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2016-04-01 17:07:30 Post No. 677123261
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Anonymous 2016-04-01 17:07:30 Post No. 677123261 [Report]
My gf is asleep on the couch, /b/

Wat do ?
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Anonymous 2016-04-01 17:08:08 Post No.677123332
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Anonymous 2016-04-01 17:08:08 Post No.677123332 [Report]
>>677123261
Emergency chromosome removal
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Anonymous 2016-04-01 17:08:26 Post No.677123386
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Anonymous 2016-04-01 17:08:26 Post No.677123386 [Report]
>>677123261
Give her a blanket and kiss her on the forehead. :3
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Anonymous 2016-04-01 17:08:53 Post No.677123431
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Anonymous 2016-04-01 17:08:53 Post No.677123431 [Report]
Jizz on her glasses and when she asks you. Say "April fools".
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Anonymous 2016-04-01 17:09:11 Post No.677123469
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Anonymous 2016-04-01 17:09:11 Post No.677123469 [Report]
Rape her faggot
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Anonymous 2016-04-01 17:09:55 Post No.677123576
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Anonymous 2016-04-01 17:09:55 Post No.677123576 [Report]
Give her a treat and tell her not to lay on the couch. Put her back in her cage after you take her for a walk.
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Anonymous 2016-04-01 17:10:06 Post No.677123593
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Anonymous 2016-04-01 17:10:06 Post No.677123593 [Report]
>>677123261
Cock on her forehead
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Anonymous 2016-04-01 17:10:08 Post No.677123595
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Anonymous 2016-04-01 17:10:08 Post No.677123595 [Report]
Oh god, go full aloha snackbar and douse it in gasoline
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Anonymous 2016-04-01 17:10:12 Post No.677123606
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Anonymous 2016-04-01 17:10:12 Post No.677123606 [Report]
Jizz on face if dubs
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Anonymous 2016-04-01 17:10:25 Post No.677123641
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Anonymous 2016-04-01 17:10:25 Post No.677123641 [Report]
Get a hotter gf
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Anonymous 2016-04-01 17:10:43 Post No.677123688
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Anonymous 2016-04-01 17:10:43 Post No.677123688 [Report]
>>677123261
Roll her back into the ocean.
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Anonymous 2016-04-01 17:11:25 Post No.677123774
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Anonymous 2016-04-01 17:11:25 Post No.677123774 [Report]
>>677123261
kill it with fire
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Anonymous 2016-04-01 17:11:29 Post No.677123783
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Anonymous 2016-04-01 17:11:29 Post No.677123783 [Report]
Set her on fire
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Anonymous 2016-04-01 17:11:31 Post No.677123788
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Anonymous 2016-04-01 17:11:31 Post No.677123788 [Report]
Milk her, then tell her she's the best cow you ever had
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Anonymous 2016-04-01 17:11:41 Post No.677123810
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Anonymous 2016-04-01 17:11:41 Post No.677123810 [Report]
>>677123261
the best prank!


let her sleep and show respect.
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Anonymous 2016-04-01 17:12:04 Post No.677123852
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Anonymous 2016-04-01 17:12:04 Post No.677123852 [Report]
>>677123261
eat her before she eats you
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Anonymous 2016-04-01 17:12:08 Post No.677123859
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Anonymous 2016-04-01 17:12:08 Post No.677123859 [Report]
>>677123261
shit
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laptop
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Anonymous 2016-04-01 17:12:23 Post No.677123881
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Anonymous 2016-04-01 17:12:23 Post No.677123881 [Report]
Stop dating the spwan of the huts
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Anonymous 2016-04-01 17:12:24 Post No.677123888
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Anonymous 2016-04-01 17:12:24 Post No.677123888 [Report]
>>677123261
subscribe her to weight watchers
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Anonymous 2016-04-01 17:12:31 Post No.677123905
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Anonymous 2016-04-01 17:12:31 Post No.677123905 [Report]
Milk her, use milk to gain enough muscle mass to lift her out of your house
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Anonymous 2016-04-01 17:12:44 Post No.677123935
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Anonymous 2016-04-01 17:12:44 Post No.677123935 [Report]
>>677123261
Leave her
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Anonymous 2016-04-01 17:12:55 Post No.677123954
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Anonymous 2016-04-01 17:12:55 Post No.677123954 [Report]
Sharpie in pooper
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Anonymous 2016-04-01 17:13:14 Post No.677123987
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Anonymous 2016-04-01 17:13:14 Post No.677123987 [Report]
Nothing cuz gay
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Anonymous 2016-04-01 17:13:15 Post No.677123993
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Anonymous 2016-04-01 17:13:15 Post No.677123993 [Report]
>>677123261
Get your mates round and all wank in her face.....oh hang on - you are on here - you don't have any!
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Anonymous 2016-04-01 17:13:20 Post No.677124005
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Anonymous 2016-04-01 17:13:20 Post No.677124005 [Report]
>>677123888
Witnessed
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Anonymous 2016-04-01 17:13:22 Post No.677124014
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Anonymous 2016-04-01 17:13:22 Post No.677124014 [Report]
Put her on a diet OP
And release her
Also
Take off panties and wash them
She looks disgusting
Your probably disgusting your self
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Anonymous 2016-04-01 17:13:32 Post No.677124034
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Anonymous 2016-04-01 17:13:32 Post No.677124034 [Report]
>>677123261
call 911, they probably are already looking for it
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Anonymous 2016-04-01 17:13:57 Post No.677124088
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Anonymous 2016-04-01 17:13:57 Post No.677124088 [Report]
>>677123261
Surprise her and find a cure for her downs
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Anonymous 2016-04-01 17:14:50 Post No.677124207
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Anonymous 2016-04-01 17:14:50 Post No.677124207 [Report]
>>677123888
Winrar
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Anonymous 2016-04-01 17:15:10 Post No.677124254
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Anonymous 2016-04-01 17:15:10 Post No.677124254 [Report]
>>677123261
Don't be offensive, it is not a woman
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Anonymous 2016-04-01 17:16:19 Post No.677124406
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Anonymous 2016-04-01 17:16:19 Post No.677124406 [Report]
Thats not a woman it's a whale know the difference you can save a life...also harpoon that bitch! Can feed your family for a month
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Anonymous 2016-04-01 17:16:27 Post No.677124418
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Anonymous 2016-04-01 17:16:27 Post No.677124418 [Report]
shitonlaptop.png
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Anonymous 2016-04-01 17:17:43 Post No.677124595
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Anonymous 2016-04-01 17:17:43 Post No.677124595 [Report]
>>677123261
lock every door and window in the house and leave her only weight watchers/nutrisystem to eat for a month. Also, leave a rope in case she decides to end the month early
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Anonymous 2016-04-01 17:18:47 Post No.677124721
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Anonymous 2016-04-01 17:18:47 Post No.677124721 [Report]
Return her to her troglodyte herd
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Anonymous 2016-04-01 17:18:49 Post No.677124725
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Anonymous 2016-04-01 17:18:49 Post No.677124725 [Report]
Steer clear of her sphere of influence; you might not be able to escape it.
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Anonymous 2016-04-01 17:19:18 Post No.677124781
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Anonymous 2016-04-01 17:19:18 Post No.677124781 [Report]
op here
stop commenting on her size, she is normal guys

better ideas ?
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Anonymous 2016-04-01 17:21:58 Post No.677125117
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Anonymous 2016-04-01 17:21:58 Post No.677125117 [Report]
Cum on her face, after that take a pic with timestamp
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Anonymous 2016-04-01 17:22:18 Post No.677125170
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Anonymous 2016-04-01 17:22:18 Post No.677125170 [Report]
Find something in fridge and pour over face
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Anonymous 2016-04-01 17:23:13 Post No.677125299
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Anonymous 2016-04-01 17:23:13 Post No.677125299 [Report]
>>677124781
>normal size

lmfaoo, got yourself a land whale there sonny Jim
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Anonymous 2016-04-01 17:23:49 Post No.677125372
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Anonymous 2016-04-01 17:23:49 Post No.677125372 [Report]
>>677123261
drain all her fat and cut the remaining skin
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Anonymous 2016-04-01 17:24:08 Post No.677125412
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Anonymous 2016-04-01 17:24:08 Post No.677125412 [Report]
Type quietly and turn down the Beiber.
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Anonymous 2016-04-01 17:25:50 Post No.677125638
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Anonymous 2016-04-01 17:25:50 Post No.677125638 [Report]
>>677123261
I don't want her
You can have her
She's too fat for me
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Anonymous 2016-04-01 17:25:50 Post No.677125640
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Anonymous 2016-04-01 17:25:50 Post No.677125640 [Report]
>>677124781
>normal

Kek
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Anonymous 2016-04-01 17:27:20 Post No.677125865
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Anonymous 2016-04-01 17:27:20 Post No.677125865 [Report]
>>677123688
winrar winrar chicken dinrar
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Anonymous 2016-04-01 17:29:09 Post No.677126129
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Jizz on her face while screaming "Hodor!!"
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Anonymous 2016-04-01 17:30:57 Post No.677126365
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Anonymous 2016-04-01 17:30:57 Post No.677126365 [Report]
>>677123332
underr8ted
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Anonymous 2016-04-01 17:31:23 Post No.677126430
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Anonymous 2016-04-01 17:31:23 Post No.677126430 [Report]
>>677123431
Rolling
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Anonymous 2016-04-01 17:32:07 Post No.677126518
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Anonymous 2016-04-01 17:32:07 Post No.677126518 [Report]
>>677123261
Roll her in flour and find the wet spot bro!
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Anonymous 2016-04-01 17:32:17 Post No.677126535
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Anonymous 2016-04-01 17:32:17 Post No.677126535 [Report]
that receding hair line is so hot.
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Anonymous 2016-04-01 17:33:18 Post No.677126682
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Anonymous 2016-04-01 17:33:18 Post No.677126682 [Report]
>>677123261
sleep with an attractive girl while she's passed out
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Anonymous 2016-04-01 17:35:30 Post No.677127000
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Anonymous 2016-04-01 17:35:30 Post No.677127000 [Report]
>>677123261
Get a new one
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Anonymous 2016-04-01 17:37:25 Post No.677127229
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Anonymous 2016-04-01 17:37:25 Post No.677127229 [Report]
wow
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Anonymous 2016-04-01 17:37:55 Post No.677127307
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Anonymous 2016-04-01 17:37:55 Post No.677127307 [Report]
double wow
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Anonymous 2016-04-01 17:37:59 Post No.677127312
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Anonymous 2016-04-01 17:37:59 Post No.677127312 [Report]
>>677123641
This
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Anonymous 2016-04-01 17:38:19 Post No.677127353
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Anonymous 2016-04-01 17:38:19 Post No.677127353 [Report]
>>677123261
Escape, find a girl who doesn't look ugly as sin, or that has died in a fire
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Anonymous 2016-04-01 17:38:38 Post No.677127401
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Anonymous 2016-04-01 17:38:57 Post No.677127436
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Anonymous 2016-04-01 17:38:57 Post No.677127436 [Report]
>>677123261

Make her eat some vegetables without two tons of velveta.
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Anonymous 2016-04-01 17:39:00 Post No.677127439
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Anonymous 2016-04-01 17:39:00 Post No.677127439 [Report]
Show us her dirty panties
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Anonymous 2016-04-01 17:39:45 Post No.677127551
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>>677126129
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Anonymous 2016-04-01 17:39:57 Post No.677127573
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Anonymous 2016-04-01 17:39:57 Post No.677127573 [Report]
>>677123261
run as fast as you can?
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Anonymous 2016-04-01 17:40:26 Post No.677127645
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< 42 > She is such a slut. Never cheat on me. Enjoy /b/ http://www64.zippyshare.com/v/H8FkevR2/file.html Will remove in 5 minutes :)
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Anonymous 2016-04-01 17:41:45 Post No.677127818
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Anonymous 2016-04-01 17:41:45 Post No.677127818 [Report]
>>677127573
It doesn't need to be that fast really.
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Anonymous 2016-04-01 17:42:28 Post No.677127937
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Anonymous 2016-04-01 17:42:28 Post No.677127937 [Report]
>>677127818
toped keked
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Anonymous 2016-04-01 17:42:30 Post No.677127939
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Anonymous 2016-04-01 17:42:30 Post No.677127939 [Report]
>>677123261
Normal size for a baby hippo plus what's up with her Robojaw
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Anonymous 2016-04-01 17:42:47 Post No.677127983
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Anonymous 2016-04-01 17:42:47 Post No.677127983 [Report]
>>677127645
No... And OP, stick a sharpie in her butt please.. I'll totally J off to that...
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Anonymous 2016-04-01 17:42:47 Post No.677127984
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Anonymous 2016-04-01 17:42:47 Post No.677127984 [Report]
Let your neighbor fuck her as you watch and cry.
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Anonymous 2016-04-01 17:42:48 Post No.677127986
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Anonymous 2016-04-01 17:42:48 Post No.677127986 [Report]
>>677127645
At least 4 suspicious files on it
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Anonymous 2016-04-01 17:43:39 Post No.677128098
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Anonymous 2016-04-01 17:43:39 Post No.677128098 [Report]
>>677123261
Dunno breh
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Anonymous 2016-04-01 17:44:18 Post No.677128171
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Anonymous 2016-04-01 17:44:18 Post No.677128171 [Report]
>>677127984
>roll
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Anonymous 2016-04-01 17:45:17 Post No.677128297
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Anonymous 2016-04-01 17:45:17 Post No.677128297 [Report]
>>677123261
>kick her out of house
>get a more attractive, less fast girlfriend.
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Anonymous 2016-04-01 17:45:54 Post No.677128381
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Anonymous 2016-04-01 17:45:54 Post No.677128381 [Report]
Cover her face in cheese and bread
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Anonymous 2016-04-01 17:45:58 Post No.677128388
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>>677123261
You're not gonna do anything, because you're a little bitch... Put a fucking sharpie up her ass you anal cunt!!!
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Anonymous 2016-04-01 17:46:01 Post No.677128395
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Anonymous 2016-04-01 17:46:01 Post No.677128395 [Report]
>>677123261
Op take a boom box outside play the ice cream truck song loud wait for it to run out hit it in the face with a shovel and scream April Fools you fugly twat! Take pics and show us!
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Anonymous 2016-04-01 17:46:21 Post No.677128448
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Anonymous 2016-04-01 17:46:21 Post No.677128448 [Report]
At least give us some options or let us roll for it op you fucking faggot
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Anonymous 2016-04-01 17:47:12 Post No.677128557
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Anonymous 2016-04-01 17:47:12 Post No.677128557 [Report]
>>677128395
Kek and roll
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Anonymous 2016-04-01 17:48:58 Post No.677128764
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Anonymous 2016-04-01 17:48:58 Post No.677128764 [Report]
Blindfold her then wake her up screaminG THE SUN WENT OUT, ITS THE END OF THE WOORLLD.
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Anonymous 2016-04-01 17:49:11 Post No.677128790
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Anonymous 2016-04-01 17:49:11 Post No.677128790 [Report]
I want you to go up to her, put a gun to her head and tell her to wake up, take her out back, put her against the wall and tell her write all the things she will never do on a piece of paper, then what you do is go up to her as she faces the wall and closes her eyes to wait for the bang, go up to her and kiss her in the back of her head, fire your gun at her head, revealing it to be a water pistol then whisper in her ear....

April Fools day.

Bonus points for sticking her list of things on what she will never do on the fridge.
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Anonymous 2016-04-01 17:49:51 Post No.677128879
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>>677128395
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Anonymous 2016-04-01 17:50:09 Post No.677128910
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>>677123261
Full cover she look like ugly and fat
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Anonymous 2016-04-01 17:51:39 Post No.677129095
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Anonymous 2016-04-01 17:51:39 Post No.677129095 [Report]
>>677123261
Leave now, while you can
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Anonymous 2016-04-01 17:52:58 Post No.677129259
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Anonymous 2016-04-01 17:52:58 Post No.677129259 [Report]
>>677123332
hahahahahahaqhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahtrhahhahahahahahhahfah
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Anonymous 2016-04-01 17:53:11 Post No.677129279
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Anonymous 2016-04-01 17:53:11 Post No.677129279 [Report]
>>677123332
Your the real winner here
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Anonymous 2016-04-01 18:00:57 Post No.677130234
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Anonymous 2016-04-01 18:00:57 Post No.677130234 [Report]
>>677123261
Please post nudes.
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Anonymous 2016-04-01 18:03:02 Post No.677130473
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Anonymous 2016-04-01 18:03:02 Post No.677130473 [Report]
>>677130234
do it!
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Anonymous 2016-04-01 18:04:00 Post No.677130581
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Op is cleary a faggot
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Anonymous 2016-04-01 18:04:26 Post No.677130635
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Anonymous 2016-04-01 18:04:26 Post No.677130635 [Report]
Put some gay porn on her PC
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Anonymous 2016-04-01 18:04:48 Post No.677130674
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Anonymous 2016-04-01 18:04:48 Post No.677130674 [Report]
>>677123261
waiting for OP
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>>677123261
>faggot
Ops a fag! Comes to b shows his "ugly gf" gets pissed cuz we make fun of him and her dosent deliver anything. Da fuck pussy!
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