagree with Donald Trump on a lot. But basing purely on his political positions he probably alligns with me the most. But far more then that, Donald Trump has had 100s of millions of dollars spent attacking him and all people can find is oh he might have used Polish workers to build a hotel in the 80s. The entire fucking media is against Trump and even the GOP establishment is doing absolutely everything in their power to stop Trump. Constant lies about Trump. You bring out a failed candidate Mitt Romney, You have CNN editing clips of a 15 year old being pepper sprayed after she attacked him to make it look like Trump supporters are just goign around pepper spraying people. You have reporters harrassing Trump and when made stop omg Trumps guys attacked me and dragged me to the ground and instead of looking at it rationally TRUMP ATTACKS INNOCENT WOMAN!!! It's total bullshit and the PC Liberals need to fucking lose. SJW culture needs to fucking die.
>>677305881
Kek, your score is so close to mine :)
>>677304567
that's one nice placement, i'm genially interested in your views on big government other wise i think that you and me share same belifs
>>677305927
Underwhelming
>>677306210
Vote libertarian m7
Ted Cruz
I don't support any of the candidates.
>>677305881
>>677301755
>>677303854
>>677304280
Cucks
>>677297709
I'm Danish, living in Denmark, a liberal country with socialist values. This chart seems about right.
I don't support any one
Bernie
>>677307497
>Denmark, a liberal country with socialist values.
That's not what your Prime minister had to say about it
http://www.investors.com/politics/capital-hill/denmark-tells-bernie-sanders-to-stop-calling-it-socialist/
>>677307936
>https://www.reddit.com/
Fits me like a glove, good test.
>>677308144
Oh, I support Bernie by the way, although I do respect Trump.
>>677307379
:P, Basically. I understand The Bern and why he has so much support even though to me his ideas are hugely detrimental to not only America but the world. But he is a nice guy and even a smart guy but he does have horrible horrible supporters who are way too PC and intolerant.
>>677308000
Two of those apply to me. >15$, nonskilled job. In college to be a secondary science teacher. Fuck yourself. Some of us believe in spending tax on bettering our society and our infrastructure instead of continuing to be a society made only to make the rich richer.
>>677297709
Bernie all the way, but I don't think he beats Hilary in the primaries, so I'll have to vote for Hilary in the general election, and I'm pretty okay with that.
Anyone claiming to vote for Trump is either trying to be edgy, or just wants to watch the world burn.
>>677308361
He's not a nice or intelligent guy. He's a shill for Israel, a complete cunt, and thinks anyone who disagrees with him is a racist who hates the poor.
I don't understand how anyone can stand him
>>677308490
>Our society is making the rich richer
Mostly the rich are getting richer through labour and investment. Both of those also enrich society.
Maybe lying politicians are exploiting your envy and trying to make it seem virtuous :/
>>677309194
And by 'he's a complete cunt' I mean he's rude to people and nobody likes him
>>677308951
Bait.
You have to be mentally ill to be ok with voting for Hillary. Not a Trump supporter, I just don't see how people are ok with electing the face if corruption into office.
>>677308951
You have a really close minded view of the world if you think Trump supporters are just trying to be edgy. What if you are for free market healthcare? Or fixing our 20 trillion dollar fucking debt problem? Or like hunting? You have such a close minded view if you think everyone hates guns and capitalism except edgy people on the internet.
Also this is the person you would be voting for:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e2f13f2awK4&feature=youtu.be
>>677308000
I only don't smoke weed because I could get drug tested at my job. But I occasionally do other drugs that leave my system faster and/or aren't tested for.
>>677309194
I think saying he's a shill for Israel is a bit unrealistic, Come on man. You can disagree on intelligent but he's clearly nice. Out of anyone still running he's the guy I'd most like to spend some time with, And I'm 100% behind Trump However yes you are right that a lot of his supporters are absolute cancer who scream racist, fascist, sexist. xenophobe without fucking knowing what any of it means.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xnqc6vXAqRM
>>677309755
No preferable candidate
Trump
>>677309388
Trump is a loud empty suit. He says he has all the answers without offering any actual means to do so. "Fixing our 20 trillion dollar debt" isn't policy--it's like promising to give everyone 40 acres and a mule.
For the record, I don't hate guns or capitalism. Just loud, racist, megalomaniacs more concerned with their own bragging rights than actually doing something good for the country.
>>677310063
Fixing our debt is impossible guys :D
We have keep spending. Our politicians need that money :D
Not that Trump has any chance of fixing it but still
>>677310331
>Fixing our debt is impossible guys :D
>We have keep spending. Our politicians need that money :D
Easy there with that sensibility statement. Some Trump supporter will suckerpunch you for it.
Donald J. Trump
>>677308000
I'm not really a fan of Bernie since he knows nothing about economics, but
"I drive a safe used car that gets great gas mileage"
Isn't that a positive thing?
>>677301755
>I don't care about America but if i had to choose i'd choose bernie sanders
Yep I'd say you really don't care about America.
I've migrated more towards the right and authoritarian over the years.
Oh, and Trump
>>677310711
>>677310711
Only faggots drive pussymobiles
>>677310507
Enjoy bankrupting the country and future generations on behalf of corrupt politicians m8
It's really disturbing how many Trump supporters maps aren't anywhere near Trump's. Most of the others are pretty inline with their political stances.
I feel the bern.
>>677311261
Poking fun at a person's character is not the same as disproving their statement.
Socialism is fundamentally retarded economically and so is a large government that spends copious amounts on unnecessary things.
Prob wont vote but if i had to Trump or Sanders ..not a huge fan of either but as long as its not an establishment candidate im hap..well less disatisfied
Capitalistic as fuck, I know.
>>677311261
I haven't even stated my personal views.
Imo, all the candidates suck.
>>677311403
>No argument was made
Trump
>>677310063
He has policies posted on his campaign website, you know?
>>677297709
Cruz for Pres... but I'd vote Trump if he gets the nomination. I'll help burn down Cleveland if the Republitards steal it from either one of them.
Eurofag here.
Bernie all the way!
Not voting
>>677297709
I voted for Sanders in the primary. No matter who wins I will vote for whoever the candidate is for the Libertarian Party.
Of the four that remain my preferences from most to least are the following:
1.Bernie
2. Cruz
3. Trump
4. Queen Shillary the Cunt
Look up John McAfee he is miles better than Trump your false God.
>>677307068
fuck yeah!
Here's mine, get jelous
>>677304048
"Oy vey, these goims probably don't agree with me shekel stealing, better post this picture and take the time replying to all of them so they know I don't like them!"
>>677313030
>Bernie over Trump
Why are you addicted to Pedro's penis? Is it because you are a homosexual?
bernie
>>677313377
>People who are more successful than me must be cheating!!
Top kek
>>677312844
are you genuinely retarded or is this bait?
Bernie
>>677312844
>be eurofag
>post screencap of the map key instead of actual score
>mfw
1) Bernie
2) Hillary
3)kasich
All others terrible
>>677313585
This guy is far right, he must be successful, especially when he says so.
I'm going to believe that he is successful and judge him entirely ad a person solely based on his political chart, and nothing else.
holy fuck how am i so liberal
>>677313990
>Hillary
>Not terrible
>>677300834
Same here.
>>677313990
>pic related
>>677313696
bullshit, how is communitarian the opposite of liberal?
How on earth can anybody with an IQ above room temperature find anything positive in the idea of that Drumpf asshole being president?
>>677314362
communitarian IS the opposite of a classic liberal or "libertarian"
duh
>>677314411
Forgot pic
>>677314117
haha my thoughts exactly
>>677314411
when you realize who else is running
>who the fuck would want a dried up old lying cunt libral bitch ?
Don't care who
>>677314117
That's not liberal. That's anarchist lol.
>>677314411
Kill yourself.
>>677314526
Should we prepare for a wave of American refugees? I have a few colleagues who are American and pretty glad to not be in Murrica anymore...
Sanders
There are various versions of this quiz with differing questions and degrees of accuracy. I overlaid my various scores on this labeled version of the grid. I support Sanders.
how the fuck did this happen? what does this say about me? I'm not even big on liberalism. fuck niggers and rainbow culture,fuck equality but also fuck destroying nature and individualism in the name of progress and greed. HOW THE FUCK DID I GET RIGHT IN THE FUCKING MIDDLE?
>>677314725
i consider myself a marxist so i expected something else
Trump 2016:
America Trolling Itself
>>677314411
> IQ above room temperature
I don't know what the fuck that means
>>677315256
do you know what quod erat demonstratum means?
>>677315256
>>677315361
or res ipsa loquitur? that works, too
On my path becoming the next Lenin
Bernie Sanders
>>677315256
It's missing a proper unit
>>677315256
When you're smarter, your brain thinks harder, so you create more heat from your head
Daily reminder that if you aren't a fascist, you literally do not deserve life.
Prove me wrong
I don't know where it went, but it sure went a-flyin'!
>>677315628
I'd you aren't on the far right in the top or bottom, them you are literally useless, you are a nigger with no life and no worth, you should kill yourself if you are anywhere near the left side
>>677315905
Bernie
p.s. fuck shillary
bernie sanders
inb4 the predictable chirpings of trump faggots
>>677315087
commie
Not Hillary.
Nobody
I don't want a leader because I don't need to be led.
>>677316597
great job thats exactly what i said
>>677297709
canadian
>>677315628
Interesting assessment I mostly agree, but the fact that you just dismissed most of the bottom-left quadrant makes me think that you do not understand that part of the political spectrum.
Bernie Sanders
Not American
>>677297709
This test is so fucked. It always skews to the left
>>677317454
christ didn't think I'd find someone more liberal than mean
fucking degenerate
>>677297709
I'm more left wing then fucking Ghandi.
>>677315649
A
>>677315594
Even a retard's brain is above room temp.
I actually have a result from before and after going on /b/ which is interesting to see how you guys have opened my mind to things.
>>677318176
>not far right
Literally die, scum.
>>677318176
I've seen the same effect on myself
If not Sanders, Clinton. Mostly because Congress is rep. I like Kasich too.
Would never vote for Trump, who's a fucking retard
Could never vote for Bernie, who's sincere but wrong
Clinton is a cancerous hag
Be happy to vote for Cruz, would also have liked Rand Paul
Jill Stein if Bernie doesn't get the nomination
Trump.
>>677318349
Calm down, look at my progress after 1 year of /b/ I'm going to the right side. Just wait a few more years and one can dream to be as edgy as you some day
Ope
Not what I expected
>>677318349
Don't get your extra chromosomes in a bunch, you mouth breather.
>>677307068
Nice
>>677316603
I like his answer
>>677318831
>>677318917
This is my chart
You guys are massive faggots who deserve to be hung
>>677308000
I can check three of those boxes. Would never vote for Bernie though.
-I'm going to end up with way more than $30k in student loan debt. It's not finance, medicine, or STEM, but it is going toward something that's actually useful (law).
-I like furry porn, and that's probably my greatest shame.
-I smoke weed. Helps my migraines better than any OTC or prescription medicine I've ever tried.
>>677319437
>>677319437
>He thinks he's going to make in the world
enjoy poverty lol
>>677297709
Jamie Q is a fag
>>677318176
shit,exactly the same here. then again,it was a mix of /b/ and the ever-growing cancer that is liberal rainbow culture and current politics. I'm german btw,watching my country fuck itself by letting all these sandniggers in shifted my compass.
I'm this btw
>>677315076
almost gandhi
>>677319437
Well, thanks, I am already hung unless you meant I deserve to be hanged. Also, can you teach me how to be so edgy and cool like you. Being that high up on the chart clearly means you are above us! I like you anon, you're so cool!
>>677297709
None of them
>>677313412
Fuck off you little shitstain. Sanders is against open borders, but also is more passionate about issues that I am also more passionate about, i.e climate change, ending the drug war, criminal justice reform etc.
Trump barely even has positions on these issues other than the belief that Global warming is a myth created by the Chinese government.
>>677297709
Donald Trump
>>677319633
>>677319632
Fuck off commies, go die in a shit filled ditch with Bernie and all the other homosexuals.
>>677320315
Fuck off, ghandi was a retard with downs syndrome, his vies on moral issues were the dumbest I've seen out of any
>>677320350
Nig nog loving sjw tool, get out of my fucking country
Proud to live Mississippi! If you'd guys come here, we'd beat your pretty boy asses in a heartbeat.
If you want libertarian, vote McAfee, stop dancing around it with an online "test" because you fear manhood.
>>677321198
0/10
>>677314725
It's not anarchist.
>>677321198
don't cut yourself on that sharp angle on your desk, nerd.
>>677302440
thats why america is fucked, there is no left-libertarian-wing only people who are not as right-authoritarian as the rest
Exactly what I predicted I would be.
>I can live with Ghandi-like
100% anti-Trump, 100% anit-GOP
70% Hillary supporter
Will vote for Hillary
>cant' believe so many people on /b/ wasted that much time taking the damn test
>>677320188
I find it quite amusing how you're country has changed in the last 100 years. At one point you were kicking everyone who wasn't German or Austrian out and now you're letting everyone in.
I am curious, you said fuck equality and niggers, so what's your opinion on the belief that if one acts differently to others, such as acting like a nigger, that person should not be treated equally because they are making themselves not equal?
>>677321338
That's the rating you get in the scale for how straight you are, cock loving faggot.
>>677321381
Come here, I'd love to fucking see how you enjoy birdshot through your fucking brain you piece of shit.
>>677321502
>libertarian leaning
>left leaning
>voting hillary
you're doing it all wrong, retard. She's a right leaning authoritarian.
>>677321324
McAfee is /b/atshit crazy.
And I am a friend of his friend.
>true story
>>677318176
Why would you be proud of this
All the questions about faggots made me go more authoritarian than I really am. More libertarian. Supported Rand Paul but now Ted Cruz. Swedish.
>>677321818
jesus man, stop posting, you're just pathetic at best
>>677321198
Don't cut yourself on that edge, kid.