I love cock!

you can't make me

IM UGLY AND IM PROUD

>>676840957
fuck beat me to it

im addicted to making hentai videos

>>676840661
I hate my job

I don't want sex but I want a girlfriend

Niggers.

>>676840661
People think I'm cool, but I don't give a shit.

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I don't care that you broke your elbow.

I vape

I hate my clingy fucking girlfriend

>>676842533
How do I upvote this?

I can't stand being alone one more day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I MISS LIKE FUCK, COME BACK...

>>676841903
I know who u are and u know it

I creampied my ex in her sleep.

I'm uncircumcised!

>>676842579
better be vaping hash or you are a tremendous faggot.

>>676843122
Does my name start with a C

I'm gay but I like vagina

>>676840661
I never truly said "I love you" to my stepdad before he died.

I could've stopped him from dying by just telling him that I didn't want him to die, and asking him to take the surgery.

The mallet me and him used to place bricks was recently used by me to nail in his cross.

>>676840661
I don't feel bad about being unemployed

>>676843718
OMFG GRINCH U PEICE OF SHIT

>>676843765
Then you are bi

>>676842836

alt+f4

>>676843868
I said C but okay, my name is Cole

I jack off to fantasies about gang raping my ex

I fucking hate everyone at school if I was alone I'd be happier than hang around fake ass friends....I guess in some way I am alone...

>>676840661
my mommy lets me stay up late to 10pm to browse 4chan but only on saturdays

DADDY RAPED ME AND I LOVED IT

Fuck you Claire Stoneham! You were always a bitch and you never did anything for me! I'd always just be taking a shit, and you'd open the door, get on the floor, everybody walk the dinosaur!

>>676844026
So how has Max Lyon been lately?

Holy shit she's so problematic. It's like she just wants to be sad or upset at literally fucking anything for any reason; shit makes me wish I was gay

>>676844334
He shot his dad in the ass, should have been there, ah good times

There's a severe disconnect between mind and reality and I can't seem to decipher where authenticity lies in between them.

>>676843978
you must have missed the thing where that's a thing

I have a BBC fantasy

>>676844520
Last I heard of Max he was trying to get back with his weeb gf who dumped him a year earlier

>>676844666
Big black cock?

>>676844751
Yep

i wish i was a girl and will probably kill myself because of it

>>676844717
Yeah, his gf went emo, cutting herself all the time, even in class like twice

Sometimes I like to imagine myself huddled in a bunker with imaginary dragons as playthings.

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>>676844751
No you ass he wants to be a news anchor in England

>>676844902
Damn didn't hear about that, Max is a fucking cuck so he probably can't control her for hit.

I want to die and leave this fucking earth, there I said it

>>676845244
Yeah, he kind of lets it happen, tells her to stop, she does for like a day or two, then she's back at it

>>676845307
Why don't you do it then?

I call women motherfuckers when their not around, I've done it so much that now it's not really even derogatory, it's become more of a thing I'll say when I see pretty ones. Like "ooohoohoo look at that sexy motherfucker".

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>>676845307
Get In line bub

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>>676844666
Same wish this was me

I can only sleep on my back with my hand on my crotch and pee in public on anxiety medication.

>>676845790
Why? Are you small or something

>>676845669
That's sums their relationship up pretty well, kek.

I LOVE HER, I CAN'T ET HER OFF MY MIND!!! WHY CAN'T I? I'VE NEVER LOVED ANYTHING, I COULD LITERALLY KILL SOMEONE OR LET THEM BE KILLED AND NOT GIVE A SHIT, BUT NOT HER, NEVER HER, WHY????

I fucked my cousin and it was hot

>>676845926
produce excess cortisol that contributed to a stutter when young

I'm a borderline sociopath

>>676846176
Does your name start with a D

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I hope to eat human flesh someday

>>676846303
Get in line fag

Single. No gf. Work & run & play sports.

Want a gf but kind of expecting one to just fall into my lap.

Shy. Too scurred to start using dating sites because - 8 dunno - leaving my comfort zone?

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>>676840661
I really hope that roommate's gf doesn't show up tonight. I'm sure she will, but I wish she'd just fuck off for like a week. I'm tired of being kept up until 4AM listening to them go at it like porn stars.

It's also getting more and more difficult to talk to my mom, considering I know she sees me as nothing more than a living example of all her failures and shortcomings as a parent.

I DIDNT KNOW SHE WAS 14!!!!!!!!!!

>>676840661
I'm bi

>>676846311
No its Lawrence u fat bitch

>>676846303
no you aren't faggot.

They all say life is worth it, under every circumstance; I just do not understand why mine doesn't feel with it.

>>676846303
Wow I'm sure your not just a teen who wants to be special

>>676846621
Okay, sorry I knew someone named Dallas who fucked his cousin

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>>676846303
Wow ur desensitized to shit how fucking crazy
Oh wAit
Ffuck off faagg

fuck you for touching me as a child

>>676846833
Is ur name Orlando?

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I wish I had someone who loved me as much as I loved the world. It'd push me to do better.

I'm a borderline misogynist, thanks mom.

Last night when I fucked my gf she started crying and begged me to stop. I didn't stop, instead I slapped her and choked her. After I finished inside her she cuddled me and told me she loved me.

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>>676847063
Im sorry

I want money for some cumlube.

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I don't want to fuck this bunny

I think I'm attracted to traps.

>>676847085
Nope, it's Cole

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>>676847094
Right there with you, moms did her damage

>>676847094
Go chug a bottle of vodka and choke your sister or something, you have work at the warehouse in the morning.

>>676847255
Fag

I wish I treated you better. You were so patient and nice to me and I never even liked you I was there because I felt sorry for you

>>676847261
Coletrain?

Fuck you. You can't expect me to work for you much longer after you told me I low balled myself for my promotion! I only accepted what you offered me, you low balled me!

>>676847214
I just want to fuck someone as playful and innocent as this bunny. Defiling innocence and humiliating it in such a manner is my biggest turn on.

>>676840661
HAIL COBRA!!!!!!

>>676847214
Lol nice try but I see right through you like a glass pane

Just fuck a bitch, what you say about me? Navy Seals of you know that my class graduated as the first and I was involved in numerous secret raids on al-Qaeda, and there will be more than 300 confirmed deaths. I am trained gorilla war and I am sniper top of all US armed forces. There's something else to another destination. Ben, what on earth to clean this shit true love never seen before, you need to mark words. Go out through the Internet and I can say anything to me? Think again guys. Currently in the US, I contacted my secret spy network and the IP is best to prepare for the Storm Worm so is being tracked. If the storm washed the poor thing we call life. You're dead, you're the son. I have always, everywhere and can be killed more than seven thousand ways and this is just my hands. You piece of shit I not only trained in unarmed combat intensive, but the US Navy and will not have access to the entire arsenal used in its entirety to wipe your ass off the face of the continent. I could only know your own little "smart" Reviewed you pay casting would fall, perhaps she kept her tongue fucking. But he's an idiot, he does not make you and is now paying the price for it. anger crap and you will drown in it. You're dead, you're the son.

>>676840661
I'm going to fuck a 17 year old tomorrow

I just discovered I have Asperger's

>>676847385
Nope

>>676847522
kek

>>676847597
Its not edgy or illegal if your 15 m8

>>676847597
DISHscusting

i like consensual sex

>>676840661
SHIT BUTT DICK ASS RAPE FUCK DICK POOP

>>676847670
Damn

Im tired of masturbating.. I need to step up my goddamn game

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I have a boyfriend & I post nudes on 4chan...I like being called a slut.

i had two consensual sexs today, my penis was inside a girl twice

>>676847827
Timestamp, slut.

>>676847827
Fuck out of here

I think I might be bi, although only when I'm fucked up. Much prefer the puss.

>>676847827
I call my gf a slut when I fuck her.
And say that she only good for sex

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>>676840661
I am going to fuck the bunny!

I wanted my step brother to kill himself but he called 911 after he ate the bottle of pills

>>676847827
Fuck off you fucking slut!

>>676847827
timestamp or gtfo slut

I really hate muslims.

>>676847827
Wish I had some fucking Sour Patch Kids right about now

Fuck you man
It was a fucking accident
partially YOUR fault
we were fucking friends
then you turn around and fucking sue me?
YOUR FULLY HEALED NOW
THIS WAS IN OCTOBER
THE FUCK MAN WE WERE TIGHT
AND YOU ACT ALL NORMAL AROUND ME IN SCHOOL
acting like nothing happened but your parents are trying to squeeze every dime outta my family behind our backs
you hospital bills were a couple hundred and you sue for this much
fuck you man, it was a playground accident
i hope you break both your wrists again

beer was invented in 1321 by isaac newton

>>676847783
Yeah, sorry to break it to ya

I use my dads old fleshlight

>>676847827
Slut

>>676847340
Assuming quite a bit there pal.

I'm stupid, everyone knows it, there. It's said, it's out there. No, I'm not going to admit it to off the internet, because I would hate to see your ego get any larger and that smug sense of satisfaction appear on your pig face. And no, I'm not going to be your pet dumb guy that you take around just to make fun of.

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>>676847214
YOU DO WANT TO FUCK THE BUNNY

>>676848477
Give me a hint at ur name bud

>>676842781
>>676843104
Let that motivate you to start new hobbies, find new groups of people who do cool things you potentially see yourself doing. Empower yourself.

>>676847455
Well said.

I've began lurking /b/ again

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>>676848449
>get it on your chest

I'm really not that edgy. I just can't get out of bed in the morning.

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>>676840661
Muslims are weak people who constantly need help from their enemies/non-muslims.
I kek at muslims.

>>676849197
So your tired?????????anus

I'm too much of a pussy. There's this girl I keep seeing around on campus, and everytime I almost go up to her and ask for her number, but I chicken out. I guess this mostly has to do with the fact that 95% of the time she is with her friends. Feels bad, man. What do?

>>676848736

Tim Beal

I feel like I'm not cool enough to post on 4chan

>>676849368
How good is your boy toy in bed?
And how big is he?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7zPLarJeU20

i hate myself for using my ex as a sex object. i pretend to hate her but actually miss what we were at first

>>676849368
You fucking slut!

>>676848298
Same!

>>676849448
Well Tim why the hell are you hanging with people who use you as a way to make a quick joke?

I love you, Lindsay. I'm dying without you.

>>676849405
No motivation, nobody expecting me, no reason to get up except to simply continue existing.

>Not anon you're responding to but I know the feeling

>>676845101
lol

>>676850034
Screw Lindsay and fuck her mom rn

>>676849856
>says "same"
tumblr roastie gtfo

>>676848424
Fucking disgusting

>>676842533
Reblogged

I don't want to date you. I don't want to be friends. I want to be fuck buddies and that's all.

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>>676849368
"get it off your chest"

>>676850480
go back to tumblr

>>676850544
Damn stole it right from me

>>676850098
Yeah, I responded as a joke, but I know the feeling, I try to hide it with comedy and laughter whatever I can to keep people from thinking I'm empty

>>676849960

I'm not. But there is a fixation/expectation on people who have below average intelligence, on the weakest link in a group, as a source of entertainment or derision. I refuse to do a little monkey dance for people I'm forced to associate with, so I am derided. This is slightly more respectable in my opinion than being the joke of a group.

You can hate me for being a moron, but I'm not going to be your monkey.

>>676849368
What's the slutiest thing you've ever done?

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>>676850571

>>676849368
Fuck. Good titties.
HOw long u been with him? does he suspect u show your boobs over the internet?

>>676847827
your tits look sour,slut

>>676848009
What a retard, eating a bottle of pills?

>>676849368
Not gonna lie you have nice tities. But you're still a slut.

>>676850904
Fair.

Do you know why you are stupid exactly?

>>676850942
Hmm probably when I sucked someone's cock in the backseat of their truck while their dad was driving...
He came so much in my mouth and I swallowed it all ;)

I am good looking and I've had plenty of pussy, but deep inside I want to be a woman.

>>676851518
you're such a good little slut

I think anyone who supports Bernie is a complete and total fuckwad who doesn't understand shit about economics.

>>676851518
What's the slutiest thing you've done while having a bf?

>>676851565
Buckle up buckaroo

>>676851489

Genetics? I don't know. My mom is a fucking idiot so she either did something irresponsible to me when I was younger or I got cursed with her genes.

My ex is the biggest slut in the world and I am so happy I am finally free from her.

>>676851518
Can you show us your ass?

>>676851053
4 years in June, and no he doesn't but he gets super turned on because I send him other naked girls sometimes when I send nudes of mine and talk about having a threesome he loves that I love girls

>>676851984
Hmmm...
Did you play an instrument as I child? Do your mom read to you?
Very curious

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>>676851518
Nice

>>676847119
Is this part of her fetish or...?
coz my gf has a rape fetish too but I'd prob draw the line at crying.

>>676851872
Poked my teachers ass hole through his yoga pants while he was teaching

I have feelings for two girls I met the last month and they are happy with me, I don't know how this is going to end

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>>676851518
guuuuuurl u dirdeyyy

Can you type on a note in front of your tits "Jørgen H." I gonna send it to my best mate and say I've met a 14 year old with nice tits. (He hates CP and pedos more than anything)

>>676840661
I eat black dick cheese

>>676852201

Both. Still stupid.

>>676852370
He didn't care?

I'm trying to get over an irrational fear of appendicitis.

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My brother sister and father are all sociopaths. I want a relationship with them so badly but they don't know how to feel empathy for others.

>>676852414
Haha.. I'm 18 though. lmao

>>676852193
He's lucky and it's nice he ain't jealous. Idk why but I think you're decieving him about a threesome with other girls, you want a fat fuck in your pussy and mouth, don't you?
Share more pics, you're damn hot.
Share us your hottest pics.

>>676840661
I prefer huffing over any other drugs because it's cheap as fuck and technically legal.

>>676852556
He didnt see me, that part still confuses me because my finger accidentally went about 3 inches in his ass

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>>676852613
he doesn't know, nice tits btw

>>676852602
this made me kek for somreason

I miss the guy who raped me and wish we were still together

>>676852464
Being completely honest I didn't expect that answer.

>>676851872
That wasn't me who responded lmao. There's been too many things... I guess when we were drinking and our other friend was with us and he took off all my clothes in front of his friend so I started to give my bf a blowjob and then started riding him while his friend was still there and he claimed he didn't watch. lol

>>676852866
Weird shit. Ever cheat on your bf?

I love these threads.

I just broke up with my long distance girlfriend. I said that the distance was putting too much pressure on me and that I couldn't handle it anymore. She didn't take it very well, but it was getting unhealthy for me because of all the stress of having to love this girl that I only got to see every so often. What she doesn't know is that I started to have feelings for someone else about two weeks before I broke up with her. I broke up with her yesterday and slept with the girl I started talking to a little while back. I'm pretty convinced I like this new girl a lot and I fell out of love with my ex girlfriend but I keep second guessing myself.

Am I still in love with the ex and all I needed was us breaking up to realize that? And now I hooked up with this girl and got myself into things with her so even if I still felt in love with my ex, it would be tough to leave this new girl. Or am I just sad about the break up to the point that I just want to be back with her and I'm gonna end up being unhappy again in a week. What do I do, /b/? Is suicide the only answer?

>>676853193
Lol fucking crazy! Ever cheat on him?

>>676853399
Tl;dr

>>676849426
whats the worst that could happen?
dress nice and dont be an autistic fuck

Having multiple kids with multiple wives.

Is the only TRUE lasting thing you do in life.

All your money, your house, everything you do. WIll be forgotten. But your kids will live on forever.

I need to get the FUCK out of WA by second week of SEPT! Im 23 ANd have wasted 10 years of my life in this fucking shit hole.

DId you know this is the only ONLY! place where having sex with a women who is 20 years older than me is normal.

But if i fuck a girl that is 7 years younger. Im the devil and evil and probably murder babies for my enjoyment.

Seriously fuck this place.

>>676849598
-4

I seriously hate my life and want to kill myself but i'm to much of a pussy to go through with it.

>>676853560
Understandable.

>>676853161

Yeah I mean it may have helped prevent me from being dumber, but I'm guessing intelligence has a large genetic component and environmental influences can only take someone so far from what they're born with.

>>676850098
literally everyone on this planet exists because of an animal instic to.
sometimes that can hit hard.

>>676853539
Nope if I really wanted someone that bad I would just leave instead of putting him through that or offer a threesome

>>676840661
Im going to the same college as you and sacrificing a better education so we can stay together because i dont trust you to not cheat on me

I TURNED 18 TODAY

>>676854000

Real bad move, trips lie.

I'm a straight male and my gay friend jerked me off once. I finally said it ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

>>676853297
Yeah, with the teacher

I'm sad I was not born a chick.

I suppose with anonymity I can say this.

I'm a very approachable and agreeable person to girls for some reason. I could probably bang any girl I've talked to within the past week, but I'm tied down. I've had a solid gf for a while now and we're happy, but I've been told a person needs to be on their own to grow. Plus, we've been distant lately. I feel like I could do a lot if we broke up and I started hooking up but I can't do that to her because I'm basically her world and I'm too sensitive to break it off with her, mostly because I helped her through some shit.

>Desu~

>>676853917
You're respectable.

>>676854105
youre right, its a horrible move because i got in a top school too. but im sacrificing that for a cheaper party school and the worst part is i dont even care

>>676840661

When I was 14 me and my 12 year old nephew sucked each others cock right in front of his 16 year old sister

IM GOD

>>676854509
She didn't say anything?

>>676854252
You're me. My excuse is getting an scholarship abroad so she does not feel that bad.

>>676853399
>>676854252
This.

Anon, read my post I know exactly how you're feeling. If you're gonna do it, do that shit softly.

>>676854724

Yeah, she was encouraging us to do it.

>>676847385
Runs on whole grain

>>676854724
No she was crying

>>676854937
Have you ever tried to do stuff with her?

I'm the youngest born and the ugliest in my family

I dislike my mom. She's a manipulative cunt, very subtly, that's tried to run my life. She won't admit it and, scratch that, I hate her. I know she doesn't give a shit about me at the end of the day. The only reason she'd cry at my funeral would be to get attention for her whore self.

>>676855164
Yes I snuck into the shower with her and she screamed calling me alien

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>>676852189
I don't really have much of a ass unfortunately.. I just have boobs!

my only good skill is my artist ability. my hands are slowly starting to fail me and i'm only 18. this scares the shit out of me. if I can't use them anymore i would be useless.

>>676855512
Nice ass

>>676855512
more boob then, please. Slut.

I know they say you need to romp around to be a healthy person, I.E. going to college and banging lots of chicks. I really want to, but I took my girlfriends virginity and the thought of her being with somebody else scares me. Im pretty sure I love her, but I second guess that a lot. Ive never really been in love with a girl i was dating before. We're about to go to uni together and get engaged. ive had sex with three other girls, although she only knows about one of them. she has only done anything sexual with me, although she gets hit on a LOT.

Is this just grass is greener syndrome? would dumping a girl who got me off drugs and alcohol, back in school and on the deans list, and saved me from a suicide attempt be a mistake? she puts up with so much, and i know she could find somebody way better. will she regret only sleeping with one guy later on down the road?

>tl;dr am i making a mistake getting engaged so young to a girl who has only fucked me

I'm addicted to cp and know it's ruining my life.

>>676855512
timestamp you fucking newfag

My girlfriend just told me she is pregnant. She wont abort. I was about to leave her. Now shes pregnant . Fml

>>676840661
im fapping!!!!
http://www.streamboobs.com/annietaylor_cb/

to that

>>676855164

I tried but for one it was only a one time thing since they lived far away from me so only saw them every couple of years or so and when I did try and get her involved with me and her brother she told me that she only liked girls.

The nephew was also gay (obviously) and she had caught him fooling around with one of his friends before.

It's my birthday and I feel like garbage.

>>676842533
lost

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>send nudes
sends pic in underwear with caption 'only if you send some too'
>LMAO I WAS JK
>oh...
My conversation with best friend last week... :(

>>676855807
she did>>676849368

>>676855830

I want to write a story about it but this thread will close before I finish

>>676855379
lol dude same, I only pretend to be cool with the bitch coz she's a damn good cook but deep down I hate her guts.
The moment I'm no longer hanging off the family's neck I'm ditching them all for good

>>676855865
Happy birthday man

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have to go now ...

Good Night ;)