Being proud to be American means you're proud of supporting a murderous government and surrendering your freedoms.

You're a sheep.

we have literally the best porn

>>677223980
I love being American because it means I'm terrified of anyone different from me. It means I carry a gun because I'm a coward that is afraid of everyone else in the world. It means I'm probably obese and eat more corn products than anywhere else in the world. It means living in the only first world nation that still doesn't have national, universal healthcare. It means living in a nation that imprisons more people per capita than even China.

PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN

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Having a nigger as a president of a majority white country for 8 years and he didn't get lynched.

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>>677224200
Sand nigger located

>>677224656
Neckbeard fedora detected.

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>>677224272
Post your favorite faggot

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That a socialist Jew is leading in the polls to be president

>>677224656
Flag-waving cuck detected. I'm a white CIS male American. I'm just not an ignorant fucking cunt who enjoys his government murdering foreigners and then being retardedly surprised when they attack us. Good for them.

I'm thankful to murrica because I haven't seen my penis in 8 years because of my gut, if I were fat shamed maybe I would have lost weight but you all have to tolerate us fatties in public now so why bother

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>>677224949
Not on trumps watch

>>677225091
Do you have proof you are in the CIS?

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>>677223980

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jc_yQLuVnTY

>>677225185
Trump is about to have his chances taken away by the RNC for being the republican't candidate, he broke his pledge and those guys don't take that shit lightly, they might kill him

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>>677223980
Where a desu can desu desu with other desu.

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The fact that I don't live in a shithole where there are such a thing as child soldiers and famine. Can't say America is "the best" or anything, but I am so glad I live in a country where i'm well taken care of. They don't make the best decisions either, but we always endure and have left a lasting impact on the planet. Glad i'm from where i'm from.

>>677225091
>>677224200
>>677224526
Moral high-horse faggots

If you don't like it here why did you post in my thread?

>>677225639
Trump doesn't care what they think

I can have any porn I want at the tip of my fingers at any point I want

>>677226786
In Guatemala, you can have the tip of your fingers in a 12 year old girl.

>>677224200
>Implying there's such a thing as a good government
You don't know shit.

>>677227965
Don't worry.... libtards don't reply when they can't give answers

Donald J Trump makes me proud to be American

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My life would not be the same without it

Come on 'mericans, I'm writing a mini novel about mericans (from a canadian perspective), I want genuine answers. Doesn't matter if you're a fag from the right or from the left, from the north or from the south, if you're a nigger, or a sand nigger, or a white dude,or a mexican, just tell Op why you are a proud american, pls :)

>>677228232
Lib-tard is such a perfect name because it rhymes EXACTLY with the word liberal. Only a true patriot would be smart enough to come up with that one.

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>>677223980
I watch Arnold movies eat double bacon cheeseburgers and anytime I want I can shit on a holy book of my choice

>>677229157
I was born here?

>>677229157
>implying Canadians matter

>>677229290
This guy gets it

>>677229290
Kek

>>677229417
pretty sure you and i, as individials matter equally

>>677223980
OP is not American. You can go on with your life in the rest of the world instead of dedicating your night to trying to insult Americans. Your fascination with us is pathetic enough; the ability of anyone who posts something like this to command your attention and time is just sad.

>>677229752
so then by your standards you should equally respect my nationalism

Go fuck a moose

>>677223980
>Being proud of a shit-tier country
kys

>>677229876
Lol OP IS American straight outta V.... Doesn't get much more American than that faggot...
i love it here... I love my money, my tech, my vidya, my cheeseburgers and my guns

>>677230728
VA*

>>677223980
Brainwash and propaganda.

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>>677230615

Whose bootprint is this?

>>677231047
Russians went to space first.
Prove the moonlanding isnt fake, have you been?>>677231047

>>677230615
>being mad you're from Africa

shooting people and get shot by them

>>677223980

I can shit in a corpses mouth while I eat and ice cream cone, wash my hands in my own urine, and then smear honey all over myself, and not do any jail time. I wubs muh freedums.

>>677231131
> Prove the moonlanding isnt fake

I don't think you understand how this works. You made the claim that the moon landing was a hoax, you prove it. Nobody needs to prove that your claim is false if you can't prove it.

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>>677231131

>Bragging about second farthest

>>677230846
Again, that's literally every government.

>>677231465
Shitting in a corpses mouth is actually an offense. You can't desecrate graves or dead people, anon.

>>677231730
Can't tell if that's a British flag or an Australian rip off... Y'all should get more creative

>>677231730
Ah, Americas baby picture! I still have respect for my over sea comrades, yall are the only people worth working with anyway. Fuck these sand niggers.

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>>677223980
>what makes you proud to be an American

the fact that we spend over half a trillion dollars a year in "national defense," and yet some schmuck in a SUV can drive onto a navy base and take out a $60 million navy jet.

>>677231690
It literally does go both ways. I didnt claim it was a hoax, all i said was prove it.

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God bless murica

>>677231798
Yeah bragging about something that may not even be true.

>>677224526
People that bitch about America but won't leave it.

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>>677223980

America sucks, but the rest of the world sucks even more.

USA USA USA

>>677232296
Shed look better with no tits at all

>>677231939

Buh but, what about my rights? God damn it, millions of aborted fetuses died so we could listen to Sarah Palin and jack off while reading the Quran. Fuck, Im moving to France!

>>677232351
This so much

>>677232123
Cheers anon, hopefully your politics sorts itself out, meanwhile we're stuck with Pig Fucker.

>>677231809
True that, and thats what technically makes me proud, like its even a choice.

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>beauty pageants that glorify pedophilia

>>677232338
Because its more difficult to leave your own country, moron.

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>>677232448
Stupid cunt.

>>677225091
>>677224200
>>677224526

le narwhal bacons at midnight :))))))

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>You will never have a constitution with great amendments like 1 and 2

>>677232827
That are slowely being stripped from us.

>>677233022
>le funny injured soldier lololol xDDDD

>>677232674
Foolish mortal.

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American history; Henry Ford literally shaped the development of an entire century

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>>677233017
Not for long.

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Policing the world

>>677233353
He was also awarded a golden eagle by the Nazis

>>677234547
Fuarrr he got an award from the most successful civilisation in history? That's pretty cool.

>>677234857
Look it up... Hitler loved ford; ford was also antisimetic

>>677233353
American history; slavery