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weirdest things people have bought together

Horseshit. I've been in that store, they don't have employees.

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>>677026834
Have you ever attempted suicide?
If not; you should.

What happens when people try to shoplift? Can you include some stories.

>>677027151
Good point. They exist but they're very avoidant of people they try (and succeed) in getting lost from people's sight.

>>677026834
Ok chippy whats your shrink barometer

What's your IST faggot?

What the hell is best buy? It's it like a Walmart?

>>677027002
Don't really sell anything weird.

Some idiot bought six $300 HDMI cables... for his daughters TV and her shit for college. I think he used a couple though.

Also
>people buying TVs for computer monitors.

I work there too, it's lame.

>>677027340
The same thing that happens at most sotres, they usually just get told to leave.

About 2 weeks ago, A guy grabbed an xbox one that had one of the alarms wrapped around it for expensive items. He snuck next to one of the emergency exits and then sprinted out of it.
Except the door became stuck.
He fell backwards, the alarm went off and he just dropped what he had and walked out of the store with everyone staring. It was 1000% better than anyone being arrested.

>>677027169
No, but I try to convince my coworkers to do it

>>677027403
>Implying I even look, much less, give a shit at those emails

Thats hilarious. Has anyone successfully stolen anything. Also if you wanted to steal from the store how easy would that be?

I worked there years ago. Store 370, we at the top, we're at the peak, 370 can't be beat.

>>677026834
yall ever hit your branded payment goals?

How much are cashiers paid? I want to quit target and maybe go there

>>677027809
how humiliating.

i mean, imagine actually being seen in public with an xbone.

>>677027663
I use my TV as a monitor, got a laptop with a broken screen

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>>677026834
How to steal shit?

Do you flip sale items on eBay?

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>>677027340
Haha this is funny.
>This really fucking huge kid just gets hired
>Really geeky kid, I try to talk to him, but is literally walking brony thread
>Whatever, staying away from him
>Few weeks go by, I go on vacation for 6 days
>Come back to work
>Looking at the future schedule
>New guy not on their
>Say "hey Xavier, why's that autistic kid not on here?"
>Turns out he got fired
>Faggot literally tried to walk out front door with an XBone he hadn't paid for... IN HIS GAY ASS BEST BUY UNIFORM
>Kid didn't understand what was going on when the cops showed up
>No idea what happened to him

>Mfw people like this exist out side of this stupid website

>>677028286
Its actually extremely hard to steal from the store. I used to work at Abercrombie, and even an idiot could steal from Abercrombie. Best Buy though, they strategically place all the security cameras so they have a view of all aisles and most angels. You could steal something like a hard drive, but if you look even a little suspicious, the LP guys will follow you around the store on the cameras the entire time you are there. They can rotate any camera they need to to get a better view, and zoom in.

People have successfully stolen stuff, but usually by sprinting out the door.

What are Best Buy's 4 core values?

>>677026834
Pissed that they discontinued the employee discount that gave you a second income stream on ebay?

>>677029263
walk in, take shit, walk out exit when someone isn't looking. or just walk out exit and refuse to show receipt, they can't stop you. source: ex bby employee (286 here. fuck you suzie)

>>677028595
My store has hit 14 months in a row. I just got 5 apps today.

>>677026834
What's the drug testing policy like and would an A+ cert be enough for geek squad?

Also, is geek squad as shit as I've heard

>>677029592
You obviously haven't worked at best buy, because they absolutely can refuse to let you leave with your product if you don't show a receipt.

>>677029552
We still get an employee discount

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>>677029416
Another fucking chris chan.

>>677029870
Not as good as it used to be though; heard that you could get a monster cable set for less than half the listed price with discount; lots of employees used to use it to resell items on ebay, craigslist

>>677029434
I think best buys major downfall is they're infinitely more suspicious and rude to their own employees than they are to customers
At the store I was in customers stole shit all the time because they only ever cared whether employees were taking things. One guy stole the entire nintendo display shelf and loaded it on a truck once. They thought he was the nintendo rep because he had a nintendo shirt on and made a fake lanyard lol

They actually even repeatedly made sure to make it a point that we all know they don't trust their employees since they always said it's the employees that steal the most stuff. Maybe it's true but I saw customers steal stuff all the time. I never reported it because fuck that place lol

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>>677029674
>>677029674

Geek squad here. If you're looking to become a CA (front end agent) you really dont need experience or anything. To be an ARA (back end that actually does computer repairs) possibly the A+ would help but more than likely it'll be viewed as over-qualified.

Easiest way is to get any position, suck manager dick and transfer into geek squad.

>>677029767
lmao then tell that to my bosses you jew

>>677030010
We still can. We get whatever best buy paid for it. So if i buy a computer, I get nothing off because we sell at cost. But, I can buy a $100 monster cable for $10-20. Most people selling them though have probably been caught, because the people who work for loss prevention are excellent at catching people who abuse their discount or steal shit.

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>>677029130
Don't listen to this faggot>>677029434

It's easy as shit. Your have no idea how much money we lose from theft.

Act like your buying shit. Don't look around or anything. Hell, talk to an employee about some random shit, it's no big deal. Then, find an area with some customers, just not by yourself. Be casual and sneak shit in your whatever. The object is to not look sketch and draw attention. The AP guys are always looking at ANYTHING OUT OF THE ORDINARY.

>>677026834
why haven't you killed yourself yet?

>>677026834
what's the worst thing to buy?

How often do the geek squad just do simple fresh re-installs for random, naive stock computer folk?

>>677030484
Trying to assist in suicides for the other employees

>>677027340
I work in loss prevention for a department store. We tackle people and they go to jail

>>677030560
>>677030560

Most check ins at my store are simple setups. If its software related ARA agents can fix the majority but anything hardware related typically gets sent to our service center.

Show us your tits bitch

and can I get a position just telling old people that no matter what they buy, it's not going to stop them from dying in less than a month?

>>677030640
Why do you fucking tickle people, that's fuckin gay!

>>677029552
They didn't

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>>677026834

Ever stole anything from there?

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>>677030640
How does tickling them work?

>>677030880
>tickle

Wut

>>677026834
You got mag or pac sales

>>677030119
I absolutely agree with this. The AP guys at the front are fucking assholes about everything. They just stare at you as you walk in as an employee, and are always suspicious.
I don't believe the horse shit statistc that around %80 of theft is internal. OR, if it is, I guarantee it is coming from the front office manager and and HQ people. They probably steal shit all the time.

I find it offensive that in all the god damned e-learning we have to take, we constantly get reminded "You can NOT accept gifts from vendors for selling their products"
Bitch, a vendor won't give free shit to some fucking sales consultant. Some at HQ who decided how much and what product gets ordered though? Yes.

They do make it sound like most loss is just regular employee pocking fucking flash drives and games, but I guarantee most loss come from corporate assholes, who have never sold a damned thing in their lives.

>>677031064
>tackle
>tickle

>>677030640
Why does LP suckle cucks?

>>677029197
You made the best with what you had though. Since faggots actually still buy fucking TVs as computer monitors thinking they're better.

>>677030119
Employees have potential to steal more shit

>>677030391
Maybe at you shit store, but my store actually meets its goals and protects it products.

>>677030560

ARA here. Typically we know beforehand if the issue can be resolved without a restore. Either way we always start with full hardware diagnostics. 90% of the units I get checked in are some kind of virus or hijacker.

>>677030820 << is correct about hardware repairs, though we try to avoid the COD repairs or something simple we can get the part for in store because the service center is shit.

>>677030494
Furniture

>>677026834
YAY geek squad, The taco bell of IT!

>>677031291
^^^^
Angry bad shoplifter

>>677031216
At my location ap is either completely inept (all apprehension s afe initiated by employees with management) or is a collosal tyranically dick bag

>>677031393
>Giving a shit about a company this big
Fool
Have fun at your store manager position when your 40

>>677029674
It's not required. Geek Squad is a fucking joke

>>677027663
He probably tied them together into a noose. Hope he kept the receipt.

>>677031694
>be 40
>make $80,000 a year will full medical, dental and 401K
Pshhh, yeah, what a fucking loser.

>>677026834
Professional IT Tech Here, there is a best buy in town.... you mother fuckers in the geek squad have a terrible reputation. I don't mind thou, cause it makes me more money lol.

Clearly the people in the geek squad have to be thinking at some point.... Is what we are doing actually right? I mean morally?"

>>677031942
Figured, I usually know more shit than them when I used to go in for parts; those were the days before I discovered newegg.

>>677030214
THIS

>>677026834

What do you WANT to do?

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>>677032018
The morality of sales
Doent exist its a business chucklenuts, if you charge then you are no better than us

How easy is it to get a register employee to validate an Amazon warehouse price?

>>677032003
good story tell me more

>>677026834
Why the fuck can't I return rocksmith

how easy is it to skim from the top and pull the wool over your masters eyes?

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>>677026834
I know more about what I'm looking for than you...

>>677031347
That is the theory I suppose but they seriously need to find a better way than making all their employees feel like common criminals.
We have to sell shitty overpriced garbage, the least they could do is treat you somewhat kindly. If they want employees to sell service plan so the managers can get their quarterly bonus then maybe treat your employees well so that they actually feel attached to the store. Also maybe then employees wouldn't steal so much since they weren't treated like garbage so they don't begin to resent their workplace.

>>677032482
It is agame and subject you is copy right laws so no return for you should have thought twice before blowing your money on garbage

>>677032606
Ahh, yes, the retards who come into the store, have absolutely no idea what they are looking at, and when what they bought doesn't work for them they go to customer service and say "This is broken, I want to return it."

>>677032003
Lol go for it man. Sounds like a fulfilling life.

>>677032489
Not very, any variance draws there attention to you

>>677030348
>)
Fuck you guys, I work for Staples (CA) and they give us a piddly 10% off of stuff. It's bullshit.

>>677032762
>subject you is copy right laws
Nigger what did you even say?

>>677032264
Something with turquoise


But 4 real, I don't know yet. Drone security is interesting

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>>677032838
I will go to best buy for games, and that's it. I would never buy your trash electronics.
You have nothing I want.

>>677032979
It was supposed to say subject to US copyright laws but fucking auto correct

So, I find a better price on amazon, it's sold by and shipped by amazon, it's the same product number, model number, packaging, etc.

Why do you have to give me shit, why do you have to manhandle my phone?

>>677033128
Dont be mad just cause your ass is broke

>>677032963

good answer, i like honesty.

ever thought about it though?

>>677032729
I feel the same way you do man, but the truth if they don't give a shit about sales consultants. We make them all the money, and we get shit on.

Every elearning is a condescending, piece of shit video about a fake sell thet NEVER depicts what happens in a real life sales scenario. You have to learn how to sell by people who already know how or have learned to sell by interacting with actually customers.

They don't care about the store level employes. The people who have the most potential to steal, and who steal the most, are those in upper management level positions. But they are too busy taking company retreats, and traveling all over the country to show up to a terrified store manager and employee with condescending looks on their faces, to accept any responsibility for their own actions.

>>677032326
You sell people terrible computers, seriously. Low end budget shit. 400 dollar specials. KEK..... Atleast once i week i see one of them them shitty external power supply desktop.

I have one right now on my work bench, doing data recovery on the drive and building the lady a new machine.

She learned her lesson, over 300 dollars wasted on that shit bucket, Charging her 400 for the data recovery cost and another 850 for a Quality intel build with a full 3 year warranty.

Not hatin but seriously you guys are viewed as the cesspool of the IT industry

>>677027340
I work at Best Buy as well. Some kid tried to run out the entrance doors (that don't open automatically from the inside) and our AP guy tripped (tackled) the kid as he tried to run out the exit.

Any other Autotechs here? This job...omfg

>>677033155
Shouldn't I be able to return a product that I bought though?

>>677033286

perhaps new guy Sam gets his password, you simply refund a bunch of shit under his code without being noticed.... Fuck Sam?

>>677032606
>human eye can't see past 30 frames ps and pixels make no difference after 1080
They exist anon

>>677033183
Anything cable related
>cables4less/cablesforless
I forget which one, but they're the cheapest cables I've seen. You're a fool if you buy cables at a store with a 500% markup or MORE

>>677033121

You may want to start focusing on robotics and a basic programming language. You could so some cool shit and actually be an innovator. Aim high, holmes.

>>677033286
No i cant get away with enough to make it worth the time and heart ache plus theives are subhumans

>>677033128
Good TVs

>>677026834
I used to work there 6 years ago

Get a real job faggot

>>677033128
>trash electronics
You are probably mentally retarded, and don't understand this, but Best Buy doesn't MAKE anything. We are a RETAIL store. We sell other people's electronics.

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>>677033280
I aint broke because I dont shop there
I dont shop there because your store is trash
Why would I buy anything there when I can get it online for cheaper?

>>677026834
Fellow blue shirt.

>>677033704
Although some are actually "best buy exclusives" which mean there's some partnering going on between best buy and the company.

>>677033183
Cuz you faked it

>>677033836
>Works at best buy
>is proud to meet fellow blue shirt faggot
Go drink bleach, fuckface.

>>677033183
Because 90% of the time when we tell people it has to be sold and shipped by amazon, they just say "Oh, yes, it is!" and when we check it isn't. And because corporate is assholes, if we fuck this up enough times, they will fire us. So im not going to risk my job because you want to save $3.45 on an hdmi cable.

>>677033704
Best buy makes like 10 brands brah

>>677033770

and on top of that you slip a dead guys SIN number and get away with the job interview on pure charisma.... and you take three weeks to clean the store out. like a ghost.

>>677033704
Put gems on a turd and it's still a turd.
Store is still trash
I can still get it cheaper elsewhere
>but tvs
Yeah... I can get those somewhere else.

>>677033389
Nigga we dont make them or force the customer to buy them, the option to purchase quality computer goods is offered just not accepted by the slackjaw populas

>>677033433
I suplexed a niglet through the front door once

>>677026834
do people ever come in wearing close similar to what you wear and start to harass employees

>>677033944
Seriously, we want to rub your face glass

>>677030214
Another agent here He aint wrong

>>677033389
>Low end budget shit
This isn't the 90's you retard. There no longer exists high quality computers that are cheap.
Cheap assholes like you are the bane of Best Buy's existance. Every day someone like you comes in and asks me
"I want a computer with AT LEAST and i5, it has to be 6th gen, I want and SSD drive, at least 500gb, and no less than 8 gigs of ram, but i will not pay a CENT more than $300."

>>677033478
No caveat emptor mother fucker live be it

>>677034336
Nigger, come talk to me when you aren't fucking drunk. Nothing you have said so far makes any sense whatsoever.

>>677034437
WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK ARE YOU SAYING?!?!

>>677034404
Who then proceed to buy the HP Stream and return it because they ran out of space within 15 days.

>>677033478
Not one that is very easily to copy. Every store nation wide (not just best buy) has the same policy on software.

>>677033944
>implying I'm proud of my job
>implying you're not 11

>>677033836
Me too solidarity brother>>677033836

>>677034064
Or just get it there for return policy, customer service, and quicker buying/returning.
Also manufactures return policy gets extended

>>677032018
Hey hey no worries. Plenty of mom'n'pop horror stories come my way. Far as morality? Can't say I work in a scummy squad. I spend most of my time doing free looks, advice and logistic stuff for robotic overlords. Most people I talk to are already paid up / have really basic problems

>>677034783
I never have trouble with my electronics. I care for them, live alone and am not a moran. I know how to service my own shit.

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>>677033868
Best buy sale 33% of all laptops sold each year, world wide, so yes, some companies will give exclusives to best buy. We don't pay them anything for it.

>>677026834

why can't you guys ever ACTUALLY help me with shit.

>>677034576
It means " let the buyer beware" you cock thistle

>>677035041
>Implying you aren't a moron
>spells "Moron" incorrectly

>>677034752
Horrible people

>>677034042
Best buy bought about 3 brands that already existed. Its like apple buying beats. They don;t really make beats, they just own them.

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>>677035273
>Wants to make America great again.
>Actually thinks moran is spelt moron.

>>677035041
>>677035273
It's like the trolls don't even try nowadays

>>677034404
Hate it for you.... I average around 12 custom system builds a month with quality parts. Only intel processors and Asus mobos with ssd's.. I don't service bottom feeder clients. I am not the 20 dollar virus removal guy. I have some of the largest business contracts in the county that i am in. 1 of my managed contract clients is 86k a year. Course thats not all profit, replacement builds, equipment ect comes out of that budget. Also i do all the in car police tough books. My client base is pretty big.

Talking with other IT Professionals in the industry you guys do have a really bad rep.

Now i am not saying some of you don't have some real talent and knowledge but you work for such a cesspool outfit its not even funny.

I couldn't drag myself into that fucking place and slap a label on saying "geek squad" without wanting to kill myself.

>>677035639
What can you do? It must have been a slow day...

stop fucking asking me if i want help with something

>>677035639
>Implying
Oh, is my opinion different than yours? I'm sorry. I had no idea everyone was entitled to your opinion.
Grab an order of go fuck yourself and choke on it, nigger.

>>677032018
When I show someone how to hold shift, click restart and get the advanced menu of how to reload the system, just how we would... and they say they're more comfortable having us do so... I can sleep at night, yes... then it's a $100 "convenience fee."

...

>>677035970
Than shop online. If you are so incredibly socially retarded that you cant bare to say "No, thanks, im good", than you should probably just slit your wrist. or stay inside.

>>677036045
Why?
https://youtu.be/xzpndHtdl9A

>>677036480
Or both

>>677036302
nervous?

>>677026834
What expensive but useless product are you currently pushing on customers?

>>677036859
I just can't handle the amount of faggotry in this this thread...

One of you blue shirt fags has had to think about going all columbine up in that bitch, More then once.

>>677026834
leave me the fuck alone, i know what i want and i know where it is and i'm only here to see what the price is so i can go home and buy it on amazon

>>677026834
what's up waves, miss you you bastard. Enjoying North Dakota?

>>677026834
how much are you making each year? your hourly rate?

>>677037182
Not really, its not a job like the post office, or a factory where everything is monotonous and boring. You have the potential to work your way up the ladder for a career if that is what you want, but most people who work there are just passing through while they are in their 20's.

Your internet password.

>>677037321
You know, there is a magical place called "Bestbuy.com" that has all of our prices on it.

>>677037321
Never fuck nuts i am gonna contact you just to piss you off and send my coworker to do it to cause why yhe fuck not if we are not slammed it helps pass the time

>>677026834
What's the best external hard drive for dieing alone?

>>677037513
You have not worked there long enough.

>>677037474
Depends widely on the position. Personally, I make around $13/hr but if you are a cashier, it more like $8/hr.

>>677036981
It's funny harhar

>>677037640
Any of the toshibas would work nicely

How does it feel being a store that's a catalog for amazon?

>>677037321
Just so you know, everytime someone like you is an asshole about us asking if you need any help, I always send everyone I know to check if you need help. And no, this doesn't hurt business, because I don't want pricks like you to shop with us.

>>677037640
>>677037798
Then top it off with a westinghouse TV. It'll give up on life well before you do

>>677026834
I got fired from best buy years ago, it's cool though, fuck them as a company, your sales performance (no matter how good it may be) will ever be good enough for their embezzling, coke snorting, jet flying hooker fucking executives.

I'm much happier at my 150k/year job with benefits now.

>>677037712
im glad i live in australia. those figures would be considered slavery over here

>>677037916
They started price matching because of that 10 year old joke.

>>677038069
will never*

>>677038069
whats your job now?

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>>677034622
FUCK THE HP STREAM, FUCK ALL THOSE SHITTY COMPUTERS WITH 32GB AND A CELERON

>>677037916
You underestimate peoples need to have some "RIGHT FUCKING NOW". When amazon starts to use drones, than we will be much more fucked. But, as of now, sales are up, and we price match amazon.

>>677036938
Any brand of headphones they sell. Terribly overpriced trash.

>>677038069
How badly did you fuck up to get fired? It's nearly impossible there

>>677038290
Or those e1 hp desktops

>>677037182
Once a day. There are some truly terrible people.

>>677038290
People don't understand how shitty they are. They simply say "Well, if it runs Microsoft office, than that is all I need."
I usually just tell them, "Yes, it will get you from point A to point B, but It's like driving from California to New York in a golf cart."

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Magnolia SD here. I cannot tell you the shit-eating grin I get when people buy our 700% mark-up cables.

>>677038572
I fucking love that analogy. Literally using that at work. (fry's employee btw)

>>677038558
And the want that hdmi to rca they saw online or the free tv box there friend told them about

>>677038511
Those too, anything less than an a6 or penitum is literally not worth bothering with at all, no matter who you are.

>>677038749
Every damn day with the hdmi to rca cable. The look on their faces when they realize that we don't stock everyone of the tens of thousands of items we have online...

>>677038578
>Even caring you made a big sale
>Not just saving them money by getting decently priced functionality

Nigga-

>>677034155
Your high end shit is lowend, your prices are a rip off. Kys

>>677030640
works differently than walmart huh? where the loss prevention just goes over all the shit thats gone and writes it down.. jobsdone.

>>677039192
Magnolia makes commission, and a fuckton of it off of cable and marked up stuff. I would be doing the same shit if i worked commission. I'm not doing charity work, I want to eat and pay rent.

>>677033121
Kek

>>677039231
Do you think you are some kind of prophet who is the only person in the land who can see through the bullshit? Somehow, Best Buyhas become a multi-billion dollar corporation by selling shit for high prices. Than tell me, why has another company not overtaken them by selling high end electronics for the same prices?

>>677039594
Oh. Yeah my store, while huge, doesn't have the Magnolia. I've gone years just chasing people away from total bullshit and hooking them up with relevant shit. Now I just fix computers when old white people and their children break 'em.

>>677038416
I was working part time in home theater while in college. Despite my measly 20 hours a week, I was in the top 10 home theater sales associates in the country.

I felt under appreciated as an employee. I hit all my metrics and they still gave me snarky performance reviews. As a result, I rarely showed up on time, because I was also paid shit (no incentive wage, also denied raise) despite consistently making 10k+ sales daily.

I was put on a final warning and then eventually got fired when my car broke down after 5 months of perfect attendance. My GM loved me and was a cool dude that I really got along with. My direct manager though was a disgruntled cunt stuck in middle management and hated her life. I was happy to leave.

>>677038252
All I'll tell is you is, Marketing at a tech firm. I live in the Bay Area.

>>677032729
I think if they wanted employees to sell service plans if they got $10 or a % of the plans price that shit would be sold all the fucking time

You guys should start offering cash for gold

>>677039998
How bout a glass of water for 1 euro?

>>677030214
Pretty much this. CA with a mouth full of GM jizz here.

>>677039908
That sucks. But go figure when you bring in the money they put you on a treadmill with a carrot on a stick. I went from selling to fixing and have always seen a distinct lack of pressure to do well, anything. I kinda' caught wise to excelling too much in the company when I saw many "top" people would get fired for theft or lying for sales. I'm swell just being clever there while school wraps up

>>677038749
>>677039025
It's what gets me up in the morning everyday of my life

>>677040328
Shut up and help my grandma email me her titties

BEST WAY TO GET FREE SHIT!

>>677033389
>You sell people terrible computers, seriously. Low end budget shit. 400 dollar specials. KEK..... Atleast once i week i see one of them them shitty external power supply desktop.


I have spent half an hour or more when i first started selling computers trying to get people to get something other than the cheap under $400 dollar shit but it is a waste of breath.

You tell me, what you would do when asked for a gaming pc and right after they say they want the $149 atom 2GB ram 32GB hdd pc? If you tell them it will not work they will either tell you OK (then find someone else to sell it to them and you lose the revenue), or My Friend says it will work, or they call a manager to bitch you out until you sell them the pos they want...

Now days I ask what they want, then take them to something that will do it if they make "the face" i know to ask what they could spend on it then take them to the best pos at that price.

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Want a Best Buy coworker nude pics?

Who had sex in the break room last time?

>>677033478
NO! if the shit is defective you can exchange it for the same shit you bought, but why should best buy be your free 14 day rental place?

>>677026834
Does an alien ware worth it for it cost?

>>677041706
At my store it was sherri payden but that sloot rode everyone

>>677041852
You fuck her? If she is that easy, start to gang bang.

>>677041612
BBY NUDIE THREAD

If we have some geeks in share some good horror stories

>This month
>In home agent meets with family who says they've been hacked (this word is overused)
>Nothing too wrong with their XP machine
>Client goes through temp chases, saying it's all the people hacking in
>She says she knows it's ISIS
>Wants it wiped
>Home agent warns store: just nod and do what they want, they're covered
>The initially talk to me with their tobacco orange dust computer and 300+ of copy and pasted printed "proof" of hacking
>Bad at patronizing, suggest they're mistaken within 5 minutes
>See client and her family of rednecks slowly turn mean at the suggestion
>They didn't fully understand me, I hand the case over and eject button out
>We follow their request to restore system with no updates or internet connection
>Two days later their back because ISIS is at it again

Life is fun sometimes.

How do you employees typically feel about vendors and merchandisers?

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>>677027663


Nigga, why the fuck would you not want a big ass 4k TV for a monitor when it's not that much more than the 28inch samsung monitors?

>INB4 some cheeto mt dew bs response

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>>677041951

>>677041943
no, but he cunt did try to psychoanalyze me, one community college psych class and she thought she could handle my bucket of fun

>>677026834
>>677026834
>>677026834
Wat % of customers are casuals?

>>677041612
She fuck the manager! Blew him in the bathroom and showed the video to everyone and she got fired.

>>677042580
All of them.

>>677042208
Jej
TVs are built differently than computer monitors
They are specific for a reason

Why don't I just go to best buy and ask an employee anything?

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>>677042701
do it especially during mid afternoon on a weekday make our time go faster

>>677035200
>why can't you guys ever ACTUALLY help me with shit.

Help how? Most sales employees have so sell a $$$ per hour if not you get bitched at lose hours or get written up. Why would any employee risk that to answer questions which can just be googled? 90% of the shit im asked and made to answer by a manager Is the first search result on google.

>>677042668
/thread

>>677043014
Dude if they knew about google I'd be out of the job
Shut. The. Fuck. Up.

>>677035970
>stop fucking asking me if i want help with something

They are probably asking if you need help because 1.) You look like your stealing, or 2.) A manager asked the employee to talk to you and or an manager was coming and they wanted the manager see them ask you if you needed help.

>>677043147
Might as well be a registered nurse

I heard that the guys at the Geek Squad have awesome porn and CP collections they downloaded from computers bought in for repair.

>>677026834
What did it feel like when you hit those twin towers?

>>677041966
CovertAgentFag here
We catch so many clients with porn up on their browsers when we first connect if the queue is high and wait times are an hour +

>>677044122
Dubs don't lie
This faggot heard something

>>677044122
I can't even imagine having the time to invade someone's private shit

I have noticed anyone who's email is similar to "cooldad" or "partydad" tend to be loaded with porn

Ooh and one time we ruined a marriage when Win8 came out, and the photo library tile would preview images from any photo directory and it was displaying gay porn

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>>677026834
How many nigs could a nigger nigger nig if a nigger nigger could nig nig?

>>677044983
Bout tree fiddy

Ask a Kohls employee anything

>>677026834
how the fuck do they pay you fags? literally every time I've been in a Best Buy the employees out numbered customers at least 4 to 1.

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>>677027151
Horseshit. I've been in that employee, they don't have any stores.

>>677045195
Where do you get the nerve?

>>677030640
Ticklin faggot

>>677046599
I'm with this fag

Tackle me and see Wat happens