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I have literally ascended past all levels of human intelligence. I am smarter than all of you in ever way. Ask me anything, and I shall answer with the truth.
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>>677245635
youre autistic and are going to respond to this in a seemingly intelligent way, that is in no way how you really speak. Youre a troll and need to go to bed
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>>677246082
And your question is?
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>>677246248
has mom tucked you in yet?
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>>677246336
Of course. I have had a mother before, haven't I?
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>>677246462
Why ask that question when the implication of "of course" clearly implies that you do indeed have a mother? Seems like a waste to ask a question that has already been answered
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>>677246967
Exactly. The point was so that you would gain knowledge.
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will i ever get a girlfriend? :'(
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Do you like mudkips?
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>>677245635
From what resource can I refer to that would allow me to learn to code and write a simple program that others can use within the next 12 hours?

If you tell me to Google it, you can fuck right off.
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>>677247299
There is currently a 50% chance that you will, depending on if you ever gain the courage and self esteem, in other words, quit being a pussy.
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>>677245635
Whats 0รท0?
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>>677247379
It depends on whether or not a mudkip is worth liking.
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>>677245635
Why is OP a faggot?
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>>677247514
It is the number that equals 0 divided by 0
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>>677247139
Again the implication of you saying "of course" to my question of "has mom tucked you in yet?", is that you do indeed have a mother. Making you reiterating that point redundant, someone beyond all knowledge wouldnt waste time with that. Plus the fact that you posting a thread claiming that you have become smarter than everyone arrogant. Arrogance is a flawed trait, its different then self love. Its thinking that you are better than anyone. Which is also a lack of knowledge. Go to bed
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>>677247539
That's for you to decide. So decide, share your decision with us, then answer the question if still applicable.
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do you think whitney is an act?
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>>677247567
Because the OP is, despite physical truth, a bundle of sticks according to the philosophy of this website.
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>>677247696
0 inst a number numnut, it just represents nothing. nothing divided by nothing is always nothing. it doesn't exist similar to the fucks given about you
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>>677245635
Which truth do you mean? Universally objective or popular perspective?
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>>677247731
Unless I purposely put the flaw in to teach you that you have the necessary capabilities to find a flaw. Your intelligence grows even now.
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>>677247413
Don't avoid my question OP you fucking faggot.
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>>677247786
Good. The quality of the mudkip would depend on the amount of logical fallacies wishing its parent show. Since there are many logical fallacies within it, i would have to presume, "No"
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>>677247514
Not op but thats actually a really complez question.

Considering that 6/3=2 because 3 groups of 2 make six and 8/2=4 because 2 groups of 4 make 8 we can infer that division is solving for how much is in eavh group. When we divide something into 0 groups were actually just not dividing it, so 6/0 would tevhnically be 0, however something has to happen to those 6 digits, and that is just that we forget about them, like the other 2 groups of 2 in 6/3. So with all that in mind, nothing not divided is still nothing. Also 0 divided by literally anything is 0 because as a fravtion its 0 out of x or just 0.
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>>677247846
That's not what faggot means u raging moron
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>>677248026
Then you are teaching me something I already know. Still redundant, wouldnt you have known that?
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>>677245635
answer this
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What is my first name, if you are so knowledgeable?
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>>677245635
What is good?
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>>677248085
I too would like to see an answer
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>>677247809
It is impossible for a human being to be a verb, so no.
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>>677247936
Exactly.
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spontaneous observed proton decay - malarkey, or effective way?

> won't get an answer because OP is an unjustifiably overconfident faggot
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>>677248212
Map projection isn't 100% accurate, especially at the edges
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>>677248234
he is going to say that its the name that comes before your last name. like a scrub
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>>677248274
By saying that youve proven that you have not ascended human knowledge because a very massive part of knowledge is figurative language, which is clearly beyond your grasp
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>>677248201
It is according to the English Language, unless of course, you mean the slang term for a homosexual.
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>>677248212
Its because you are stretching a spherical object into a 2d plane.

Protip: Greenland isnt as big as most maps say.
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>>677245635
wise one - can you name the Thirty?

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>>677248005
There is only one truth, so I am talking about that truth.
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>>677248234
How would OP know that? The greatest minds of our time don't know you or your name you worthless shit
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>>677248203
Despite being passed the human levels of intelligence, I do not know everything.
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>>677248539
there are three truths, babby. this is them.
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>>677248234
You first name is a name that comes before your surname.
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>>677248549
the OP did say to "ask anything" the question is valid as OP assumes he knows all. Fuck you asshat
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>>677248267
The truth, as the truth sets one free.
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>>677248361
It depends, as I have never heard of such a method.
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>>677248481
No, you're absolutely incorrect. You can't seperate the "English language" from "slang" because slang is still part of the English language. 'Faggot' does not mean a bundle of sticks anymore. Same way that 'gay' does not mean happy anymore.

>>677248539
Actually, since you're not a fucking divine Creator, there is a countless number of truths. Closer to infinity because you're human.
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>>677248411
How correct of you!
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>>677247139
Op you already fucked up. Just quit, First post called you out on your bullshit.
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>>677248640
Does that make me smarter than you? How would I know how to lead you straight into a debate leading to a question you couldn't answer if I wasnt?
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>>677248539
Oh you stupid fuck. You walked into it now.

Fine you say there is one truth. Why? Is it derived from universal absolutes or is truth created from the sensory inputs of the human experience?
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>>677248203
anon just stop it's a b8 thread I don't even know why I'm in here
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>>677245635
Ok, so how i can phase to the 5th dimension then?
>inb4 kys faggot
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>>677248473
The only problem in your statement is you fail to realize the difference between knowledge and intelligence.
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>>677248712
Listen here you fucking moron. You can't seriously expect such a stupid question to be answered, no matter what OP says. And he obviously says "anything" as in "within reason you idiot"
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>>677248954
i understand what this is, i called it out from the first post. im just high and bored. something to do while i listen to some Marley
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