ITT /b/ lives together
okay guys, thats it, i'm moving out.
>>676869158
ur being a real dotnose
>>676869158
Dude, I'm trying to sleep. Shhh...>>676869158
Niggers are APES
Wtf guys
Who spilled their cum jars?
>>676869373
damn bro.. I was so high by the time I did the box picture shit, I forgot u ask if was bait... well play miter..
Get out of the basement, im masturbating!!
>>676869576
I recently thought of going to live with apes of some kind or maybe monkeys to..not so sure about black people..lol
Hey, Anon, shitters full!
Who the fuck put an empty box of cereal back in the cupboard?
>>676869788
to* ask
also chekm
G-guys, who the fuck, actual fuck left a dragon dildo in the dish washer? and why does the washing machine have glitter all over it?
Who put the milk back in the fridge with 2 drops left!?
im reserving the garage for my van
guise the internet is down again
If dubs I have to cum on all the furniture
>>676870333
i blame your trips
COULD OP PLEASE STOP MOANING WHILE STICKING A DILDO UP HIS ASS? I NEED TO FUCKING SLEEP GODDAMNIT
i bot another cat
hello boys, math major from the great nation of india here, any rooms available?
make way for my goats
>>676870553
Learn how to use a Toilet first Pajeet
okay seriously though, who keeps stealing my underwear from the dryer and cumming in all my shoes?
>>676870553
dont you fucking dare shit outside the loo
Quit bothering me and let me watch my anime stupid niggers.
>>676870502
damnit get out of my fucking house
HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO FUCKING TELL U GUYS TO STAY OUT OF MY CORNER
Who the fuck keeps leaving hair on the soap?
>>676870290
God damn, TOBY GET DOWN HERE. we need to talk.
>>676870627
I have a fetish for cumming in shoes. Buy new shoes faggot.
>>676870614
>>676870647
okay sir, but i no like toilet paper. May i kindly buy and install a bidet?
>>676870903
get your own soap
Day 1: Cops came to the party...
>>676871002
magnet hardrive
>>676871002
ONE OF YOU FAGGOTS GET THE MAGNET
guys, why are there TWO CORPSES UNDER MY BED?
>>676871077
>>676871171
fuck, fuck, fuck, i got it, whos first
>>676871002
>>676871286
sorry, i got a bit horny. Mind clearing them out, im going out to get a beer
Hai bois nd girls, im frum San fran. Yalls wouldnt happens to have an extra bedroom for little ole gay me now would ya?
Don't forget house meeting at 20h00 on Friday.
>>676869158
Anon, my sister is in town, she needs a room to sleep in, are their any available? Bitch isn't bunking with me.
Pic related.
>>676870976
It is my soap, fuckhead. Get your own soap.
i got doubles! everybody do the doubles-dance with me!
>>676871494
there is one called the dumpster
>>676871410
fuck.
off.
>>676870953
>>676870290
>>676871494
OP here.
She can stay with Toby
>>676871410
armed
>>676871376
CARL I DON'T FUCKING CARE ABOUT HOW YOU SPEND YOUR EVENINGS, YOU JUST HAVE TO MOVE THEM FROM MY ROOM, the smell in here it's fucking awful
Which one of you faggots took my Hentai?
>>676870967
Only if you always use it. And get your own asstowel, with your name clearly marked.
I claim a corner of the garage for my datacenter. You'll all be getting encrypted NAS for a preferential price.
Don't mind me guys, I'm just gonna hang these pics of our waifu all over the house
>>676871556
too bad now its mine. get a new one fegget
ffs... TOBY! if you are going to throw your shit from the shower into the toilett, make sure you can throw properly. I AM NOT GOING TO CLEAN THAT
where are all the bananas???
>>676871002
fuck the magnets, I aint going back to jail!
>>676871719
dude, chill
its just a nigger and her white whore,not like anyones gonna miss them. They are quite a bitt of fun actually, want one?
>>676871494
tell your sister to keep the bananas back
>>676871971
>>676871827
>>676871556
>dese niggas
>not having each a necessaire with their own soap and toothbrushes
>>676871764
I'm not into Yaoi shota scat doujins sorry. Your MLP collection is bretty gud tho. Also im not giving it back till i've fapped at least three more times.
>>676872179
Dammit Carl. Did you take my anime to?
Who did it fucktards
ehi guys who left cp materials on kitchen's table, yesterday my mother was quite mad with me
>>676870803
I will if you keep out of my room.
>>676872358
Havent seen it. Ask Dave
>>676869158
WHO DRANK MY GODDAMN MILK? I BET IT WAS YOU LEO
we're all done with your mom. you can leave now
>>676872053
now my bed and my clothes smell like human rotten flesh, at work they asked me if i also work in a butchery, do something carl
>>676872378
Sorry, wanted to warm my dildo up a bit, must have dialed 10 minutes instead of 1 and forgot
If one more of you fucking faggots takes my Kids Cuisines without asking I swear i'll burn this shithole down.
Guys. I want to play video games, but it wont start...
>>676872394
Sorry about that. I brought a child in and almost got him, but he was fiesty and got away.
>>676870803
This is the life.
>>676872906
Have you tried blowing the contacts on the cartridge?
Who the fuck is gonna pay the rent for this shithole?
>>676872906
try blowing in the cart
>>676872906
That's not how to watch cheese pizza on the telly
>>676873092
does someone has a job in here?
>>676873092
we have some niggers in the abandon cotton field next door and that is producing enough.
>>676873092
I already pay for the FUCKING WIFI how's about YOU FUCKERS pay rent?
>>676871577
Not bad
Not bad at all
>>676873205
>in here
>>676871773
The cheetos are mine. You can have what's left when I'm finished.
if anyone is in the mood for pizza I have some in my room.
>>676873019
I left the blowing to your mom.
>>676872906
sorry anon i borrowed one of your controllers to play TrackMania. Here's your controller back, bro.
>>676871577
>>676873253
>paying for wifi
>>676873489
Holy shit, Jim. What did you fucking eat?
>>676873253
i paid for the dead hooker
>>676873673
cheetos
>>676873356
I'm not going to fall for that again anon, not while my arse is still sore at least
>>676873673
Cheetohs Extra Cheesy. I was lying in your bed watching Netflix after playing TrackMania. Should be some cheetohs left if you wanna go check it out fam
>>676873677
I paid for the hooker while she was alive, you tosser
>>676873714
ah so you have chose well after out little "visit" ;)
>>676873874
fuck off i paid for the dead one off ebay
>>676873819
>fam
Low class nigger
i accidentally ran over the cat backing into the garage :c
>>676873677
Fuck off Rob. We all agreed not to mention "The Gangbang Rotisserie" incident..."
Some of you guys are OK, don't go to the kitchen tomorrow
Hay guys, I found a skull in the front yard.
>>676873935
But I sold it to you after I was done with her
>>676873819
i went in there and my bed was covered in cheetos and sweat...
>>676873960
YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE. NOW I WONT GET LAID TONIGHT WHAT THE FUCK FAGGOT
>>676873977
T-Thank you
>>676874060
nigger are you jewish?? you cant sell me one of my things you cunt
>>676873960
WATCH OUT FOR MY VAN ITS CAMOUFLAGED
I just came in my pants, yet misplaced them after I took them off and went to clean up. Are any of you wearing them?
>>676874167
It was somebody else's before it was yours. That somebody else happened to be me.
looks like everyone's on suicide watch
>>676873549
perfection.
>>676874353
but i fucking bought it you jew
>>676874134
its okay, i'll drive over to the shelter and get a new one. what kind of pussy do you want?
>>676874191
anon, i...
>>676874205
No, I just fucking burnt then because they smelled like shit
>>676873253
YOU PAY FOR THE WIFI? YOU CALL THIS SHIT WIFI? WE HAVE FUCKING 20MB DOWNLOAD SPEEDS OR ALL OF US! WE CANT ALL PLAY USE 20MB YOU FUCKING CUNT.
>>676869158
the pool is on fire... I dont even.
>>676874449
FUCK FUCK YOU FUCKING FAGGOT. I DONT WANT TO FUCKING GET PULLED OVER FOR A BROKEN TAIL LIGHT. FUCK
>>676874566
These fucking people in this house... I fucking swear...
>>676874566
Oops, got a bit frisky with the dead cat, sorry
>>676874566
i put oil in it because the water was squeaking and so some anon must have set it alight
>>676874566
Oh fuck, the cosplayers!
EVERYBODY SHUT THE FUCK UP IM TRYING TO MASTURBATE OVA HERE!!
>>676874353
>>676874418
Guys, whos this?
where is the designated shitting room??
hey I'm throwing a party later tonight anons. everyone pitch in for alcohol
>>676874885
The what faggot put a fucking lighter in it?
When's rent due? Cause I spent all my money on weed
>>676874045
Those are Teds remains, I believe we locked him out last winter.
>>676875051
*throws in a penny*
>>676875030
OP's room
>>676875015
You touched her last, it's yours now
i just forced my sister to fuck me and i got it on vid
come on over to the living room
The dog's dick is bleeding again. Why the fuck do I even bother warning you people about cheese graters?
>>676875030
it was this >>676874566
>>676875015
ah, i fucked her once but thats not the one i bought
>>676875030
in the back alley
>>676869158
Where is my fucking chocolate milk?
>>676875236
god damn it. thats the 3rd body i pull out of Tonys room this week. yall have to stop killing the hookers.
>>676875065
this anon>>676874876 got to frisky with the dead cat
shit, all the weed has run out!
bum
can someone watch my chocolate drink for me, one of you cunts forgot to walk the dog and he shat all over the backyard deck
>>676875752
oh i cleaned it up and put all the shit in the glass
>>676875752
Sorry. I got thirsty
>>676875446
>>676875065
>>676874885
It was dark, how the fuck would I have known the pool where I was going to dispose of the flaming cat had oil in it?
Who the fuck greases up a pool?
>>676875906
>>676875906
YOU NIGGER
>>676875752
A-actually it was me who shit over the deck. sorry brah
CAN YOU GUYS KEEP IT DOWN? I'm trying to masturbate to my CP....
>>676875752
sorry i got thirsty
>>676875926
i do. to keep the muslims away
has any1 seen my crush porn?
>>676875986. >>676875752
A-actually I scooped some of it to refill the chocolate milk bottle
>>676876048
can i see pls
>>676871815
how do you hang up a gif
Alright since I live with you guys I might as well introduce you to my gf.
Guys, this is Ashley. Be nice, please, she's really shy and sensitive.
>>676876146
I took it to fap to. John said he needed it for scientific purposes.
Better make room for my spiderman collection in this house
>>676869158
Out at the lake dad
>>676869158
And not one person ever leaves the house the end.
>>676876219
SCIENTIFIC PUR- M8, i already used it for scientific purposes, i need to use it again where teh fk is John?
>>676876187
>2018-2
>not printing out every frame of a gif and hanging it on your walls
>not sprinting past it full speed to make it seem like it's movie
>ISHYGDDT
>>676876200
CANT STOP THE RAPE TRAIN. CHOO CHOO
guys, that isn't chocolate milk...
>>676876200
So she's dating you now? She ducked my sick last week, better check yourself for HPV
>>676876328
I do. I visit the local playground quite often
>>676869158
so all these ups trucks are here... they want a signature.
>>676876328
Wanna bet faggot
I'll leave the house right after I roll these dubs
>>676876375
Last i heard he was showing pajeet where the shitter wa.... nvm
shows over folks
>>676876502
i just signed them all with ayy lmao
>>676876419
>>676876398
did you at least suck her feminine penis
oi guys, who came on my ravioli?
>>676876502
heres a pic.
one of the boxes is vibrating...
>>676874566
It was the bronies pool party yesterday.
Everyone take an alibi card, you all have a designated time and place last night, and for gods sake, dont put your fingerprints within 7 1/2 feet of the pool edge!
Someone better suck a good dick!
>>676876431
Bring me home a child will ya? Thinking about making another daisys destruction... Actually make that 3 or 4.
>>676876183
Come in my room. Its some high quality CP.
>>676876502
Are those the hard drives?
>>676876679
>>676876679
Fucking Pajeet and his spicy food
WHY ARE ALL THE PILLOWS COVERED IN CUM???
I just finished downloading Whos your daddy on steam guys. Is there a molest option in this game? I need to know.
OPEN UP, POLICE
ANON, WE HAVE A WARRANT FOR YOUR ARREST. COME OUT PEACEFULLY AND NO ONE WILL GET HURT
>>676877174
sorry, i must control my fetishes
>>676876690
Momma mia!!
Who dildoed my corn dog?
>>676869158
Oh god someone stop the Indian kid from shitting on the street!!!
>>676869158
ANONS making too much noise downstairs, again!!! Come from work tired and ready to strip down naked and fan my balls in my room, you guys won't let me even do that in peace, I'M OUT!
>>676872906
it looks like u need the GAMER GEAR DUST OFF SPRAY
>>676872985
Really? R-r-r-r-r-really!
right then, whoever said they were in for the qt trap spitroast, come to my room. the qt trap is already here.
>>676877805
That's our yoga instructor I hired to fix our bad postures. Besides, he promised to shit in the back lawn bushes only, there won't be any DESIGNATED SHITTING STREETS near this mutha fucka.
What the fuck is going on next door?
gramps is moody now.
WHO KEEPS FILLING THE NAS WITH GAY PORN! FUCKING STOP IT!
>>676879439
>>676878527
Oh snap, one of them is downstairs!
Guys, quit renaming the router to "Hitler did nothing wrong". The Jewish neighbours aren't happy.
>>676880027
>>676879901
Our nigger neighbors aren't any better. It's a fucking zoo out there.
>>676880027
I'll bet its the same guy fucking with the NAS
My gf you gais
Fuck's sake, the guys from /o/ have turned up. There are MX5s fucking everywhere.
>>676880293
Ill bet she can suck a golf ball through a garden hose
>>676880428
Her name is gober pyle
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>>676880332
Good, my car needs a service.
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS DISGUSTING SMELL?
>>676880665
that's your pussy.
>>676880665
Probably the fucking corpses
Hired us a new live in chef, only thing he insisted that he bunks with one of you guys. Seems legit, good references and all.
Look what I just caught.
Saw her running trying to get in our backyard.
>>676880665
Shayquan finally had a shower, but it just unearthed more nigger slime. Fucking stinks.
>>676880665
your lord and saviour jesus christ
>>676880545
Shut the fuck up frank
>>676880849
I hope you've gagged her. The last one was fucking loud.
>>676880865
Who let the nigger in here?
>>676880962
He seemed alright at the time, but I can't find my wallet, TV, computer or car now.
>>676880958
I took off part of her shirt. Would that work as a gag?
Guys I found my desu folder again, haven't seen it since 2007
>>676881107
Yeah, just don't let anyone from /g/ near her. They're kinda clingy with girls.
>>676881310
Alright, let's get started.
>>676881184
dont post that cancer here please
>>676881031
You dumbass
>>676869324
Is it because we all use your toothbrush, eat your food or use your blanket as a jizz rag?
Which ocd a'hole keeps mixing up the chocolate snack bowl like this?
Whats up with these homemade looking clock things in one of the rooms?
>>676881532
please post cancer he demands it
>>676881683
Think he found the cum tribute of his mum in my room.
>Home from work
>"A customer ordered a couple party trays and cancelled the order last minute"
>Lays down pizza on the kitchen table
SMELLS LIKE SHIT IN HERE!
That crazy guy lives across the street parked his car and is doing his thing again. This neighborhood sucks.
>>676881731
They are a hobby, I mean a project, I mean.. LOOK! PIZZA! >>676881851
>>676880749
>>676880749
I knew it, someone else is burying bodies in the basement. At least I use lye.
Guys, wtf is this?
>>676882150
delete this
>>676882150
Frank's friend left that here. I'm afraid to touch it.
This little shit snuck in again and downed 3 redbulls, keeps screaming something about sketti sketti while pointing at the ceiling.
>>676882233
>triple dubs
nice
Gingers not allowed
>>676882233
the chosen one
>>676882365
>>676882593
Does that mean my past due rent is forgiven and I will forever now be rent free?
>>676882727
>2727
yeah fine
>>676882838
Beer's on me tonight kids! Be back in 5 minutes.
>living in house for a few weeks
>cops, niggers, jews, and Indians have been shitting up the place, fires in the pool, corpses rotting in the basement
>as the days go on, progressively shit in a cardboard box, unmarked and hidden in a closet
>after my last anal inferno, an explosion reminiscent of the rectal evacuation of '87 takes place in my box
>move box to kitchen
>return to room
Where's my dildo?
>>676883087
>>676883224
I'm back with the beer... ugh... Billy! Put some lye on your corpses, I think they are leaking shit!
>>676883662
I think I saw Frank take it.
Guys
There's someone at the door can one of y'all go get it. I'm busy uh... Juicing myself.
>>676883662
inside me ;)
>>676883874
fuck no, niggaaaaa
>>676885031
stop it