You are now an admin on 4chan
What are the first things you do?
Delete 4chan
>>677161021
Permaban Spidey.
>>677161021
Bring back Snacks.
Also, make Milhouse a meme.
>>677161021
Change the layout back to the original
Ban everyone including myself to put an end to this evil once and for all
>>677161021
allow gamergate chat
>If i get banned, remember me
>>677161145
Agreed to the maxium,deleteing 4chan would be like deleteing cancer
:stoptheme:
>>677161021
Jerk it.
>>677161021
Who is this 4chan?
>>677161021
Lead a raid against moot and Google. Then raise a neckbeard army and take down tumblr.
Ban trap threads, ban that fag that cried over the bee he stepped on yesterday, ban spiderman threads. Restore 4chan to it's former glory.
go to old theme
permaban the following:
loli/shota
furry
anything homosexual(dick rate, trap)
judy hopps
reduce porn webm influx
edgy 12 year old threads terminated
:stoptheme:
:stoptheme:
>>677162028
>implying 4chan was good at some point
>>677162028
>Former glory
>Glory
>>677161021
Permaban all furry porn posters for various reasons of my own choosing that sound legitimate on face value.
>>677162335
It was. You wouldn't be here otherwise.
>>677161021
Delete sys 32
change the boards back...
>>677162410
>You wouldn't be here otherwise.
If it stopped being good why the hell would I still come, it ain't gonna get better.
sell it to google
>>677162112
You forgot about boxxy, s/fur, atheist...
>>677162729
fuck you moot
Kill myself.
>>677162741
furry is on there, but those get terminated too
wincest/jlaw bj spam banned too
Allow EVERYTHING on /b/.
>>677163031
Even ponies?
>>677161021
Fuck up the newfags
>an admin on 4chan
Kill yourself
>>677163162
Yes. The reason why people used to love it, was that it was completely free speech and anonymous.
Ban Taylor Swift and TayTay fags
>>677161021
>:stopthememe:
delete /b, filter shitposters XD
Make everyone make an acount
>Give Traps a seperate board
>Ban furries
>Ban 'Get' threads
>Ban lolis
>Begin campaign to bring back the lulz
>Replace mods with real oldfags
>Bring back the banhammer
Let's make /b/ great again.
>>677161145
This.
>>677163403
Please
>>677163591
this sounds good
>>677163385
>free speech and anonymous
So all the reasons it is awful, got it.
>>677163591
but traps and lolis are part of what makes /b/ great
SFW /b/, this board is nothing but porn, there are already 3 porn boards.
>>677163956
It isn't free speech anymore though.
>>677161307
this
>>677163991
Without them why even have /b/?
>>677163591
>Ban 'Get' threads
ha good one
>>677161021
Post dubs ofc fam
>>677164088
Yeah but having full free speech would invite the bronies back, do you want that on /b/ again.
>>677161021
ban op
>>677161021
Make it so the new layout/theme is permanent...
Delete 4chan
Ban dick rates, trap threads, s/h/g/furs
Nigger threads and muslims
>>677162028
CHANGE THIS CANCER LAYOUT.
>>677164332
The bronies would be too scared of the CP.
>>677162112
You can't stops the Hopps anon.
>>677164539
It's not that bad
Buy and eat Hot Pockets
>>677164741
I love you
Get a better name.
charge a subscription fee
mandatory facebook login
merge s4s mlp and fit
Permaban furries on /b/ and give them their own 1 paged board
>>677161021
Delete all boards except /pol/, /sci/, /lgbt/, /o/, /k/, /s/, /fit/, and /x/.
>>677164875
5chan?
give hitler immunity for doing nothing wrong
>>677161021
Perma ban banana posters
>>677161021
:stopthememe:
>>677162352
>>677162335
Newfags
>>677162112
What are you gay?
Bring back ID's /b/, or keep the names but don't change them inside the thread.
>>677161505
>:stoptheme:
>>677165188
if only
Make a Loli board.
>>677161021
Permaban all cuck threads, all loli threads, all Bernie Sanders threads.
>>677165284
How will I successfully shitpost/samefag if people know my ID?
Ban the guy who posts after me next.
>>677164945
They already have one.
Not do shit like all the other mods
>>677161021
lurk
ban bannana
>>677165493
You said it anon, you said it.
>>677165392
Trap loli shota gay porn and dick rates too
Delete this thread
>>677165413
Well there we go, I brought back a feature and cured 2 problems.
>>677165598
I like dick rates. And gay porn
>>677165705
Faggot confirmed.
>>677162112
Definetly this desu, the furrys, traps and dick rates most stop
>>677162028
What is this fag crying over a bee? Sounds like potential hilarity.
>>677165664
b-b-b-b-but trolling is a art
Eat
1. All boards are now labeled NSFW
2. You can spoiler NSFW images with a NSFW tag
3. make /v/, /s4s/, /mlp/, and /co/ redirect to /b/
4. Lay off all the current moderators and replace them with competent people
>>677161021
IP permaban for detecting a Reddit cookie on the computer
>>677162112
lol
get rid of the 1st amendment because of a sjw
>>677161021
Ban all furries, faggots and "boipucci's", furthermore everyone that posts in trap threads.
>>677163991
No they don't you fucking faggot
>>677161021
Use my newfound power to charm myself into pussy.
:stoptheme:
>>677166261
>>677166069
>4. Lay off all the current moderators and replace them with competent people
* and replace them with people over the age of 10
>>677162112
but muh porn
>>677166301
>>677161362
This guy
>ITT
BUTTHURT SJWS WHO DON'T KNOW HOW TO FILTER
>>677161362
>Bring back Snacks
fuck yes
M4GA
>>677166350
>>677166261
So ban admins because they don't make good his jobs, the love newfags
Then, make pepe a no normie meme
Then, shut down 4chan
I would ban zootopia from /b/. I would also remove christian, furry, loli, and trap threads.
what the fuck is this update
>>677165797
Bisexual. Can I fuck your boipussy?
>>677166665
you were so close!
Let's see who stole your glory:
>>677166666
>>677166720
>boipussy now wordfilters to "man's ass"
>trap wordfilters to "mentally ill men"
Make all quads admin too
>>677166871
So is that a yes or no?
>>677166720
>>677166961
That's a hard no faggot
>Abolish /r9k/.
>Purge /pol/.
>Bring back tripcodes on /b/.
>Get rid of the fourteen year old porn spammers on /b/.
>>677161021
Allow baneposting and sageposting
>>677161021
Ban niggers