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>>677132891
you don't just "get rid" of warts

>>677132891

You can cauterize them and they will be gone

Use something like a screwdriver. Put it on a flame and do it.

Post pics.

>>677132891
Shit dude, how the fuck did you get so many?! How long after you saw the first one did it become that bad? Was it years?

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>>677132891
I want to pop/pick at them.

>>677132891
Stop shaving for awhile, a long while, you are only making it worse.

>>677132891
op how did you get?

what activity do you partake in?

Go to a dermatologist that can burn them off with acid, it works better and they are less likely to come back than if you try to get rid of them yourself.

Had sex without a condom a couple months ago. They just started showing up within the last couple weeks.

They will freeze them off with liquid nitrogen or give you a medicine called imiquimod

>>677135061
They may also use liquid nitrogen, depending on how big the individual warts are

>>677135347
HPV

Lasts forever so yeah just get them frozen off and don't spread it

>>677132891
Post pic of hard cock.

i got rid of it using apple cider vinegar. just use a bit, don't put some wet cotton on it... it takes a while to heal, like three weeks. mine is gone, just a scar is there because I over did the ACV. Just take it easy, it works man.

>>677135713
hahahah
could've gotten vaccinated faggot

>>677132891
This is why you wear a condom children.

Cut your genitals off problem solved your welcome

>>677132891
stop shaving.

>>677135347
A couple weeks?! Thats really aggressive.
Did they show all at once like that?
I'm sorry OP, go to a doc man before it ends up in your piss hole

>>677132891
cut the skin off
all layers, not just the top couple
will bleed like hell but when it heals up warts will be gone

>>677136532
Don't do this OP

Well its unfortunate but thats what you get for fucking burnt out crack whores.

>>677136389
Im guessing he continued to shave, cut them off, masturbate and which spread it all over.

>>677136649
Are you 5 bra? Keep thinking only trash has that disease and your going to be in OP's shoes in no time

>>677136907
isn't hpv like a 50/50 chance of getting it from a chick?

OP here. This is hard to do from my phone. Thank you for all of the kind hearted words. I'll go to my doctor and see what he thinks.

>>677133683
This. I took meds and used ointments and they wouldn't go, I saw that you could do this online and they were gone in about a week.

>>677136155
Condoms don't protect much against warts or herpes, condom only covers your shaft and that leaves everything else exposed like your public area and u can't stop nut slapping.

>>677137283
That is a fact

>>677136654
Yeah that's what it looks like

>>677137534
No problem OP I got herpes so I know the feel kind of, it gets better and life will be back to normal in a year or 2

I have these (not as many) and asked my doctor for something for them and he said it's not HPV... I didn't wanna argue with him that I have HPV but he was full of shit obviously. I rip off one a day so I'm not covered in open wounds. they heal in about 3 days. is there any medicine or is the only option to have them frozen off by a dermatologist?

And I've been with over 30 girls, maybe a few I should have stayed away from.

>>677132891
cut them off with a razor blade

>>677137534
I got em too, my ex fiancé gave em to me and at first I want to kill myself because I'll never have a normal life ever again but it does get better bro, go to the dr and get froze off, I had to go back 4 or 5 times and now I haven't had a breakout in a few years

>>677138169
Got them in college and was given a cream that thins out the skin. Took care of them but they told me many times to make sure I don't get the cream on my nut sack, since it will thin it out and cause major problems.

>>677132891
thats not warts you dumbass thats acne from shaving your dickhair

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>>677132891
only way to get rid of them is to an hero. fag.

>>677138569
You might want to take a closer look because his fucking cock is covered in em and near the base of his shaft.

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you can only get rid of the curse by passing it on to others. use a small child, the qur'an teaches that this is the best method

Wait so what's the difference with genital warts and Fordyce spots

>>677139115
They look so Fucking similar! I go to the doc all the time they keep saying "oh it's anatomy" or "oh that pink bump on your shaft is yeast build up" seriously wtf is yeist build up?

>>677138569
>not sure if troll or serious...
Yes Fordyce are naturally accruing. Warts are warts.

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>be me
>30 years old
>a virgin

>mfw seeing threads like this

Feels good men.

>>677139419
From my understanding genital warts hurts , its uncomfortable, sometimes stings , but idk and the Fordyce spots just dots on the cock

>>677132891
Get a sanding device and sand them away.

>>677139637
Im pretty sure I have Fordyce spots but I'm afraid to go to the doc and they say nope its herps

>>677132891
Those look like ingrown hairs to me you dumb turd. Fucking shave with a decent razor and cream next time.

>>677132891
Nail clippers.

Either a lot of trolling going on here or honest misinformation. Either way ya'll niggas be dumb.

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>>677140346
Yeah and anon is fucking troll, come to b for advice instead of Google

>>677140346
Show us your clean dick

>>677139879
>a sanding device
You mean a sander?

>>677140346
Have fun with your warts then, some of this info is spot on from people with the virus, keep thinking only trashy girls have warts, watch what happens

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>>677132891
>mfw your penis size

>>677140776
I was talking about shit like this.
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>>677139419
>>677139115
>>677138569

Lol @ circumcision. So much healthier and safer huh?

>>677132891
You can also cut a lemon and put it around

>>677141078
Oh hahaha that's just trolling, for my sake I'm going to just believe people can't be that retarded

>>677141099
literally has nothing to do with warts.

>>677132891
Just go to the doctors. The perscription salve takes care of them in a week.

>>677141264
I hope it is trolling but wouldn't doubt if people honestly are this stupid.

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>>677141099
That's just as dumb as cutfags talking about cleanliness.

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>>677132891
Groce

>>677132891
Have sex with baby goat, works like a charm in my country

>>677132891
Try rubbing alcohol.

>>677132891
Go to doctor. Doctor who offer different treatments. Ask for hydrochloric acid bath.

>>677142203
You have to creampie the baby goat, of course. That is to make sure you transfer the wart curse to the baby goat.

>>677134815

Agreed. Shaving when you have warts can make it spread more in that area and anywhere else you shave with the same razor.

>>677136636
It's what I did. Never came back

>>677142673
Exactly, neighbour country they have sex with small girl virgins to get rid of it. Do not work at all, they be superstitious silly people

>>677132891
Wait, nvm. I said they were ingrown hairs, but then I saw that they were dotted all the way up the shaft and there was a big cluster of them right around where the cut foreskin meets the glans.

Yep, you have herpes, you degenerate human filth.

I suggest murdering the girl that gave you that, and then anheroing, but not before carving "HERPES RIDDLED SLUT" across her chest with a steaknife.


A man fucked a prostitute, and then woke up the next morning with his dick black and blue, sad and wimpy.

He scooted off to the doctor, tail between his legs, and the doctor had a look.

"Ah, looks like you have a case of moby dick." The doctor said. "We will have to amputate before it spreads."

The man said. "No, I want a second opinion." and left. He walked to chinatown, tail between his legs, and visited an old chinese pharmacist.

"The doctors say I have a case of the Moby Dick." He said to the pharmacist. "Do you have anything to help?"

"Let me see" The chinese said, and the man dropped his pants. The chinese nodded, and walked to his shelf.

"Not a worry, not a worry, ohhh, I have just the herb to solve problem. Three days time with this herb thrice a day and you will be all cure"

The man breathed a sigh of relief. "Thank you sir! The other doctor said he had to amputate." He took the bottle in his hands and smiled to it.

"Noo, no... western doctors are such barbarians. Take this herb and dick fall right off."

>>677135713
I'm pretty sure I got HPV in the last as well. Same shit happened to me but just not as bad as OPs pic. I just got rid of it by boosting my immune system and eating healthier/working out regularly. I'd suggest you do the same op. Should clear in a few weeks if you do.