I have never smoked Crack.

I hate KFC

i know my father

My name

Penis size doesn't matter

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>>677186091
here is my knee, it almost got torn off in a motorcycle accident

I have a goid relationship with my dad.

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I don't hang from a tree

I Try To Self Improve Everyday

I have a respectable job with a dress code that I adhere to.

my wife fucks me

My name says it all fam

>>677186091
I have Job
I know who my Father is
My Parents were Married when I was conceived and are still Married
When I walk down the street - people don't fear for their lives

I can't dance.

I don't really like KFC all that much.

>>677186675
>Pedro
>White

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>>677187067

>first photo when googling that name

Nigger Alert Nigger Alert

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Just look at my name nigger.

My car isnt 100% of my networth

>>677186091
Although I was born in a time of freedom, liberties, less discrimination, segregation or stereotyping I am still blamed for enslaving someone like a hundred years before I was even born.

I can't jump

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>>677186952
Nigger

I'm felony free

I eat mayonaise

I legitimately dindu nuffin'

>>677186091
John Smith get

>>677186091
My name is Dindus Nafin

My criminal record is spotless

I have an average sized dick

I enjoy wearing khakis

I only have 1 child and am still with my child's mother

>>677186091
I eat my food at a dinner table

>>677187469
you're not kidding, every time racism comes up and some nigger starts with the slavery issue i just want to say, you lost because you were never a slave and i never owned any slaves, it all happened long before either one of us was ever born, it just shows how fucking lame their argument is, heck they can go to college free if they got the brains to get the grades, affirmative action will shoehorn them in to a good job if they can pass the security clearance, but most are too stupid with a rap sheet to get any of that

>>677186091
I finished school

i'm gay

people can see me in darkness

I am Herrenrasse

>>677186091
Fuck you, ese

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I have a moderately young wife who looks like a grandma

I masturbate to Billy Mays old commercials and I vape

I care about my credit score

Check my name. Proof enough!

my dick is incredibly inferior to them black folk

I enjoy watching sport but not playing them.

>>677186091
I'm not a crack addict
My criminal record is clean
I haven't abandoned my child
I don't deal drugs
I speak like a normal person
I don't have fantasies of blowing myself up
My IQ isn't equal to that of a horse
I don't whine about the Oscars 24/7
I don't live in a shed, and spend all my money on drugs and guns
I don't own a Ford Fiesta I've overly upgraded
I don't live in Detroit
I'm not a plague to society

>>677188234
shut up you cuck faggot.

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>>677186091
I don't smell like shit or have a huge lower lip, and Bitches love my looks with out looking at my above average nut-sack and cock.

>>677187939
Or when super rich and famous Kayne West, or Snoop Dog complain how difficult their lives are or how they can't make money like the "white man".

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>>677187469
>>677187939

Check this shit out.

I can swim

I've been helped by a cop

>>677186091
I have never called anyone 'nigga'

My every second word is not 'nigga'

I don't end my sentences with the word 'nigga'

I say the word 'nigga' correctly 'nigger'

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I can afford one of these to ensure my anus is spic and span

>>677186091
I drive a Subaru.

I am white

>>677186091
Look at my name, do it sound like a nigger name to you?

How can i not be white with a name like this?

>>677188654
Nice!

>>677186091
i have a mental disorder

I've never been to prison

>>677188763
Nigger detected!!!!!

Here, check my name

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>>677188763
Back to India.

i build drones and fly them with first person goggles

I just got pulled over for speeding. Didnt get searched, let off with a warning.

>>677186091
I know the difference between a psychologist and a psychiatrist

i play tennis

>>677188375
Someone's butthurt

Just check the name

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>>677187939
Every time a woman or anyone who is "yellow, Brown, black" talk about "white people" I feel like I'm being forced to feel guilty for being born a sex I didn't choose and a "race" I didn't choose, or for the actions of other people who are not me.

From now on "I'm blue...... dabade dabadie

>>677186091
My dog has a last name.

>>677189348
Just sayin I fuckin nailed that

I am responsible for my own actions

People in the car next to me can't hear my music

>>677187651
kek

I just ate kraut flecken

>>677188291
Your name looks like beaner to me

I only fuck black women, so they know how it feels to have my master race seed inside of them.

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The whuite man

>>677189918
Spics > Niggers, any day of the week

I seem to attract a lot of Asian girls

Just look at my name

>>677189922
shut up u stupid ass mudslime

Got offered a job just by making a general inquiry at a business, no resumé required.

I have no friends

>>677186091
Look at this name

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>>677186091
as white as jesus

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I have a tiny penis

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I have a 401k

I only put lotion on my dick

Check my name.

I'm raising my child from birth

what the fuck

>>677186091
kkk

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>>677186091
I work at Wal Mart and watch anime.

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>>677186091
Prove i'm white?
White layout.

>>677186091
I talk to my dad about sports and my mom about work

>>677192917
nigger

>>677186091
I have a job and pay taxes and the kicker I don't blame the man for holding me down

>>677188427
And the US is not on there
Point=invalid

huh

>>677186091
I know the names of all my children.

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>>677187333
The fact that you know what net worth is proves that you're white. Fuck you though.

Beachfront apartment and attended university. Also australian, no niggers here.

i have skin cancer

my name

If I ever miss when high fiving a friend I always try again until we get it right.

>>677186091
I have a job and take care of my children

My father sits with the family during dinner.

im albine

>>677194046
tits or gtfo

Hello, my name is Joel

I hate it when niggers in the city speak slang I can't fucking understand

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>>677186091
sometimes i like to dress up as Goliath
not everybody thinks that its cool, but i finally met a girl who thinks im a 10/10 would bang like bam in my Goliath suit.
she'd come over sometimes while her boyfriend was away after school.

once the door would close she'd almost instantly get naked. most times she'd put on her favorite song and start sucking. then she would cry. her tears and makeup would drip down her face onto my dick. its surprising how cold tears are. eventually i finally asked her what was wrong. in between licks she told me that her favorite song was also her bfs favorite song. so even though she loved hearing it and it totally got her pussy wet, it also made her think about the fact that she was cheating on her boyfriend. i dont think i ever came harder down somebodies throat then right after she told me that. she was beautiful. we dont hang out anymore. wanna get lunch?


this was the song:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QSPe8dIJEtw

I fuck my relatives

>>677186091
Just take a look at my name. It's obvious.

>>677186091
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zH2FfGFcp-I

My name

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O M E G L E
Textchat !
Add b666b in your interests
Come and chat with your /b/ros faggot !

>>677186973
>goid
Jew detected

why does everyone else have a name and i come up anonymous?

>>677195304
>>677195413

Ha, nice try.

>>677195304
Nice try, ya gook

My skin is white but I'm Arab American

>>677186091
I never had any chemicals on my hair besides shampoo and conditioner.

>>677186091
i blames the jews for not have a good job

not my work ethic

cock

>>677186091
I don't like watermelon

>>677186091
Um... niggers!.. .

I own a bike.

>>677186091

I can read this

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I choose to obey the law and I know how to cross the street properly and use my turn signal.

>>677196370
test

what is this faggotry

>>677195897
I'd blame your english skils first, bub

>>677186091
Thanks Joe Smyth

>>677186091
I think Prius is a car. Unironically.

After my fencing lesson my dad bought me a bike and we enjoyed a meal at panera bread restaurant before going on a drive in his porsche.

I had to do a presentation for uni but was out of white dress shirts so I stopped on my way to school at a store to buy one.

I got my dick wet and it didn't involve mace.

>>677186091
i dont rob and shoot random people or eat

>>677188569
wouldnt the dirty areas pass right back thru your ass defeating the purpose?

I lynch niggers on the daily

If I get dubs it proves I am white

i dont chew loud

>>677197615
fuck off nigger

>>677186091

Im Jewish and Jews are white

I have a job I pay my taxes I take care of my children, I checked my privilege, and it came with paying a lot of money over the years for welfare for everyone but me when I lost my job.....I applied for unemployment and was told I'm white and can work and the black fuck down the street has been collecting unemployment benefits for two years........nigger

>>677197702
Fuckin' loopholes

Not a nigger

i dont fuck kfc

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>>677197486
>lynch niggers
>Skinner

>>677197791
i can assume you're a drug addict then
kek

I have a 6 inch penis.

>>677186091
i dont need to prove that im white i only need to prove that i aint black

I have nothing funny to say

Arabs are superior.

i know my dad

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I keep this picture on my phone.

my parents got divorced when i left for college

My dad is in jail for meth not crack.

>>677198254
arabs and white are pretty similar actually.

>>677192917
>>677197483
You wait till your poopy ass has dried, then and only then do you pedal like a maniac. It's the future you fag

I like expensive sandwich shops
I support Trump
The only rap I like is Eminem.
Being white is boring

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>>677198309
>Bruce Greene
Hi Bruce

>>677188606
kek

>>677186091
I'm not currently in jail

I always got told to check my privileges despite having administrator rights.

>>677190441
looked

>>677187175
>I have Job
>white
Chink detected

>>677186091
I got a dui and actually admitted I was in the wrong did my community service and probation now I'm moving on with life

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I always whine and bitch about other people whining and bitching

HAHAHAHA SO FUNNY

>>677199456
Bro, do you even sudo?

My children have names that don't end in -isha or -quan.

1 + 1 = 2

I currently have a sunburn from processing too much vitamin D.

I can poo in loo.

police didn't shoot me

I know how to control myself in public and keep an average voice volume

I work for a living

People move to where I live and then bitch about my being there while not conforming to my way of life.

I can't dance.

>>677198381

I'm hard for you, Crystal.

I can spell the word rhinoceros. Only white people can spell the word rhinoceros.

I know that OP posted a picture of Joseph Smith. Mostly, I know who Joseph Smith is.

>>677186091
I change the batteries in my smoke detector.

Seriously though. Go to xvideos search 'thot' and see how many videos you find with smoke alarm chirps in the background. It's quite hilarious.

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>>677202372
Somehow I believe you.

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>>677186091
I know who my father is, I fathered my own child, I have a stable job and am an upstanding member of my community and carry to protect myself and those around me. Proof enough?

my name

>>677203397
kek

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>>677203283
>Cohen

Jews aren't White.

>>677186091
my name is Tony

Can ride motorcycle without license plate. So nice being white and free.

>>677203450
>Irene Shannon
Show tits whore. I'm Irish and German.

My house is worth more than my car.

lmao
>>677203695

Holden Caulfield.

I've been pulled over three times and never received more than a verbal warning.

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>>677203555
Sorry I'm afraid you might be a nigger.

>>677186091
I'm using 4chan, what more can I say?

>>677186091
Nigger
/thread

i have 2 parents

>>677186091
I can consume alcohol without stabbing, shooting, beating, or otherwise being a fucking nuisance.

shit nigger

I called my other white friend a nigger when he didn't tell me the truth pertaining as too why he had to charge me $70 for a quarter. If he had just said it was because they were short on the rent at their place and not "I've always sold 10 a gram no breaks" after I'd been buying $100 halfs for the past three years he would still have those fucked up front teeth from the last time he pulled that shit. fucking nigger.

I'm able to be pulled over and say the words "thanks for the warning, Officer" with no issue.