>>676991848
Are you a psychologist

I'm getting tired of society and life and wish to sew chaos across the globe and change existence inside out. Should I buy a new car?

bumpu

>>676991848

If a psychologist needs professional help and contacts an other psychologist, would the therapy be successful even if the patient would know how all the stages would work?

>>676992082
Uhm. Can you read?

>>676992098
Probably not; the sub-prime loan crisis is imploding right now.

>>676992176
There are no guarantees of anything. But generally, it's not any less effective than anyone else.

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>>676992098
Can you afford all the expenses that come with it?

>>676991848
Card tricks or coin tricks?

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Why do I have have such a hard time learning from my mistakes?

>>676992322
Because you refuse to acknowledge your flaws. Take a hard long look at yourself man. The only way to get better is to admit you aren't perfect.

>>676991848
what are your credentials
what does your usual day comprise of

How do I become a psycologist?

>>676991848
Have you ever been as far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

>>676992527
I'm a psychologist and a programmer.
My day is mainly debugging financial models.

>>676992552
Go to school for a long time with no palpable benefits.

>>676992553
Yes.

How can I stop any adiction

>>676991848
why am i excited with the pain, not just others, but mine as well, i feel that is what feels me up, and in need it to be ironically happy

>>676991848
how to deal with psychopathy?

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How was your day? It's nice to see the thread again! A little later than usual though!

>>676991848
what's your favourite sex position?

>>676992765
I don't understand the question.

>>676992799
That's rather common; often pain and pleasure get their wires crossed in the brain.

>>676992840
That's not a real thing, so just ignore it.

>>676992845
I was late getting home from work. Sorry.

>>676991848
I heard voices in my head for four weeks a few years back and they haven't come back since, is that normal?

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>>676992765
By killing it cold turkey.

>>676992252
I'm >>676992176

Let's say he has depression. I know there are different opportunities how a psychologist can help a person with depression. But isn't it weird when he has patients who have depression and he gives them the treat they need knowing that this wouldn't work in his own case?

What is good for helping anxiety?

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Is it bad that I need words of affirmation in order to feel loved? I get showered with gifts and such, but all I really want is for my significant other to SAY they love me.

>>676992989
I forgive you!

>>676991848
What do you think of Citalopram?

>>676991848
How can I get over her ?

>>676992989
I mean, even with psychological pain? not just physical, seeing my "loved" ones weep just because of my cruelty

>>676991848
How do I defeat my laziness and procrastination?
I've had a master's degree for 2 years, yet I'm an unemployable fatass because I just can't start losing some weight and looking for a job.

>>676992954
The one I orgasm in.

>>676993014
Auditory hallucinations are no big deal if not chronic, though "four weeks" is a bit long. What kind of voices were they?

I would recommend not doing any sort of illicit drugs if you've had true auditory hallucinations though; it could hint at an underlying schizophrenia, which could be awakened by amphetamines, pot, etc

>>676993128
Oh hey Mokou.

>>676993207
Beta blockers.

>>676993213
Yes, that's bad; everyone shows love in their own way, so if you cannot accept that, the relationship will suffer.

>>676993199
it will work in his own case. I'm not sure what you are talking about.

>>676993293
Finding a new one.

>>676993342
Pain is pain; it call comes from the same pathways.

>>676993269
Useful medication for certain things.

>>676993355
Weight loss is not easy and has nothing to do with laziness.

>>676992252
Yeah.. That's true.

>>676992266
I could but then there's the sub-prime loan crisis to think of. Perhaps I'll just walk.

>>676991848
I love KMFDM, wearing a black trench coat, black army boots and lennon shades I also hate people of all kinds and types. Did I mention that I have a weapon obsession? am i fine?

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>>676991848
Idk if this is serious or fuck it
I'm 21 male, very long story short, i have been antisocial and alchoholic the last 3 years. And as in antisocial i mean, i havent been outside my door, only if it was meeting with psychiatrist or parents.

When i was 15 to 18 i had a great life. I was more social then most people. I could stand infront of 60 people without being nervous. I had girlfriends all three years i spend on the (dont know what its called in english so im just gonna call it a BoardingSchool.)
I have lied about my father all my life even tho he was a great father. I dont lie anymore nor do i get into violence or stealingproblems anymore. I live alone as i said. isolated.
My parents werent born intelligent. they are both very emotional and my father is incecure, this has made my grownUp years into a living hell. It was.

I believe that because of the years away from home, also being homeless as 18yo and the years selling drugs and doing drugs, has made me very intelligent in some very good ways.

I still believe im ignorant tho, i still believe i dont see the big picture as i should. i am trying hard tho.
the last 3 years has been nothing but loneliness, food and alchohol.

what advice can u help me with?

>21yo male from denmark here. cheers

>>676993518
how can i deal with bipolar ad?

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Based on my pic do you think I have autism?>>676991848

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>>676993645
Sounds like you are edgy as fuck. You'll age out of it. Nbd.

>>676993750
I'd recommend to stop drinking and doing illicit drugs.

>>676993768
I don't understand the question.

>>676991848

should I bring up the fact that I've been having visual hallucinations with my optometrist? I havent talked to anybody else about this

I want to make love to my dog and I obsessively post pictures of Spiderman.

>>676993851
No, I'd say you just need some new glasses.

>>676993941
No, you should bring it up with your doctor.

>>676993955
Sounds like a normal /b/tard to me.

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how do I stop myself from doing this.
pic related

>Be me
>have ADHD Biological depression and Social Anxiety
>never had a girlfriend
>still attend School
>most people like me but that's it
>"friends" always doing shit
>never doing shit with me
>life is both disappointing and boring
Wat do?

>>676993851
No but you do look a bit narcissistic

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>>676993955
Your dog doesn't love you and thinks you're creepy, seek help.
>>676993372
Hello.

>>676991848
Hey, Psychologist!

I like feet and bitches love me playing with their feet.

My friends tell me I'm weird.

Is it cause I'm fucked up? I don't really give a fuck, but I'd really like to know what mainstream psychology thinks about paraphilia.

>>676994062
What is biological depression? I don't see that in the DSM or ICD.

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How to become skeleton

I'm a lazy ass and keep delaying my uni work everytime and I prefer to sleep instead of going to classes, and I'm anxious everytime about this, what's wrong with me ? I can't get to work and I need help

I'd begun to count every step I take, should I worry?

Also, sometimes I pretend I am chicken burrito.

Opinions on otherkin?

>>676994202
Foot fetishes are the most common fetishes; it's normal.

>>676994182
How are you Mokou-tan?

>>676994258
You should seek counseling at your school.

>>676994280
I would avoid doing that.

>>676994309
They sure are a thing.

>>676993885
how do i stop wanting to kill myself due to bipolar disorder?

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>>676994213
Death and decomposition.

>>676993885
dont answer me when u havent read it all nor understood it.
I dont have any respect for you

>>676994213
there is one inside you waiting to escape its flesh prison right now

>>676994389
Find a therapist and go through CBT; it's highly effective.

>>676994425
I read it all, and understood it all. That's my answer.

>>676994203
Biological Depression makes you feel like a sad little fucker often

What you think of Scientology?

>>676994540
That sounds like major clinical depression.

>>676994617
Just a cult like all the other mainstream religions. Nothing new.

>>676994382
Why would you avoid the counting? I have a brother that would count stairs and other stuff

>>676994711
Because it tends to intensify the more you do it until you can't NOT do it.

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>>676994213
Once you become skeleton, you must do this dance

i'm affraid of social interaction but i seek for acceptance

>>676994768
Is there an underlying disorder that it would possibly occur because of?

I post threads about what I should do with a dead animal and post furry hentai. What's wrong with me?

>>676994535
So doing drugs is your answer to a 21 year old that have been drinking alcohol and spending all time alone the past 3 years?
Also, you reccomend drugs to a guy that has been doing drugs since he was 15 to 18, i got Tinitus, paranoia, all sorts of things because of that.

and you tell me you understood it all and recommend me drugs as an advice?
dont explain, just say yes or no?

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>>676994382
I am somewhat okay.

>>676994928
Why are you afraid?

>>676994934
OCD or anxiety disorders.

>>676994966
I recommended he NOT do drugs actually. Try harder.

I'm a full-fledged 34 years old wizard. Never even touched a dirty succubus in my life.
I've been playing out various fantasies in my head, mostly to fight boredom and loneliness at times (I'm not your suicidal tfw no gf kind of guy, I consider myself reasonably happy and mentally balanced), and building up fantasy worlds and characters. I usually spend at least 30 minutes while trying to fall asleep roleplaying in my head, and maybe another 30 minutes during the day when I'm bored.

Anyway, I've started to grow attached to one of my characters, kind of like an imaginary friend. The thing is, after a few years of doing this, I genuinely fell in love with her. Never had any audiovisual hallucinations, but the feelings are very real. I love someone who doesn't exist. Whenever I think of touching her face or hugging her, I feel warmth in my chest, and it feels like thinking about a real person who's just not here at the moment. Is this okay, or am I slowly losing it?

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Is this okay?

>>676994992
Good to hear.

>>676994945
You need to get out more.

>>676995078
Well. You aren't losing it SLOWLY, let me say that.

>>676994701
It might be Clinical.Just got use to calling it biological

>>676994382

It's a university, not a school, so there's none of this shit

My friend decided to date my ex and I just found out. Little upset. What should I do?

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>>676995078
That kind of life sounds horrible.

>>676995182
Universities generally have programs too.

>>676995173
I recommend seeking medical attention.

>>676995219
Deal with it? He's your friend, and she is your ex. Why can't you be happy for them?

>>676995023
What?

>>676991848
Opinions about this site?
Professional and personal.

>>676995023
i feel akward dealing with people and i'm affraid of judgements

>>676995319
Don't know what that is in reference to

>>676995413
Which website? You didn't link anything.

>>676995435
Why are you afraid?

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>>676995435
Seems pretty normal.

>>676995299
Got medication for it.It's supposed to treat both depression and ADHD.What do you think I should do for my shitty social life?

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>>676991848

How do I stop having insomnia from (apparent) anxiety.

It seems like my brain simply never turns off and is constantly analyzing, categorizing and making plans for over 9000 outcomes for everything in my life.

It seems to be beyond my control.

I just wish I could lay down and sleep in less than 2 hours even while taking Ambien every day for the last 5 years.

;_;

>>676995740
No medication treats both at the same time.

And I recommend you go out more!

>>676995789
Have you tried unisom? It's actually more effective than ambien.

>>676995554
>4chink
Or just opinionate on different forms of social media.

I use any drugs I can get my hands on to cope with crippling depression because there's nobody left alive who cares enough about me to worry about me doing that, I've got 4 previous suicide attempts (tried to OD on drugs, ended up just having a good time and crying when I sobered up) and I'm a senior in high school. I also tried therapy but after bouncing from specialist to specialist, none of them did much.
If I were ever sober long enough to think clearly I'd be absolutely miserable.

How fucked am I OP?

>>676995789
If you tire yourself with exercise, you'll not be able to stay awake

>>676995299

I'll check it out, but I'm unsure about it, especially in France

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You're welcome.

>>676995947
It's my home. A more wretched hive of scum and villainy I have never seen. Still, out of all of the places like it, I've never found one more free or interesting.

>>676996039
Really really fucked. Depression never responds to self medication Anonymous.

Go to a doctor.

>>676991848
Why do I, with a fairly happy and normal life, find myself imagining me doing daft shit? I stand at a high point and imagine jumping over the barrier, or I'm talking to someone and just picture smacking him really hard - stupid stuff like that. I'd never do it, but I just kind of wonder.

>>676995896
Nope. I'm going to talk to my doctor about it though.

>>676996051
Not true when you actually have chronic insomnia. It does help, but unless you literally exhaust yourself with long term continuous exercise (hours long sessions) it won't help since it's my mind that won't stop, not my body.

I do workout because of it and I would say it improves my sleep in about 10%.

>>676996408
You need to find an outlet for your coming of age feelings

>>676996537
I'm 39, no shit.

>>676996408
That's how everyone is; there's a special circuit in your brain that tries out various things that COULD occur, so that you know what to do and what NOT to do.

As long as it doesn't harm you or hurt your life, it's perfectly normal.

>>676996471
It's OTC in most countries.

>>676996471
I do disagree, but that is due to my inexperience I think

>>676996039
Oh, forgot to mention the years of serious physical abuse I went through as a kid, testifying against my father to get a restraining order and ever since a few months ago I've completely just lost interest talking to people, or picking up girls. I stopped enjoying anything other than drugs a long time ago, Depression took my hobbies way before the drugs did

I feel fan-fucking-tastic though because I'm high as a kite.

>>676991848
Should I go see a psychologist if im having suicidal thoughts?

>>676991848
Is there any other way to talk to you beside here?
It's difficult for me to post in this medium.

Chronic pain. Seeing therapist. Anger issues.

>>676996620
This is me -> >>676996408
So this is fairly normal? Thank fuck, I was worried that one day I'd progress to having to physically stop myself doing mad shit. Thanks dude.

>>676996740
YES. Why are you even still here? Dial 911 you idiot!

>>676996737
You need to stop doing drugs.

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Why do I constantly feel inadequate, like I will never be able to make my man fully happy?

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>>676996740
Probably.

>>676996825
Nope, perfectly normal, almost no one actually acts on it.

>>676996819
[email protected]

>>676996924
idk, men are pretty easy. Just make sure to suck his dick and ask him if he's happy.

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>>676996956
Thanks

>>676996197
I tried the doctor, the only meds they put me on just sucked away all emotion from me, I felt like a robot.

>>676991848

I have BPD with Psychosis. My first suicide attempt was 7 years ago and I have been warded by force 2 times now. I find it almost impossible to maintain any long term relationship as I will hate someone just like that. My meltdowns have caused me to lose consciousness and do things like eating ciggarette butts and smashing my phone with a cleaver. I have tried different psych medicine and different psychologisg but nothing had worked so far. What should I do?

>>676996740
OP here, 911 may not be the best number to call, here is the national suicide hotline: 1 (800) 273-8255

If you are in a different country, tell me, and I'll look it up for you.

>>676996408
Oh, I have another oddity too. You know on the news channel, there's scrolling text? Well I find myself kind of trying to only breathe during gaps in the words and similar nuttiness like that. Sounds bizarre as fuck, but am I actually a fruitcake or is that just some strange meaningless action?

>>676996830
If I stopped doing drugs I'd probably just register for a firearm and shoot myself. I had my records checked and I guess nothing in my medical history disqualifies me somehow and I've never been caught by the cops for anything I've done so no criminal record

>>676997000
>idk, men are pretty easy. Just make sure to suck his dick and ask him if he's happy.
totally this

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>>676997143
That's...not how medication works. However, what meds were you on? I can help you pick ones to ask your doctor about.

>>676997289
That's usually meaningless, but I'd try to avoid doing it; it can develop into full blown OCD or other compulsions.

>>676997182
Would you like to contact me outside of the thread? We can try to develop a plan for you.

>>676997563
Or you might have half a chance at actually getting over it. You've already shot yourself in the foot; it's time for meaningful progress.

>>676997214
the suicide hotline fucking sucks. they're just there to keep people who are leaning over the side of a bridge from jumping, if you're not immediately going to die, they don't care.

>>676997704
That's because delaying someone from committing suicide by 2 minutes decreases the chances of them actually doing it by around 90 to 98%

Suicide is NOT a well thought out process; it's spur of the moment.

>>676997682
>>676997289

Will bear that in mind. Whether you're a genuine head shrinker or not, I feel better for reading this. Cheers /b/rother.

>>676991848
How do people stand doing something they hate for hours every day only to wake up the next day and do it again

I have a job coming up and I am really really scared because I don't really feel like people are living because they want to live. They just don't want to die, y'know?

>>676991848
The voices I heard where really violent, I had headache, I didn't do drugs, never had and never will and one day it just said sorry and went away

>>676997682

BPD anon here. Sure I won't mind. Sick of spending time and money for people to tell me to close my eyes and think of the fucking ocean anyway. Is this your email OP? [email protected]

>>676997962
I'm a psychologist, not a shrink. But it is my honor, Anonymous. Contact me any time you need me.

>>676998048
Uhm. And? Why do you care why anyone else wants to live? It's not your business.

Concern yourself with yourself, Anonymous.

However, to answer the question, generally work isn't the reason people wake up in the morning; it's their hobbies, their friends, their family, EVERYTHING ELSE in their life. The stuff that, you know, work PAYS FOR.

Food for thought.

>>676998084
Sounds like schizophrenia. Seek medical attention.

>>676997682
I have no idea, it might have been Risperodol or something but I'm not sure, and ehh, I've pretty much given up on trying to help myself, I'm just looking to take whatever I have to to get myself really strung out. No doctor is gonna give me something that causes euphoria. I don't wanna get better, I just wanna have fun with whatever time I've got left

>>676998277
Yes that's me. Maybe we can come up with an effective treatment plan after I hear all the treatment you've had so far.

>>676998340
That's a really shitty view, Anonymous. A really dangerous one too.

There are treatments available; stop just surviving, and think about how to live.

>>676998048
I'm reasonably normal and think the same thing. how can you spend so much time doing something you think is so crap. I just assume it's a mixture of necessity and their assumption that work is just something you 'do' and it's called work because it's not supposed to be fun.
Sheeple I guess is what some would call it.

>>676996197
what a sweet****************************
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Question: How important is aesthetics in psychological light for a person to get to trust another?

>>676998493
Because it lets them do the things they WANT to do?

>>676998543
Unknown.

>>676998563
My pleasure.

>>676991848
Why do I fall in love, and become obssesed with every single girl that gives me the smallest attention and intimacy ?

>>676998458

Sure thing, thanks OP you have made my day. Will send you an email :)

>>676997961
I planned mine for months, had a note, everything was thought out and it would have gone off perfectly without a hitch if the heroin I bought was actually heroin. you're not walking away after taking 6 hydrocodones, 2 grams of H, a handle of jack and a gram of adderall.

>>676998660
Because no one gave you the attention or intimacy you wanted growing up.

>>676998707
Don't get mad if I don't respond till tomorrow; I'm kind of tired.

>>676998779
I've walked away from worse.

>>676998458
Well of course it's dangerous. I've got no concept of self preservation. I'll have a good time until I drop dead. It's the first time I've actually felt good about life.

How do I shake the feeling that everyone is judging me by my appearance when I'm anywhere public?

>>676998946
two grams of H? Holy shit what's your tolerance?

>>676991848
What condition/deviation/social abnormality / whatever have you found more prevalent on this board than you'd expect to find in the wider world?
If you had to describe us, we would be a board with a load of .....what.... sufferers populating it?
inb4 faggots.

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>>676998563
You disgust me you sick fuck.
>>676998995
Dont' care or avoid being in public.

So there's this 8/10 chick at my school and I think she's into me. We've got three classes together and every once in awhile when I look up I catch her looking at me and smiling. I'd think it was for someone else, but my fourth block is small and because of where I'm seated she's definitely looking at me. I'm single, she's single, and I'd absolutely love to smoke with her, but I don't know how to talk to her. I know what I want to do, but I don't know how to go about it, help OP?

>>676998946

BPD anon here. Alright thanks for the heads up. I just sent an email do reply when you see it.

>>676998966
Yeah, that's not actually feeling good.

>>676998995
Simple: tell yourself it isn't true and use mindfulness and self reflection.

No one is judging you dude; repeat that to yourself, and keep going.

>>676999023
I'd rather not discuss such things, but I'm a pain patient. It's high.

>>676999081
This board is basically the same as the rest of the world. Just full of people trying to find meaning in a world devoid of it.

>>676999210
go up to her and go "Hey I like you, want to go on a date?"

It'd work on me.

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>>676999143
I'm glad. You deserve to be unhappy.

>>676991848
What's the psychiatric community's thoughts on traps?

What should I: I don't have will to do anything. There's nothing did i'd like to do, just want to "do nothing" and be myself. Hate my job, my games are like meh, hate myself. How do start to get out of this "hole"?

>>676998660
>>676998946
That makes sense, what can I do about this, chase an actual relationship ?

Why do people think mental diseases are consistent like normal viral/bacterial diseases? Obviously every one should be unique because they are brought on by unique circumstances.

>>676999361
Wouldn't know, I'm a psychologist.

>>676999387
You make a list of things you want to do, then do the smallest easiest one first until you get to the end of the list.

>>676999491
Seek therapy.

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>>676999361
They are an important muscle group.

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>>676999358
Pic related

>>676991848
Do you get paid well for psychology related jobs? I wanted to go for psychology in my college years but I went with Computer science, I fully regret my decision.

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>>676998946
Thats right brother.

How does one coop with a severe lack of empathy. And how do you stop lying to others and yourself if its always better then the truth.

>>676999305
>Nobody is really judging you

Really? I didn't fucking guess that on my own. You worthless piece of shit. The fact is I feel they are

>>676998638
So there is no correlation?
Also, how long did it take for you to get a degree in programming?

>>676999553
That's the core of my problem. I already done that and my life was all about lists.

At some point it just lost its sense. Now there's nothing that I'd like to add to my list.

Also, when I did therapy I just couldn't say everything that I wanted to the therapist, I wasn't able to be really honest with her. Why the fuck I wasn't able, is that a regular behaviour?

>>676999533
They aren't actually unique, so I'm not sure what you are talking about.

Also, physical disorders are not in any way consistent; they can always present as zebras.

Seems you are the one with the falsehoods, not others.

>>676999699
I'm a programmer; it pays WAAAAAY better than psychology. I don't regret dual majoring.

>>676999880
By...not...lying.

>>676999897
Sure, but as a friend of mine once said, feels aren't always reals.

Overcoming feelings with logic is part of being a human.

>>676999955
More research is needed.

>>676999999
>>678000000
Grats

>>677000114
No, you chose not to be honest. You must choose TO BE honest, even if it is difficult as fuck.

Otherwise, no one can help you.

Dear OP,
Why is it that when I open 4chan now a day, it's just furry, pokemon and under aged anime girl porn? When did 4chan become a porn site and how do you think we as a group can over come such a problem?

What are you supposed to do when you don't want to take the advice of others or listen to the functioning human within you, when you are too ignorant to see future pleasure in living a normal life, too ill-motivated and destitute to live an abnormal one?
I feel like the best thing would be just to swerve one night too close to a cliff. Is there reason to live a life that makes you feel insane?

What can I do to gain motivation?

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>>676999897
You can now be sure that I am 100% judging you. Calling someone who is trying to help you a piece of shit actually makes YOU the piece of shit.

>>677000404
I've been here since 2004. It's always been that. /b/ was never good.

>>677000423
>>677000423
Complete small, easy tasks then work your way up. Motivation comes from achievement, not the other way around.

>>677000418
Yes, the reason is you can get better, you just aren't doing what it takes to do so.

Seek therapy.

>>677000538
>How do I stop these suicidal thoughts?
>Just think happy ones anon :)))))

Do you think these people aren't pieces of shit too?

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>>676999897
Everyone is judging the way you talk, your looks, your behaviour, scrutinizing every last detail of your being. And no matter what you do, you will never be in the right.

>>677000938
You need to look into CBT; it's a real clinical therapy that basically boils down to that, with very high effective rates.

Sorry you don't like the advice; doesn't make it bad.

I'm almost done with my bachelors is Social Psychology. How fucked am I for job prospects? Should I try to be a Social worker or a Parole Officer?

>>677001013
Settle down Mokou. We're trying to help, not hurt.

>>677001109
Very fucked. I recommend picking up a dual major.

im 19 currently and Ive been on prozac for 11 years...how fucked am I? will I ever get off it? I have generalized anxiety disorder and every time I've tried dwindling off the medicine I've just ended up back right where i started

>>677001239
Is prozak working for you?

>>677001038
>Just think happy thoughts :))))
>Look into CBT

One of these is good advice, the other one is not

>>677001330
According to how CBT works, they are essentially identical.

But if you prefer being told it in a medical tone, far be it for me to disagree. Seek CBT.

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>>676991848
I think I have narcissistic personality disorder. I fall in love way too easily with anyone who gives me the slightest bit of attention. I have no empathy for others or am able to see the world from their point of view. I also love myself. Need serious help

>>677001282
yeah i dont get many panic attacks. usually just a couple times a year. im on 20mg, but when i go down to 10mg i have about 4 a week.

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>>677001602
That doesn't really fit narcissism. But maybe you should go to a doctor?

I have a bit of an Internet addiction and I have no will power to stop

>>677001692
Then what is the BFD? Prozak works for you; you aren't fucked at all. Just keep taking it.

>>677001602
This is me right here.

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>>677001239
That sounds scary.
>>677001189
He never wanted help.
>>677001602
Sociopathy?

>>677001189
What do you think about the APA's involvement in the psycological tourcher of terrorists at guantanamo bay?
What if any division of the APA do you find most interesting?

>>677001807
Even so. Be better than him.

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>>677000938
Considering that OP is taking time to ACTUALLY explain what to do, or actually TRYING to help, I think you should be more fucking appreciative.

Not every psych is going to tell you what you want to hear. In fact, most won't and don't. They give you options to better yourself because you are the only person that can change your thought process, how you feel, etc. You are choosing to twist the words in such a way that makes op the asshole. Grow up and go outside.

Here's the best part though, IF you live in America, and you don't like the advice you get from one psych, you can just GO TO ANOTHER ONE. Thanks Obama!

>>677001874
No opinion.

>>677001779
nigger, if i try to join the military or police force, im fucked. your mental history is on your record and you cant take psychiatric medication in serious jobs.

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>>677000585
/b/ was never good, neither is buckshot and drywall at 4 in the morning.

>>677002023
Military and police both have procedures for it; it's something like 2-3 years without taking medication.

They CANNOT exclude you for mental history, only for drug history, and they MUST have specific limits on them.

If a psych says your fine, you are fine. Doesn't matter if you had panic attacks five years ago. Welcome to HIPAA; your medical history is limited for a reason.

>>677001985
>>677001185
What if any division of the APA do you find most interesting? Should I pay to get the semi anal articles?

>>677002194
Your account still works. Anekiho.me/chat

Come home, Hulk. Oak is here.

>>677002257
zoloft and concerta and i'm in the military and i'm a cop.

its simple, tell the truth and you'll be fine.
especially if you pass the psyc eval.

>>677001013
That's the issue with points of views.

Do you do psychedelics?

>>677002627
Currently, no.

>>677002472
There you go. Nothing to worry about.

>>677002407
>Anekiho.me/chat
lol can't remeber the login name, I can figure the pass though, message me on steam

assdevastatormcgee

>>677002722
Have you done psychedelics? If so, what is your opinion on them?

>>676991848
what would you say to a person who came to you and calimed that they were trying to find a contact number for a place that didn't exist, and that they had been assulted multiple times by remote viewing and had implants put into their skin?

>>676991848
Is it bad that i like lolis and dont feel bad about it?

>>677002837
HulkHogan, you dumbass!

>>677002850
My opinion is they are unfairly banned.

>>677002914
They need antipsychotics

>>677002940
Yeeees.

>>677002940
is it bad that i'm the same way?

>>677001778
Seriously though what should I do for this?

>>677003042
How would you approach the issue to an irrational person to tell them they should seek mental help (ie: take antipsychotics)

Sorry guys, closing shop for the night

See you at 8AM.

Sometimes I think about my ex during sex with my current SO, is this normal?

>>677003496
See ya

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>>677003291
Involuntary institutionalization.

>>676991848
How can I cure my negative symptoms and autism?

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>>677004123
Autism is for life, sorry.

>>677004481
Confirmed not a psychologist kek.

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>>677005051
I know you would rather hear me say "Just take 2 of these a day and the Aspergers will go away", but that's just not happening.

>>676991848
I have agoraphobia and severe panic attacks. Benzos were the only thing that worked but cannot get them prescribed anymore been dealing with this for 13 yrs housebound going on 4yrs. What should I do or take

>>677005469
Not really what I meant, though you not knowing how to treat autism contributed to my answer. The conclusion was mostly made due to your ignorance on negative symptoms. Not to mention Aspergers is neither a superset nor subset of autism. In short, kill yourself, or at least pretend to be someone more respectable.

heya, i've been constantlly been feeling out of it and i've had blurry vision is this something serious or is something that will pass i've had it for 3 months

I hope you die.
I hope we both die.

>>677005957
Actually, it's a subset, but you implied it was either a superset or equal.

>>677005894
Are you getting autism buxx? Do you think I should too? I have severe social anxiety and other illnesses just wondering if it's worth all the process.

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>>677006129
You should probably go to a doctor, blurry vision can be caused by many things.

>>677006569
does this sound like a mental condition cause i've been slow in the head and also feeling off

>>676991848
where'd you get your degree?

>>677007194
Not the guy youre talking to but sounds like some sort of infection to me.

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>>677007194
Mental issue or not, you should definitely get your blood pressure checked as well as your blood.

>>677006234
I hope you get help.

>>677003042
Favorite games?

>>677007533
btw bro i'm pretty nuerotic do you think i have any serious mental problem thats causing this?

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>>677007874
Seek medical attention.

>>677008194
yo nig does it sound like a mental illness or no

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>>676991848
When you get as old as I have you start seeing the same eyes in different people
It, is that you?

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>>677008423
Yes, manic borderline hyperneurotic asshattery, get to a doctor.

>>677008663
nig i cant i dont have health care

>>677008663
are you sure its not something more cause some times i feel like im in a dream

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>>677008881
Seek financial advice.

>>676991848
Dear OP
Im completely apathetical to all people and really dont give a fuck, about anything really.
The only creatures im inclined to feel empethatically towards are dogs and cats.
Ive spent years in therapy but the only diagnosis ive ever gotten was ADD
How would you diagnose me?