>>677281480
And free mobile data when your telco fucks up. 20gb so far and counting.

I am deathly afraid of kangaroos. I don't know why. I wouldn't dare move there.

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>>677281990
Unlimited mobile data and no restrictions.

Damn I love being an American!

How could I move in from an Eastern European country with no money? Like a work visa or sth?

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I wouldn't recommend it her, when I came the government made me stop in naru for 6 months for processing. pic related me and my family on the trip over here

>>677283458
Damn I love being able to go to uni and not fear being shot!

>>677283718
>Damn I love being able to go to uni
Been there. Done that.

>fear being shot!
That's cause you're an unarmed pussy

>>677284916
u wot m8
>unarmed pussy
I don't need to be armed, because I live in a safe country devoid of niggers

>>677285240
True. Not having niggers is pretty great.

>>677283660
You don't belong. Your boat should have smashed into the rocks and you and your family should have drowned.

>>677285665
this is how you are treated when you get here don't come to australia

>>677285799
If the cunts came here legally it would be a different story mate. Illegals can fuck right off.

australia is a shit hole filled with ashy feeted niggers and crack heads. i hate it. i hope isis come here next.

>>677281480
Stop advertising my fucking country asswheel.
25 million people is more than enough for Australia, we need no more.

I want to, but it's fucking hard to get a visa if you're not rich, have family there, or have someone willing to sponsor you.

>>677286001
24 actually

>>677281990
Heard on the radio the day after the last fallout that one user used about 480 gb the last free data day.

>>677286015
Just don't come here on some rickety boat. You'll end up in a pretty shitty detention center. And rightfully so, ISIS is sending cunts over here on those boats, so we need to sink the cunts.
I know heaps of people who have come over on work visas. Just come over, work for shitty pay for a while, marry some bogan slut with 3 kids, and BOOM!
You're an Aussie.

>>677285579
1.8% Aboriginals if I remember correctly

>>677281480
The uk also has free money and housing to immigrants , but our weather is shit

>>677286001
No such thing as Australia now , most of it is all sand niggers now. There fucking everywhere didn't care when it was a few here and there but now they're outnumbering us.

>>677286222
Saw that as well I'm up to 24 now

>>677281480
Can't deal with a hot Christmas.

Guys its a trap dont listen to him

>>677286097
Thank god

>>677283458
so like what do you need all those guns for mate? compensation?

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welcome to the fine planet of australia

>>677286371
Still better than Germany. Asians outnumber everyone, especially in Sydney

>>677286381
I'm dealing with a hot Christmas/Just like the ones I used to knooooow (ya sick cunt!)

>>677286321
prove to me isis is sending people over on boats because they aren't. it is the children of the asylum seekers causing the issues

>>677286694
People here need to stop worrying about being politically correct and close the borders off completely otherwise we will end up like Germany.

>>677286350
They all live up north and out west in corrugated iron sheds where it's too hot for white people to live, lest they die of skin cancer.

>>677281480
free money even without a job?
careful saying that on the internet bro, before you know it you'll be overrun with niggers

>>677285240
No niggers? Where are u living dude, I really have to get over there... Germany is really getting annoying

>>677286985
Those poor german cucks. It won't be long until the Holocaust 2.0 happens and muslims are finally exterminated.

>>677286947
I'd rather not take any chances. I like going to Dreamworld without fear of being blown to a million pieces by some crazy Muslim cunt with sand in his dick.
Maybe we can come to a compromise and sent them into the heart of the outback. They'd feel right at home. Lots of sand there.

>>677287229
Small coastal town in Straya. It is an almost completely homogeneous community, apart from the one Arab family that lives down the street from me and the Asian ship crews that come in from the port

I'm in Australia all I got say is
>hardly anyone is Australian
>internet is a Joke
>everyone is racist
>unemployment rate is crazy
>everything here is expensive
>guns laws are crazy
>education system is poor asf
>lots of fat people
Just a shirt list of stupid shit

>>677287306
Wait untill they have mecha when almost all of them from around the world gather in one spot , then nuke em.

20 dollar death sticks. Fuck y'all.

>>677287559
The tax on fags is gunna make them $40 for a pack of 20. I hope they kill you.

>>677287559
>>677287678
Switch to rollies m8.

aus has the most ignorant and incredibly arrogant people i have ever met. Bogans, bogans everywhere.
i do not recommend coming here

>>677287783
I don't smoke, you smokefag

>>677288004
No bogans where I live.

>>677288016
I vape cunt.

>>677288074
im in perth and they are everywhere

>>677288118
Its still shit, just like you. I hope you get cancer and die cunt.

>>677288217
Did Billy The Bully step on your juice again faggot?

>>677288129
perth, try living in queensland bogan are everywhere

Cause everything wants to kill you

All you cunts are fucking stupid... my bet is you are all faggots from queensland. For all our merican newfags. Queenaland is like cali full of shit cunts. Victoria is where its at.. p.s coons just look for hand outs and are lazy

>>677288452
Vaping is for absolute faggots, like you. The only thing worse than vaping is actually smoking, like this faggot>>677287559

>>677288717
>says the faggot

>>677288659
Where you at fam? I bet your a dirty Melbourne Hipster. You're probably this vaping faggot samefagging>>677288452

>>677287495
what part of Aus do you live?
its hardly anything like that.
well the internet is shit

whats the crystal meth prices in australia?

>>677289017
To die for.

>>677289106
kek

>>677289017
all time lows according to channel 7 news

>>677288986
shit is an understatement

it takes a week to torrent a 50gb game

>>677289268
A week? 50gb would take me a month. 3gb takes a week.

>>677288986
God damn Adelaide man, moved here don't regret it but wish it was different, people are real shit heads out here

Australia's good if you are smart and willing to sacrifice your soul lots of money to be made.downside..lots of arrogant stuck up Instagram posers, lockout laws so bars and clubs close early, sheep mentality, shit public transport so you can't get home late Nights, stupid ozzies that can't handle drinking, shit cocaine.

>>677288659
fuck yeah go vic, just got back from smoking up half of lavo in my ve calais

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>>677289424
I started downloading this at 3pm
>disregard filename

>>677289550
need some new sets of stockies now

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Terrifying

>>677289616
my phone literally can download faster then this(ive got unlimited data with optus) get out of shithole Adelaide and maybe you would have decent net

>>677289616
Seriously looking forward to that NBN fibre shit. I would pay $300/month to have american tier internet.

>>677288861
Lol not even Melbourne you silly cunt.. im in ballarat where every cunt smokes ice, takes pingers and steals cars.

>>677290066
Not in Adelaide, faggot.
>>677290094
Kek, my aunty lives in Ballarat.

Does anyone know where I can get a stiletto type switchblade in brisbane? been wanting one for ages but no idea how to get my hands on one

>>677281480
The insects.

>>677289948
>Dab on em

>>677289948
"ya wanna fuckin go me cunt? huh cunt? let's fucking go, LETS FUCKING GO CUNT"

>>677290213
Where you at mang?

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>>677289616
Here in Adelaide got decent internet on cable download 1GB normally under 3mins

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>>677289948
Fuckin Roos

>>677290264
But y tho?

You pull that on someone bigger than you and you had better make damn sure your first stab kills them.

>>677290402
Portland
>>677290474
I would actually kill a man for that

we need to bring skids back to melb