>>676836156
Yank at the actual microphone itself for a bit.
It'll break eventually.

Soak in salt water put in oven in foil to dry. Thas itt.

>>676836483
I'm in college. No salt or oven. Plus he will feel if it's wet

>>676836466
That's physical. He could tell.

Why don't you just toss it in the outside trash buried underneath some stuff? He'll never know! alternatively you could plug it in to his controller then snap the jack. It will be stuck in his controller and he might not be able to get it out. If you were really good with a hot glue gun you could even use a dab of that to hot glue it back on. Maybe plug it in to his controller then put the headset in a bowl of water? Honestly I don't really know what I'm talking about but those are some ideas.

Try and jab something small like a sewing needle or thumbtack in the holes in the microphone.

>>676836156
Or wait 4 years and move out

>>676836156
get some acetone nail polish remover and dip the mic in it, wipe off the outside it should eat the plastic on the inside.

Hey, it's OP. I like to fuck pumpkins.

>>676837467
I'm already canceling my dorm and commuting starting next year because of him.

>>676837118
He'll easily be able to tell all of this....

just blatantly break it
shithead deserves it

plus they cost like.. what 10 dollars?

>>676837803
They cost like $50 plus he's so poor doubt he would get another.

>>676837803
Which means any "solution" that has to do with hardware will last about 20 minutes.

throw it at a wall until it does not work

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>>676837777
FUCKING CHECKED

>>676838304
If there are any physical deformities he will know its me

Why dont u just overheat his xbox
Put a towel over it and wait till the elektronics Start to melt. He cant tell if it was u or it just broke bc of heat

take some scissors and castrate him

Get him super mad and have him throw it at you.

>>676836156
>Roommate
You don't have a room mate. You have an 8 year old man child. Get the fuck out while you still can

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>>676837777

Xbone support here, just run a controller update and disconnect the controller, this will brick it and make it permanently unusable

If it's 3.5, get a female connector. Strip the other ends. Hook up to and receiver/amp and fry those motherfuckers.

>>676838514
He spends most of his time in the dorm so I only have a window of thirty minutes. Don't really want to break his whole xbox

I have an idea op. you could tell him to SHUT THE FUCK UP. i'm just saying, be a man. tell him that he is an irritating asshole and tell him to stop yelling like a faggot. he will by another microphone. tell him he is loud and annoying

>>676839459
This is more in line whit what i want to do but i dont have a female connector nor an amo

CHECK MY TRIPS FAGGOTS

>>676839778
He doesn't give a shit about others feelings

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>>676836156
can't you just ask him to lower his voice and point out that it's very annoying?

oh, wait, I forgot you're a wuss...nevermind

>>676836156
10/10 only solution a grown man would ever consider
OP is a cuck
/thread

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>>676839929

real men have no feelings
ask him once then break his mic in front of him if he refuses, as well as his skull

or just get your sorry ass outta here, you beta fag, you make me sick to my stomach

Dip the entire fucking thing in water when you know hes going to be gone for awhile so it can dry out. Do you think hes going to open it up and look for water damage?

>>676840485

Learn how to reply you fucking faggot

>>676840500
Dipping the mic in water will break it? Just want to break the mic portion

>>676836156
is it the wireless or wired mic?

>>676840708
Dip the xbox. Plug that shit back in and turn it on

>>676841111
2 quads in 1 thread hory shet nigga

>>676841111
GO FUCK YOURSELF I COULD HAVE WON A MILLION DOLLARS FROM A SANDNIGGER

>>676841044
Wired to headphones. Some turtlebeach thing

>>676841407
Hm... I guess you could try cutting open the wire coating, cutting one/all of the wires inside the coating, then sealing it shut with some gorilla glue or something?

OP's just jealous that his roommate actually has people to talk to.

If OP had friends, he couldn't care about someone at his dorm playing games, as he'd be at other people's places/out in public.

He's just upset and doesn't want his roommate to have a fun time.

If there's any sort of weak point in the wire of his headphones or Xbox, twist the shit out of it (both ways so it looks straight after all the twisting), and cut into it a bit to where it'll fuck up way faster than it should. If you do it right, it'll the headphones and/or xbox will give out. It takes a bit of patience, but you can cut in a little deeper if you make it clean.

I've done it to my old roommate when I was in the dorms. Felt great. He was a cunt and a half.

>>676841870
and OP's jelly that their roommate can afford a turtle beach headset

>>676841407
>>676841407
Does he use wireless internet or is it hard wired? If its hardwired just bend some of the pins in the ethernet cable or put tape over one of the pins. If its wireless log into your router and block his MAC address.

>>676841870
No trust me we are both robots with no friends. Except he has an xbox with online friends. His online friends hate him anyway they always want to kick him

>>676842313
Damn this is smart except we use wireless internet

Does it have foam over the hear part? If it does, you can take it off, damage it disassemble the inside put the foam Back with no reasons to think
it was You

plug xboop to 220v, you'll find one in an avr or ups

>>676841870
Plus I have to stay up till 4 am cuz he keeps playing and screaming until then.

U can disassemble it, take a small part out and reassemble everything, he'll think it just stoped working

Confront him like an actual human being, and not a fucking faggot basement dweller.

>>676843289
that's no fun though

>>676836156
Just blow them out by playing extremely loud, bassy sounds through them, like nigger music.

>>676843289
You pieces of shit I've talked to him about this like 10 times. He doesn't give a shit. He maybe gets quieter for 5 mins then starts screaming again.

>>676841388
Kek
>Reference to other thread
>got it

Then keep reminding him. He isn't doing this maliciously, he just does it automatically. If you do it maybe 4-5 times whenever he speaks up, then he'll probably get it through his head.

If there is a foam thing, take it off. Soak the end of the mic in milk. After a while, take it out and dry the outside. Put foam back on. Boom.

>>676844415
How many times can I remind him? If he wanted to stop he would after maybe the second time. Plus he gives me this dirty fucking look when I tell him. Trust me he is just an asshole this is one aspect of it

>>676844729
why does it have to be milk?

>>676844096
There has already been good suggestions, fuck off outta here and do them.
Just fucking blow them out or damage the electronics inside with water.

>>676844729
Why milk motherfucker I have no milk. I have water. I could buy milk. There is a foam thing but i dont think its a slip on slip off deal. It's probably glued

>>676844851
Fucks shit up real quick

>>676844832
complain to the RA?

>>676844982
There hasn't been any suggestion that I could do without him actually noticing.

Give him a god damn dirty look back. Try to intimidate, but if he wants to fight, diffuse the situation diplomatically. Or come to some kind of agreement on it.

Kill him

>>676844998
Water can be dried out without any damage done fucker

>>676845066
What are they going to do? Move me? Theres two months of college left? Tell him? I've already told him and he doesnt do anything plus then he would know ive went behind his back like a little bitch

>>676836156
microwave it

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>>676845080
How is he going to magically know you blew them out. There will be literally zero evidence. You deserve to have a cock rooomate you fucking stupid faggot.

>>676836738
>I'm in college
Then record a couple of hours of him screaming and put in a transfer request.

>>676845228
He spends all day in his room so I don't have large windows of time. Only when he gets food. Plus the foam part covering the mic will take a lot longer to dry. If he even remotely feel his mic being moist he will know it was me.

>>676845530
Does the foam around the ear come off

>>676845530
As I've said two months left doubt they will do it.

>>676845313
The plastic will melt before any noticeable damage is done. Plus just want to break the mic section not the whole thing.

>>676837426
This. Twirl it around a little too.

>>676845429
Blow them out how motherfucker? No suggestion here doesn't leave evidence.

>>676845530
Milk dont take very long at all, milk will fuck that shit in minutes

Or you could not be a pussy faggot and tell him to chill his chimp shit instead of breaking his property like a little kaniving bitch-woman.

>>676845530
Grow a fucking pair and tell him to shut the fuck up like a man.

If he doesn't then report him to the housing commitee and request a transfer on the grounds that his behavior is detrimental to your study.

>>676845080
Use aircrack-ng kiddy scripts to de-authenticate all users from your router over and over again. He won't be able to use the internet with wireless. Then if he wires his xbox up see >>676842313

>>676845845
You are a fucking moron.
>>676843803

>>676845908
>>676845995
Read the thread you niggers. I've told him. I actually told him again like five minutes ago because all you faggots kept telling me to tell him. He keeps screaming.

>>676846252
Then report it to the fucking housing commitee you stupid twat

>>676846252
Milk his ass

>>676846212
Are you actually mentally retarded? Like actually mentally disabled?

1. Earphones don't suddenly break if you plug them into your phone and play rap at 100% volume.
2. Blowing them out would break the drivers not the mic.
3. I would have to blast music for days straight to possibly blow them out. The most I have is half an hour.

>>676845080
If he's using wifi, buy cheap wifi module on ebay and use it to jam his connection.
They usually come with datasheets so even a chimp can put them together.

>>676838421
Check

>>676846252
If you weren't a total pussy about it then he'd have no problem. If he was straight up like "No" then go break his shit in front of him and assert your dominance.

>>676846386
Theres two months left of school and plus I'm pretty sure if I snitched not only would they do nothing he would scream louder to spite me.

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>>676845530
>in college
>spends all day in his room

>>676846771
We are on college wifi. Not going to work.

>>676846849
Then you're a fucking pussy for putting up with it for so long.

And with behavior like your decribing it wouldn't be a slap on the wrist. Acting like that in most dorms is a final infraction warning with academic dismissal

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>>676846684
>2. Blowing them out would break the drivers not the mic.
>would break the drivers
>break
>drivers

>>676847411
He only started screaming like a month ago. Before he would play by himself. I don't want to give him any infractions or anything, unlike him I'm not an asshole just want to break that fucking mic.

>>676847613
The headphone drivers. I'm fucking right you monkey. And why not address the other two points hmm

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>>676847685
>doesnt want to be an "asshole"
>just wants to break his room mates shit like a little petulant child or a nigger

>>676847922
Neither of have any friends so we both stay in our rooms all day. I'm moving out next year anyway.

keep twisting the cord so it breaks

>>676848231
Difference between giving him a college infraction and breaking his mic so he cant scream till 4 am. I tried the civil route.

>>676848423
That will show

>>676836156
why do you live with a faggot?

>>676840498
No empty threats

>>676848539
no so it cuts out
not so it physically breaks
or put it by a magnet

>>676847867
Do you know how fucking stupid you sound right now? Let me educate you.
There's a little cone in headphones usually made of foam. Very loud, bassy sounds can damage this cone.

You know how any guy solves a problem? They address it. Talk to him, you fucking pussy.

>>676848846
Are you telling me too play loud music not out of the headphones but into the mic?

>>676836156
Buy yourself some neodymium magnet dick then put it onto the earpiece. The magnetic while reacting with the magnets should put the sounds off phase, ruiNing the sound.

Disconnect router
With water.

>>676848468
No. You didnt try the civil route. The civil route is by taking the issue to the governing college board that enforces student policy that you both agreed to when you decided to go there.

Breaking his shit is a criminal act, specifically 'destruction of property'. A misdemeanor in most jurisdictions. Only niggers and ignorant uncivil children engage in this behavior

>>676849354
Just stop being a beta-fag and tell him to stop. When he give you that "asshole" face he makes, break it while he's sleeping and say "I told you to fuck off"
* Just be sure all of your valuable items are now out of the room so he can't revenge

ITT: a lot of guys who are prob exactly like this lowlife gamer asshole getting butthurt.

feel for you OP.

Dip it in paint thinner, then water, then stick it in a bag full of rice to dry it out/take the smell away

OR

Stick the mic part into your asshole, wipe it off, smile that he's huffing/licking your butt

>>676849692
Won't that break the headphones not the mic?

>>676849354
If you bust the headphones he'll throw the whole deal out.
If not, if you bend the area where the headset connects to the controller and then put pressure on the bending point, press it into the jack. It will damage the wire internally, but not externally.

Just take a small needle from a sewing kit, stick it through the mic foam piece, feel around for the mic hole, and jam that shit in there once or twice. Hell, do it to the ear piece too.

>>676850372
If I bust the headphones he might get new ones. If I only break the mic he probably wont as his $50 headphones still work just the mic doesnt.

>>676850663
Have no idea where I would get a needle. Maybe a lead pencil will work? Put that might leave led stuck in there

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order a pair of BROKEN headphones from ebay that match his. replace his. sell his gay ass headphones. profit

>>676851260
Ask any woman if they have a sewing needle. Or just buy a cheep little sewing kit for a couple bucks. A pencil will be to thick. It needs to be able to go through the mic foam and mic hole with ease and with no evidence that it was there.

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buy some fish oil and just flick some into his room every once in a while. it'll take him a while and he will keep feeling like he smells fish. from prior experience: this shit is so effective and so, so, so, so hilarious.

>>676851079
If he's using it to scream he probably will get another.

>>676851260
Paperclip or pin.

>>676851891
The fuck
Greentext that shit

>>676851891
This

>>676851772
Haha I don't talk to women

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rape him to establish dominance

>>676851891
We share the room buddyboy

>>676837426
This

>>676852025
I could take a pin from the hallway bulletin boards. This could actually work...

>>676852581
Fuck it took you that long to realise that? How the fuck are you in college?

FUUUUCKKKK I JUST OVERHEARD HIM TALKING ABOUT HIS SECOND MIC

I CAN'T BREAK BOTH THAT WILL BE TOO SUSPICIOUS

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>>676852720

Take it easy on the guy he has PTSD from his horrible roomie's incessant shrieking

>>676852809
You're right, on second though, how the fuck did his roommate make it all the way to college???

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>>676852966

same way he's gonna be prez

>>676837777
it the one true OP