>>677136741
No, I have it well enough as it is.

But change the puppy into a nigger or a muslim and stepping on to blowing up and we have a deal!

Of course.
I'd step on it for a few grand.

You could even spend a portion of it to help animals if you want to make up for it.

$18 billion?
I'd kill my whole fucking family. Let alone some random puppy.
Dats a shitload of cash.

>>677136957
bullshit, you would kill your own mother for that money.

>>677137190
its so sharp. it hurts.

edgemaster

>>677136957
I like the way you think

>>677137155
But doesn't it make you feel bad your a killing a puppy

>>677136741
yes wit 18bil i can save all da other puppers it's a perfect utilitarian argument>>677137155

>>677136741
Cook it and eat it after. Shazam, justified. Just like all of our various meat products.

Plus now I'm rich.

>>677137287
Wouldn't it make you feel bad knowing you could be spending literal billions saving other animals?

>>677137278
Not edgy at all. $18 billion is insane amount of cash. I love my family, but... they'd understand.

>>677137335
But you would have the guilt that you killed a poor defenceless puppy

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>>677137190
>>677137278
>>677137278

You people are monsters

I would euthanize puppies for the same salary that vets make

Yes without hesitation I'd stomp 100 puppies for 18 billion

i would cut the puppys head off with a rusty knife then fuck the dead body for $18 billion

>>677137446
I think they'd understand that they need to kill you first and take the 18 billion for themselves. Faggot.

>>677136741
pic says i only have to step on it, not kill it. i'd put a toe on its tail and call it a day, then pupper and i would retire to vegas and get all the bitches we can handle

>>677137610
Don't forget your timberlanes

>>677136741
Done. I'd stomp that puppy so hard it wouldn't know it was dead. One quick stomp for all that cash? Fuck yeah.

I would ofcourse ask to see the cash and verify funds before hand. But if the offer was legitimate, I wouldn't have a second thought about killing that puppy.

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>>677137610
>>677137818
Savages

>>677136741
I say yes here. But if it came down to it I probably wouldn't do it. I love puppers too much.

I'd jump up and down on it repeatedly

I hate those animals.

>>677136741
no
no amount of money is worth the guilt

he'll yes, 18 bill I'd insert it into my ass and let it suffocate.

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>>677136741

I would tapdance on that little bitch Michael Flatley style for USD18billion

>> 9 Sagans of Dollars

>>677136741
Bitch, I'll crip walk on that puppy for the money.

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>>677137818
What type of shoes would you use?

I would shove puppy up my ass until he suffocated for 18 billion

>>677138299
are you me?

I'd stomp 18 billion puppies for 1 dollar

>>677138296
I never go out without my pair of Timberlanes

>>677137514
Amen, b/rother.

>>677138296
Nice working boots.

Even pressure, decent weight and easy to clean off.

Maximum suffering, minimum speed.

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>> 4.5 Sagans

>>677138479
faggot

>>677136741
No fucking way, life is sacred to me. Anyone willing to pay 18 billion to kill a puppy must bee really sick person.

>>677137514
my guilt is definitely not a concern when there's 18bil worth of puppers on the line

profit mohammed says if you kill an ox it's worth it for saving a couple fucks

drink the coolaid you fuck

>>677136741
yes i would. i would easily do it for less. i love dogs and all animals. i dont even kill spiders... but the money is just too much. i could save millions of puppies with that money

>>677136741
I'd do it for a beer

>>677136741
Yes, but I'd spend a billion of the reward money on animal shelters to make up for it

I'd do almost anything for 18 billion.

>>677138717
Anything you wouldn't, out of curiosity?

Seems a more interesting question compared to the moralfags here...

>>677136741
lmao 18 billion, more like 18 million, and i would smear it.

>>677136741
fuck yes nigga. gi me my money

>>677136741
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GaGQ3KGOMto
I think he reflects the opinion of 4chan population as perfect as it can be reflected.

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yes,i would. but i would need a couple of years of therapy afterwards due to the immense guilt.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GaGQ3KGOMto

>>677138636
while you let that 18 billion go to waste, hundreds of thousands of puppies are being euthanized, all of which you could have saved by opening up some shelters. and the 18 billion offer is going to be taken up by some sick drug addict who will do nothing good with it.

Step on puppy

Donate $15 billion towards animal welfare.

Still have more money than you'll ever need.

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>>677136741
Its a dumb question too me honestly. 18billion? Thats WAAAAAAAAAY too much money. Fuck yah ill kill, for that much money. Ill kill w/e you want me too. 18 billion I could use just 1billion to make up for the one lil puppy dead. By putting that 1billion into charity/research/schools, that alone would be more than enough to "atone for my sin." Like if you said kill this puppy for 5 dollars, no fucking way. 18billion is a retarded amount of money that can be used to help way more than one puppy ever could. If you said 10,000 I think more people would be in controversy over this.

>>677136741
id probably do it for 10k honestly

>>677139013
fagg

"If someone offered you 18 billion dollars to step on a puppy what car would you buy first?"

>>677136741
jep

>>677136741
nigga with that money i will spend it on 18 billion puppies and step on them, then when i became multibillionaire i would rise an army of traps

For 18 fucking billions i would behead 100 puppies with my teeth

>>677137514
I would feel guilty for a while maybe... but as everyone else here is saying. 18billion is... do you even understand what that kind of money is? Most everyone in the world will never even come close to that kind of cash. Money is power, I would do one sin any day if it ment I could help thousands, even millions if done right. Since your such an animal lover, why not buy shelters left and right, and refurbish them. IDGAF what you do theres too many options. Literally anything you want you can get with that kind of money. You have power now, if it was killing a baby, a human life, it would be a bit more testing. Even then tho its EIGHTEEN BILLION DOLLARS. Seriously I don't think this concept is grasping onto you.

for 18 billion??? i'd gladly eat the puppy living for half that amount, faaaawk u mean

>>677136741
i'd kill 18 million puppies for a dollar.

i would do it for 1k especially that imbreed degenerate dog on the pick

Probably, yeah. 18 billion dollars is a fucking shitload of money. Out of 7 billion people on the planet I'd be in the top 100. I could save every puppy on the planet with that kind of money, so it definitely makes up for it.

>>677139911
youre right. srsly.


power is everything , its the world. your power in restoring sheltrs is not different from what you did in stomping pupper

same house diffrent decor im grasping onto you if you know what i mean

>>677136741
The cunt spending 18 mil. for someone to stomp a puppy is the problem...

>Kill puppy for 18 billion
>offer other person 18 billiong to kill puppy
>he does it and offers the same deal to some one else. >This continues on and on until the entire puppy race is exterminated for the same 18 billion dollars.

>>677137670
That wasn't the deal though. They don't get shit.

>>677140578
Then they just kill you hefore you kill them.

>>677140124
i'd kill 18 million puppies for the smile of a child

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>>677138093
You sound like a person who has never had bills to pay. Most people don't have it easy, and are fighting every day to make ends meet. In the big scheme of things, time would help you get over the puppy. Honestly, theres a lot worse out there for depression. And I don't think killing a puppy is gonna make a difference once you realize just how much you can change the world now, or at least your life. 18billion you can make a name for yourself, and I bet you anything everyone would talk shit, but it would die out because you spent that money on saving dogs. You could buy your guilt away buy saving others. In a few years you probably wont forget what you had done, but it wont affect you. That much money, people will notice you, and you wont have time for all that "guilt" which you will be working on to amend the whole time anyways. I think a lot of people in this thread don't understand just how much influence money can have. Its literally how the world is run.

>>677136741
I'd probably be unable to act or answer

>>677136741
Yes,

And to justify it, I'd open a centre dedicated to killing puppies

The rest I'd waste on hookets and booze

>>677136741
Coming from someone who loves animals, yes I would.

Mate id step on it for a fuckin snickers

>>677136741
Im an animal lover and very empathetic but I would stomp that puppy for 100k. Im in a finacial bind right now though. If I wasnt I would say no.

>>677136741
I honestly don't know.
I think it would probably weigh on my mind for the rest of my life. Literally crushing it would be incredibly traumatic, but something like a lethal injection I could probably do.

Logically speaking, it would be the morally right thing to do. I mean, I could take a billion of those dollars and start my own foundation dedicated to helping animals. That one sacrifice would save thousands, if not millions of other animals.

Not doing it would be the selfish choice, because the reason I wouldn't do it would be the emotional trauma it would inflict on my mind, due to the illogical, excessive empathy I have for animals.

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>>677141998
>loves animals
>would kill a puppy
THe fuck is wrong with you? What if it were your full grown dog, would you kill him with a steam roller?

No but I'd kill OP for less

>>677136741
I wouldn't even think about it. How is this even a question. Of course you would kill the pupper

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>>677137335
tryintohard

>>677138831
something else is going on her, so textbook is the internal dialogue already


ass

I'd say yes and then pussy out. I can't kill dogs, man.

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>>677136741
You're a faggot if you wouldn't.

>>677136741
Fuck yes.
Cold world.

>>677142552
I bet your too much of pussy do it on youtube

JESUS!!! 62 IPS IN THIS THREAD AND NOONE IS SAYING NO TO THE OP


YOU PEOPLE MAKE ME SICK

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>>677136741
As long as I can eat it too.

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>>677142871
*You're

>>677142254
I love animals too, but 18 billion dollars is an absolutely ridiculous amount of money. You could literally save every single puppy in the world with that kind of money. You inherited a fucking million dollars yourself, now multiply that times 18,000. That's a lot of money.

I'd stomp that little shit to become part of the fucking concrete

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>>677137190
The egde is real

>>677136741
Seriously? 18 billion? I'd be part of the 40 richest people in the world, and all I have to do is step on a puppy? I'd step on that shit and eat the head while I shove the body up my ass.