9/10 would fuck again

boner thread?

where is your leg dude what the fuck

>>677248073
are you that guy who was getting his leg removed cause of cansur?

9.5/10
very clean and taken care of
what cause you to gain a stump?

put 2 eyes on it, then it smiles

Is this what a pussy looks like?

titts or gtfo

>>677248073
Now you can stump the trump, good for you anon

disgusting scar/11

>>677248489
This.
And use goggly eyes.

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welcome the trump stump

>>677248459
don't ignore me you rancid swine

>>677248636
kek

>>677248073
Can't trump the stump

>>677248073
10/10 if u get nurse to lick it

>>677248445

Had it amputated last week

>>677248459
Nope.

>>677248463
severe femoral infection

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9/11 like skyrim with stubs

>>677248073
Stick on two googly eyes to make a smiley face and its a perfect 10

>>677248073
do u even have a dick in those shorts?

^^^ now I can finally claim a stump as my 2d waifu

smile for me...little stump

So OP, how did it get infected?

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I'm sorry anon.... Like danm my friend ouch...

>>677249329
Yeah, how,did it?

>>677249446
this

>>677249527
This,too

>>677249563
Nah, this also

>>677249563
> this
> three...

>>677249621
Nigga this as well

>>677249621
I agree completely with this guy

>>677249671
>>677249563
>>677249527
Nah nigga these

>>677249648
Yeah, op delivar

>>677249329>>677249446
>>677249527
>>677249563
>>677249621
>>677249648
>>677249671


I fell off a balcony and suffered a severe open fracture.

>>677248073
cute

>>677249749
Dubs says op's a faggot

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>>677249329
>>677249446
>>677249527
>>677249563
>>677249648
>>677249671
>>677249692
>>677249719
>>677249749
All you cobchites, THIS

>>677249761
explain

>>677249894
this

stump/stump would awkwardly glance at in public

>>677249761
Owwwwww ): don't worry hun stuff happens in life that's unexpected. I have spiral cancer, so don't feel bad

>>677248862
Why didn't you just take some penicillin or other antibiotics? Seems a lot easier than losing a leg. Would you have lost the limb for sure anyway if they did not amputate it and you survived the infection? Lots of times doctors cut off unnecessary stuff just to bill you and insurance and make some bread. Did you get a second opinion that didn't stand to make money off surgery? People don't realize how sketch the medical industry can be, doctors are humans after all, and money trumps all. He probably had alimony to pay or was in debt to the IRS, shit happens

Tits?

Pls

Take photo of hot nurse fagit

Grow a leg or kill yourself.

>>677249991
>>677249998
I know youre both contemplating suicide, over those gets

>>677249927
Can you gimme some of this?

How does it feel knowing youre a completely defenseless faggot?

>>677250155
Checked, this.

>>677250200
check'em

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This is not real, Op is just trying to [spoiler]pull a leg[/spoiler]

>>677250132
I was one off but in don't really give a shit about repeating digits son, unless it's a dubs decides thread. Also I wouldn't kill myself, I've been in that dark of a place and known I couldn't forfeit like that. Thanks though have a good life

>>677250200
Can still stump for trump

>>677248073
wouldshoveinmyass/10

>>677250366
Howd you fall off the balcony? nice dubs

>>677250366
Check'd

>>677248073
Don't worry I've heard they regrow

Does it make fucking your boyfriend easier?

>>677249991
Thanks. It sucks, but it could be worse. I'm dealing with it.

>>677249998
I was on antibiotics but it still got infected. Insurance is part of the reason it was amputated. I could have had more surgeries to try to save it, but insurance wouldn't fit the bill so amputation was my only option.

>>677250456
You must have a big ass lol

>>677250473
I had a tad too much to drink and lost my balance. Stupid I know.

>>677250511
>tfw no bf

>>677250528
HOUTH THY PLUMMET OFF BALCONY

>>677250642
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

Why would you stand on the edge of a balcon ?

>>677250642
>you must have big ass lol
Ever heard of Goatse ? If not look it up.

>>677250642
industry lied to you, made more money off you by amputating
>yfw

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>>677248073
bump for the stump

>>677250927
Whatever

My leg is already gone. It's Not like I can do anything about it now.

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>>677248073
Can I pull the staples out when they're ready? Please?

>>677251062
are you going to get a prosthetic?

If dubs , you dress up as a pirate and you tell everyone you lost your leg. Because cannonball hit you in the knee and you end every senbtence with ahoy matey

>>677251264
My insurance is awful. They won't cover but 20% of the cost, so looks like I'll be staying on these crutches for a while.

>>677250528
>I could have had more surgeries to try to save it, but insurance wouldn't fit the bill


You easily could lend money from bank or mortage your fancy house (with your favorite balcony). I bet you don't realize the true value of your leg man. Better be a hobo than a handicapped.

>>677251472
build one, patent, make millions

>>677251515
And THAT'S why I'll never move to the US. Your wellfare system is fucking retarded.

>>677248073
you can now smoke medical mary jane. Life seems to be doing good for you man.

>>677251999
This

Assuming you have 1 whole leg: I rate 1/2

>>677251999
trips of truth , but it could be worse , he could be a sandnigger and his leg could of been bitten of by camel of it could've just exploded.

>>677252306
1 1/2

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>>677248073
Time to upgrade.

>>677251999
Their healthcare is even more retarded. Why they don't have publicly funded healthcare like all decent countries?

>>677250642

You should've asked for the leg and tried to eat it

lol mfw OP is stupid. .she could've just wash the infection away with hot water.. instead she decided to amputate her leg.. hurrr durr Murricaaa

>>677250528
How much money would have saved your leg?

Sorry Anon. Strength pls. Ty.

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>>677250528
>I could have had more surgeries to try to save it, but insurance wouldn't fit the bill so amputation was my only option.
Jesus fuck the American healthcare system

>>677251999
How much money do you make and how much of your dollar is taxed? Not disagreeing but would like an honest opinion, what country too?

Anon, a little bit about you. You've turned a corner into a new life.

Age?
job?
Marital status?
Who is taking care of you?

Is OP a female? How many inches is thst stump in diameter?

Op? still around?

>>677250528
>I could have had more surgeries to try to save it, but insurance wouldn't fit the bill so amputation was my only option.

Even in Russia you would have all surgeries you need to save your leg FOR FREE. That's fucked up man. I myself like complaining all the time about how Russia is shit but in the moments like this I think well, maybe Russia isn't that bad after all.

>>677252625
>.she could've just wash the infection away with hot water.

The infection was inside my bone.

>>677252626
More than I had. Insurance paid for the amputation almost entirely. Haven't gotten the bill yet.

>>677252848
>Age? 22
>job? student
>Marital status? single
>Who is taking care of you? parents

>>677252865
Yes. I have no idea what my stumps diameter is lol.

>>677250339
This made me laugh so fucking hard, i am a disgusting human being and deserve cancer and 17 pineapples a day inside my asshole in hell.

>>677252865

I like what you are thinking

>>677248073
1/2

>>677250528
>mfw i dont have a reaction folder but shit like this would justify me having one

>>677253160
>More than I had. Insurance paid for the amputation almost entirely. Haven't gotten the bill yet.
>almost entirely
Wow. Fucking burgerland.

Timestump or gtfo OP.

>>677253160
>Insurance paid for the amputation almost entirely

>paying to have your leg cut off

kek

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>>677250528
>I could have had more surgeries to try to save it, but insurance wouldn't fit the bill so amputation was my only option.
thank fuck i dont live in dumbfuckistan

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>>677253748

Where is the leg now?

>>677254060
She ate it

>>677254060
It finally escaped from this drunk, uncoordinated woman and is living happily in Marin County with its life-partner, Patty.

>>677249761

Dude that fuckin sucks ... I'm so sorry man

Trump/Stump would fuck again

HEY OP?
Wanna play a round scoccer?

>>677253792
arguably, that's better than paying for your corpse to be taken care of

The phantom pain, you feel it, don't you?

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Op is confirmed femanon. Your leg looks fine pet no one is going to notice or care about it

Hey anon, Good luck with the stump, Hope it will heal properly.

>>677251999

This so much. Fuck American healthcare, it's a joke unless you have tens of thousands of bucks.

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>>677252568
because muh capitalism and socialism = evil communism

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One down, now you have to do the other.

>>677254576
I too am curious about this. Also OP, stick your stump in someone elses vagina/ass and post results.

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>>677248073

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>>677252745
>other country
>'how much of your dollar is taxed?'
>your dollar

Fucking retarded American.

Please post delicious pussy

>>677248073
Is that you Handi ?

>>677249163

Its looks just like Cookie Monster .. or should that be Crook Knee Monster.

I'll show myself out ...

Oh god stump girl please come back and spread legs (kind of) more

>>677248073
I would PEG you as a faggot still matey

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>>677248073
OP better go full fucking pirate and use a wooden leg instead of some shitty prosthetic

when doing an amputation how do they keep the end of the cut bone from eventual working/pushing/wearing/cutting it's way through the folded over skin? do they leave enough skin to fold over the end many, many times kinda forming a thick pad of skin?

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>>677248073
That's this chick's stump. I rate it 1 leg out of 2.

>>677258734
they try to cut the bone in a way that there's no jagged edges, obviously. it's then mostly muscle folded over to protect the end of the bone, with skin sewn over that.

>>677259370
would still bang. hell i woud totaly fuck her Brain out.

>>677259370
>hey I recognize that stump!

>>677248073
Highly impressive stump. Would wine and dine.

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< 12 > She cheated on me.. /b is going to enjoy this http://www31.zippyshare.com/v/u0J4tUVO/file.html Will be removed in 15 minutes.