Worked at dunkin donuts. Manager cared about food cost so much she would change dates on everything that was going bad multiple times. As long as it didn't have mold she would sell it.

>>677248600
as a former manager thats the unspoken policy of literally the entire company

Also worked at a call center as tech support for att uverse. (Internet, homephone and tv) had 3 customers call and ask if putting a magnet on the router help increase internet speeds.

That was probably the worst place I ever worked for. Saw a co worker drop eggs in the freezer floor and then just picked it up and pulled them to be served to people

I never eat at Carl's Jr but one day I really had to use the restroom so I go in to use the urinal and this one employee, maybe 19, comes in and uses the urinal next me. I finish first and go wash my hands, only one sink, look up at the mirror in aw as the employee who had just peed next to me leaves without washing his hands. I walk outside to see him working the drive through, not really touching any food but i just find it disgusting to think his penis has touched all those bags and drinks.

>>677249112
ever read the printing on the sausage box???
"Fresh Boned Hog Cooked Sausage Patties"

>>677249250
No hands

my life

Worked at safeway. Grocery store. Had a 70 year old man leave a shit trail from the back of the store to the exit. It wasn't like a small piece or anything it was 100% liquid shit. Store smelled for 3 days after.

I clean up cum at adult arcades, any questions anons?

>>677249686
Pretty shitty job

>>677249868
no, you are doing god's work anon.

>>677249989
ba dum tiss

>>677250004
Thanks anon glad someone appriciates me

Worked at Walmart as a night stocker. (have had a bunch of jobs) one of the managers is moving a dairy pallet to the cooler from the truck. Wasn't paying attention and caught the pallet on one of the steel racks and probably 50 gallons of milk just fall and go everywhere. Took 2 hours to clean all up.

I are hobo

Use to deliver medications to old people and nursing\retirement homes. One day deliver to a home and its like a 80 y/o woman, she was near the doorway to the retirement home, she was sitting down on a bench and as soon as she got up it sounded like she shit herself like a loud nasty 8 second plus shart. And just stands there with no expression or probaly even recognition of what happend. She slowly walked away in her walker as I booked to the door to avoid the toe nail curling stench. I still kinds fear old ladies to this day...

I work at a supermarket and just had to throw out 7 perfectly good hot chickens, this happens most nights, but thats not really fucked up. Just when I walk home and see so many homeless people at night, feelsbadman

>>677250388
I did that all the time at safeway. So much wasted food.

>>677248925
You're making that shit up, aint'cha.

>>677250388
why not hide them and give them to the bums

>>677249868
Godspeed, champ.

>>677250600
I wish I was. You would be surprised at how stupid people could be. Had a lady call me and ask me why her home wifi wasn't working when she was in a different state.

>>677250388
yep this is the most disgusting thing, i used to work in a bakery, and every evening before closing time we would put price on all the bread down to half to get rid of it, that which didnt get sold where thrown out, us employees wherent allowed to take it home, it would be considered stealing. Bread that anyway just would end up in a container.

In this case however there isnt any homeless people around this bakery but its in my eyes still so retarded to throw away so much perfectly fine food for no reason.

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>be me
>Muslim
>have to train suicide bombers for isis
>new batch of boomers
>teach them how to plant bombs
>one fag in particular is very good
>days over and we go to our caves to rest
>of course Muhhamasama made me watch the new fags
>wake up
>sees all new fags gone
>feels like I'm being watched
>hear bomb planted
>panics and searches for bomb as fast as possible
>feels as if the world is watching me
>then everything black
>scores?
>MFW called a fag

Just a tip If you go to arbys after the lunch rush or dinner rush. Your probably getting over cooked dry roast beef. We would just let the beef sit on the slicer under the heat lamps and not care.

>>677249250

Why, when you have penis in your mouth every day?

bump. .

Had a guy call me at att uverse tech support. He wanted us to remove the name of the movie he rented a few days ago so his wife wouldn't know he brought porn. When I told him I couldn't he went on for about 5 minutes blaming me for ruining his marriage and his life.

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>>677248371
Worked night shift with a bunch of grills except supervisor. Over 50+ older grills none were milf or gilf. Supervisors wife also worked night shift. Supervisor had power trip so decided to FUCK grill in the storage room. Fat nosey grill sees the activity tells supervisor wife. Wife goes ape shit and tries to stab storage room slut. They play Michael Myers all over the company building and into the parking lot. Airport police come city police also.

Never see supervisor, wife and slut again and make me new night shift supervisor.

I work at a hospital! One night there was an elderly man in a wheelchair being escorted out by security. In the midst of his yelling he had pulled out his Colostomy Bag and threw it down the hallway in front of the Espresso bar.

>>677248371
Story in tits pic..more?

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>work at Chicken Treat
>sell rotisserie cooked chickens and burgers and stuff
>three niggers walk in
>can immediately tell something's off
>one of them comes to the counter
>one goes to the edge of the counter, to the bit where you walk behind it
>osht
>third one goes to the drinks fridge
>grabs a double armful of 390ml bottles of coke
>they all pissbolt out the door
>they forget to hold the door open for cokenigger
>dude runs full ball into the edge of this door
>coke bottles fucking everywhere
>all three of them pissbolt across the carpark and three lanes of traffic
>last thing i see is this fuckwit trying to hold onto like 4 bottles of coke that he has left while he legs it into a public park
>manager comes out and asks why there's coke bottles everywhere
>spend the rest of the day watching security footage on repeat and pissing ourselves laughing at this cunt that ran into the door.

Had a old lady call when I was at att uverse. She said she wanted to know when microsoft would be by to fix her computer. She got a pop up on her computer saying she needed to call this number and talk to "microsoft". She calls and they say and needs her computer cleaned since it has viruses on it and ot would cost 200$ to fix or else she could go to jail. Sadly there was nothing I could do for her but tell her she just got ripped off.

>worked at little caesar's in high school
>we never washed any dishes
>all the pizza you eat from there is from dishes that haven't been washed in years
>hand washing isn't required either

>>677249250
we always have a sink in the kitchen

Bump.
Love to hear more

>>677249868
Looks like you're in a sticky situation

>Prison guard in Utah
>Old homeless guy is arrested for public intoxication
>Guy can barely stand straight in the holding cell
>2 days later guy is in general population
>Refuses to shower, has never used a toilet since he's been there
>2 weeks later complaints about his hygiene from other inmates continue
>I take him out of the cell to tell him to shower and he says OK
>Gets in the shower, doesn't take his clothes off, puts the new clothes over his old, wet clothes
>Another week passes
>Other prisoners have had enough, he shits his pants and doesn't do anything about it
>The inmates end up beating him nearly to death
>We do nothing for another week, finally get clearance to move him to another block
>Move him, the next day he goes to court and gets released
>Shows up again the week after

>>677248371
I was a troublemaker as a teenager. So to pay off tickets I had to do court appointed community service. They send me to ooga booga affairs and had to complete 120 hours.

Main ooga booga had me drive her around to get food and shit. Clean the facility and move furniture around. In one of these occasions she had me clean the supply room. A 10 x 10 room with shelfs of office supplies. At the very bottom there was briefcases. Curiosity killed the cat, open one up. LAPTOPS! Over 30 new laptops. Get idea to put 4 laptops in trash can and cover it with trash. Go outside to empty trash and put laptops in my car. Couple days get questioned about it. Deny everything. Community service completed. FUCK you ooga booga. Pawn 2 sell 1 to friend and give 1 to gf.

I used to be assistant manager at a dollar tree and like 75% of the staff was filipino women, one of them was this cute little thing, short as fuck must have been under 5' for sure, barely looked 18 but she was apparently 28, but she had this big, round, amazing ass i'm telling you. she barely speaks any english lol, but shes always giggling and shit around me, eventually one of the other girls tells me that she has a crush on me even though i have a gf, and shes super religious with a boyfriend back home.

anyways we start talking and texting eachother after a while, and before long i engineer the situation so that every time she goes on break we're in the back room making out, which eventually escalates to her stroking me off, which eventually escalates to her sucking my cock. she tells me fucked up shit like how she doesn't actually like white people she just moved here because her country is a shithole, etc. meanwhile her boyfriend posts cringy heartfelt bullshit and religious crap on both of their walls daily, and i can tell she's starting to get uncomfortable with things between us. she still sucks my dick every time she's on break but we dont talk about it, it just becomes routine to the point where she gets on her knees when i enter the break room. this continues for about a year until i get a better job and quit, without anyone ever finding out except her boyfriend, who broke up with her immediately lol

>>677249686

Had something similar happen at King Soopers. A checker shit himself and tracked it all over the place. I think he ended up doing it 3 times before he finally just stopped coming to work. Luckily I was never there to witness it, as I work nights, but you could smell the aftermath.

Funny enough, when we were really shorthanded on night crew, some genius in management thought it would be a good idea to put the kid who shits himself on night crew. Needless to say, we chased him off pretty quick. Got lucky and he never shit himself.

>>677256530
you should have put it in her ass man.

>>677248925
I used to take fios calls. I completely believe you. Customers are fucktarded

>>677250189

This is why you don't let managers try to do actual work. They're a bunch of retards and will always fuck up. Eight years of retail experience here. One at Wal Mart, 7 for Kroger. Same story all around.

>>677253619
Is that the chicken treat that used to be in Brisbane?

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>>677251929
Don't need advice from the workers there to know that. Arby's always tastes like that. I cover that shit in that sauce and I'm good.

>>677250388
>>677250569
>>677250616
>>677251503

Thank the lawsuit culture here in America. It's a liability to help anyone. That being said, the grocery store I work for donates a lot of food to food banks.

>>677256530
Got a "better" job?
You're fucking nuts

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I used to work in a Roger's cube farm as an insult receptacle for Indians in the GTA. Was fun.

>Old guys at night trying to order PPV porn and unable to operate the remote with one free hand would call in for help. I always made them speak the name of the porn they were trying to order "so as not to order the incorrect title". Hearing the shame in their voices was the only thing good about that job.

>Woman called in wondering why her cable had been cut. Upon further investigation, I discovered she had not paid her bill in 3 months and had amassed over $6000 in charges for the same adult movie, every day, sometimes multiple times a day, all around the same time. Turns out her 12 year old kid was watching porn because she left him home alone all the time, like you would expect. She expected us to pay for her bad parenting. It didn't happen.

>I gave a ridiculous amount of credits on people's accounts. I don't know why I wasn't fired, but I completely erased several people's balances every day. Also changed dates on cell contracts so they could get out early with no additional charges.

>I got written up one day for looking at pictures of UFO's while on a call.

>One guy from right out of Africa used to take a piss in the urinal with his pants around his ankles.

>People caught fucking in unused section of building on overnight shifts.

>Security guard on the front desk was fired for calling in bomb threats.

In retrospect, it was a kinda fun job.

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>>677248371
pic related

>>677257047
This was in Perth, currambine store.

But yeah, its the chicken treat that turned into red rooster (same store but oven cooked) and chooks (deep fried).

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Not fucked up, but still something.
>Work in a post office
>Old lady comes in
>Says she has a code for a package
>The code contains 4 letters and is sent by sms when the package arrives, it's easier than to type in the whole tracking number
>"Sorry, miss, but the code doesn't seem to work"
>Bitch gives me a 10 minutes lecture, telling me why the post office is shit and why we are bad
>"May I try to type in the whole tracking number?"
>She thinks that sounds like a good idea
>Type the long number in
>"This package was picked up last month"
>Complete silence
>"Oh, I'm sorry. That message was an old one. Hold on. Let me look up the new message."
>mfw

Why you guys work in such awful places?

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>>677257497
>Roger's cube farm as an insult receptacle for Indians in the GTA
u wot m8?

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I work security in a psych ward. One night i caught one of the patients with meth in her room. I made her give me a blowjob in return i would let her keep it. She diddnt have many teeth so it was a toothless bj. Shes known as "The Gummy Shark" to all the guards.

>>677257226
>Implying there have ever been lawsuits related to this practice.

>>677259060
lies

I work at McDonalds, I cum in the Big Mac sauce

I don't give a fuck

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>>677257497
I also worked in a popular hotel in my retarded city.

>Chef's sweat dripped copiously from his face in the people's food on a regular basis.

>Food often dropped on floor and sent out anyway.

>Dishwashers used to eat food off of plates brought into their sty.

>Worst was probably when I watched one of the sous-chefs preparing a mass quantity of salad. He was hand-mixing it in a large bin. I noticed he had a bandaid dangling precariously from a finger. Blood was obviously seeping from his wound. It could very easily be seen all over the lettuce in the salad.

Fuck restaurants, man.

>>677259233
probably not even the worst ingredient.

>>677259149
I wish

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>>677259233
>>677259060
if you're gonna lie, then put more work into it

I work as a moderator for an image based forum site. 99% of the team are autistic, get into fights and one regularly shits himself. I feel like leaving since my boss says moving to google was the best decision of his life. The pay is terrible here

>>677258812
Roger's is a canadian cable/internet/phone company. GTA = Greater Toronto Area.

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< 1 > She cheated on me.. /b is going to enjoy this http://www31.zippyshare.com/v/u0J4tUVO/file.html Will be removed in 15 minutes.

>>677259339
>>677259353
i work at 4chan and cum on newfags

i don't give a fuck

>>677259388
you can understand hiro?

>>677259353
>being this new

>>677259476
Is this a new maymay?

>>677259510
>implying

>broke something
>value 218 000 £
> blamed the apprentice
>so stupid she thought it was here

>>677259353
Kill yourself faggot

>>677259475
>>677259510
>>677259698
>wow, you don't like edgy humor, fucking newfag
there's no need to be upset, anon

>>677259837
fuc off

>>677251016
As a former tech support rep for Comcast and time warner I can vouch that that is not even that bad of a story the average person in america Is literally retarded when it comes to tech.

While working said job I had a person tell me that their technician ran an old lady over in a cross walk after he tore out of her driveway because he was pissed.

Also had numerous people break down and cry to me over the phone because their cable was not working, internet not working and one time because a old lady's daughter was pregnant with a niggers baby and she didn't approve and her daughter wouldn't talk to her

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>work at a boat factory
>boat comes back for service
>guy working on the head (toilet) on the inside
>another guy cleaning
>guy working on the head (toilet) on the inside accidentally turns on the overboard dump
>guy cleaning on the outside gets sprayed with shit
He threw up everywhere, and even caused other people to throw up.

>>677259837
Fucking summerfags

>>677259920
As someone who is pretty good with tech, it's amazing how dumb most the Comcast techs are too. Comcast Business is alright, but Comcast Residential has complete morons.

>>677259973
>summerfags
its spring

>be 17 y/o me
>work at a surf shop that also sells clothes, shoes, etc
>girl i usually have shifts with is engaged to assistant manager beta fuck
>having problems, second thoughts
>one day we're all working together, i'm stocking shoe room
>standing on 10ft step ladder to stock top shelf, turn around and girl standing behind me
>tells me to turn around
>turn around on ladder, unzips and starts shoving my dick down her throat
>bout 2 mins in her fiance comes around the corner
>says nothing
>she doesn't stop
>my face: "what's up?"
>fiance leaves
>girl swallows my load, asks "did he come back here"
>i nod
>says "good" and just walks out

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So I found out you can hack people's MMS messages to retrieve all their pics. I've seen a few sites circulating around 4chan. But they usually go down after a day or two. This one was posted earlier...

http://mymmspy.tumblr.com/


I hacked my coworker and have been spreading her pics haha

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>>677252129
Kekekekekek

>>677260091
haha

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>>677251842

>be me, Muslim
>training suicide bombers for USrael, erm, ISIS
>"guy, now watch this example - I'll only show you once"
- KABOOOOM.WEBM uploaded to /b/rekt
>[guys sharing on their fb the photo of me dead]

>>677260060
The time of year doesn't matter... if your acting like a fucking cum guzzling summerfag, then your gonna be called one

@677260209
What is this "summerfag"

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>>677260091
>haha

>>677259837
newfag

>>677260209
>>677260271
samefag detected

>>677260070
The whole story is ridiculous. Sounds like you made it up.

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>>677260366
Wrong

>>677256791
Repeatedly

>>677260091
Honestly, this is the kind of shit that makes me not want to visit B. Imagine if someone hacked your phone and posted your pics? smh gtfo bitch

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>>677259941
MY SIDES

>>677260432
>use mobile and computer
it's easy to make it look like you're two different people

>>677260559
Cant when im at work

>>677260559
>>677260625
once again samefag

>>677259233
No, you don't

I worked as a receptionist (accepting supplies) in a big retail store. One time a truck arrives full of fishes. The sandnigger driver must have drove like Paul fucking Walker 'cause every box fell on the floor, and there was literally fishes everywhere on the filthy truck floor.

I called the guy in charge of selling the fishes (it was a summer job, it was not my fucking business to deal with sandnigger drivers), and he said "Yeah Anon, just sign, we'll sell them anyway". I helped him pick up the fishes covered in truck dirt.

Never buy fish in a fucking retail store

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>>677260688
Once again.... fucking wrong faggot

>>677260738
>receptionist
you didnt answer phone.

>>677260381
the shoe room was down an employees only hallway, separate from the main store. wasn't like she blew me right out in front of customers.

>>677260688
>>677260773
samefagging again!

>>677251503
Though its simple. If people can yakr homr. Too much will be baked by the employees so they can take home.

You get paid in money, not food.

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>>677260365
>>677259973
>>677259911
>>677259698
>>677259510
>>677259475
>How to trigger anons
>Step 1: say something isn't funny
>Done

>>677260851
sounds like lies to me also tbch, but I guess we'll never know.

>>677260892
newfag

>>677260091
Haha

>>677260625
>implying you have a job

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>>677260892

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Thanks for paying for my lovely NEET-life, wageslaves

>>677249868
This made me spew mac and cheese all over the table at panera. I had to leave. Kek.

>>677260892
>>677260892
Implying thats not all the same person

Working in holding facility for feds. A lot of illegals mostly. Couple gangs members but mostly mexicans. On night shift one time get called for medical emergency. Guy had thought it was a good idea to try and cut open his dick and put some rounded glass in it. He was bleeding all over the fucking place. Trail of dick blood all the way to the medical room. Fucking idiots these fuckers.

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>>677260688
sorry, anon, you're wrong

I used to work for this webstore

(www.bol.com for the dutchfags around here)

And because i got payed minium wage I actively steered people away from the shop. I would tell them in such a way that if the calls would be recorded for quality management there wouldn't really be anything they could do about it.

I'd tell customers all kinds of bullshit about how the quality of the article was bad or how i had a friend who had the same and it broke after a few days.

Did this for close to 7 months straight. I had a pretty high call ratio per day. They later announced the profits for that year and they where actually down for the first time in a couple of years.

>worked at sports direct back in 2012 for a bit
>polish peeps outnumber british 10 to 1 easily
>toilets get cleaned regularly
>guy doesn't wanna wait the 10 minutes
>shits in a bin
>gets sacked same day
plenty of shit goes down in the head warehouse a woman gave birth in the toilet and stuff the baby behind the pipes in an attempt to kill it, she was deported, it was on the news
>one particular day
>toilets are closed
>must be for cleaning
>2 hours later
>still closed
>ask a super what's up
>some guy shit into his hands and used it like a huge brown crayon to draw all over the walls and mirrors in the toilets
>guys in yellow suits show up to clean this shit fest
>turns out it was some polish guy
>he gets sacked

>>677259123

Whether or not there heave been lawsuits or not is irrelevant. That's the main reasoning behind just throwing food out instead of giving it away. As it turns out, companies don't like getting sued, so if they can avoid it, they will.

>>677261292
faggot not even me

>>677261131
Pearling, it's called.
Yakuza types do it too.

>>677260042
Had a person. Tell me the tech walked into the house for an install put all the equipment on the counter , had the lady sign for it then walk out to his car to "grab one more thing" and he fucking booked it. Lady had to wait like 2 weeks to get some1 else back out

Worked in food service. Guy came in a threw cups on me. I smiled cause its my fucking job and I needed moey.

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>>677261412
>came into work one day at 6am
>some pipe had burst
>gallons of shit and piss leaking through into the main office
>fucking stinks for 100 yards in every direction
>walk to other end of the warehouse to begin my shift
>mfw office workers were made to work in a shit coated office for above a week before it was sorted properly and not just cornered off with yellow tape

>>677261412
that toilet must be possessed

>>677248371
Started crab fishing in Alaska in '92. Line pulled me over into the water. I was wearing a life vest but I was in the 36* water about 8 minutes. Got back onboard and couldn't feel my legs and was full on hypothermic. Went to bed for 8 hrs and got up and went back to work. Still fishin.

Holy shit I just woke my girlfriend up from laughing at this so hard
>>677259941

>>677252667
Wonder why she did that. The manager, not that fat hog who got jelly

>>677253729
My grandma is like this. Had to bark on her several times because she kept getting scammed. She has no idea what pop up scams were

>>677262260
Work as a chef. When head chef gets pissed of at a rude customer, he t bags their food before sending it out.

>>677249250
There's literally nothing wrong with not washing your hands after peeing. People touch far more nasty stuff like doorknobs and never wash their hands.

>>677248925
well does it?

>>677256106
>ooga booga = thief

You are a white trash thief,no better than a nigger. You are in fact worse than a nigger because you are supposed to hold yourself higher than ooga booga standards and not be a thieving cunt.

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>>677261292
Such superb photoshop skills...

>>677262560
Also used to be this crackhead dishwasher there. We used to pay him $20 to drink the old blood from the steak containers in the cool room

Supervisor at a diary factory. Had an employee come get me and told me another employee was jerking off in the trash room. I walk in when he was in mid jerk, most awkward conversation I've ever had.

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>>677256106

why would you only steal 4 you faggot?

> working at panera bread
> about 20 min. ago manager tells me to go clean tables
> some faggot sees me doing this and spits mac and cheese on the table then just walks out

>Be me
>standing cleaning my station
>moments before
>see temperatures written
>a place no intelligent life would out them
>i see nigger with a pen
>i know its nigger
>i point in nice way
>temperature log is kept up there
>nig nog start flapping gums
>i take off ear bud ask if he was saying something to me
>nigger gets up because he is short
>two inches from my face
>soitting on me saying who knows what
>i am about to get off of a 5 year sentence
>all i can think of is breaking a bunch of face bones
>run to office again and tell.
>get told it could have been my job..
>wake up sick the next day sick probably because of the homeless jungle bunny junkie nigger

>>677262692
Oh yeah literally nothing ? I guess I can literally piss with my dick in your mouth then, literally nothing wrong

>>677259475
Don't know why but i lost to this.

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>>677263144

>>677263096
Women and men put inwashed penises in their mouths all the fucking time. How bad can it be?

>>677250189
i work a similar job for a grocery store. we have a commissary to make baked goods and shit. dumped a whole shitload of pumpkin pie filling everywhere doing the same thing

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>>677251929
That's why no one eats that bullshit

>>677261351
ha ha ha ha,

>>677250388
Well at least you can learn from that. Save the chickens next time and hide them somewhere. Then give them to the homeless.

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I'm an overnight janitor at a grocery store near me, and I clean some horrid shit.

>fan compartments havent been cleaned in refrigerator units for months, if not years
>dust, goo, and other food bits pile up
>this is meat juice about 3" thick and it smelled like pure diarrhea

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>>677264247

>>677260381
It is made up, and it feels like this is a samefag for some reason.

Use to work at a cellphone store as a tech. Employees backed up gigs upon gigs of customer pics and vids. Everything from Milfs to teens, strippers to grannys. No device was safe.

I worked at a Godfather's Pizza in Iowa place fucking sucked.
>Be me
>18 just starting the job
>meet the assistant manager at work
>seems pretty chill
>him and the manager are always kind of
touchy..?
>have to work my first day shift
>they tell me I don't have to come in until 11
>fuck that want the hours because 7.75
>come in at 9
>bring a little weed to work and get high before I go in
>walk into the back room where they mix dough
>highasfuck.jpeg
>whattheactualfuckamIseeingrightnow
>I see the manager and the assistant manager fucking in the back
>instantly walked out and told everyone what I saw

shit was wild as fuck I just never came back to that shit job again now I make 15.66 stacking boxes

I worked at a wings over East Lansing the fry cooks thought it was funny to spit chewing tobacco into the fryers cause they thought the sound it made was hilarious

>>677249250

When I was at Wendy's we would never wash our hands in the bathroom unless a customer was in there as a formality. We used the sink in the kitchen. Washing your hands and touch the handle makes that shit pointless.

>>677265371
True.

>>677265371
Fucking diaquewting.

>>677250320
Kek

>>677265559
Easy for you to say...

>be 24
> be stupid private in army, driving mrap on night patrol in sandniggistan
> circle the wagons , ready for shit to get weirD.
> pull down the dve( thermal sight ) everyone else in Vic falls asleep.
> thinking about fapping to stay awake
> pan camera at Iraqi guard tower ( open top)
> see weird movement
> sand nigglets havin an anal three way at like 2 am. Kek
> pan camera somewhere else , watch mangy dog take a massive shit for the next 30 mins.

Work at foreigner owned shit hole gas station convenience store. Cheapest blunt wraps, newports and usually gas in the city. Consistently harrassed by self-entitled ignorant-ass college kids running up daddy's credit cards, non English speakers that get pissed at me for not speaking their language, old people complaining to me about how they Will never come back because of some stupid thing yet they're back the next day bitching about something else. I could literally type a 10 page essay on how much I hate this place and most of it's customers

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>>677266254

>>677266254
every army story seems to end the same way with sandniggers fucking something they shouldn't and yet its still funny.

>>677266254
Whatever cunt. So full of shit

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>>677264247
>>677264300

>>677254808
He's not 'in a situation' though, its his job. What you said only works when there's been some kind of accident to do with something sticky, like a disaster at a glue factory or something. At least fucking try.

2/10 Makes no sense as a joke.