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You are now an admin on 4chan

What are the first things you do?
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Delete 4chan
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>>677161021
Permaban Spidey.
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>>677161021
Bring back Snacks.
Also, make Milhouse a meme.
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>>677161021

Change the layout back to the original
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Ban everyone including myself to put an end to this evil once and for all
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>>677161021
allow gamergate chat
>If i get banned, remember me
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>>677161145
Agreed to the maxium,deleteing 4chan would be like deleteing cancer
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:stoptheme:
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>>677161021
Jerk it.
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>>677161021
Who is this 4chan?
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>>677161021
Lead a raid against moot and Google. Then raise a neckbeard army and take down tumblr.
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Ban trap threads, ban that fag that cried over the bee he stepped on yesterday, ban spiderman threads. Restore 4chan to it's former glory.
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go to old theme

permaban the following:

loli/shota
furry
anything homosexual(dick rate, trap)
judy hopps

reduce porn webm influx
edgy 12 year old threads terminated
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:stoptheme:
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:stoptheme:
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>>677162028
>implying 4chan was good at some point
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>>677162028
>Former glory
>Glory
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>>677161021
Permaban all furry porn posters for various reasons of my own choosing that sound legitimate on face value.
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>>677162335
It was. You wouldn't be here otherwise.
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>>677161021
Delete sys 32
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change the boards back...
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>>677162410
>You wouldn't be here otherwise.
If it stopped being good why the hell would I still come, it ain't gonna get better.
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sell it to google
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>>677162112
You forgot about boxxy, s/fur, atheist...
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>>677162729
fuck you moot
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Kill myself.
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>>677162741
furry is on there, but those get terminated too
wincest/jlaw bj spam banned too
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Allow EVERYTHING on /b/.
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>>677163031
Even ponies?
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>>677161021
Fuck up the newfags
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>an admin on 4chan

Kill yourself
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>>677163162
Yes. The reason why people used to love it, was that it was completely free speech and anonymous.
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Ban Taylor Swift and TayTay fags
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>>677161021
>:stopthememe:
delete /b, filter shitposters XD
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Make everyone make an acount
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>Give Traps a seperate board
>Ban furries
>Ban 'Get' threads
>Ban lolis
>Begin campaign to bring back the lulz
>Replace mods with real oldfags
>Bring back the banhammer
Let's make /b/ great again.
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>>677161145
This.
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>>677163403
Please
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>>677163591
this sounds good
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>>677163385
>free speech and anonymous
So all the reasons it is awful, got it.
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>>677163591
but traps and lolis are part of what makes /b/ great
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SFW /b/, this board is nothing but porn, there are already 3 porn boards.
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>>677163956
It isn't free speech anymore though.
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>>677161307
this
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>>677163991
Without them why even have /b/?
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>>677163591
>Ban 'Get' threads

ha good one
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>>677161021
Post dubs ofc fam
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>>677164088
Yeah but having full free speech would invite the bronies back, do you want that on /b/ again.
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>>677161021
ban op
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>>677161021
Make it so the new layout/theme is permanent...
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Delete 4chan
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Ban dick rates, trap threads, s/h/g/furs
Nigger threads and muslims
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>>677162028
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CHANGE THIS CANCER LAYOUT.
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>>677164332
The bronies would be too scared of the CP.
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>>677162112
You can't stops the Hopps anon.
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>>677164539
It's not that bad
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Buy and eat Hot Pockets
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>>677164741
I love you
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Get a better name.
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charge a subscription fee
mandatory facebook login

merge s4s mlp and fit
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Permaban furries on /b/ and give them their own 1 paged board
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>>677161021
Delete all boards except /pol/, /sci/, /lgbt/, /o/, /k/, /s/, /fit/, and /x/.
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>>677164875
5chan?
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give hitler immunity for doing nothing wrong
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>>677161021
Perma ban banana posters
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>>677161021
:stopthememe:
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>>677162352
>>677162335
Newfags
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>>677162112
What are you gay?
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Bring back ID's /b/, or keep the names but don't change them inside the thread.
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>>677161505
>:stoptheme:
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>>677165188
if only
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Make a Loli board.
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>>677161021
Permaban all cuck threads, all loli threads, all Bernie Sanders threads.
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>>677165284
How will I successfully shitpost/samefag if people know my ID?
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Ban the guy who posts after me next.
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>>677164945
They already have one.
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Not do shit like all the other mods
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>>677161021
lurk
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ban bannana
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>>677165493
You said it anon, you said it.
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>>677165392
Trap loli shota gay porn and dick rates too
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Delete this thread
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>>677165413
Well there we go, I brought back a feature and cured 2 problems.
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>>677165598
I like dick rates. And gay porn
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>>677165705
Faggot confirmed.
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>>677162112
Definetly this desu, the furrys, traps and dick rates most stop
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>>677162028
What is this fag crying over a bee? Sounds like potential hilarity.
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>>677165664
b-b-b-b-but trolling is a art
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Eat
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1. All boards are now labeled NSFW
2. You can spoiler NSFW images with a NSFW tag
3. make /v/, /s4s/, /mlp/, and /co/ redirect to /b/
4. Lay off all the current moderators and replace them with competent people
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>>677161021
IP permaban for detecting a Reddit cookie on the computer
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>>677162112
lol
get rid of the 1st amendment because of a sjw
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>>677161021
Ban all furries, faggots and "boipucci's", furthermore everyone that posts in trap threads.
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>>677163991
No they don't you fucking faggot
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>>677161021
Use my newfound power to charm myself into pussy.
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>>677166261
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>>677166069
>4. Lay off all the current moderators and replace them with competent people

* and replace them with people over the age of 10
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>>677162112
but muh porn
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>>677166301
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>>677161362
This guy
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>ITT
BUTTHURT SJWS WHO DON'T KNOW HOW TO FILTER
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>>677161362
>Bring back Snacks
fuck yes

M4GA
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>>677166350
>>677166261
So ban admins because they don't make good his jobs, the love newfags
Then, make pepe a no normie meme
Then, shut down 4chan
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I would ban zootopia from /b/. I would also remove christian, furry, loli, and trap threads.
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what the fuck is this update
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>>677165797
Bisexual. Can I fuck your boipussy?
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>>677166665
you were so close!

Let's see who stole your glory:
>>677166666
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>>677166720
>boipussy now wordfilters to "man's ass"
>trap wordfilters to "mentally ill men"
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Make all quads admin too
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>>677166871
So is that a yes or no?
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>>677166720
>>677166961
That's a hard no faggot
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>Abolish /r9k/.
>Purge /pol/.
>Bring back tripcodes on /b/.
>Get rid of the fourteen year old porn spammers on /b/.
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>>677161021
Allow baneposting and sageposting
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>>677161021
Ban niggers
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