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Be honest /b/
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dick is too big
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>>677244394
Because i'm ugly, duh?
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I don't go anywhere
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>You're a wonderful guy, anon
No.
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shut in otaku
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>>677244512
where do you want to go anon?
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>>677244394
because i'm a stupid overly emotional beta cunt that (at least for now) lacks the physical traits needed to attract women
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After a half dozen or so dates, I realize I'd rather be playing Crusader Kings 2.
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>>677244620
dat projecting
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>>677244394
I don't do anything to meet new people.
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>>677244618
Nowhere
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>>677244394
wife would be mad
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r u serial /b/?
I would happily do whatever is required for us to move forward but you dont have any reasonable ideas and any effort i put into it never results in anything...
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>>677244799
i chuckled
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pretty pathetic shit im reading. i want you all to kill yourselves. kthanxby
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>>677244952
I'm good, thanks
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because i'm writing
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i'm only attracted to anime girls
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>>677244877
and that shit fucking upsets me to end. I fucking cant stand dealing with that shit.
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I don't try
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>>677244394
I have a moustache.
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too much wonderful
no ladies can set off to me
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I'm pathetic.
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>>677245052
that should actually be of advantage to you
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>>677244394
My fetish is to weird
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>>677245228
share
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I'm a scared lil bitch
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>>677244394
I'm 28, I live on my grandmother's couch, and I'm unemployed.
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see these aren't even fair criticisms anymore...
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>>677244394
because i dont know what it takes to cross that threshold.
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>>677245278
probably missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation. fuckin faggot.
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>>677244799
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http://www.vice.com/en_au/read/what-its-like-taking-a-grown-mans-virginity
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>>677244394
I work 2 jobs and play from home. It's hard to meet women when you're living on a lazy boy all day and night. Plus I just started my own business. When I start bawlin, I'm going to make some slutty gold digger a very happy woman, then ditch her for an 18 year old gold digger and impregnate her.
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>>677244394
Oh fuck you faggot, you just spoiled the mood
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I am getting rejected a lot lately. And its always a different thing. Not ready, got a boyfriend, not my type, too busy. Meanwhile I just keep trying, although every rejection still hurts.

Im not living a sad life. Gaming and going out in the weekends. Having a good job etc. I just want to be loved
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>>677245714
whats wrong? too much heat in this kitchen?
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ugly, stupid, no social skills, no job, no self-confidence, autist
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>>677244394
Because im a crossdressing faggot. The only girl thats told me she likes me lives an ocean away
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>>677244394
i was the guy who created that pic you posted, it's really nice to see your own OC float around, just wanted to drop by and say that, otherwise carry on with this thread.
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>>677244394
Look bitch, just say you want the D, and I'll give it to you.

k thx, bye
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>>677244394
Because my wife wouldn't approve
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>>677246147
you are just being hostile because we are actually talking about shit.
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what the hell
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Because you're probably not into crossdressing-facesitting-watersports-scat-bdsm
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because i has wife....
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>>677244394
Because I'm a social retard. Intellectually, I understand most social things, but my wiring is bad. Most of my freinds think I am extremely honest because I blurt out what is exactly on my mind whenever prompted for a reply. Getting a girlfriend, not so hard... keeping one, impossible. The ones I get think my personality is an act (I cannot pull of an act), they leave when they keep getting offended after realizing it is not an act.
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>>677244394
>>>/r9k/
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>>677246565
Confirmed underage & b&
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>>677246401

scat is gross and crossdressing is weird even if it's the chick wearing a shitty mustache and a village people construction worker outfit
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>>677246696
I wish. Only kids get me.
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I'm uncomfortable with commitment.
I tell girls I don't like getting into relationships because I don't like the idea of having to inevitably hurt someone by breaking up with them.
While that is true to some degree, the reality is that I just like having a bunch of friends I fuck and having no one to answer to.

Ironically, I do want kids and a family some day soon-ish.
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>>677244624
Same.

Also, like for real, I'm just not that interested right now. It doesn't help that all the women I know nearby are either taken, crazy, or SJWs, and I'm too much of a shut-in to meet anyone else. But even more than that, I don't have time for a gf. Stupid college.
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>>677244394
An Asian girl I work with asked me this once. I was a little miffed at her for doing so. Partially because I didn't know how to explain to her why not, also baffled by her wondering why I've never had a GF. I mean... I'm a fat hairy neckbeard. Of COURSE that's why not! Also, I've got heavy scarring on my neck and chest.

Sorry for the blog
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She doesnt know what she wants so i left her.

I don't want to see her again. All females are inherently evil and shouldn't be trusted.
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>>677247274
>Also, I've got heavy scarring on my neck and chest.
Don't fret about that. As a guy with a lot of visible scars, I can tell you some are into them. Problem is, they are bigger freaks than me.
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>>677244394
Vagina is distracting. I'm just trying to get my shit together, man.
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I string along and then inevitably turn down any girl who's interested. Just so you bitches get a taste of what it's like.
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>>677244394
I don't get out much.
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>>677244394
Because I've been through 3 live in relationships and through 1 marriage and the women were horrible to live with. They nag the fuck out of you, bitch and moan. They are expensive and lazy. Why have a girlfriend when there are so many young sluts out there who just want to fuck?
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>ITT
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>>677244394
I'm more of a hit and run guy
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>>677244394
Already have a wife and a mistress. Adding a girlfriend to the mix would just get tiring.
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>>677248368
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>>677248368
>tfw getting some ons but all i wanted was a stable gf to cuddle with

End this pain now.
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>>677248084

oh yeah, I am a man, so I inevitably fuck a girl, hen deny it every chance I get

a bro: "yo dude I heard you fucked sara, dude, she's hot as fuck how was it? heard that shit was tight"

me: "nope, never happened, rumors"
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Because I couldn't date a person with lower intelligence than mine and at my current location there are no women that fulfils this requirement. Also I've been hurt three times before so it's not like I even want to search for anyone at that point.
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Have good physical traits but am introverted as fuck. Takes months before I warm up to people and come out of my shell, and I am picky to a fault in who I am friends with
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>>677244394
I think i'm on the way of getting one so...
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No time/money also pretty girls terrify me
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>>677247274
Scars from what?
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cause I browse 4chan at nights, duh
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I'm antisocial.
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Because I'm married
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>>677244394
because she became my wife
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>>677244394
too much of a pussy to ask them out
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>>677244394
2 gud 4 u
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>>677249477
fixed it for ya buddy
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Plus dating is expensive
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>>677249658
Thanks bro
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whoever said I was a wonderful guy?

Also I'm ugly with a small wiener
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>>677244394
I don't give a fuck and I'm a hopeless alcoholic.
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>>677249683
You should shave before you blow yourself up
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>>677249598
Da fuck is wrong with it!!!?!?!
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>>677249742
Hey man! You're a wonderful guy!
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i do things like this on the web...
can you finish this poll?
i dare you to do it and to answer all question!
http://www.poll-maker.com/QQCJUG6
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Because I don't like fat chicks.
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I asked a girl to be my gf earlier, she said we should give it more time so we can be closer friends before dating. Either she's serious and I just have to wait it out, or I'm being led on
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I can't get interested in others pov/opinions,and rather focus on my studies, all of this due to the mental abuse of my loser parents since my childhood
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I have a general distaste for their personality but i like their lady bits.
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>>677244394
I'm a loser without job and don't wash myself enough.
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>>677249816
ok that takes care of one thing

time to get a face and dick transplant

wish my luck anons
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Because I'm ugly, weak, kinda chubby and have no money. Also weak social skills, alcoholism and weed addiction. I'm failing uni also...
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because I'm not a guy anymore.
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>>677244394
Why don't you be my girlfriend? No? I fucking thought not you stupid bitch. You're all the fucking same.
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>>677249877
It depends. How long have you known her?
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>>677249982
Faggot
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>>677249768
Aloha snackbar
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>>677244394
because manlet
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>>677250018
We've been hanging out for a couple weeks
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>>677249949
You'll be looking like a big dick'd Steve Nash in no time!
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Because I like to build women's confidence and hopes up then make then feel like a ugly skank who I don't wanna date
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My own issues, also that I haven't been in bed with a woman in years, so it'd be pretty sad for them.
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>Boring
>Ugly
>Poor
>short
>eating disorder
>Depressed and depressing
>Poor romantic etiquette
>Selfish
>Lazy
>Process of courting makes me stressed, anxious and ultimately, sad
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Been stuck on the same girl for too long. Thing is, all her friends still tell me she really likes me. Doesn't really help.
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Because the women my age all wanted to get train-fucked by niggers and spics in college and are thus single moms with several halfling children and the women who haven't been black and beaned by Jamal and Jose are still in high school.
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Because bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks.
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>>677250217
how does that not help? that should be encouragement
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>>677244394
Cos I'm a divorced mid-40s professional about to start a biz. A woman is about the last thing I need in my life. FWB, got a few of those.
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>>677249404
Got a scar on my chin from tripping on and gashing myself on a rocking chair. Don't care about that one. But I also have a large scar on my neck and chest from pouring boiling hot water on myself when I was 1 and a half. Then I have scars from my open heart surgery to fix a bisected aortic aneurysm I apparently had since birth. They stuck a lot of tubes and shit in me at the time, and they had to get... creative in the method of sewing me up, seeing as I was about 300 pounds at the time (but they stressed that had nothing to do with the aneurysm. Birth defect. But lose some weight, for fuck's sake.) Some of them have merged with the burn scars
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>>677250160
something went wrong

They put the dick where my face was and the face where my dick was

My testicles are now my eyes and I piss through my throat

I feel like this wasn't worth it

I'll just sue them
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I'm antisocial, I don't go out with friends and such a lot, but I like going out alone, and for some reason it works.
I head to any bar that's at least 50 miles away from where I live, and it works, I become more social, rarely get lucky though, but I take their numbers and then for some fucking reason when I want to call them for a coffee or something I pussy out, go sit on my couch and play videogames drunk or shitpost.
Started taking more hours to take my mind off that shit.

Sometimes I wish I had the balls to take all the pills and down them with liquor.

Yeah, yeah, blog and what not, just wanted to bitch a lil.
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Because I'm a 22 year old beta fag that's too afraid to talk to girls
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>>677244394
Because I get attached way to quick and am typically up every night contemplating killing myself or regretting things in my life
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I'm unemployed for long. First thing a girl asks before going out with me is that I have a job or not.
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>>677250458
I used to be in the same boat. My only tip is don't let it consume you, then it's impossible to get out
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>>677249877
>>677250018
>>677250097
To add to this, I really like her, and don't think she'd be someone to lead me on. So I think it's worth a shot
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I only have a 6.2 inch penis.
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>>677249683
can someone please cock tribute this pic?
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Because I'm a borderline sociopath who is in and out of "correctional facilities" and I have no interest in emotional connection.
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>>677250402
Forgot to say that this was in 2013 that I had the surgery. Happened around the end of March that year. I was still convalescing at the cardiological hospital around this time. Got out within a week.
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I'm a shy boy, i'm an autist.
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>>677250458
It's not as hard as you think anon. Takes time and practice in my experience

>>677250505
I know this feel a little too well
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>>677248248
This man knows what he's talking about...

Just buy them dinner at a nice place. If this one isn't horny, next one usually is.

And be a man. Kick back, let them hit on you. If I have to do any work..meh.
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>>677250727
How much do you weigh?
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>>677248917
What do you mean dude, always date girls dumber than you.
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>>677250387
Mid-40's divorced here too bro. Isn't it amazing the money you save and the productivity you have when you dump the wife? I saved so much money just on toilet paper alone.
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>>677244394
because i'm fat and don't have a very good personality
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>>677244394
What? But i do
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>>677250799
is pic related the brass monkey in Perth?
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>>677250723
Thanks dude, for not dating and spoiling the gene pool. Appreciated.
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Because I can't leave the fucking house
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>>677250849
About 270 now, I think?
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>>677244394
Easy. I'm a useless waste of oxygen who shouldn't be alive but is too much of a coward to off himself, no- itself. I'm not gonna even call myself a he.
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Because I have confidence issues due to emotional abuse by my stepfather as a child.
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>>677244394
morbid obesity and probably a sperg
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>>677244394
Dont meet any girls, because i dont go out much.
Tinder and online dating fails because i am not a hummy hunky.
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My IQ level is way too huge.
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I'm 25, good looking, and worth hundreds of millions. I've never kissed a girl. I suffer from extreme social anxiety.
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>>677250939
And those little things, like her secret addiction to benzos. Exploding all weekend, and then calming on Monday or getting cash (not shitting).

I will remarry, but not for a while. This is how my 20s should have been.

Cheers to you, brother!
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>>677250947
come anon, you can do it, just try
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>>677244394
Because I only exist on the internet
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>>677244394
i want have a new girlfriend but at the same time i dont
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>>677251169
You're quite welcome. I don't see the point of adding to the human population anyhow. Other, more genetically pure people can do that
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>>677251178
You are not alone.
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Because my options are either a 4 year younger busty version of the main chick from Watamote who cares about hygiene or a 6 year younger super-busty tattooed gymnastics teacher I have next to nothing in common with and who also has a history of exclusively dating Chad Thundercocks. Both live the next town over in opposition directions, neither are interested in guys older than them, and by the time they're my age and open to the idea of dating older I'll either be a wizard or an hero.
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i just don't seem to have the initiative to go find women. Charming enough that I could probably have a stable relationship, but lately I've barely been able to focus long enough to get my work done.

Not even sure if I can call it depression at this point. More like just constantly digging myself into a deeper hole.
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>>677244394
Short, ugly, fucked up teeth, small, no style, can't talk to women, possibly gay, and small penis.
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>>677250190
Wow, remove ugly and you described my ex gf perfectly.
That's why I don't have one at the moment.
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>>677251722
Struck me with the feelings FUCK
I really want a gf but i know when i eventually get one, im just too lazy to do anything
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>>677249683
you're both ugly so yeah, you're really a good couple.

also cannot unsee her smile, gosh
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>>677250947
I am pretty for for a man in my 40s. however, I'm an asshole. Total. And smart too.

Dude, just lose the weight. Women go crazy for an asshole with a job. They want their men to be men.
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I'm ugly and i'm fucking weird and creepy and I love violence and dismemberment, but i'm a nice guy i promise
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>>677251502
The only way to overcome social anxiety is to go out & be social. I wasn't the most confident person, but I learned not to care on what people thought of me. I used to be the guy who wouldn't go out with friends, to the guy who strangers find annoying. I fucking love it. All you need to do is start little by little!
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>>677251898
we are in the same boat my friend
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I just don't have the oportunity to know any.
I'm tall and good/average looking. I'm not a social retard. But my college class is filled with dicks (Informatic Engineering) and three orcs, there are no girls in my frien group and I don't have any female frien either.
Plus, I've never been into social networks (twitter, fb and that shit).

>WHAT SHOULD I DO, /B/?!
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>>677244394
because I don't want to have kids and be controlled by a bitch who will make pay child support after she extorts me of my money during our divorce because she cheated on me with a nigger.
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>>677251898
>>677252100
are you guys me?
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>>677252408
/thread
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>>677251802
Go for the Watamote girl. Trust me.
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>>677252074
Thank you anon.
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/b/ tier- humor
/pol/ tier- beliefs
/tv/- autism
/r9k/ tier- personality
/fit/ tier - insecurities

Wew lad
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I'm a cuck, instead of surrendering to my desires I chose to die alone.
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>>677252391
Join a club
Join a sport
Bars
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>>677249877
Because it's bullshit, you retard. She's just trying to buy some time so that she doesn't have to officially friendzone you yet.
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>>677244394
Cause, im the girlfriend.
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>>677252743
I suppose only time will tell
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>>677252742
>Bars
This always gets me.
How are you supposed to meet someone in a bar? They are total strangers, you have nothing in common with them, you can only talk about generic shit.
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>>677253076
I can't answer that anon
>I've never been to a bar
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>>677244394
>Wonderful guy
Kek, people only think I'm wonderful if their laptop needs fixing, other than that I'm a cunt
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My wife does not seem to think its a good idea. I have no ideas why???
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>>677250443
>going to a bar to get a gf

There is your problem right there.
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>>677252742
I'm already in an english academy (I'm spanish).m the youngest one in there. Is full of 40 something people (im 20)
Also, this >>677253289
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I dont think she'd be happy about my 13yo fuck buddy on the side.
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>>677253076
Don't go to a bar, it almost never works. Just a waste of time.
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Dont want a girlfriend
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>>677253402
Get a new wife
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>>677244394
Because I have a wife.
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I have one im just lurking to see if she comes up on here
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>>677253759
Yes i do, faggot.
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>>677244394
Honestly, I don't want to have a girlfriend. Much less do I want to marry or have children. Life can be very chill if you just learn to control your instincts and urges. I just have a handful of people I would call friends and even that can sometimes be too much stress. Also I really enjoy the state that other people might call boredom, so there is very little I have to distract myself from. I can be perfectly happy with just a warm place to live, enough (decent) food and a computer with decent internet connection.
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because the one I love is already married
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Because berrypickerasfuck.rockpeg
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>>677254087
there was litterally nothing wrong with my english faggot bitch
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No looking for a stable relationship, too busy
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>>677244394

>incest fetish
>unreliable
>addict
>gamer
>virgin

take ur fuckin' pick u.u
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>>677254333
lmao realized how fucking retarded I am
>check'd
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>>677254098
Kill yourself you fucking autist
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My vast interlect makes it pointless to attempt to find a soulmeight since she won't be able to have a conversation with me.
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>>677250458
>get a good diet
Fermented food(vitamin K), fresh food, meat and poultry. Use high pectin veggies and fruits like banana, figs and wild yam also high quality oily foods like fish, krill and coconut (oil) to keep you full.
Try reduce sugar under 30 grams a day. Stay away from anything packed. Read about histamine. Limit daily grain and dairy intake.
>get supplements and vitamins
Vitamin B complex and vitamin D3. Can help you to shrug off from depression. Add vitamin A and E if you have skin problems.
>get sunlight
Walk outside for 20 mins every second day BEFORE 4pm.
>limit stimulants
limit caffeeine intake, because consuming too much caffeeinated food may cause anxiety. Chocolate, cola, coffee. Try to drink coffee and limit it before 5pm.
>get good sleep
See a doctor if you have sleep apnea. Not having good sleep (slow or hard time breathing enough oxygen) also causes depression. Read about leptin.
Keep your bed sheets clean, and change them once a week. Spray sheets with lysol and sleep with a clean towel on your dirty pillow if you are lazy.
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>>677244394
Because they dont want me
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I really don't feel like spending most of the money on a bitch, when I can have good time with my friends...
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>>677244394
I don't own a driving license, Unemployed for long, overstressed, low self-esteem from heartache I got and I can't get over it.
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>>677244394
Too much work and I'm lazy as fuck to entertain a bitch's dumbass feelings.
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ain't got no girl 'cuz I haven't the time. Got too many other things on me mind
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>>677252408
There's a smart red-pilled anon. There is no longer any benefit for a man to get married. Women get all of the benefit during the marriage and after a divorce. Even the best case scenario you are going to have to deal with her bitching, moaning and crazy mood swings. Women always change once they know they've got you on the hook. ALWAYS.
ProTip: Get a vasectomy as soon as you are able
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Cause I like men
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>>677245781

Are you me?
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>>677244394
All the girls I meet end up going for generic fuckboys
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don't want a bitchy gf, want loyal gf who also would look great and be very smart - mission impossibru
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I have crippling depression which has went on for almost my whole life causing me to push everything away and become a socially awkward shut-in
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bc im shit and no one likes me lmao
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>>677255669
Get help anon, people keep telling me it'll help, so I'm waiting to start sessions. You've got nothing to lose
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Well because when you get my age (29) All the girls are single mothers or fat slobs , and i don't wanna date single moms or fat slobs.

So i have a friend and he has a little sister , she's like 7 years old and she absolutely adores me. So i'm being extra nice to her and i'm grooming her to be my bride. This is my first experiment.
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Because Im a fat, ugly, lazy bum that jerks off too much and spends all my money on stupid shit
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>>677244394
I only fall for short hair girls and they are not many.
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You young guys need to listen to Tom Leykis and/or Return of Kings. We didn't have resources like this for men when I was young. I had no one to teach me how to be a man when I was young. I had to learn the hard way with child support and nasty divorce.
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>>677249683
you look like kripparian and jontron merged into one supreme being
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Because I'm fucking married!!!
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>>677244394
I feel like if someone ask me this, i would lost it and stab myself in the neck, i'm 19 and the closest thing i had was a crazy bitch that fucked with my mind because according to her i looked like the uncle that raped her several times, i lost every piece of self steem , i want to shot myself every night but can't get a gun in my country
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>>677244394
To be honst I'm not even that bad looking, just have no self esteem... try to change on it and talk to girls irl, but always bail at the last second... I don't know why...affraid of defeat maybe
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>>677255813
The grooming doesn't work anon. They change when they hit puberty.
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>>677256499
are you good at committing to things?
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>>677244394
Because I'm a Sociopath kek
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Because I'm not an overly social person. I'm not some autist who is always shut indoors, I deal with people everyday in my job, meet up with friends on an evening etc, but, when I get home and can just chill in my own company I do breathe a sigh of relief. Being around people for long periods really gets me wound up and as such 'my' free time is very important to me. I'm yet to meet any girl who I am willing to give up 'my' free time for.
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I'm 24 and have never asked a girl out, or had a girlfriend.

I only lost my virginity because a girl at college raped me in her apartment when I was helping her move her stuff.

I will probably never have a girlfriend.
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>>677244394
I have been madly in love with the same girl for the last 5 years now. To the point I dream about her everyday. So I really don't look around for anything else. Problem is though, she has issues that she isn't honest about. I can't tell her that I know she has something going on because knowing her she will just push me away. I am just waiting for the right time. I wish I could pic related but me and her have too many common friends who are degenerates like the rest of us and browse this shithole.

>mfw captcha counts a bed as food
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>>677252074
Can confirm it's one of the hardest things to do but by far one of the best, go out and make friends, friends eventually lead to girlfriends 1 way or another, you need to build a network of friends and if they like you good things shall come, friends and family are powerful assets
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couple reasons. i'm fat and hate fat girls, and i don't make quite enough money to compensate for the first reason.
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Spent 5 months trying to get a girl I had more in common with than anyone I have ever met in my life but she has commitment issues and refuses to be in a relationship with anyone. Now I dont have a job and thats pretty unattractive to just about everyone.
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>>677256604
No, not really I always wanted to write a book, or draw a comic...Even started it then read it trough or looked on the drawings again, and I could hear thelaughter of people behind me how pathetic I am... the same shit happens when I try to talk to girls irl. There is a girl who I meet on the bus daily basis when I come home from work... every day keep looking at her angelic face...one day almost talked to her... then again bailed at the lest second... a friend of mine asked me this "Is it hard to be you?" I couldn't answer that question ... but the truth is it is not...just extremly lonely...
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>>677253961
Stay happy bro you're living the dream, you're basically a Buddhist
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>>677244394
You're not a wonderful guy and that is why you don't have a girlf
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>>677256558
yeah i thaught about that to. But we'll see.
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>>677257013
Women always act like they have a lot in common with you at first. That's how they get you on the hook. Later on.. once they know they've got you, they'll tell you those things are stupid and will try to change you.
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>>677244394
Alright /b/ here's complete honesty.

Apparently I am "Too nice" of a guy. I suppose being there for you through your issues, caring for you, willing to break out someone's teeth if they harm you, loving them for who they are as a person and not treating them as a sexual object just isn't something people this day and age want. First Girlfriend I had left me because I wasn't an abusive twat, second one cheated on me since day one with someone else (We both broke up with her on the same day, turned her friends against her for being a cunt and last we heard she had either attempted or commited suicide), third left me for some soldier,t hen immediately cheated on said soldier while he was away, and the fourth and final one was an emotional leech that latched onto me in her moment of weakness and I ended up dumping her (The only relationship I got to dump someone) because she was trying to change who I was in a way I didn't want it.

To be honest, there is one more individual I love recently, but it seems as though she too may prove just to be nothing in the end. I have been there for her for well over three years, we've been close friends, there for each other, and even admitted feelings for one another after the third year. Then she goes out for some pool with a co-worker, inform her that I trust her, and three hours later get told she allowed the grabby bastard to kiss her and she enjoyed it (grabby: He kept saying her ass was nice, getting touchy, ect). Literally, so far, the only one who hasn't actually hurt me was an older woman who had an open relationship with her husband that has been there for me when I finally got emotionally weak after years of harm.

To be honest /b/ I don't have a girlfriend because girls these days are just that: Girls. I need a woman who can be faithful and willing to at least have some shared interests and an intellect, personality, and creativity that can keep me stimulated. I guess I ask too much.
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>>677257028
Keep holding onto your dreams, they are much sweeter than reality, anon, I don't know you but this angle face gril will likely reject you and youll wish you kept you and her a fantasy, but that's just my opinion
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>>677257028
You're probably not afraid of defeat but afraid of commitment. You should really try to finish that book or comic. Fuck what other people think of it, i'm sure it will be fine & no one is forcing you to show it to them.

Also, talk to her! What harm will come? She'll either want to get to know you better (+1) or she'll ignore you, and it won't matter. Either way it will look good for you!
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tbh tbh tbh
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>>677257405
Additional note for context: She has known this Coworker for less than a year...SO yeah.
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>>677257405
Problem is that you can only get that from an older used-up woman who no guy wants anymore. When woman get all used up, have multiple kids from different guys and lose their looks, that's when they look for some sap to settle down with. Who wants a used up woman who will run into guys she fucked every time you go out?
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>>677257295
commitment is what people mix up with being in love.
Commitment is what you get after you bought a house togheter and have kids and one you two gets cancer or loses his leg. And the partner stays. Thats commitment.

Love is a strong drug faggot. Stay away from it. Use people for your own happyness.
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>>677257405
let me guess , she has to love fedoras.
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>>677256727
oh boy when she's gonna fuck another dude. I can tell you're gonna be an hero.
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