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Most russian name gets 5 bottles of vodka
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>>677181735
For the motherland!
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John Smith, fuck you commies. AMERICA!!!!
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Not one step back
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Dmitriy Ivanovic
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Stalin
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>>677182008
shh tyrone.
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St
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How to Russians live?
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RA! RA! RASPUTIN!!!!
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I have arrived
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Striving for Vlad.
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>>677181735
Give here
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Vladimir get
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>>677182008
>whitehead


You'll always be a nigger
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I'll roll
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Nikolai Volkoff GET.
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What is nonsense about only 5 bottle? I will show you what 5 bottle from barman get: Kalashnikov
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I've yet to see a vaguely russian name tbh.
They're typically white american (check this)
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Vasily Zaytsev
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дерьмо головы
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>>677181735
Ivan ivanovich ivanovichki
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>>677183190
Nice roll faggot
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>>677181735
i drimk all vodka
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>>677183292
Best so far
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guess we need a dimitri in here tbqh.
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>>677182372
Lover of the russian queen
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>>677183292
>>677183304
>>677183366
>>677183369

It's over lads
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>>677181735
this
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sergay niggarin
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>>677181735
i win for mootther rudssoia
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>>677183532
>Rollins
>Rollin
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roll for Богдан Богданович
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reporting in comrades

email first, fourth and last number is tj1
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>>677181735
alcoholic roll
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>>677181735

Definitely Katyusha

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vHO6rTgG_W0
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>>677181735
Dmitri Vassiltchenkov
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>>677183966
reroll, what the everliving fuck
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Cyka blyat
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rolling for vladmir
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>>677184104
one more time
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>>677181735
Rolling
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>>677181735
rawl
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how are the names decided?
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my name is boris
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Henryk Azymob
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rollerino
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Dzhokhar Tsarnaev
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hello artyom
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>>677184580
by blood, the mods have black people in the poorer countries in africa fighting to death over it. Like dogfights but with monkeys instead.

My name is borins
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Vladimir Dimitri
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I can taste it already
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rollin for Ivan
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Cyka
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>>677184830
This fucking guy
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>>677184815
sounds legit, sherman.
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>>677181735
huehue zuck my deek comrade
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rolling for Boris Nerdhead

I AM INVINCIBLE!
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>>677184580
from the number of k and y letters
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>>677181735
my german blood demands the voodka
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Ivan get
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>>677184994
Vladimir seen it with his own eyes.
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how do i april fools
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the vodka will be mine, comrads!
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rolling was hispanic last post
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A true russian never gives up
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This name is quite classy.
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voodka*
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>>677183532
>autists
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Igor Vladivostok
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>>677185685
mmmmmmmmmm
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I need it
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Ivan Ivano Ivanovich get
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Jesus
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>>677185934
demitri get
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Rolan
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Yeah
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Vlad Vladimir get
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I got this guys
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and again
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anonymous
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>>677182115
OM FUCKING G! RANDY! HE EXISTS!
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Slutina Whorinova
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>>677186364
why only american and spic names?
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CYKA.
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>>677186457
Pedro Vasquez
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>>677182115
Fuck off
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Ivan get
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I can feel it
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>tfw no Demitri
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can't stop won't stop
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Святослав Святослаович Горбочовскый
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soon
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>>677181735
Ivan or Dimitry get
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rolling for russia
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in russia, vodka drink you
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>>677183190
nice alias Fidel Castro
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Rush B
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Roll for not white or spanic
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>>677187609
this
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>>677187609

Dammit. French.
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>>677181735
Gunnery General Vodkov kalashkovich Verashnovikovicnsky
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pls
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Demitri Grinchuk
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My name is
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k
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que es mi nombe
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>>677188044
slim shady
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Kevin Gates
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What's going on with the names?
Are they back :D
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Let's go bowling cousin
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rolling for vladimir
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cyka blyat
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Demitri roll
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Boris Mikolov Rasputin reporting for free vodka
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>>677182008
Keep it down Tyrone
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Nico
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Ohayo
Russia desuu~~
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>>677188614
Last roll
[email protected]
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Rollin!
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Motherland?
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>>677182115
FUCK OFF RANDY
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ayyyyeeeeee
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>>677188999
Wow that's white
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Vodkabiv Vodlik
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>>677182115
frigg off randy
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hello
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Is the game over?
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give me vodka
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>>677182115
Fuck off randy.
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Artyom
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>>677189231
not yet comrade
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My grandfather's name was Александр Владимирович Смирнов which is Alexander Vladimirovich Smirnov for those plebs that can't read cyrilic. Do bad it's my grandfather on my mother's side so I didn't get the last name
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>>677182115
fuck off
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ok
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>>677181735
Mikael Slivonskú
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waldo
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>>677182115
frigg off
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cheers
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>>677189277
Kek
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>>677189485
>Anonymous
>>677189495
>>677189503
>>677189544
>>677189574
Its ended

"no"
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Svedka Mish
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valhala
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My name is Boris Borisovsky Borisovich
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I got this
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>>677181735
Ivan fuckchenko
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St Petersburg get
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>>677181735
Petor Rst3yamavyc, checking in Director.

5 bottle, comrade? That only 2 day ration. Maybe glorious state would like to dig it's own beets.
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Natalia Romanofsky
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Vladimir Vladimirivich Vladivinski.
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>>677181735
mine man
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Vladimir
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>>677182115
fucking randy.. fuck you
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Cyka blyat
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Bernie Sanders
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test
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kanye west get
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>>677181735
im squatting just waiting for my vodka
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>>677189775

Kristoph for short...??
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>>677181735
Say my name, say my name
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как дела
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:stopmusic:
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John Peterson
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>>677189153
tpb
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>>677181735
Sergej Vladimir Vassiltchenkov
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It is time comrades.
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vodka get
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>>677190626
Porn name champ of this thread
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>>677181735
benito milhouse mussolini
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stalin get
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geet
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I'm probably going to get a name like Stephanie, Lisa, or Heather.
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abandon all hope
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>>677190491
Elsie Franco
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>>677181735
Get out of my way
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>>677190917
No vodka for you, chink.
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Privet, comrades
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>>677190891
close enough
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Dis vodka I need for to chase with peeckles
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>>677190715
Tequila for you, wetback
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>>677190038
Ooooh, close.
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Vodka Vodkamoff
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>>677181735
I'm Russian trust me
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most racist name ya got
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>>677191158
Alcoholics Anonymous for you, cracker
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>>677181735
Roll
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>>677181735
Ez
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I'll share my 5 bottles with you guys
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pz
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Olafur ftw
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>>677191429
Roy Wallace.... fucking shit, not even close
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Ok, I trolled some threads today but this shit is getting fucking annoying.
It's like Google bought 4chan, but didn't count on the niggers....
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>>677191536
winrar
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Cyka blyat!
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>>677183013
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>>677191685
scandanavian you cunt
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>>677191685
It's not Russian
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Is it me? I don't even like Vodka.
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>>677191536
Not bad winrar
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>>677191859
put that cup down, asshole
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>>677181735
Those boots are fuckin dank af
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>>677191789
>>677191823
There's Ingrids in russian you vapid twats
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>>677191986
the name generator is getting so overworked it's just abbreviating "white man" now
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>>677191980
NO!@!! THE ASSHOLE IS YOU@!!! YOU ARE THE ASSHOLE, ASSHOLE!!!!
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>>677192012

There're jamals in russia too, that doesn't make it a russian name
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hey guys
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>>677191536
give me my prize OP pls
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Half the comments on this thread are me, so I'm gonna go head and give up
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>>677192290
fuck off chink
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>>677192290
Name one. Name ONE Russian Jamal. Do it. Name ONE fucking Jamal that's from Russia.
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>>677192482
That's what I said 10 posts ago
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Ivan rutslovic
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Yes hello comrade it is me Ivan Ivanov
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>>677181735
i used to fuck a russian girl in my Goliath suit.
she'd come over sometimes while her boyfriend was away after school.

once the door would close she'd almost instantly get naked. most times she'd put on her favorite song and start sucking. then she would cry. her tears and makeup would drip down her face onto my dick. its surprising how cold tears are. eventually i finally asked her what was wrong. in between licks she told me that her favorite song was also her bfs favorite song. so even though she loved hearing it and it totally got her pussy wet, it also made her think about the fact that she was cheating on her boyfriend. i dont think i ever came harder down somebodies throat then right after she told me that. she was beautiful. we dont hang out anymore. wanna get lunch?


this was the song:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QSPe8dIJEtw
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wladimir get
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>>677182115
fuck OFFFFFFF
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>>677192701
I think you win
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>>677192393
>>677191536
Can we just admit that I'm the winner?
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>>677181735
John Vodka
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>>677192805
I'm way too drunk on vodka to read all that shit
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lets see
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>>677181735
Rolling for the motherland
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::stoptheme::
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>>677182115
fuck off randy
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>>677192899
dubs+winrar.
I'm the new president of Russia
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>>677183622
Are you a wizard?
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In Mother Russia, vodka drinks you
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>>677192805
It's surprising how bad this joke was
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potato vodla plox
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that would be me
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Me england
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Alaackbar
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>>677181735
its pretty obvious from pic related

vladimir vladimirowitsch putin
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>>677186552
BLAAAAT
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one more roll to assert my dominance
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Vladimir Rapsutin Stalin
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>>677193474
You're not a very smart person.
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>>677191536
WE HAVE A WINNAR
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>>677181735
rolloltroll
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>>677191536
winrar
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Ivan Ivanoski Ivanosky
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but you can call me "vlad" for short.. get
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karl marx
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>>677181735

Buff Slamkovich
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>>677194271
just call me Ivan
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>>677183734
И ти ли си от България? Станимир карамихайлов съм аз
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>>677191536
>>677181735I'll ta
aye OP, hmu [email protected]
I'll take my vodka whenever
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>>677181735
>>677195001
proof
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