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>Walk into room >See this Wat do?
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>Walk into room
>See this

Wat do?
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>>676916277

noot noot
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Fart into mouth tp roll
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Kick it.
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>>676916277
kick this faggot in his balls
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>>676916277
Well you suck, obviously. He's clearly alpha as fuck to duct tape himself so exposed like that
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>>676916591
>>676916591

Topkek
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Use a tube to connect them.
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>>676916277
push him forward so that he lays on his head and knees uncomfortably, then lock the door from the inside and leave.
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>>676916277
Kidney shots.
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>>676916277
hurt him. a lot. watch him suffer. repeat.
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>>676916277
free him cuz im claustrophobic as fuck, just looking at this gives me a heartache holy shit
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Rip out the tube so he can't breathe.
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>>676916277
play with his dick
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>>676916277
set him on fire
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how you know, its a man taped there?
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service his dick with my mouth-pussy
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>>676916858
Watch yourself there, Edgemaster.

>>676916908
And ruin his fun? Most heinous...
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>>676916824
>lock the door from the inside and leave
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>>676916277
Cut off his dick
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Play Nyan Cat at max volume and just leave him there to suffer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wZZ7oFKsKzY
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Call his mom !
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>>676917304
what if he likes the song
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>>676917089
What else would have the shape of a human and a dick?
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Plug up the breathing tube with ants/mice/Bengay
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>>676916277
apologize for walking in on someone's bondage shoot/games
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>>676916277
cut dick
put it inside tube
profit
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>>676916277
Have a pleasant conversation
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>>676916824

>then lock the door from the inside and leave
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Free him for 100$.
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>>676917140
>>676917140
yeah doors work that way if its not a deadbolt
in-fact every morning i lock the door from the inside and then leave
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call the police
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>>676918763
yeah i didnt see you either
doors work that way if its not a deadbolt
in-fact every morning i lock the door from the inside and then leave
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>>676916277
Give him an angry handy-J
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>>676916277
put candle right under dick
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Well obviously cut his dick off and shove it down his tube
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>>676916858
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>>676916277
Get me a nice pair of garden shears and cut that dick off probably cut the tape and get his balls too...:)
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>>676916858
spot the teenager
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>>676916824
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>>676916277
Get phone put it on record. Kick him in the dick at mach 5. hold phone at his mouth. Make kazoo like screaming my new ringtone.
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>>676917671
A woman with a feminine penis?
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>>676916277
Assume that I just wound up at some shitty modern art convention and leave
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>>676916277
look for the camera
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>>676919966
>Make kazoo like screaming my new ringtone.

loled
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Make him think he's getting some pussy but actually it would be my butthole. He'd never know he was secretly gay inside.
And it wouldn't make me gay cause it would be part of a prank.
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>"the fuck"
>walk out of room
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If you guys hurt him youre probs satisfiying his fetish faggots
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Shit inside the tube
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>turn 360 degrees and walk away
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>>676916277
circumcise him, thats just disgusting
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>>676920505
kek

>360 Degrees
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Jack him off and never stop leaving his penis with bloody blisters
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>>676916277
give him a slot handjob, then transition into a blowjob, swallow his cum. then i'll jerk off and cum in the tube, before pissing in it.
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>>676916277
Do a 360 turn and walk away.
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>>676920649
>slot
slow even.
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>>676919027
Can't tell if genuinely retarded or baiting
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>>676916277
Douse in gasoline and set on fire. Call fire department and wait across street for hilarity.
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>>676920665
But then you'd walk forwards stupid faggot
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>>676916277
>"FAG!"
>close door
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>>676920828
Hello newfriend
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>>676920937
Lol I trol u
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>>676920633
Newfag spotted
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Doodle jump!!!
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Stick my dick in the tube
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>>676920828
fucking mong, he said walk AWAY, not walk forwards
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>>676916277
make a 360 and walk out
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>>676921066
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>>676920815
the locks that have a small Knob on the back allow for the door to be locked while open from the inside and stay locked when closed
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>>676920828
Idiot
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360 degrees is turn around to face the other way
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>>676921066
>>676921151
kek, now im the retard, wrong pic
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>>676921153
How do you know the door here had this kind of lock
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>>676920985
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I'd turn 180 degrees and moonwalk
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>>676921328
How do you know it doesnt or if it even has a lock
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>>676917128
>>676919627
>>676919867
Spot the vanillas
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>>676921328
Because when I tied him up like that I made sure it was in a room I could lock.
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>>676921328
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>>676921571
Are you really this dumb?
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>>676916277
>turn 360 degrees and walk away
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>>676916277
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>>676917432
He won't like it after 10 hours
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Turn 90 degrees and do the crab
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>>676916277
> take pic
> poop in snorkel
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Play him some earrape
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>>676922149
If that guy was born 100 years ago David Lynch would have made a film about him
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>>676920505
>the only right answer
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>>676921877
yes
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>>676916277
Am I still banned?
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>>676916277
Throw it in my car, drive into town, then put it in a church's nativity scene and see if anyone notices.
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>>676922794
Oh cool
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>>676920251
>virgin alarm
There is no way you can mistake the feel of an ass with a pussy.
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>>676920505
>360
>to walk away
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>>676922851
Checking from another browser.
Cleared cache and data
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>>676922888
Newfag
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>>676916824
>from the inside and leave
Cuck
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>>676921328
Cringed hard at this autism post
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>>676922794
Why were you banned
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>>676923105
Some know it all cis white male nazi!!!!!!
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>>676922888
checked
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>>676918315
yeah i could imagine:
hi how are u?
ararhfhf noot noot
aw that looks awesome.
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Clothes peg on the dick.
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>>676920012
A person with a dick is a man you faggot
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>>676920546
Oh boy, I wonder who's behind this post
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>>676924344
Not if it's a feminine dick
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>>676924498
Found the mentally fucked trap
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>>676924498
there's nothing feminine about penises, you closeted homosexual.
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>>676924498
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Pee in tube?
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>>676924498
Feminine dicks don't exist. If you have a dick, you are a guy. If you have a vagina, you are a girl. If you have neither or both, you are an abomination
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>>676916277
Turn 360 degrees, hand him a bowl of eggs, and ask "who was phone?"
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>>676924701
How is it homosexual to like women? They're beautiful, with great tits, a pretty face and a cute little feminine penis.
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>>676924853
>hand him
What's he going to grab this bowl of eggs with, his prehensile penis?
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>>676924498
you fucking mutant
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>>676924927
Because traps are men in dresses. Go back to tumblr if you think otherwise
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>>676916277
PURIFY THIS SCUM
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>>676916277
Free this man
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