>>677167884
so you can impregnate yourself and make a poop baby

>>677167884
cause you are a faggot that has already done it and wants to know if anybody else tried it.
They havent.
Fag.

>>677167884
Easy cleanup

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>>677167884
Because as a responsible member of this world you have been informed and understood the effects climate change is having. We are not in a static world and to continue as we are is unsustainable. This is the point of which you, the great thinker, the visionary, figured out how to be more sustainable. You figured out the most efficient thing to do is to recycle. Instead of wasting the farming land (approx 0.3m^2 per ejaculation) you seek to make the world a better place. This is why, my future hero, I salute you

>>677169188
makes sense

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>>677167884

>>677169225
Nigga you have imagination.

come on
don't you want to turn me gay/more gay ?

>>677170713
You know you already want to do it, you cum craving little bitch!

>>677167884
Because you want to obviously, anyone that wouldn't want to would never even ask this question

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>>677169822
thanks

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>>677168469
this guy has definitely tasted his own cum and probably the cum of many other guys.

>>677171055
haaawt

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>>677168469
ooooh what a big man you are

>>677171028
this is hot...

>>677171594
ok.
Was that the insult? Was that tepid water sitting on a dusty beige bland desk the best you got?

>>677171055
nice dubs btw ;)

Because you want to know what it's like for another guy to unload in your mouth.

>>677171896
well..... you responded so i guees it got the job done

>>677172128
that might be a good reason..

>>677172264
Take it from me, tasting your own is fun but nothing compares to feeling it spurting out of a real cock.

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>>677172165
thinking like that is why you are retarded...

>>677172639
do you do it often ? what is the best way to taste myself ?

You could give it a shot.

Think to your self, "if I expect a chick to do it, I should know what its all about".

Then you'll be stroking away, thinking this is it, gunna taste this jizz.

Watching some cum swallowing porn.

Then you blow your wad...

you look at it...

and think, 'That's gay.'

...and you wash your hands.

>>677172926
hehe

in all seriousnes that is what usually happens, how do i change that pattern ?

>>677172639
Ooohhhh please do tell

>>677172801
I'm not allowed to cum unless I eat it.
Right now I cum in a doggy dish then lap it up. cumming on a dildo then licking it clean is good too.
Start by licking your fingers after you cum while you're still feeling the orgasm.

>>677171251
So hot, I'd love to lick that clean

>>677171594

For you.

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>>677171251
Who.

>>677173180
You don't.
It's called not being gay.
You're not a bird, that's why you don't have feathers.
You're not a birthday cake, that's why there are no candles on your head.
If you were a gay, birthday cake bird, then you would have feathers and a candle head and you would crave jizz.
You can't fight nature.

>>677173348
Sounds like good advice. And that sounds super fucking hawt, do you wear panties like a good sissy?

>>677173348
wow, that is kinky ! why are you not allowed?

i lick my fingers sometimes, still feels weirdhow do i propgress from there

>>677173468
Fuck you, Claire. Meme-ing whore

>>677173258
Bi fag going through a sissy phase.
Sucked my first cock at 17. Me and a friend blew eachother in the woods while stoned.
That got to be a regular thing for about 6 months.
Later I had a suck buddy who I'd do drugs with. Sucking cock on ecstasy is fucking amazing.
Had a couple of all guy threesomes with him and a femmy gay guy.
I hit the cruising spots when the weather is good. My record is 4 different dicks in one day. 2 student guys, one Indian dude who was about 30 and an older married guy. Married guy was a regular. He was the first person to fuck me, bent over the front of his car.
Had 5 one night stands. Only 1 fucked me, the rest were just oral.
I once bought a couple of pills from a guy at a festival then blew him while rolling behind the dance arena.

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>>677173657

>>677174012

Fuck you, Leroy Jenkins.

>>677174427
damn...

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>>677174453 LOL.

>>677174427
So, how's the AIDS going?

>>677173782
Bikinis are my thing. I've got a decent collection

>>677173878
Found a Daddy online who sets me rules and homework assignments.
One of the first rules was that I'm not allowed to cum unless I eat it. Then I had to buy a doggy dish.

>>677174865
Never been barebacked.

>>677175018
You suck condom dicks?

>>677167884
rolling for trips

>>677174915
please do tell more about these rules

>>677175018
Ever been fucked by someone on meth?

>>677175116
Nah, Never been fucked bareback.
I always swallow for blowjobs though.

Gainz

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>>677175365
Uh, what?

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>>677168469
cum guzzler confirmed

>>677175234
I've had a dildo in me at least once a day since new year. Every day I clean out in the shower and fuck myself.
Sometimes I have to masturbate onto my food before I eat it.
Sometimes I have to use my cum to lube up the dildo before I fuck myself.
I'm not allowed to cum without something in my ass.
Right now I have to cum into my doggy dish and lap it up off the floor with my fuckhole plugged and presented.

>>677175320
Meth isn't really a thing in the UK. Been fucked on cocaine a couple of times.

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I want to eat my cum whenever im horny , i get in position and all , but right before i cum , i think "wtf" and just cum elsewhere , Any advice to start eating my cum anons?

>>677176495
I hear the best thing for that is to position yourself in a way that forces you to cum on your face.

>>677167884
the real question is, why wouldn't you eat your cum?

I tried it once. Wasn't as salty as I expected, it is quite viscous though. Really warm too

>>677176732
any examples? will dump stash in return

>>677176306
fuck that is hot... made me hard.

how does he know you do it, do you exchange pictures?

I find it odd that people even consider not doing it. I must be underestimating my level of sexuality.

>>677176806
This.

>>677174700
Shopped

>>677176906
lie on your back next to a wall, legs up, dick pointing in your face, mouth open eyes closed

>>677176906
Laying on your upper back/neck while having your lower half hanging over your face. You need to use a wall or something to balance yourself and learn where to aim when you cum.

:v)

>>677177167 (me)
>>677176806
Explains virtual lack of cum porn.
It turns out that men don’t like their sperm.

>>677176906
stash of what ?

>>677177055
Sometimes I have to send pics and sometimes we cam.
He sends me pics to cum on then lick clean. Hottest one was the horse cock.
He likes seeing me go ass to mouth on my dildos.

>>677177774
living the dream.... but doesnt it take up all of your time?

and what does he make you wear?

>>677167884
you shouldnt

>>677178326
stop dumping such rubbish

>>677167884
You shouldn't

>>677178474
Do you have better?

>>677178593
i dont see how it's relevant that's all

Ahah

>>677178402
>>677178528
>>677178586
Are you qualified to answer OP’s question?

How?

>>677178931
What are the qualifications

>>677178593
dumping cum in own mouth is cool

>>677178528
why not.... it is fun

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>>677175874
Kek, i know that girl. Graduated a year after me

>>677178866
>eating own cum
>self-love
>being a heterosexual dickgirl
Three totally unrelated things.

You serious???

>>677179293
Pretty gross to me

>>677179588
no

>>677179099
Not being sexually repressed.
Being sexually adventurous.

Not OP but that’s what I think is fair qualification.

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>>677167884
Do you ever considered eating it? Putting your own sperm on your tongue? Have you ever smelled it?

>>677179829
Not him but I like the way mine smells.

>>677179829
OP here, yes i have done all thoose things

>>677179792
Then yeh, I'm qualified

>>677179829
Not OP
but I wish I had full bucket of this.

>>677167884
ITS GOOD FOR YOUEW;OF,OPO'EP[OEWEOPWPOKWEOEPEOWPOEWE

>>677180134
LOL.

>>677180036
Then go ahead, eat it. The reason doesn't matter anyway. And no one cares or gives a fuck.

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>>677178866
>liking to eat cum
>not wanting a dickgirl
Impossible, unless you prefer dickboys.

Also how else do you bump this thread?

>>677181073
dickboys ?..... so just boys right ?

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>>677178866
Men who like GIFs like this are men most likely to respond “yes, with pleasure!” to OP’s question. Posting them will attract them to this thread.

Why didn’t you think of it?

>>677167884
You shouldn't. Why would you? That's for women that love or like you to taste. Men taste pussy juice, women taste man juice.
That's the best I can explain to your fatherless ass.
Your welcome faggot.

>>677181073
I want to do that

>>677181254
Well... what about pussyboys?

>>677181561
>pussy juice
Are you lesbian?
Leave that to feminists.

>>677169811
Was waiting for a great gif like this! Thank you good sir

>>677181626
Why don’t I know people like you in real life?

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Have I posted this already?

>>677181804
....says a homo

gay people doesn't drink water, drink own cum.

>>677181886
Because real life sucks.

>>677167884
>""""""eat""""""""

>>677182116
You have now

>>677177421
>It turns out that men don’t like their sperm
untrue. theres just a stigma about men enjoying their own bodies. all we're "supposed" to like is jerking off. anything else literally makes you a homosexual. if it wasnt stigmatized, A LOT more men would do it and many of the ones who do it now wouldnt do it (because some are failed beta men who do it because its stigmatized)

>>677182342
I don’t like men, I only like dicks.

I like dicks because I like my dick, how it feels and what it does.

Vagina is a genital wound. It’s for sadists, rapists, masochists and feminists.

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>>677182784
>>677182348
Hahah.

>>677169811
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>>677182471
i don't believe anyone asked for a trap thread.

>>677181561
women lick their cunt juices off their own fingers or off cocks. why is it okay for only women to do it?
>girl dildoes butthole on weekends
>its hot
>guy does it
>flaming homo, bring torches

because it's a fun treat you can make at home

>>677182952
I hope u April fool....if not, you need help in a bad way...also, this is my last post. Gl

>>677183315
It helps put people in the mood to cum.

>>677182898
So they self-censor their thoughts.
Yet they deny it: >>677180055

>>677183548
go to trap cd metal illness thread or search up for self this is a should i cum in mouth thread

>>677167884
I tasted very little of my own cum once. I was really curious to what it would taste like, didn't taste bad but wouldn't ever do it again. 100% straight by the way

>>677183315 Do you know better illustrations of cum love?
>>677183548 Thank you.

>>677183963
what are you asking?

>>677183351
Grow up...or stop commenting. Men and woman are completely diff. Humans....never compare us.

>>677183315
Also
>traps
You might as well call them men. I don’t post traps.

>>677175365
You don't think you can get AIDS from having a guy cum in your mouth? April fools, right? You got me good fucker.

>>677183616
yeah. theres a STRONG stigma against doing anything "gay", and a lot of things are "gay" for men. like this queer >>677183843 he doesnt want to be gay so he'll never enjoy his body again. not that you NEED to eat your own cum. but it would be something this nigger would be doing out of convenience or taste if that stigma didnt exist

>>677184234
yeah but they have tits, men get saggy nips not tits

>>677167884
Because you've got closeted homosexual urged that you desire to fulfil

>>677176495
Cum and freeze it, the next time you're horny.. Bam, cumsicle.

>>677182116
She has a big dick.

whenever I cum it ends up on my chest and never in my mounth ._.

>>677184131
explain why its okay for women to masturbate and not okay for men to masturbate

>>677183145
Why do these girls all have a bigger dick than me? Fuck.

>>677184242
god some people are ignorant

you dont get aids you get hiv, and it is very very unlikely even if you suck a pos cock

get informed before you start spouting shit from your mouth

>>677184299
Whoa you got me all wrong man. I wasn't doing it to enjoy myself it was pure curiosity. I heard some of the girls I know talk about how cum tastes and there was a large range of answers from good to bad. Only one way to find out so I tried a minuscule amount.

>>677183798
What if I don’t like traps? Traps are just skinny boys in skirts. I like dickgirls.

>this is “cum in mouth” thread, not “dickgirl” thread
That’s an artificial distinction. I can’t imagine a heterosexual man loving cum and not wanting a dickgirl. It’s logical contradiction.

How is “cum in mouth” subject not part of “dickgirl” or even “trap” subject?

>>677185383
finish reading nigger. i said youd do it out of convenience or taste (if you liked it) if society didnt make you feel gay about it

>>677184093
>Do you know better illustrations of cum love?

>>677184131
If men and women are completely different,
why both have skin?

Even dogs and elephants aren’t completely different.

What’s wrong with your thinking? You refuse to connect dots which can be connected.

>>677185627
gibberish

>>677186098
sides are now in kekistan

>>677186144
Or your thinking is gibberish.
Which part of what I said is gibberish?
“Cum love”? “Illustrations of love”?
You can’t even specify this.
Which shows that your thinking is gibberish.

>>677185527
kek faggot over thinking shit

OP here, just want to say thanks for all the replies

>>677185627
as in do i know better porn than chicks with dicks?

>>677186532
you said " Do you know better illustrations of cum love? "

nothing in that sentence makes sense

>>677186561
Okay, I’ll just quote your answer next time when a you (or somebody like you) tries to argue with me.

>>677186680
i do, for you atleast, try gay porn same same but different, still two, or more, or one dudes fucking each other

>>677187388
this was for first guy>>677185627
him

>>677187194
Even one word? You’re trying to be dumber than you actually are. Wasting my time on purpose.

>>677187852
"do you know " that part made sense

Stop arguing and tell me how to eat my cum , i can get it in my mouth but i spit it out of disgust , although i really wanna swallow before i cum

>>677187388
>>677187526
Good point.

I kind of answered it before: >>677181073.

In other words, gay porn is as relevant to this thread as shemale porn. I just don’t happen to like men, so I post shemales.

every guy tasted his own cum at least a thousand times

>>677188464
That’s what I thought

until I saw this thread.

>>677188378
do me a favor and try gay porn.

>>677183315
OP asked about eating their own cum and posted a picture of what appears to be a woman drinking cum. 2 + 2 = traps

>>677171251
ty

>>677186680
You are making a reverse effort here: trying NOT to understand what the other person is saying.

How is every porn relevant to own cum eating?

I’m not expecting your answer.

>>677188585
What result do you expect?
That I will like it?

You’re stupid on purpose.

>>677189310
facial is relevant, gay self suck is relevant, blow job is relevant, i admit i have watched some trap videos and none of them they ate it

>>677189673
no you a homo im trying to prove

>>677189675
>facial is relevant
I assume you’re talking here about man-on-woman facial. That is not relevant because cuntwoman’s love of cum can not possibly be a result of liking own sperm.

iron666maiden69 skype slave

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>>677189753
You’re stupid on purpose.

I dislike men probably more than you do.

Here’s your “straight” pals.

>>677190086
still eating cum

>>677190315
never met them

Because.
CHECK EM

>>677190412
>never met them
You never met men without shirts?

>>677190563
most men keep shirt on

>>677190669
That’s contrary to my experience.

>>677191026
lol gay

>>677191094
You are lying.

>>677167884
you don't faggot

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this is my fetish, but girls arent into this, and no qt trap gf

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>>677191094
Also,
would you say that to this guy’s face?

Do you think he would agree with it?

>>677184577
>she

you shouldn't

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>>677192225
>he

Don’t you see a difference between your friends >>677190315 and that person? Of course you do. You are stupid on purpose.

>>677190412
>never met them
Then you are faggot.

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>>677167884
i fucked a girl who LOVED the taste of cum.
she'd come over sometimes while her boyfriend was away after school.

once the door would close she'd almost instantly get naked. most times she'd put on her favorite song and start sucking. then she would cry. her tears and makeup would drip down her face onto my dick. its surprising how cold tears are. eventually i finally asked her what was wrong. in between licks she told me that her favorite song was also her bfs favorite song. so even though she loved hearing it and it totally got her pussy wet, it also made her think about the fact that she was cheating on her boyfriend. i dont think i ever came harder down somebodies throat then right after she told me that. she was beautiful. we dont hang out anymore. wanna get lunch?


this was the song:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QSPe8dIJEtw

>>677193157
my sides

>>677193157
>>677190332
>>677189675
Isn’t that the opposite of topic?

It feels like explaining to a thief that stealing is bad.

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Okay, I’ll use something else to bump.

Maybe you think it’s more relevant.

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Finally nobody disagrees.

>>677167884
you don't have to
i mean i do, after i jack off
easier to clean up

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>>677196154
Post some relevant GIFs.

>>677167884
Because it contains nutrients that are good for your health.

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>>677196432
Post a GIF that supports your point.

AHAHAHAHAH

So, tasting your own cum makes you a fag right?
How about giving yourself an handjob then? Or a prostate massage?
Then the 100% of men must be gay.
It's logic.

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>>677196773
Thank you.

Sadly, those idiots run away, so they won’t answer you.

>>677197222
I love my cum.
I love my trips.

>>677167884
cuz ur an fagit

I rarely do it because it tastes gross. I wish it tasted better because it would be so fucking easy to just shoot into my mouth and swallow. I go through so many paper towels cleaning up. Plus they stick to your dickhead like velcro.

Because after you've fapped too much you need the next extreme thing to do, which is cumming in your mouth. So you try it and it's hot while you fap then you feel a bit guilty after. Eventually you get some in your mouth pretty good and realize it isn't that dangerous and just swallow it and nothing happens - now you are comfortable swallowing your own loads ...wa la.

Fuck you Ruznam

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I demand porn relevant to this topic.

Otherwise I will continue Trumposting.

>>677167884

Cuz it's so good

>>677197072
Most of them are just shitposters which never read the thread before posting as they dont care

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>>677197777
Incredible quads.

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>>677197971
Truth.

>>677168469
Maybe YOU haven't...

>>677167884
so you can stop asking your dad for his.

>>677197990
lord pls sauce

>>677198171
>71
this......

also, im guessing that you do so already, and are asking us why you should in hopes that we will validate you in some way. as a gay man i wish to tell you that you should accept your faggotry.

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>>677199038
It’s oldie but goodie. It was so common at the time that I didn’t bother to note who it was. But I can help you search for source.

>>677197691
trumposting is fine with me. make this thread great again.

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>>677199188
I don’t know source of that one either.

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>>677199328
Good boy.

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>>677196432
Nigga the health benefits are so small and pointless and literally no one eats their own cum because their trying to improve their health lol. Also the "easier to clean up" excuse...boi honestly

>>677167884
i don't' know.why should you ?

>>677199577
would appreciate

>>677200821
Bump the thread while I’m searching.

Meh, it's okay.

I enjoyed most of the times I've done it.

>>677201238
ok

>>677201589
>>677201238

>>677167884

>>677167884
I hear it tastes like salty milk ;-P

>>677167884
jnhbujn

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>>677200821
It is surprisingly hard to find after all those years.
I have source on some old hard disk which is not here.
But I keep trying to find on the Internet.

It's only gross the first or second time. I'm going through a sissy phase and craave cum and I did enough that I legit like it now c:

Next time I'm using my dildl I'm gonna cum in a shot glass and funnel it into my bum it's gonna be soo fun to see what it feels like

>>677202223
alright, if u cant find it i still greatly appreciate ur effort anon