Bacon.
Smoked and thick cut.

>>677133672
I'd go with a classic filet.

>>677133795

Filet of what?

>>677133672
>What would you eat if you were eating meat for the first time, anons?
A pizza loaded with pepperoni, chicken, bacon, and sausage.

>>677133672
Cock

>>677133997
This

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qaIVUhRqYa4
look this shit up

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>>677133672
A prime rib roast.

>>677133672
Smoked bacon from a rural butcher

>>677133672
You gotta start out with chicken or fish or something mild, red meat or pork will make you sick.

Pussy

>>677133672
Smoked pulled pork. It's to die for.

Probably a game meat, Elk, Deer Boar, etc Don't like beef and i've never had chicken that wasn't as dry as your grandma's pussy, so when i eat meat it's generally either pork or game, (i presume turkey falls under game, but i eat that as well)

A slow cooked roast with steamed carrots and potatoes

Bacon wrapped fillet with lobster or shrimp maybe both plus grilled shrooms, baked potato loaded, asparagus and strawberry cheesecake. A nice Malbec or Carneros Pinot noir to go with it.

>>677134126

Probably, but I've been sick a lot and there's nothing that will replicate that first experience. Might be worth it.

>>677134126
this

>>677133672
my parents

>>677134195
Stop making me hungry fam

>>677133672
Bacon

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Jucy lucy

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>>677133672
>>Parents raised me vegetarian

I hope they get raped by Muslims.
Fuck, I really feel for (you) Laurence.

>>677133672
T-bone steak cooked medium rare

>>677134089
Yeah. A good thick piece of prime rib with aujus.

>All these fags saying bacon
>Salty, shit-tier meat
Kys

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>>677134425
Or Philly cheese steak sandwich with no veggies extra cheese

>tfw Gordon Ramsay tricked a vegan into eating meat

>>677133672
You have to go with bacon

Big Mac prove you're a Murican

So is bacon really the best thing to do? What if I went into a fancy restaurant and ordered the most expensive meat dish on the menu?

Poached salmon, broccoli, garlic oven fries and pecan pie. Don't overdo it the first time or you could puke.

>>677134536
Spotted the 300lb + disgusting waste of human life. (and yes it's almost solely because of your clearly massive weight) But i'm sure people hate you for other reasons too : )

>>677134646
Just have to chop it up really small so they don't notice.
That's what you do when the cops come round poking their noses in

>>677134847
You'd be retarded because its probably some shitty Sirloin

>>677133795
Steak

>>677133672
Slow cooked lamb

>>677133879
Steak

Bacon or an usda prime dry aged loin end bone in ribeye cooked mid rare and finished with butter. Or better yet have the steak and put the bacon in a loaded baked potato.

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>>677134919
5'11 200lbs, go fuck yourself cuck boy..

>>677133672
Mcdonalds or KFC

Cock would probably be my first choice to be honest with you fam

>>677134919
Not the same anon but I usually get a double meat big Philly cheesesteak when I go to subway and I'm only 130 lbs at 5' 6". I'm a skinny fucker.

>>677133672
There is no reason to start eating meat. It is unhealthy and the production of meat is very inefficient and wasteful compared to production of other foods.

What ever you eat do it slowly and don't eat a lot of it. You'll get sick if you've never had it.

>>677135483
No you.

>>677135530
Best advice ITT

Properly prepared authentic japanese Kobe steak, rare-medium rare.

>>677135397
Manlet

>>677133672
Korean bbq

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Eat some of this

>>677133672
I'm trying to be in your shoes now. My love for animals is kind of wrong if I'm eating them. Too bad they taste good on a hamburger lol.

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>>677133672
I've been vegetarian for 10 years and vegan 5 of those years. Then one day I decided to try meat, the hamburger made me do sick. I never wanted to eat eat again.

>>677135743
Can still pack away more food and lift more weight than you, fluffball.

>>677135850
Why did his balls get so fucking big?

Smoked beef brisquette with meat rub seasoning. Get it from a BBQ place though not the pre-packaged shit from the store.

>>677133672
Your parents, obviously ! Fucking vegetarians..

>>677135951
Who cares lol. You have to jump to reach the top shelf

McRib

>>677135940
Hamburger is usually greasy as fuck, like bacon, not a great choice.

>>677135313
Still on the very edge of obesity there buddy, Also < 6'2 is a joke, Cuck boy, And i don't know if that picture is you, but if it is than you really shouldn't be trying to defend yourself from people calling you fat. Because, you are.

>>677134536
>no veggies
MY NIGGA

>>677135483
>There is no reason to start eating meat.
Wrong. Meat tastes fucking good, and humans are born to love it.

Arbys roast beast samwich

>>677136048
Untreated testicular cancer?

>>677133672
test

>>677136120
Who cares lol. Your bitch looks better on her hands than on her knees rotflmao faggot

start with something light

Go to steak house and order prime rib with au jus and horse radish you won't regret it

>>677134089
This. Smoked prime rib bone in with just salt and cracked pepper.
And I'm a chef AND a Cajun so I know what good

chicken

>>677134191
I'll have you know my grandmas pussy is like a faucet, fuck outta here.

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>>677136486
REKT

>>677136486
You'd be lucky to bag any girl at your height bitchboy

>>677135318
My sister was vegetarian for years and gave it up for taco bell

>>677134536
Nah some diced peppers and iceberg on that shit is the only way to enjoy a Philly cheese steak. Maybe some carmalised onions, awe shit now I'm hungry again. Better buy myself a pizza and a Philly cheesesteak

>>677136650
At least mine don't need a paper bag fuckboi.

>>677133764
bacon is for poor people.

>>677133997
only sane answer

>>677136851
>implying

A big meaty cock

>>677136851
Yeah well my girl fucks whoever she wants and eats however she wants because she's my princess. Fuckboy.

>>677137105
>my girl fucks whoever she wants

>>677136208
Why are you even running your mouth anyway? Because I suggested a sandwich for a veggie guy to try? Fucking Internet tough guy... Get smashed on the streets talking a big game you little fucking maggot...

>>677133672
Antelope, Elk or Deer. Thank me later.

posting

>>677137046
>>677137105
>I might be tall but I'm a cuck
The posts.

>>677134524
>like two or three people

>>677136256
Arby's Meat Mountain

>>677136830
I like the flavor of all that stuff on the sandwich, just not the textures so much...

>>677136208
>6'3" reporting in
>hate not being tall enough
>not short enough
it's the limbo that shit is in your way and blind spot. Cars are a must of carefully choosing, as are places to live.

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>>677134536
pleb tier

>>677136830
Haven't had one in a long time, I'm gonna have to start making them more often

>>677137358
>I may be short but I have the gains of a 12 year old on the sports team

>>677137392
Samefag probably

>>677137248
>Being 5"11
>Calling people little
Pick one,

>>677137466
I don't only eat pootsi, I enjoy beef Wellington, monk fish, abalone with caviar, but I figure why waste a shitload of money if you're a vegetarian and you might not even like it

eyk

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a slim jim/ beef jerky

>>677137606
At least I make gains outside of the internet, pepe.

>>677137438
I love tearing meat apart in my mouth like a true carnivore. Ripping the fiberous strands of meat apart and then mashing them with my teeth is the highlight of my day.
>Steak master race

>>677133672
the thickest possible pastrami sammich

>>677133672
Chicken!!!! Mofo chickennnnnnnn all the fucking way btw yo vegan ass ever ate fish try sum of that shit to maybe some beef or a clasic gourmet with multipile meats

Yes in black

>>677133672
Cat

>>677138044
Black dubs.

>>677133672
Bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon bacon cheese

>>677134536

>no veggies

Fucking disgusting. Onions, bell peppers, and jalapeños

>>677133956
Pepperoni is for fags

>>677137833
Gotta have strong legs to jump up to that top shelf

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>>677138017
Sieg Heil!

>>677138303
wtf are you talking about? next to cheese it's THE most common pizza topping.

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>>677138111
These white trips. Enjoy raping our women and being poor.

Vegetarian is Old English for "can't hunt for shit"

Steak

>>677134089
My that looks nice.

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>>677138400
Checkem

>>677138575
>old english
Your probably a fag too

>>677138376
Lawdy this is just getting sad now, you gotta run back to that again. Must be mad, lemme grab you some burn heal for your pussy.

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>>677138111
>>677138666
HOLY SHIT

>>677138666
>Checkin

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I came a little bit

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Since everyone hated on my jucy Lucy and my all meat double cheese Philly, here is some culture food... I make one of these every Christmas Eve...

>>677138744
You ran back to your apparent gains fam. What's your excuse? All your other insults must be out of reach lmao

HOTDOG
I recommend the beef flavor.

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>>677138882
cheater

>>677139026
You already got rekt, bitch nigga. I ain't even gotta insult you anymore, you've been doing a fantastic job of showing your pathetic insecurity from your first post. Don't blame me for dragging you through the mud on the way lol.

>>677139026
Ez win

>>677139666
>>677138666
>>677138111
Oh shit. This is now a GET thread.

>>677138666
>>677139666
Satan is among us.

>>677139963
Satan is a manlet

No wonder why he was so salty

Chicken hearths

>>677140106
saying salty makes you a 13 year old little dicked autist, kill yourself

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>>677140344
Rofl

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>ctrl + f
>No scallops
>No sushi

Holy shit. Get some fucking taste anons.

Scallops are top tier meat. A nice fresh tuna or yellow tail sushi is also really good (none of that frozen shit).

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>>677133672

>>677140106
Satan demands OP eat moar meat but being evil incarnate requires a lil salt. What's your excuse? So sensitive...

>>677133672
Might as well go for the best, Laurence. Steak.

>>677140570
/thread

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>>677133672

You've never eaten real meat if you never went to Spain.

>>677133672
That is a good fucking question OP. I honestly have no good answer. Knowing what I know now I would start off my pallette classy. Go to a meat market and start with venison/elk jerky. Meat is great. But there is a lot of shit that parades as meat.

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>>677140344
>>677140488

>>677140663
>tfw almost Satan trips again
2spooky4me

>>677140804
Does it come with some free 3rd world diseases

>>677140848
It's an April fools thing I think

>>677140936

Only if you buy it on the USA.

>>677140826
After that I would try for a good steak. Some kind of "in the family" for 60 years type of restaurant. Always medium something. If there isn't pink you're missing flavor.

>>677133672
philly cheesesteak from lenny's

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Lobster tail or maybe King crab legs might be a good start, although seafood isn't really meat per se. Otherwise, a rack of BBQ ribs or Buffalo wings are pretty great, also.

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>>677140839

Thanks anon, you can't stop this checking train.

>>677133672
a tranny dick.
it is not totally gay.