>>677177318
How does one achieve a lucid dream?

>>677177318
How high were you to think that your horse of a sister was rihanna?

>>677177548
>>677177674
Believe whatever you want mate, i'am not here to prove anything, just a regular AMA

>>677177318
Did you have intercourse with Rihanna?

>>677177736
First of all, not samefaggin', secondly since you're not here to prove shit, tell us your fun story.

>>677177736
are you, or have you ever been a person who has had intercourse with rihanna?

>>677177935
Yes, came in 3 minutes because i was so fucking thrilled.
>>677178073
Lemme write it w8
>>677178165
yes

>>677177318
Have you ever had intercourse with someone famous?

>>677177318

Are you enjoying your AIDS, or have you not yet accepted this inevitable result of your perversion?

>>677178228
was your penis inside of rihanna

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>>677177318
i'm listening

>>677177318
have you ever fucked a black chick

How tight was she OP

>>677177318
how feminine was her penis

>>677177318
Was the pussy tight?

>>677178437
Shush you, op's copying the story off of xnxx

>>677178540
It was not very feminine.

>be me
>23 yo 2014
>rihanna is in paris
>get VIP tickets with meet and greet
>in front of stage
>people have told me i'am handsome before long jawline broad shoulders, blue eyes blonde hair about 6'1
>she stares at me during break because i was so loud
>after the meet and greet a security guard asks me if i have a minute
>tells me rihanna wants to meet me again
>she asks me my name age etc we chat up
>i was kinda shy because i was so loud now being in front of her alone in a room made my dick diamonds
>asks me if i want to grab a drink later
cont?
>>677178607
>>677178437

I've had tighter, she moaned very loud too

>>677178907
How big is your dick?

>>677178907
totally not a private investigator, please go on.

>>677178228
>came in 3 minutes

did she get pissed and throw you out ?

>>677177318
Why you lyin'?

>>677178907
Proceed

>>677178907
Go on, tell us everything fucko

How was the punch did it hurt?

>>677178907
>say yes afcourze in my fucked up french accent
>she laughs and asks me to give my number to her assistant
>don't think she will call back
>spend the rest 3 hours finding weed because i felt abandoned and dissapointed
>almost get in a fight with some hoodrat arab because he wanted to sell me shit hash for 20e
>go to starbucks grab a cofee
>i get a message saying "Hello this is Amanda rihanna said you two had an appointment"
>dick is diamonds again
>send "Yes, Where should i go"?
cont
>>677179336
im not, i know no one will believe me.
>>677179186
18 cm when flacid, around 23 cm when hard

>>677179708
>Tells me to come in front of the four season hotel at the 16E in paris and to send her a message when i get there
>around 3am i get there, send the message and wait for around 15 mins
>amanda and some nigger secuirty guard tells me to follow them
>take me to rihannas door, tells me to knock whenever im ready
>they leave, i inhale and knock
>"Hello i'am Anon from your concert, she laughs, and says yes come in would you like a drink
>i say yes, she opens a champagne bottle.
cont??
is anyone reading?

Is she crazy, or mostly normal

ITT: faggots fapping to a made up a story about how he fucked a 7/10 celebrity. Look, I can do it too:

>be me
>be 25
>go to a Rihanna gig
>miraculously she is attracted to me despite the fact that I'm in the front row among hundreds of other people, it's dark and she's singing and dancing for nearly two hours
>meet her for literally 30 seconds because i spent 2000 euros on tickets like a fucking faggot
>she wants to suck my dick
>she asks to suck my dick
>i am a faggot so decline and suck off security guard
>le end

>>677177318
Did she smell off? I have always had a feeling that she would smell off.

Continue pls

how did it feel to fuck a nigger

nigger

>>677180597
Cmon fgt hurry up

>>677180904
i'd like to smell her feet

>>677177318
What's your favourite RPG?

>>677180883
Le end? Fuck, how faggoty can you get?

>>677180883
>we chat i ask her about her childhood, and how she got in the business
>she asks me if i have a girlfriend
>lie and tell no, my gf was on vacation in southern france at his grandad
>she turns on TV and asks about the french language tells me she adores it, i translate some words for her
>she goes to sit on a bed, tells me to come sit with here, the hotel had big pillows she took two for us,
>things escalate quickly, she is laughing very slutty at everything i say
>too afraid to make a move, maybe she will kick me out and call the police
>>677180920
great
>>677180904
No
>>677181147
idk, crash bandicoot?

>>677181006
>>677181147
Great, a foot fetishist and a fucking comedian thats what we need, would op like to wrap up his story now?

>>677180597
Move you fucker keep writing

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>>677178907

Rihanna didn't have a concert in Paris in 2014 but nice story fam

She showed up to one of Drake's shows there and attended a fashion show there

>>677177318

how did it work work work work work

out for you?

>>677177318
how much did you pay?

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

>>677177318
Did she call you a rude boy

>>677180883
Can't lie I lol'd

>>677180883
KEK

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>>677181437
check out this girl's feet

Prove it.

>>677177318
When you fucked, did she make
You do all the work work work work work work?

>>677181398
OP here, is anyone listening? don't pay attention to these fucks , i dont care if y'all dont believe me, and yes she was in Bercy in 2014, she had two concerts at the end of january and february

>>677181398
No way she'd small talk so much with a pleb. FAKE

>>677181542
Actual proof

>>677177318
And when you came in 3 seconds, did you tell her to recognize that you're trying baby?

Just finish the story my guy

>>677181542
Well done Anon

Go on already faggot

>>677177318
Should Britain remain in the EU?

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>>677180883
Wow, a lot of people on 4chan have shagged Rihanna

>>677181612
and ask you could you get it up?

Op is a fag and this is a bad April fools joke...

>>677180597
maybe fake but still fun to read. proceed, op.

Ofc I was a total fool for thinking this was this was genuine, its still a nice story though.

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>>677181398
>she asks to suck my dick
>i decline because i realise that i just told everyone on /b/ that starbucks was open at 3am
>i am le cuck
>i am le sorry

>>677182168
Underrated continuation of my post

>>677180883
>>677180883
>le end
>lol'd

your newfag is showing

>>677181847
Does it look like we are fucking listening? Just finish your tall tale there Garlic

>>677177318
post the video

>>677181398
>she is very drunk at this moment,and starts touching my face telling me i have a very smooth skin
>dick is cryptonite
>i laugh and say thanks while looking down i was very shy
>asks me if there's any place i have to go, we smoked weed so her eyes were bloodshot
>touches my face and laughs without saying anything
>still too afraid to make a move
>she touches my bicep asks if i'am working out
>don't know if she did it because i was too beta to kiss her and she didnt want things awkward
>she makes a final move and rubs my leg while watching TV
>i say fuck it and kiss her on neck
>she moans like fuck
>"Oh gawd" several times
>she takes off her tight shirt
>i slam her on the wall and try to whip it out
>she says "Hurry" while moaning
>takes long time to take penis out
>i then erect my penis
>put it in her, she is very wet at this moment, proceed to kiss her neck more
>we lay on bed and she starts sucking me
>at this moment chris brown comes in and punches the fuck out of me
>chris brown fucks my ass
>everybody walk the niggersaur

>>677182816
>Does it look like we are fucking listening?
>look
He can't see us.
>listening
We are reading.

>>677182913
About as predictable as it gets. Try harder next time fam.

>>677182702
In his haste to rek a nigger from reddit, this newfag has outed himself. It was 'le end' because he's french you cancerous piece of shit. don't you have a black cock thread to be posting in?

>>677182913
höhö funny gtfo u ugly nigger of a newfag

>>677182913
this is rihanna, can confirm this story is true

i did big cums

>>677182530
Jeez, no one even noticed, you could have told people anything and they would have at least half believed you banged that fivehead of a singer

>>677183178
Are you defending OP? OP detected.

>>677182913
KEKKK

>>677183116
It's called irony, google it you autism

>>677181847
>yes she was in Bercy in 2014, she had two concerts at the end of january and february

And she was there for Drake's concert you faggot, she did not have a concert in Paris in 2014 at all. I'm literally looking at a list