Waifu claiming thread.
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>no more tears
>no more crying
>no more sighing, lying or dying
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Tats claimed.
Claimed
I claim this thread in the name of HCLI
>posting this until it becomes a reality
I'd love a relationship, I wouldn't even care if there is no sexual shit at all.
Just someone to hug and talk to, stay up late at night and watch the stars and talk about out problems and imperfections.
>But that will never happen for me
>I'm scared that I will bring them down with me.
Claiming Shinoa. Going to bed now though. Good night (morning?) guys.
Banki claimed
Tenryuu claimed
I will stop lurking soon.
>Homura
claimed
Hatsuzuki claimed
And now I feel like a Nazi.
>>677265717
Its morning here, but gnight! Sleep tight o/
Claiming, and going to bed, stay cute everyone!
>>677265505
Her sister is much hotter
>>677265716
Are you me?
>>677265717
Night dude, hope to see you tomorrow
>>677265505
>>677265698
>>677265716
>>677265717
>>677265721
>>677265739
>>677265744
>>677265746
>>677265762
>>677265770
>>677265812
>>677265813
Welcome back
>>677265823
?
>>677265850
Love you too baito-kun
>>677265813
Bye koko-kun
>>677265505
Back with the fury of a million dolphins
Also, claimed.
>>677265850
Whale cum back o/
(This joke will never get old for me)
Waifu Master Explosion Disaster claimed.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P49FraVNS_Y
>>677265813
>>677265717
Goodnight! Hope you sleep well :)
>>677265505
good to know ill never stoop this low
have fun loser bois
>>677265918
On the relationship thing.
I'm tired of sex I just want hugs.
what's the point of claiming the same waifu everyday?
re-class claimed
>>677266013
it's fun.
>>677265850
Thanks, baito-kun
>>677265717
Good night.
>>677265744
Do you mean you're leaving or posting?
>>677265966
>huggles
>>677266013
avatarfagging
>>677265490
Thank you that's very sweet :)
>>677265634
Did I make you upset with something I said? I didn't mean to.. You just sound annoyed.
>>677266121
Shh, don't be so blunt about it.
Claimed so i can go back to lurking
>>677265966
>Not the 10 hour version
Im disappoint.
>>677266013
Whats the point of claiming a waifu if its not even going to last for 1 day?
>>677266083
Im semi-afk right now, still need to do some stuff around house. I will come back soon.
Should I sleep or not
>questions for my mind
>>677266195
Ah yes, the obedient maid girl. Classic choice.
>>677266198
That's further down in my youtube history. So much woorrkkk >~<
>>677266288
You better not because then I'll miss you and you wouldn't do that to a mate would you?
It's me. Chara
>>677266408
Welcome back. How was the food?
>>677265739
saltiest person alive!
>>677265762
best tights!
>>677265966
wheres your waifu from? the video seems quite funny
>claiming fantasstic yume as always
>>677266369
You'd miss me?
But I post pretty slowly at night
>>677266333
indeed the best waifu
Crazy Nohrian princess waifu claimed
>>677266352
Dat watermelon looks incredibly juicy.
>>677266487
Konosuba
>>677266530
>>677266333
Trips confirms!
Claimed
>>677266408
You know what Chara I honestly think you aren't as bad as people make you out to be.
>>677265933
>the fury of a million dolphins
excuse me
padron me i don't care about this waifu bullshit, but
i would like to ask for this quote to be explained please
>>677266487
She's from Konosuba! It's hilarious you should totally watch it :3
>>677266492
I don't mind.. but yeah of course I'd miss you! You're my mate!
>>677266530
>Sachi
>Best waifu
That's debatable.
>>677266645
When you get backstabbed the third time around, it tends to happen.
>>677266653
>>677266653
oh alright i was told to not watch it instead watch erased and grimgar but well i always had a strange taste (kissxsis is still the perfection it was when i saw it the first time)
>>677266645
Perhaps antithesis. Some of us dont care about waifus either its just avatars and happy discussions.
>>677266760
Whelp... any waifu is debatable :<
Except Homura :>
>>677266146
lolno, you didn't.
It's just.. complicated.
I only mean to prevent you and the thread receiving the wrong kind of attention.
Personally I ... I just don't want to have to worry about it.
I don't mean to be rude.
Christ, this took me a long time to type.
>>677266760
>backstabbed
ok, fury ok
ok i get that part
but
dolphins
the fury of dolphins is not a common trope and I am interested and curious about its mention here
>>677266198
Alright, Homu-chan. See you soon.
>>677266487
You flatter me.
>>677266043
>>677266121
>>677266198
i'll eat you all alive!
>>677266848
listen here u lil shit
>>677266957
shieeeeeeet
>>677266973
>>677266957
Noooo why?
>>677266942
Seems like i really have to run away for a while... brb!
>>677266848
No fair. I don't know anything about her so I can't debate without sounding like a prick.
>>677266901
You prefer if I had the fury of a thousand molluscs?
>>677266942
I'd like to think you enjoy being around here, and I'm glad I was the one who asked you to do so.
>You probably would have joined anyways, but it still counts for me.
>>677266806
>
>>677266842
I would really recommend it. It's one of the animes that's actually gotten a really good laugh out of me over and over, not many can do that!
>>677266849
I'm still kind of concerned, you mean you don't want to worry about the thread getting trolls? And me talking about my gender will bring more in than usual?
lol guys run NOW!!!!1
>>677266942
sry i still don't know why i think you waifu looks so great you just have to stay with me
>>677267088
oh ne the tights are damaged!
>>677267246
>>677267090
"any waifu is debatable... except homura"
see that's where you're wrong :^)
>galko pls
>>677267088
join us and sink!
>>677267090
because i'm hungry!
>>677266653
>You're my mate!
Prinz was almost your mate last night~
>>677267407
No. No more waiting on Galko. You have Megumin now u_u
>>677267246
no
>>677267324
Nice meme m8, got more of them?
My waifu ã… ã…
>>677267481
eating people is bad
torture is okay tho :^)
Im back
>>677267535
Yeah yeah I know I know we took the joke too far yeesh. It was still hilarious to me though lol
>>677267624
Welcome back :)
>>677267536
>You have Megumin now
What do you mean by that?
>>677267615
Hand-kun?
>>677267119
Ruri-chan I.. it's good to see you. And yes, but sometimes it is difficult.
>being a ship and all
>>677267163
I don't want to have to worry about the posters'.
Maybe it's another of my idiosyncrasies.
I've just seen so much bullshit on the topic I no longer pay attention to it.
Like it didn't exist here.
But that's meaningless.
The bonus attention your gender will net you on /b/... is never positive.
>why am I so Nazi
>>677267624
welcome back did you miss me?
did you droped some raisins for me?
>>677267624
>>677267764
>Syndra's back
>Yume's back
Oh shit everyone stop or they'll find the pigeons.
Aaand im back, that was faster than i expected.
>>677267326
Can't be wrong if im telling the truth!
Nah jk... all waifus deserve to be loved.
>>677267481
H-have this cake... Its tastier than me... I swear!
>>677267624
Welcome back my favourite thread host!
>>677267716
Thank you
>>677267764
No.
>>677267624
hiiiii~~~
>claimed
>>677267716
tsk* megumin is claimed again, well time for my maso to shine,
Hello everyone !
>>677267742
I mean I'm here now so stop waiting for something better because psssh we both know that isn't gonna happen u_u have you seen me? I'm pretty great.
>>677267748
Alright whatever i get it.. I didn't bring it up for attention I was just telling some stories.. sorry..
>>677267879
i was never away just lurking
>>677267909
:(
>>677267883
I can agree with that.
>>677267974
Heya Darkness! Whatcha up to?
>>677267716
>we took the joke too far
You should wait for others to get kinky with each other first if you're ever interested again. It's harder for protesters to stamp it out when you have multiple pairs engaging.
>>677267879
Too late, i have seen it all
>>677267964
Hey
>>677267998
>stop waiting for something better because psssh we both know that isn't gonna happen
>>677268113
Lol I'll keep that in mind I suppose.
>>677268169
>Begs for galko to come back in front of everybody else as though we're not as interesting.
It hurts mate
>>677267998
I don't intend to impose. I'm just worried.
It sounds all way more dramatic than it is.
>>677267742
About you, too. You are so dense.
>hugging itensifies
>>677268091
Hi there megumin ! been a while,
>whispers
hey,hey do you want some lewd stuff ?fufufu
>>677268144
c-can I eat you too?
>>677268018
Started watching your anime. Gotta say, it's the fastest its ever made me sad. Feels in 4 episodes, that's like a new record.
>>677267974
Hello!
>>677268372
no, but you can eat Yume
>>677266473
It was good, thanks
>>677266633
Someone understands!
>>677268332
>I'm sorry
>I was an asshole
>Sorry
>>677268342
>dense
I don't understand people all that well.
>>677268500
forgot pic
>>677268342
Whatever you say, I got it I'll shut up about it if you don't want to hear it..
>>677268353
Indeed it has :) and uh s-sure? I don't see why not..
>>677268500
This is what you get for frogeting pic
>>677268394
How 2 make a good story.
>Step 1 make you love a character
>Step 2 ????
>Step 3 profit.
>>677268489
I.. don't like that.
>>677268488
Hi there destroyer-chan !
>>677268588
Updated version.
>>677268548
Nah don't worry about it.. I was just joking around anyways..
>>677268553
>and uh s-sure? I don't see why not
fufufu, you will like it don't worry.
>>677268500
>>677268552
I mean, sure you killed the world but then again who wouldn't? 10/10 would stab again.
>>677268599
Those steps sound exactly how I ended up having Michiru as a waifu.
>>677268622
behind you!
>>677268372
>>677268489
hey no wait!
that was never part of the plan syndra you and me belong together not me and anybody else
>>677268622
thank you! atleast someone is on my side
>>677268655
>>677268548
>I was an asshole
Nah. Stop it.
You're not an asshole for that.
>>677268782
If you say so.. I just don't know what to expect at this point.
>>677268553
here, as promised , i will post the rest...if you want *fufu
>>677268332
>Begs for someone else to come back in front of everybody else as though we're not as interesting.
I've been doing something similar all this time and I had no idea people felt like that over it.
I'm an asshole as well.
>>677267748
>sometimes it is difficult
You alright there, buddy?
Need a hug or something?
>>677268588
fucker
>>677268655
my nigger
>>677268791
i know, right? Humanity is just Garbage
>>677268834
more give me more!
>>677268977
She is all yours
>>677268553
That's bullshit. NOW I am offended.
I'm not some kind of slave driver and you're on /b/.
You can say whatever you want to say.
No matter what I want or moot wants.
>unless there is a filter
I don't want you to subordinate.
The idea disgusts me.
But uuh.. this is nothing personal, obviously.
Just getting angry in the abstract. :^)
Now let me hug you.
>>677267113
>molluscs
I have no preference. rather I have an open mind.
why dolphins
>>677268711
A-ha.
Ok.
T-Thats fine then.
>Sorry
>>677268977
>>677269061
we bolong together syndra pls don't leave me
>>677268805
>gets bitten on the ass
OOWYY
>>677269179
>>677268805
Neat
>>677269167
no, we are done
>>677269167
I also want a piece!
>>677269253
>>677269271
I just... no I don't want to be alone without syndra
>>677269179
will you be my new friend if syndra leaves me forever?
>>677268941
or maybe you?
>>677268977
totaly not you you only want to eat me
>>677269167
there is no escape
>>677265505
>>677268963
It looks really cute, not lewd! daaww...
>>677268964
I was just kidding, you're both fine I don't mind it
>>677269075
Sometimes what I want to say isn't as important as the feelings of those around me and so I keep my mouth shut. Especially if I like those people I won't just say whatever comes to mind..
>hugs
>>677269097
I already said don't be sorry silly. Now cheer up ^-^
>>677269453
You don't even need to ask!
>hug tackles you
>>677269484
nice waifu ^.^
>>677268941
>If you say so.. I just don't know what to expect at this point
>>677268963
it's the 'exaggerated' version of some part in LN's volume 5
>>677269511
>not lewd! daaww.
it will..
>>677269453
>>677269511
See? Go bother this one
>>677269484
>>677269453
Maybe.
I.. I did not focus on you a whole lot yet.
I'm still getting to know people.
>>677268967
I disagree about the humanity part. Doesn't it bother you? I mean, you're human too.
Right?
>>677269095
I sympathise with such creatures. They appeal to me. Also, they are fucking lethal and that shit is legit.
>>677269253
Viktor's better anyway.
>>677269453
But who wouldn't want to eat that?
>>677269606
Oh okay now I see it... but wouldn't you be better with Kazuma than I would be? He clearly likes you more..
>>677269617
>bother
Oh please.
>Hug tackles Syndra
Don't make me love you too. Because I will.
>>677268964
Bah! Nonsense. You're not an asshole because someone has captured your affection more than others.
>>677269617
Syndra-sama can I have a piece of Yumes butt? It's juicy.
Also: Shiina claimed