ITT: we shitpost
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ITT: we shitpost
Whooooo weeeee a shitpost thread. Wow weee. I wonder if this thread is going to be any good. Whoooo weeeee.
MORE BANANAS
>>677181121
yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyessssssss.
>>677180397
Ayy lmaoo
>>677180505
Why did I lose to this..
>>677180257
guys please tell me that this new design is just a bad april fool?
>>677180257
so now you faggots need an excuse to shitpost?
3823 w macarth
>>677180397
Ayy lmao
Hnnnn
>>677180257
Mr poopiebutthole!
>>677182966
this is the only man I have ever truly feared in all my life, thankyou
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>>677180397
ayy lmao
gonna shit post just to shit post
come on you miscreants
>>677188695
This is racist
>>677180257
God damn you, /b/. I fucking hate you. I've been noticing how you've been fucking with my head, making me see memes everywhere, and now it cost me my job.
I used to work at a pizza joint called Papa Gino's, which is a chain here in New England. Today, two guys came in, and they were very obviously a couple. Never in my life have I seen people this blatantly gay. Now, I'll be the first to admit that I'm a bleeding heart liberal hippie treehugger commie bastard, and I'm even bisexual myself, but DAMN these two were gay. Everything was going fine, right up until I served them their food. Instead of the usual "enjoy your meal" bit that I usually say, /b/ seized control of my brain.
"There you are, guys. Enjoy your AIDS." As soon as that A passed my lips, alarm bells went nuts in my head. But it was too late. I didn't realize what I had just done until I had finished speaking. The two guys just stared at me in shock for a momment, and I went pale. I knew that my days of free pizza and all the Mountain Dew I could drink were over in that one instant.
The two dudes go DIPSHIT. My manager comes over, and there's screaming about hate crimes, bigotry, lawsuits, and one of them even stood up and threatened to beat the shit out of me. We got into a fight, and my manager got scared, and said youre moving with your aunte and uncle in bel-air.
I whistled for a cab, and when it came near, the license plate said "fresh" and there were dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare, but I thought "naw forget it, yo home to bel-air!"
I pulled up to the house about seven or eight and I yelled to the cabbie "yo homes smell ya later!" Looked at my kingdom, I was finally there. To settle my throne as the prince of bel-air.
Gawd i killed the tread...wat have i done???
I just wanna know my new name
>>677180397
Ayy lmao
>>677180397
ayy lmao
>>677190629
you must earn it first
