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Convince me to dump my nudes /b/

Protip: you can't
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This is not how timestamping works you faglord
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>>677225668
timestamp or fuck off
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>>677225668
>Protip: you can't
case closed then.
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>>677226943
Give us your nudes, femanon. Stop having them be closed.
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>>677225668
>>677226943
I don't want to see your penis anyways...
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We'll track your ip if you dont
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>>677225668

Why would you even egg us on to try if you don't want to?
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>>677228000
Check'd. Cmon, op, trips for nudes is not a bad deal
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>>677225668
dump them because you didn't come on here to not dump them

plus i want to see what you look like naked
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>>677225668
Trust me, this'll make you wet enough to post them.
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>>677228000
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OP is the attention whoreyest whore to ever whore for attention. You either came here to post nudes or you didn't faggot.
>2/10 got me to reply cause you're a faggot
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>>677225668
ur v cute
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You fags are shit at convincing a girl for nudes.
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>>677228572
well you said you won't post them so
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Post nudes and get a chance at being the new queen of /b/.
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>>677228711
Checked
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>>677228711
dubs mean post them
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>>677226943
Give us calcium
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>>677225668
You want to dump your nudes. *wave hand*
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>>677228734
Bullshit mayne. I can't top Boxxy, Crispy, OR the god damn bunny.
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>>677228572
You're shit at pretending to be a girl
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If you wont post nudes will you at least fill out a survey for us
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maybe lols will convince you
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>>677228572
You know you want to. To know that a bunch of guys out there are jerking off to you and being their sole thought for a few moments!
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>>677225668
Protip: Your nudes aren't worth the effort
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>>677229054
You got me a smile, but no kek

At least this anon is pulling tactics out
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>>677229013
This
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>>677225668
No thanks.
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>>677229142
Im beatin it right now!

some nude would help.
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>>677228572
well its hard to type all this with my left hand
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If you didn't want to post them, why are you here in the first place? I'd take you out to an Italian restaurant, get us a fine bottle of wine, then take you back home and lick you in all the right places to see your delicious body.
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>>677228323
That's not a
knife THIS is a Knife
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>>677228572
Where the hell does one get a pillow with so much Michael Rosen?
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>>677225668
Fag got quads check dump nigger Seacrest out
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>>677225668
Post someone else's nudes. Idc.
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If no nudes then why are we here?
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>>677228000
This dude got trips, need I say more?
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>>677225668
Convince you? pffft. We have endless nudes and threads for that shit 24/7 already. If you post, do so already so I can jackoff if not, fuck off.
Who the fuck even timestamps in ms paint anyways?
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If you're ashamed of you're body and don't wanna show move along
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>>677229527
Custom order, thanks for asking anon.
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>>677225668
What if I ask nicely?
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>>677229924
theres plastic around your cat's neck
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>>677229924
NOICE!!
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>>677229924
youre kind of what i imagine tinkerbell to look like if she was human and teasing me with nudes
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>>677229924
Can we just see you in a bra? Or see your legs? Your skin looks nice, I just want some skin

>pls
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Can I see the soles of your feet in socks T-T
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>>677229738
It's not about the nudes, it's about the game anon. You're losing. Trying winning for once beta fag.
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>>677225668
tits or gtfo
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>>677230222
Will quads do the trick?
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hey OP. just wanted to let you know that i respect your autonomy, its your choice whether to post nudes because its your body. if you do decide to post them, it doesnt make you any less of a person, being a slut is awesome, youre an empowered human being who's not ashamed of your body. its 2016 and you can do what you want. if you dont post them, it doesnt mean you should be ashamed either, wanting to have privacy and boundaries and deciding who you trust enough to have inside those boundaries is important too. so i dont know why you came to /b/ tonight but i dont want you to leave here feeling like, well, that place is full of a bunch of misogynist pricks who will never know what women are really like because they will spend their lives at odds with them. the truth is there are good people even in the darkest places, and bad ones in your favorite places too. just gotta know what to look out for. anyway hope you're having fun, carry on being a beautiful and provocative young woman who doesnt take shit from nobody :) good night!
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>>677229924
reallygood
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>>677230316
Except that's trips fucking new fag
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OP show us your nudes. We just wanna fap to you. Isn't that something? Random guys taking pleasure in seeing your body. It ain't even creepy.
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>>677230333
this trip deserves a private camshow OP
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>>677230333
Now she's NEVER going to post them, faggot
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>>677230222
wow she got game
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>>677230333
That totally should become a copypasta
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fuck you. post tits or fuck off. no fat chicks.
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>>677225668
POST THEM NUDEs GIRLS, ALL I WANNA DO IS STROKE MY 3 INCH DICK TO YOUR TITS GIRL.
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>>677230222
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pHo1LfZ5rwk

nice trips btw
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>>677225668
Do it, nigger
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How about you don't send nudes (reverse psychology always works)
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>>677230333
Got it right. If you're gonna post nudes, it's because you want to, and if you don't, it's because you don't want to. Simple as that.
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>>677230222

Honestly it is about the nudes to a lot of people. How old are you? You look like a titless 13 year old, if you are that would be why you think the 'game' is so important.
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>>677229924
heres some titties for ya!
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>>677230583
Oh.
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>>677230222
A game? Im perfectly content in playing a game with irl bitches but, your some cunt over the internet. I dont care about your nudes unless you post them in which case I will jack off to them and if youre hotter than you look I will put in a second session, I work like that.
BTW, you better be not be a trap.
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>>677225668
You wouldn't be here if you didn't want to post them
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>>677225668
This poem ia going to make yur self wet
Roses are red
my dik is hard
And yur a cutie
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I'll post mine
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>>677230674
>guys who fight with no honor like snipers
fucking kek
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You will post it cause you really want to show your femal dick trap
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>>677227711
>>677228000
>>677228711
>>677229244
>>677230333
>>677230399

Get threads are too fucking easy, but OP is still checkin um
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Show me dem titties you cumslut. Is this how it's done guis??
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>>677225668
Even if you don't show tits, I can jack off to that hot face. That being said, nudes would make it easier. So would you post them, pretty please with a cherry on top?

If politeness isn't enough, will Spongebob convince you?
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REKT AND GORE WILL GET THE DELIVER GUYS
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>>677225668
I'll pay you money for them bc i'm rich.

but only if you send them to me. i'm not sharing w the rest of you losers

also you gotta take new ones for me
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>>677228572
Noice pillow
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>>677231090

This is a man baby.

Consider the evidence.

> Absolutely no breast tissue.
> long fingers (man hands)
> No make up or nail varnish
> manly clothes.
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>>677231090
gibbie n00dz pl0x femanon
i have never known what love is but you are the most beautiful I have seen of all woman ever if You want to send to my private Email I will post it but only if you say so. If willing please make pic of you holding up 6 fingers and say you will do so. I will nver share thye will be all mine and our secret alone.
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>>677230674
If I had a dollar for every time I stumble upon some Sonic OC that's stupidly powerful and indestructible...
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Hey op, I'm a musician, I pay several instruments and frontman in a band, I own and operate a recording studio, and I ride a sweet kawi zx6r. Chicks dig that shit.

Show me your tits, Bitch. Maybe I'll make you famous.
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kkk
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kkklm
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>>677231358
Christ what a fucking beta faggot
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simpel tits and timestamp maybe we will try to earn nudes then.
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I'll hack you
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Someone post a dick, easy pickins
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>>677230333
hey, you should go to /r/niceguys, you'll have fun
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>>677231339
>>677231071
>>677229013
>>677227861

Even if I was a trap 90% of /b/ loves that shit, so why are you complaining?
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B!!!!! I WILL SAVE YOU FROM THIS FAGGOT OP!!!!!!! BETTER THAN NOTHING MEEEEEEN!!!!!!!!! I DID MY BEST!!!!!!!!HOPE IT HELPS!
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>>677231962
I think she's so hot even if she was a guy I'd fuck it from the back in the asshole
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>>677231984
came
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>>677231984
Thanks op t'is was a good fap
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>>677231962
Pls
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You look like a boy anyway so I'll pass. Suffocate yourself with that pillow OP
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>>677231962
you are friggin' cute, OP. thanks for posting here.
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shit ill dump some of my ex's nudes if you guys can get dubs
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Please?
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>>677232213
Kek
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>>677232246

Jokes on you anon, asphyxiation is my fetish.
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>>677225668
>>677231090

Longhorn? I'm an aggie
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>>677232459
goodamn it why are you so cute. I would pin you down and fuck you in a second... if I was single
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>>677232459
You cheeky prick

That's actually pretty funny

Keep going... It's fucking glorious
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>>677232459
i love wrapping my hands around a small neck while pulling you back on my cock as hard as I can.
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>>677232639
Yeah you wouldn't want your waifu pillow getting jelly
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>>677232459
Jokes on you, being a creep is my fetish
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>>677232459
It has been around one hour since this thread was posted, pretty much everyone's going to leave soon enough, boners satisfied, no need for anything more.

Sluts don't know how to satisfy men.
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Please post nudes you're beautiful
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>>677232459

I've never met a girl who didn't like a bit of choking, even just light choking.

Girls love to be dominated, it's primal and instinctual.

That said, if you aren't gonna post nudes, what kinda stuff are you in to sexually? might as well make this thread interesting whilst newfags are begging with their dicks in their hands.
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>>677232829
Seconded
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>>677232790
ya i was waiting but then i just jerked off and now im going to smoke a cig

dissapointed tho
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>>677232759
not wife, gf.. I just notice the ut pillow and shit.. dude! whats your major? I'm in the engineering department
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Do you like rocks
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>>677232759
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>>677231962
Because only the real actual homosexual faggots like that shit. I want to fap furiously to your pussy not "feminine" dick. So, if youre a trap dont post and stop teasing us.
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>>677225668
Please?
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>>677231090
You pointed the wrong way you fucking faggot
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>>677232213
kek show us the money
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Anons,
She knows the rules but does not follow them. Stop giving her what she wants. You is going to bait you Bata faggots then leave without posting tits.
/this thread
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>>677230679
spoken like a true cuck. kys
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>>677232459
Will post dick for tits.
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>>677232953

Triple major fag over here

Astronomy, physics, and aerospace
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I'll just leave this here...
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op since your covers have ut on them i live in texas ill come fuck you and take pics for the guys my dick is made for this.
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>>677232459
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>>677232459
let's face it, you were never going to show nudes were you OP, you came here to tease us and make us suffer. The true gift was inside us all along.
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>>677233302
Bs.
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>>677225668
I'm not even here for the nudes, anymore. It's partly to see OP's being a savage, partly to see how desperate people are, and partly to look back at OP's cute face
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Wait, thread is still alive? I just looked at a few posts to see if she would dump, knowing she wouldn't because newfags with their cocks out. Really, it's still up? I just watched some porn and came back to here to see what happened. Looks like people are actually this big of faggots after all...

(hey guys, just so you know, she's not going to post pictures. might want to just go watch some fucking porn)
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>>677233123
kek
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Cause I'm so sad that I did not have a boner since a week, my dick is dying
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>>677233491
Neckbeard as fuck with that comment
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>>677233246
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When I asked to see your sosocks I didn't mean a sock monkey. womt show feet, won't show tits or ass. cmocmon now
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>>677232374
OC and no one is interested? Oh well.
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>>677233650
for the bitcoin u say intersetting
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>>677225668
Oh my God you are such a tease, just doo it op please it's killing me
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The real question is why do you feel the need to play this game with /b/ people here are terrible why would you want this for yourself, i m asking an honest question
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>>677233650
Holy shit! It's the black latex suit guy who made us think he was a woman!

So, how's it been since about a month ago?
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>>677233416
>>677233249

Okay, okay. First person to make me kek gets the bread a panstu shot
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>>677233622
You were one of the newfags with your dick in your hand, weren't you?
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>>677233302
so you are shooting for like nasa or some shit? nice, but triple major? fuck I mean.. I can barely juggle my math physics and chem
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>>677233123
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This is my thread now
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>>677233734
ive been lurking it m8 thank you for contribootin!
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>>677231744
Like its that easy. Stop selling wolf tickeys neck-beard. if you had the capabilities youd just do it instead of threatening.
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>>677233322
thanks Ms. Chan
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i want ur butt
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>>677233944
checked

dogs are always in the push-up position
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>>677233734
>>677232374
Do want. :)
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>>677233848
nigga what youve got the wrong person
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This is bullshit you just want attention
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Ylyl
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>>677233944
Here's a major kek. I'd be at UT if I had applied earlier. Mech eng and elen was full by Nov and I didn't want to start in another program. So now I'm an aggie.
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>>677233944
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>>677234133
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>>677234133
glub glub Mr Whiskers whispers
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ALLAHU AKBAR
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