Waifu claiming thread. Extra raisins editionThe rules are very simple:claim your
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Waifu claiming thread.
>Extra raisins edition
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Syndra claimed
>>677270726
good morning everyone
>>677270726
Sleep's calling, gotta go.
Claiming my waifu Michiru.
Shiki claimed
>>677269835
>>677270005
no pls i will eat my raisins don't leave me syndra
i will even stop hanging pls honey noooooooo
>>677270228
>D-don't...
Claaymin jonah
claiming for megumin-anon
>>677270726
Where exactly does your animosity towards Yume stem from?
I must have missed it.
I'm kinda distracted.. in my head.
>claim
Waifu Master Explosion disaster claimed.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=068VDRlyW_A
>>677270924
Thank you in advance!
>>677270940
hello kirino anon! how was work?
>>677270924
What? What happened to her?
>>677270962
>Her butt's bigger
That's why.
Is it just me or is 4chan getting fucky?
>>677270889
Oh yes, you will eat your raisins, slave!
shiina claimed btw
>>677270726
Liara claimed
Claiming best waifu again
>>677270203
Why would you go to a feels thread right now?
>hugs you close
There there..
>>677270416
I've seen every episode but still I refuse to accept that...
Greetings, I'm Chara
>>677269700
Hmm... that's true. But it's still us humans who were ambitious enough to pollute the world... and are always looking for scapegoats
>>677271000
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7-w2rw1HPHI
>>677270726
claiming
>>677271061
Nope, I just got some weird undefined shit just then, and the thread repeated itself.
>>677271012
Pretty chill, what about yourself?
>>677270802
>>677270814
>>677270824
>>677270837
>>677270838
>>677270852
>>677270907
>>677270911
>>677270924
>>677270940
>>677271081
>>677271126
Welcome back
>>677270962
Its just there
>>677271061
Nope, happened to me too
>>677271057
Oh.. I see. This is very grave.
>>677271026
>What? What happened to her?
img is from her "school days" in when she was still in her village.
>>677271061
I think it's a problem on your end buddy.
Guts.jpg
>>677271026
I was just late to the party is all.. I'm not feeling too well :(
>>677270889
Just remember your favorite mage is here to help you if she does u_u
>>677271139
>I don't even know
>I just needed to cry
>>677271139
>I've seen every episode but still I refuse to accept that...
Why is that ?
>>677271188
>I still like yours the most Tsuzu.
>>677271295
Well I hope it helped.. Can I help at all..?
Oh shit im late
>>677271176
ohh im not bad, glad to hear work was good, so is it sunday in australia?
>>677271332
I don't know.. I just think he'll either end up single or with Aqua to be honest but that's just my gut feeling.
>>677271353
Gr8l8b8m8
>>677270962
yeah why we had so much fun yesterday!?
>>677271081
oh no
>>677271182
but it wasn't there in the first place
>>677271235
thats a nice butt
>>677271340
i guess you are my new friend now if syndra really hates me now
>>677271264
>I'm not feeling too well
>pats
>>677271182
>Welcome back
Heya !!
>>677271353
Its never too late bait-kun
>>677271295
>hugs
There there you big crybaby
Lemme wipe those tears away
>>677271182
thanks syndra! how are you?
>>677271163
Interesting choice in waifu. Is it a platonic thing or are you a lolicon?
>>677271511
Yay! I promise only to touch your butt with permission... probably..
>>677271515
Thank you.. My stomach is just killing me.. I think I should eat something..
>>677271340
I don't know
I know I need help but
>my mind is all foggy
>>677271439
Yeah, it's 12:20am now, might stay up for a bit longer
>>677271599
Come on dude.
>Thanks
>>677271264
Guess I was overreacting. I hope you feel better soon.
Is it late for you?
>>677271340
You're just saying that to make me blush.
>>677271700
>12:12* I meant
>>677271619
fully platonic, she's cute as hell, and the mascot of 4chin.
>>677271511
oh yes!
>>677271124
that's not 2d
>>677271235
nice ass doe
>>677271612
Doing alright, just lurking drinking tea and listening to some music.
Did you get in your car?
>>677271660
thats ok do you like raisins?
>>677271743
best tights after all
>>677271511
Is this sarcasm?
I'm kinda scatterbrained so I miss half the thread if it moves quickly.
>>677271793
>mfw i've been having a conversation with myself
>>677271743
It's 6 a.m but I'm just not tired...
Also no I'm not you know I can't get enough of my favorite ships hind quarters <3
>>677271700
Stay up until I go to bed? Please?
>>677271885
On a scale from 1 to 10 raisins are a good 7-8 for me
Hikage claimed
>>677271484
>I don't know.. I just think he'll either end up single or with Aqua to be honest but that's just my gut feeling.
Don't lose hope my fellow waifu-anon !,
Sorry for the spoiler: Megumin starts developing a crush on kazuma later in the series And btw his relationship with Aqua is that of best friends. it doesn't go as far as 'love', just a platonic relationship, but she relies on him as he relies on her (at one point, Kazuma says that her role is similar to a Pet ,kek).
He starts a developing some feelings for Megumin but doesn't do anything because, deep down, he is a coward.
>>677271700
i hope you do, i enjoy your company, so what've you been up to?
>>677271848
oh! yeah i did lol, a lot of walking, but i did, is lime blossom flavored?
>>677271920
>mfw i enjoyed having a conversation about yotsuba with myself
emperor claimed.
chose space wolves for my warhammer tabletop army. can't wait for them to get here.
>>677271920
>i've been having a conversation with myself
>>677271700
I'll come and make a cheesy as move on you
>No problem
If you wanna talk I'll always listen
>Cuz I know it's hard as hell
>>677271793
>platonic
That's more of a daughteru, no?
>>677271947
>6 a.m
>thisisbad.jpg
But I'm glad to.. have you here.
>>677271996
Not this time.
This time i'm drinking peppermint
>>677272086
Hey Emp's
>>677272161
Hey Syndra. How you doing?
>>677271947
>But I'm doing nothing to contribute to the thread.
I'll stay up for longer if you want me to.
>>677271996
Haa, not that much, pretty much just got home from work, went for a quick jog and then came back to these threads.
What about yourself? Sleep well?
>>677272109
What kinda move?
>Thanks.
>>677272161
ohhhh i love peppermint tea, do you put anything in your tea or do drink it as is?
Well I just shagged another chick.
I'm bored.
>>677272018
>mfw i have no friends and have to talk about yotsuba with myself in a thread
When you were here before,
I couldn't look in your eyes.
You're just like an angel,
Your skin makes me cry.
You float like a feather, in a beautiful world.
You're so fucking special.
I wish I was special.
But I'm a creep.
I'm a weirdo.
What the hell am I doing here?
I don't belong here.
I don't care if it hurts,
I want to have control.
I want a perfect body,
I want a perfect soul.
I want you to notice, when I'm not around.
You're so fucking special.
I wish I was special.
But I'm a creep.
I'm a weirdo.
The hell am I doing here?
I don't belong here.
>run
>Run
>RUN
Whatever makes you happy.
Whatever you want.
You're so fucking special.
I wish I was special.
>>677272113
It's actually normal for me to stay up this late :) and thank you I'm glad you're here too <3
>>677272237
you're making it like 100% more Aussy just being here m8.
>>677272311
i don't know a lot about yotsuba, i know she has green hair!
>>677272351
Aren't you special just by being a creep?
>>677272351
nice tom yorke is a great singer! how are you tomoko anon?
>>677272351
Remember when you mocked me for unironically browsing /r9k/?
I do.
>>677272311
>>677272311
>mfw i have no friends and have to talk about yotsuba with myself in a thread
i have read the manga and it has a superb comedy, cried of laughter several times.It is awesome and she's so cute.
>>677271911
i meant i had fun with yumexsyndra and now syndra is mad
>>677271947
god fucking no -10/all
I still want to see all of your waifus legs with or without legwear
>>677272237
i slept fine, i always wake up feeling like i have a headcold though
>>677272210
Doing alright, just enjoying tea as usual.
>i swear im not an addict
>>677272260
Usually i drink tea without sugar, but there are times were i drink some with it.
And i also sometimes drink black tea with milk
>but that's really rare
what are you guys listening to atm?
also does anyone know how to unfuck my sleep schedule until tomorrow?
>>677272580
good ol' david bowie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tRcPA7Fzebw
>>677272351
Thom Yorke wrote Pop is Dead when Creep became a hit.
Boo
https://youtu.be/QuCY7ldETM8
>>677272578
pepermint is best tea but only without sugar
>>677272578
i like to put honey and milk in mine, that's how my mom did it lol
>>677272369
Mind if I.. cuddle up with you?
>>677272260
I didn't have peppermint tea in a long time..
>>677272578
That's good. I'm a milk addict though.
>>677272772
i always drink it before bed!
>>677272369
Alrighty, I'll try my best to not fall asleep or anything
>actually I have a jug of ice coffee
>fucking oath.png
>>677272546
Sounds like shit dude, maybe take a panadol just in case? You never know, it might get worse.
>>677272580
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R9b30XSteDA
>inb4 omg you always listen to this
>shut up
>>677272498
Of course. I still want to bully you for it to.
You're not comparing my grief to /r9k/ are you?
I'm just feeling blue.
>>677272311
I agree. I've recently stopped torrenting mangas and moved on to buying hard copies. How do you get your daily dose of green clover grill?
>>677272507
Sorry you had to explain it, but that I remember.
>>677272580
Depends on what do you need unfucking with
https://youtu.be/1Aj7_U1h-yE?list=PLp0gpkVWE3rSEcMtiD8OFAxXPiGOYggRr
>>677272711
>>677272351
Also anything before the Bends was bad.
>>677272507
>
>>677272580
https://youtu.be/41BP-0FnzeQ
>fucking love this song '
>>677272745
Im not much off a honey fan
Hilda claimed
Nymph claimed :D
>>677272894
Fuck. Wrong post. >>677272501
>>677272815
>milk
Kinda predictable you're drinking that.
Let that be a lesson to you, kids.
The God Emperor Of Mankind drinks milk.
>>677272772
I-I don't mind it no... I'm getting pretty tired as it is so this could help me sleep <3
>>677272860
Just until the end of this thread? Then we can both head to bed? It would mean a lot to me..
>>677272867
Feel blue with better songs.
https://youtu.be/-Z_NvVMUcG8
>>677272998
the best cold beverage!
>>677272237
Uh...
>fuck, can't say that, it's so cheesy
... fuck it
I'd hit on you
>>677273089
hmm that pic looks familiar
>>677273036
Hey I'm probably going to stay up way past this thread anyway. I'm pretty lonely too you know.
>>677273089
Damn dude, thats saucy as fuck.
>>677272580
https://soundcloud.com/prototyperaptor/drive-harder
Just some Prototyperaptor.
>>677273077
>>677272815
>>677272578
>Not just binge drinking expressos
How do you guys even stay awake?
>>677272904
To be fair I don't like radiohead that much, just Creep.
But every group gets closet to shit when they get the Benz.
This is a joke. Benz can be interpreted as mercedes Benz, a luxury vehicle manufacturer, or The Bends, a lightheaded feeling divers get from rapidly surfacing.
>>677273036
>>677271977
again, sorry for the spoilers...i guess.
>looks away
>>677273036
Yessshhh. I promise not to tickle.
Except inadvertently I will still do that...
>>677273213
hmmm, im used to it, i don't really need sleep anymore!
>>677273152
Your mom said that to my dick too last night
>>677273174
>I'll stop
>>677273213
cold showers
>>677272867
>You're not comparing my grief to /r9k/ are you?
Not really.
What brings you down, though?
I doubt I could help you out, but I'm always willing to listen if you want to talk about it.
>>677273213
That's a good question.
>>677273174
>saucy as fuck
You are so cute.
>>677273309
How horrifying
>>677273339
I honestly go for a run if i'm feeling tired or even remotly sleepy adrenaline wakes me up fast.
>>677273213
If i fall asleep, there is hot tea to catch me
>>677273174
Just try to get to bed at a decent time.. and I'm sorry to hear that we're in the same situation..
>>677273249
I totally missed that post! I'm sorry!
>>677273304
Hmph if you say so.. I'll try to endure it as much as I can! Are you a big spoon or little spoon Tsuzu?
>>677273478
the best mitten to catch with!
>>677273460
sounds like a good idea. maybe i'll try that one day.
>>677272911
i think we need more yumexsyndra to make you happy again
>>677273304
this looks great
>>677273213
I don't, I always fall asleep soon after getting home.
>>677273478
Ouch.
I have a bracelet with a small taser I made that is tied to my phone and if my heart rate starts slowing down under 60 BPM it shocks me.
>>677273225
To be honest King of Limbs wasn't exactly great, but it wasn't bad either. In Rainbows was amazing though, so I still hold out hope for an album that is as good as OK Computer and Kid A.
Claimed.
>>677273599
Yeah but a run for me is about 3-6 km in 20 mins.
>>677273604
I go to bed at about 7-9 PM so I also have that problem.
>>677273316
Please don't
>>677273459
>Says you
>>677273535
Pfft, I don't know a reasonable time.
>>677273748
>forgot pic
>>677273753
I'd hit you if I was there. you're being difficult =~=
>>677273753
>high impact sexual violence for kirino
coming right up
>>677273045
Doo doo doo, doo doo doo doo
Doo doo doo, doo doo doo doo
Doo doo doo, doo doo doo doo
Doo doo doo
I'm packed and I'm holding
She smiling, she living, she golden
She lives me, lives for me, ovation
Of her own motivation
She comes round and she goes down on me.
And I make her smile, it's like a drug for you.
Do ever what you wanna do, coming over you.
Keep on smiling what we go through
One stop to the rhythm that divides you
And I speak to you like the chorus to the verse
Drop another line like a Coda with a curse
Come on like a freak show I take the stage
We give em the games we play
She said "I want something else,
To get me through this semi-charmed kinda life." Baby
She said "I want something else."
Not listening when you say"Goodbye."
>>677273850
Aww, haha come on.
>I don't get explosion magic?
>>677273850
This is my understanding of konosuba.
