My mom's friend tried to finger me in the back of my mom's car.

I work for the state government, part of my job is to collect taxes

Inside, I think that taxation is theft.

I browse 4chan

My daughter and cousin are the same age and I want to fuck both of them

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>>676835084

Benjamin Franklin was a British spy......

I like my sister in law, I usually spy her on shower and watch her panties when she is not in home.

>>676834170

Guy tried to steal my wallet when I was 17 and on my way to the bank, only thing i had on me was an Air Horn in my bag.

Pressed it right up against his ear and injected all 129 decibels into his ear, he is deaf in that ear for life now.

Suppose that's not really a secret..

>everyone in the town centre heard it

>>676834170
I'm still in love with my ex and I still masturbate to her pics. I always cry afterwards and feel like a piece of shit. She's also the reason I cut

>>676835457
>watch her panties

Why?

I've had sex with my mother without her knowing she was passed the fuck out on way too much drinking, and I was still a kid that barely knew about sex, I saw a prono my dad hide away, and experimented on her, did this more then once since at the time she was a alcoholic no fucking idea why I did it, and pretty sure its responsible for my strong mom fetish

>>676835878
>pretty sure

>>676835773
You're a faggot piece of shit and should definitely die. If you still demoralize yourself enough to worship that bitch, then you should cut deeper

>>676834170
I almost got killed by an Explosion one Night.

>>676835773
I do too, although I don't cry because girls just aren't worth crying over.
Honest advice?
Move on buddy, you can still fap to her pics "like I do" but you can move on.

Don't cut, be more active and get out more.

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Worked at a job with bombshell blonde. On a lonely day at the office I jacked off into her lotion bottle and watched her use it daily. I jizz in it a few times too.

At another job, this hot chick had a hamburger left over from a local fast food joint. While alone in the office I took it into the bathroom and jizzed in the tomatoes and wrapped it back up and put it on her desk. End of the day she says, "does anyone want this?", holding up the burger and my nigger manager said "yes" without hesitation and I watched him wolf it down. Gross as fuck, but hilarious cause he's a nigger.

I used to get blowjobs from my 17 year old cousin when I was 9

>Ex gets pregnant, miscarries while on the toilet.
>Clearly see fetus in toilet.
>She reaches over and pulls handle.
>Watch fetus circle the drain.
>Light up a cigarette, take a few puffs, and say, "On that note, I think I'm going to go level my hunter."
truestory.jpg

I fucked my cousin when we were both 14. Still want to fuck her. Have been trying for years to get the two of us alone again.

>>676836150
i keep seeing this picture, story behind it?

>>676835959

Shut the fuck up you inbred faggot, don't try and act all meta here. We know you've cried over something pathetic in your life, like stubbing your 1 inch dick on your sisters baby teeth.

>>676835836
I cant stop kekking

>>676836210
Wow. How did that start?

>>676836150
>Said "yes" without hesitation
>He wolfed it down
He knew Anon. He wanted the D, and wanted you to know it.

>>676836221
story of my life.

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>>676836150
Gold, bro. You deserve a medal.

>>676836150
kek

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I was molested by my babysitter for over two years on a weekly basis, and it turned me gay.

>pic related
>my dildo because i'm gay now

My brother and I looked at each others anuses when we were six. My mom caught us when I was looking at his.

>>676836221

Playing a huntard.....
scrub

Cheating on my boyfriend. With his mom.

>>676836350
Worst part was that afterwards she would get physically violent towards me over imaginary things. Literally, imaginary.

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>>676836349

It all makes sense now...

>>676835457
got pics of vids of her?

>>676836486
Can you give us a pic of that dildo in your ass? pls?

>>676836150
Kek

>>676835773
wanna share her pics? i had the same problem (minus the cutting) finally deleted them and now i am free!

I slept with my brother recently. It was a mistake. It was also the best sex of my life.

>>676836299
I stub my 1 inch into your mom on the daily

But yes I've cried over pathetic things in my life, and I can relate to your experience with a certain female. But I'm such an edgelord I can't help being a faggot

>>676836537
After blizzcucks constantly nerfed them past WOTLK, yeah, they're pretty much useless as far as that goes.

>>676836354

Me and my cousin used to fuck too, she sucked my cock when i was 12 "same age as me" and i licked out her pussy. She loved it.

While I was licking her clit, she'd grunt and swivel her hips up and down whilst pushing my head into her for harder tongue action.

I miss being young.

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>>676834170
We all have dreams...

>>676836210
bump for story

>>676836742
Story of my life....

We haven't talked in 8 months

>>676836593

Literal Imagination... Good song

I post cuck porn for two purposes.
>it is my fetish
>I like to laugh at how mad anons get

>>676836742
green text story pls. how'd it start?

>>676836354
bump for story

>>676836751

Hah, not my experience. The first posters experience, made me giggle anyway.
Shall we trade ex's? I'll have to get my USB out. 64Gb's ya dig?

>>676836046
Ill just tell the story
>be me,be 12 yrs old
>have brother,he is 16 yrs old
>he likes to experiment with explosive fucking Chemicals
>my parents always told him to stop
>he never listened
>feel really nervous and kinda scared the whole day without knowing why,just a really bad feeling
>go to sleep
>wake up from fucking explosion in my Room
>i look down on my Hand and its full of blood
>the pain kicks in
>i start screaming and my Parents bring me tothe Hospital
I never forgave my Brother for leaving his fucking Chemicals in my Room. I almost lost my fucking Hand.

My sister came home drunk from clubbing one night and I fucked her. She was kinda conscious for most of it but doesnt' remember.

>>676836742
green text details please?

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>>676836150
10^3 petakeks

I enjoy crossdressing and taking request from strangers.
weirdest thing I have done is sucking a horse cock ..

I only use 4chan on my phone

>>676837046

>my 21st birthday
>we're both extremely drunk
>we're alone in his bedroom eventually, playing video games
>he's upset because he recently broke up with GF
>I comfort him, saying she's missing out
>don't know what happened, we start kissing
>it feels incredible, maybe the drunkenness
>sloppy but good
>he's hot, we look similar and are only two years apart, people used to call us the twins
>too drunk to realize how fucked up it is

>>676837408
>sucking a horse cock
What the fuck? Gag

I just had sex for the second time. With a 16 yr old no less. The first time was kinda awkward, but this time she was way into it and I made her come. My confidence has gone way up.

>>676837423
same here senpai

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Same poster.
Ya dig?

Old Samsung snap.

Me on right Going in for the >kill

>>676836580
I'll bite. Give context if female.

>>676834170
Today I am the exact same age my sister was when I filmed her in the shower 27 months ago.

>>676837512

how old are you? how did you pull it off?

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I do have a lot of charisma and I for years I've been used it to enslaved people who wear to weak to figure it out.
pic related

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I fapped in the school a few times..

>>676837496
where did he cum? did u cum?

>>676837161
I would dig if I had pics and she was actually my ex. But the thing is, that she and I were only talking. And I cried over her.

That's how much of a faggot I was. You live and you learn. Still not my worst secret tho. I'm down to see ur ex tho

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I once swerved to avoid a big ass tarp on the highway, the car that was in the lane i swerved into tried to avoid me so they swerved into the rail demolishing their car. I dont know if they died or not.

I kept driving and a black woman in a sedan drove up beside me and told me to turn around, I agreed and exited but didn't actually turn around because I was afraid.

black guy here.

I one time cheated with this white dudes wife. she was a slut and I even licked my ass a lot when she would give me head. I also would see her kiss her husband sometimes whenever I saw them in public. we was fuck buddies for a few months.

>>676836951
I wouldn't know, as I haven't listened to it. But then, I always distrust recommendations from anyone over the internet. I'll just stick with angry, chaotic dissonance.

>>676834170
Op secretly wants to fuck the bunny

My mom and stepdad shot themselves before he would have died of cancer

>>676834170
I can't get a boyfriend.
Every guy i talk to is taken or likes someone else
I'm always the "cute" friend.
Is it because i act like a bro?
I'm not ugly and my body is average.
I do fucking hate myself tho and i'm lowkey mentally fucked up.

>>676837712
19 and she's my girlfriend. Getting her to date me was a fucking bore, but after her mom was cool with me deal was sealed.

>>676837423
Me too

>>676837496

>he eventually gets to putting his dick in
>it's a little painful
>he's extremely rough, angry
>says the wrong name several times
>still fucking good
>my brain is screaming "what the fuck" at me
>but also sort of mixing him up with other guys in my life
>feels like a great idea, sibling bonding
>orgasm

I woke up alone. He hasn't talked to me in weeks.

i like to flick my boogers on random people

I once set out to kill a guy that robbed me in a drug induced haze. I've explored every conceivable fetish in the early days of the internet before I could distinguish what's wrong. I wished my ex gf would cuck me so I'd have an excuse to leave. I then once again contemplated killing the guy who cucked me and probably would've done it if I didn't live hundreds of miles away. I've fapped in public showers and shat on private property. Done a lot more stuff but not looking to incriminate myself and hardly know where to start

>>676837844
pic

>>676835551
>underrated post

>>676837936

what did you say to get her to date you tho? i never know what to say to grills

wishing certain people cared about me but at the same no and also its not even habbenen anyway but sadly people i dont want to care for me do, it blows

>>676837317
kek I'm just like your brother. I wanna be a chemical engineer, and lowkey want to create chemical weapons. Do you remember specifically what chemicals he used?

>>676837844
Post pics of body. Acting like a bro doesnt disqualify you, acting like a dyke does though.

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>>676837792

Aw man, that's fine. Your not a faggot because of that.

And well, Your in for a ride bro. Will post sexiest Ex pic first.

>>676837844
same.
but i have a boyfriend.
> :)

>>676837844
It's probably the fucked up part. Guys aren't great at sensing that sort of thing but if they do you're mostly a no go zone.

That is unless they want to try and use it to control you emotionally.

>>676835951

>pretty sure

>>676836046
Guess you don't get your 72 virgins then, you were supposed to become a martyr for Allah

>>676838119

yo i think i fucked that bitch. Seattle area right? looks exactly like a chick i fucked

>>676837508
like a personalised faproulette. I get high from doing the tasks people tell me to

>>676837694
typing it all made me feel like a horrible person. Just leaving

>>676838081
how do you get the upside down "p"?

>>676837948
Text him. Just to ask how he's doing. There's no reason you should have to hide from one another, and no reason you both can't put this behind you, if you want to.

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>>676838300
No mate, UK here.

>>676838063
I gave her advice through a bunch of shitty realationships. Told her that if she wanted to avoid getting her heart broken then she should date me instead of all those fuckboiis. took a her along while to trust me.

>>676837609
noice

>>676838083
No,i dont. I even asked but he didnt want to tell me.

>>676838475

Cheers, she was a really good fuck.

I know this seems really fucked up...
But I can believe it's not butter

>>676838050
here is body pic, from earlier this week. just my outfit nothing special.
>>676838114

>>676838170
cool
>>676838206
I mean I don't let it show. I'm pretty laid back.

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>>676838432
and then did you realize that life is meaningless and that we are all stardust destined for entropy?

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>>676838632
forgot to add pic kek

Ive pretendedto be mentally retarded for 7 years.

I actually met Moot one time.

>>676838416
He CLEARLY wants space after you violated him.

>>676835551
Kek

>>676838822

kek, the dark secrets have been revealed.

>>676834297
All the fucking time
Kek every time

Slept with my best friend of 12 years over spring break. Finally got out of the friend zone! Now she wants to leave her husband because she "has wanted me for years". Normally I'd be like..YES!!..but odly, I have my doubts that it would work.

>>676838847

We were both the same level of drunk. I guess we violated each other. Still makes me sick. Still a little attracted to him, now. Like I want to kiss him.

>>676837988
golden idea thank you. Have you ever gotten caught?

>>676837825
>i even licked my ass
teach us how to do that please.

>>676838752

can you easily do calculus and physics?

>>676838743
okay, now show me your penis.....
>not really.
Legs are nice, but not much to go off of there.

>>676834170
>>was cheated on as a young innocent kid by first three to four gf's i was with.
>>ended up cheating on everyone else in my life.
>>got married young, fucked a girl week of engagement, fucked girl day before wedding.
>>fucked several other girls throughout marriage of 5 years.

needless to say I didn't stay married and I still don't think I am cut out to be with anyone anymore, yet I still have a gf.

>>676838488
I wouldn't blame him. He's probably a genius. And he and I are both older siblings

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am doggo
want treat
no treat
has a sad :(
worst day of life since yesterday

Ah fuck I've just shit myself again guys.

Gotta clean this mess up, sorry guys.

I suck at waking up and going to class.
I've got 3 weeks missed, but still get A's in most of my important classes.

I've got school in 3 hours, but probably wont go until 6 hours from now. I only do important stuff and come and go as I please. I was an athlete before and use to wake up at 6 and go to sleep at 9. I recently just lost all motivation and stopped doing anything. I'm not happy with my life.

>>676839080
You better get on the pill or some kinda birth control cuz if you -do- start talking to one another again, you know the two of you are gonna start fucking hardcore all the time.

>>676836340
>>676836927
He would come over and we'd play computer games, I'd sit on his lap, he'd squeeze my ass, and eventually stop rubbing my dick. Eventually he brought a disc filled my cp and I asked him if we can do the things from the disc. He probably gave my upwards of fifty blowjobs over the course of months until my parents found the disc and I told them what happened. I also tried to fuck his ass but I could never get it in. It fucked me up so badly.

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MY FRIEND WHO TEXTS ME EVERYDAY SINCE DEC 2015 HAS NOT TEXTED ME SINCE THIS MONDAY AND I CRIED

>>676839080
where did he cum? would u swallow your own genes?

>>676838119
She's fine as fuck. more lol

Started dating grill with wife's permission.

Grill has herps.

I don't.

Now wife has them.

Mfw I still don't.

Keep fucking grill.

>>676839168
meant she licked my ass lol

>>676839418
Thanks for making my sad life fun

>>676834170
I jerk off to my cousin daily and I know it's wrong which is the thing about it that turns me on the most

>>676838276
top kek

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SCHPAIN!

>>676839441

Dude i suck at sleeping, It's 4:32AM here in UK.

>>676839514

He pulled out and came on the sheets next to the bed. I'm a swallower (I like the taste) so I might have swallowed if he did it somewhere else

>>676839350
me too bro got cheated on by first 3 gfs... now I can't stay faithful cuz i always think gf is cheating on me ... sucks but is it better to have a gf and cheat on her or to just stay single because i am unfaithful?

>>676838119
And I was certainly a cuck bitch for letting a female manhandle my emotions. Being emotionally inferior in a relationship is the worst position to be in

>>676839655
5:33 here in Norway.
Wont have proper sleep until school is over on Friday.

>>676839672

My girlfriend doesn't swallow. She said that she doesn't like the texture. Any tips?


> Not expecting her to chew on it in the first fucking place though

>>676839568

was gonna thank you but

>>676838422
what's her natural hair color

>>676839543
how the fuck do you get permission to date a girl whilst married?

>>676837948
I wouldn't feel bad about it. The reason incest is taboo is basically a biologically driven moral.

I messed around with my aunt when she was on sleeping pills. When I was in her she called me by her son's name.

>>676839672
thats awesome cuz spitters r quitters! r u hot? wanna post a pic?

>>676834170
I thought my female rotweiler to give me blowjobs, now every time she sees she runs to me and tries to pulls down my pants and underwear. The bitch will drink all my semen under my desk while I browse 4chan

>>676839831
Hah, noice. I'm 23 and I'm off work for 2 weeks, but I suffer from SO so this no sleep is going to fuck my shit up.

>>676839826
And yeah, never let a woman get you down. if you can't help it, at least try your hardest to get back up and stay there.

>>676839863
tell her "spitters are quitters"

>>676838743
need more obv. Show face. Face is important

>>676839932

Blonde.

I let my friends cum in my gf

>>676839350
>>676839720


Same boat.
Women fucked me over in the past so now i fuck them over

>>676839432
pics or it didn't happen

>>676834732
Ty for dose of irony. Btw, I agree!

>>676840233

Ahaha, thanks bud. ;)

>>676839064
It's because you're the rebound; she's gotten tired of her husband, but she didn't come to you before, so she's not going to want an actual relationship.

Now, depending on whether you can make it work as fuckbuddies is all on how you two do things.

If you reeaaalllly want to 'romance' the dame, keep treating her like a gentleman and if she comes to you for sex, deny her a couple times. If she doesn't come back, you were just a pole and a pulse, as easily replaced as her husband. If she does, she wants you.

>>676839064
"love" is a dangerous gamble, my friend

>Back in time.exe
>Work at the cinema
>One boring night had to close and stay late
>All job done had to wait people to gtfo of their films
>Bored af
>went to bathroom to take a piss
>Idea
>get my phone out of pocket
>set my gfs pussy pics
>maturbate
I also fucked my gf in that cinema while watching Krampus and stold a lot of food & eat a lot of shit
>its free man

>>676839486
An other secret is that i let the friend of the friend that has not texted me touch my butt and my legs. Instant regret because turns out THE TWO FRIENDS LIKE ME WHAAAT HEEEEELP

>be me. have gf
>went to club on weekend without her
>went home with random chick
>wouldn't let me fuck her but i was so drunk and gave her my number
>gf is out of town for a week
>random texted me yesterday
>its taking everything in my power to not fuck her before gf comes back

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>>676840326

>>676840160
I've got class in 3 hours and the class where I've got a presentation in 6.

Probably not going until its around 12:00, 11:00 for you.

>>676840501
you
are
a
faggot.
>carry on

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when i'm driving my moped.
i imagine that i'm the terminator.
and i roll my eyes like he did
in the copcar.
also in the shower i pose.
the way terminator did
when he traveled through time.
i have never told anyone this before,
also i belive i am a real
pleiadian and each day after i have
posed as terminator in the shower
i write pleiadians on the mirror
sometimes if i feel that im gonna get in
trouble i call for help calling semjase
from the pleiadians, and you might not
belive this but she is sorter my
gardian angel and i truly belive
that i am in contact with the pleiadians
i haven't got any freinds left
or any family anylonger they all left me
even my girlfreind many many years ago
i haven't spoken to anyone for over 17 years
i live alone in the forest with my dog

>>676837423
Same

>>676835773
same here except for crying and onward

Fucked my best friends sister, I was 13, she was 12, went balls deep, sister still likes me and her brother has no idea.

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>>676834170

>Be my at 6 years old
>Dad molests and rapes me
>Mom let's it happen because she needs his money
>They split up eventually
>Hit puberty, start noticing guys
>Live in the south, try to hide gayness
>Very feminine voice/mannerisms
>Mother hates me, says "your father did this to you'
>Mother and grandmother suspect I'm gay, I'm sent to bible camp for 3 years (during summer breaks of high school)
>Depressed due to all of this
>Attempt suicide, but panic and look for help
>Eventually moved to other side of the country. Live alone, no friends or dates or anything. Just a retarded faggot with scars on his thighs which ironically only prevents me from wanting to have sex.
>tfw my mom got her wish after all

>>676839720
hmm, it is a tough one because on the one hand I want that relationship but at the same time, fuck them bitches..i dunno.

>>676834170
my dad "raped" me when i got drunk my first time. I'm a male. And i say "Raped" cuz i liked it... i wasn't that wasted dad....

>>676840652

I'd get some sleep in an hour or less! 2 Hour Power nap, then after...another.
You'll be right as rain.

My friend told me her phone password so I could check something for her while she was driving. She "lost" it at my house a few days later and I took all of her nudes before giving it back

>>676840322
yeah totally not fair to the next gf cuz they did nothing wrong but I honestly don't think i can stay faithful... fml....how r u gonna change? or are you?

>>676839486
you sound like a female or a cucked faggot. get over it

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>>676840688
p l e i a d i a n

>>676840775
Keep getting on that, then

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>>676835084

You degenerate piece of shit

>>676834732
Yeah dude, shit like roads, education and a military really suck shit. I wish my country was more like some African shithole.

Dealt with lots of incestuous sexual abuse growing up, and was raped as a teen. And now I have a huge age gap and rape kink

I have violent fantasies quite frequently and I'm afraid I might act on them if under the influence.

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>>676841144

p l e b

>>676840960
I feel like I need to study more, I'll just go trough it some more times then sleep for an hour.

Should I go when school starts or just when my important class starts?

>>676838743
your pants look ok? i guess? need a better pic to give an honest opinion

>>676840815
did he cum?

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>>676839486
how come people have to judge everone all the time in a negative way
it's a total mystery to me
i belive it is a true story
and when you miss a freind
it can hurt

>>676840587
Dont do it you faggot, dont fuck up a nice relationship for just a sex round, why you eveb go to club? Do you love your gf?

>>676840815
are you in oregon?
you cn come have sex with me or any of my tranny roomates

>>676840116
oh shit. was she tight

>>676840815
I wouldn't mind to fuck you if you stopped cutting anon. Also, if you make me laugh i don't mind letting you fuck me (that escalated quickly)

>>676841004

I always start of faithful But then my brain tells me they are cheating so i may aswell too.

I dont think i will ever change, I just hope i dont have kids so i cant screw them up buy cheating on their mother.

>>676834170

One time me and my friend were walking home late at night and it was really cold so we decided to hitchhike.

Within about 10 minutes a guy about 50 years old pulled over and picked us up but as I climbed into the front seat and my friend climbed into the back, the guy told us that we had to show him our dicks if we wanted a ride.

Me and my friend just looked at each other and since it was so cold, we really did not want to have to walk so we agreed to do it and we showed the guy our cocks.

He didn't look at our weiners, he reached out and fondled us a bit too before finally driving.

As he started driving we went to put our cocks away but he told us to keep them out and he reached over and continued playing with my dick as he drove.

He began asking us if we ever fooled around with each other or had ever sucked each other off and we were honest when we told him we hadn't.

He began telling us that we were really missing out on a lot of fun and as he pulled up to a red light he leaned right over into my lap and took my cock into his mouth and started sucking me off right in front of my friend.

I looked at my friend because I didn't know what do do and he was telling me to just let him do it because he didn't want to walk in this cold.

when the light turned green, he pulled his mouth off my cock and started driving again and he told me that if we wanted a ride, I had to suck his cock or he would let us out right then and there.

Again I looked at my friend very confused and he was telling me to just to it.

I had never done anything gay before but for some reason I just leaned over into his lap and took his cock in my mouth and started sucking him off, while my friend looked on from the back seat.

It was embarrassing as hell having my friend watching me suck a guy off but it was a huge turn on for me as well so I just kept doing it while my friend gave the man directions to our house.

>>676841396

I'd say school you can just go at a leisurely pace like I once did, try harder for the more important one.

>>676841055
YES IM THE BIGGEST FAGG EVER KILL ME HES MY ONLY FRIEND

May have danced with a tranny. Drunkenly grabbed its crotch area to see what I was dealing with

>>676837317
So what happened to him next? Did he become Demoman? Joined ISIS?

>>676840160
now I'm in a decently happy relationship with a new girlfriend (apologies, but i don't have pics), and I'm in the emotionally superior position. Alpha feels good

>>676841436
Thanks im glad you have friends! Youll have even greater ones! Hes my only friend

>>676841469
cuz some friends were in town and they wanted to go.. i got smashed and couldn't control myself. story of my life. but not that I'm sober I doing well by not texting her back

>>676840322
women are animals. fuck them

>>676841210
damn right I do, sister is now 18, me 19, tap that on the d low, parents think she's a good christian virgin girl

>>676837320
> doesnt' remember

are you sure?

>>676841510
It's hard for me to remember because I was so nervous and it was my first time doing anything so I had nothing to base it on, but I think so. I've had looser...I enjoyed myself.

>>676841784

Good man!
Honestly, I'm happy for you. :)
It's the same deal here really..
>Girl from school
>yeah yeah school sweethearst whatever
>7 years on and still good

Fuck all those Ex's.

>>676841598
yeah the struggle is real my friend. honestly that is my biggest fear. cheating on my future kids mom and then they hate me... I'm thinking an open relationship is the only way i can have a relationship but most good chicks aren't down with that..but part of me thinks its not my fault cuz i used to be a legit dude until i got fucked over numerous times

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>>676837991
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Dont be a pussy anon, share some stories

>>676841639
So I'll just study some more for my presentation and then sleep, go to school and finish it.

Go back home and sleep, study some more then sleep again.

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>>676841784

Don't mind about not having the pics.

Here's one on the house.

>>676841971
She's never said anything, never changed her relatinship towards me. I was worried she would but the very next morning she said she had a hangover, barely remembered the night, and has never given any indication that she recalls.

>>676839998
>>>676839543 (You)
>how the fuck do you get permission to date a girl whilst married?

Ask nicely?

Polyamory is kewl n shit

>>676840677
YES A GIGANTIC FAGGOT. CALL ME IT I LOVE IT! I LOVE THEIR ATTENTION TOO<3 (idontihatethemall)

>>676842257

You got it!

>>676841619
have u done it since? were u gay before this?

Sound like my ex gf

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When I was 14 or 15 I was sleeping on the couch and woke up in the middle of the night. My mom was on her knees by the couch with her hand under the blanket resting on my upper thigh Confused, I said, "what are you doing?" She said, "nothing, go back to sleep." Then she got up and went back to her bedroom. I don't recall her ever doing that again and I never mentioned it. I am now haunted by this memory, always wondering what would have happened if I didn't wake up, or if I woke up but pretended to be asleep. I will never know, but i'm sure this is why I have incest fantasies.

>>676840996
Post something

>>676836486
Funny post

>>676842455
Alright, thanks Anon!

Watched my brother develop horrible nerve disease that started to morph the shape of his leg, got into heroin.

Now I'm clean and I don't think anyone knows about the heroin.

>>676837718
>average female

>>676842637

No problem, good luck mate!

>>676841355
Nice dubs. Same here.

>>676842539
i think my brother touched me in ways he shouldn't have, but i'm not sure.

I'm 15

>>676842626
It's not even a joke either

>>676841619

..cont..

When we got to a block from our house we told the guy that was far enough and we would walk the rest of the way and right away he started begging me to keep sucking him because he was about to cum.

I just wanted to go home but my friend started trying to convince me to just suck the guy off the rest of the way and make him cum since he had driven us all the way to our house.

I had already been sucking his dick so I just said what the hell and I took his cock back into my mouth and sucked him off the rest of the way and he actually came in my mouth once he reached his orgasm.

When me and my friend got out of the car my friend started telling me that he couldn't believe that I had actually sucked that guy off. I had actually liked blowing the guy though but didn't tell my friennd that. I just told him that I did it mostly for him so that we wouldn't have to walk home in the cold.

When we were almost home my friend asked me if I wanted to sleep over and I agreed so we stopped at my house to show my parents that we had gotten home okay and then we went over to my friends house who lived across the street.

It was well after midnight already so we went straight up to his room. I had been sleeping at his house since I was a little kid so it was completely natural to sleep in our underwear in his big waterbed together so this time was no different.

Except this time was different. We both stripped down to our underwear but just before my friend climbed into bed he pulled them off as well and climbed into bed with me completely naked.

I was laughing and asked him what he was doing and right away he started begging me to suck his dick too.

He pushed the covers off himself and exposed his hard cock sticking straight up in his lap and he reached down and gently stroked it and began telling me that he would not tell anybody that I had sucked that old guy off if I sucked his cock as well.

.

>>676837761
Me too. To my friend.

>>676837799
If they find you, youre 100% going to jail. Have fun living with that

>>676839418
You made me like /b/ again

>>676840996
You gonna post a picture?

>>676842764

Don't take those bath salts then m'laddy.

>>676839543
You have herpes, bud

Post #2

Used 7 different dildos, including a beer bottle, in my ass last night.

Chasing that damn prostate orgasm.

Close, but no cigar.

Three of them were my wife's, including her 7 inch diameter, 18 inch monster

IRL I'm a scientist, and pretty liberal in many respects. But I believe Hitler had some good points and that mass-killings/sterilization is a necessary solution sometimes. Ignorant, stupid people should not be allowed to breed or hold any positions of significant power. Idiots should be restricted to low-class jobs like factories and McDonalds.

Also the Nazis had some killer fashion sense.

>>676842157
divorced guy here, I'm not, I think i'd rather just sleep with as many as possible.>>676842054

3 secrets I guess, not that some people can relate

>Was molested by father when I was ~12 y/o, has instilled disturbing trust issues

>Still in love with my first real gf, though I Still talk to her, I know she has a bf that she's buying a house w/ and I'm fairly certain she's extremely happy

>Have serious trust issues/severe anxiety that makes me think I'm either (really) retarded or schizo or some shit

But fuck it, I'll just get hammered.

>>676840444
Nice trips, Annon

Careful what you post on these things, I have seen a few people almost give enough info to identify themselves in relation to admitting crimes. People on this site would love to fuck others over for something like that.

>>676843161

I had a close brush with herpes once.

>Good thing I wore a condom and flossed

>>676843161
>>>676839543 (You)
>You have herpes, bud

Tests show I don't.

S'weird.

Carried but not infected?

>>676842748
Thanks, a lot!
Aight, going off to study, talk later anon.

My mother snooped though texts with my gf while using my phone to call bills and now knows most of our darkest secrets. I feel like I want to murder her now.

>>676843555

Alright mate, take it easy!

>>676843196
So original and so edgy

Go back to re-ddit

Pissed myself at a friend's wedding. Yeah...

I was raped by the Easter bunny,
All while it was happening he was telling me " if you tell anyone ill hide you like i hide my eggs, Noone will ever find you"
He was crushed when i told him kids hunt for and find thousands every year.

Who is excited for dark souls 3 in 2 weeks?

>>676843355
so is the answer to not get married in the first place and just fuck different pussy until i die?

>>676842054
still though, I haven't even been in the relationship for a year and I fantasize about fucking other girls. super tempting. but I can't do that to her

>>676839418
>>676843391
Thanks for worrying have a good life <3!

>>676843659

Your mum's a cunt dude... :/ I'd fucking slap her for that, insanely disrespectful to you, your well being and your privacy.

i fucked with my best female friend when and she had a boyfriend, we stoped talking afterwards because she felt guilty of cheating on her boyfriend with me, it was my first time.

>>676842279
I appreciate it mate

>>676843355
i would say marriage is not the right answer, but that you will fall in love with several people throughout your life so why fuck up and chain yourself down to one person, so far i've jumped from one person to another every five years.

>>676843441
Same. Fucked a guy, came, saw that he had what looked like a pimple on his ass. I ripped off the condom, took the rest of the vodka we had, and rubbed it all over my dick and lower body.
He tried to prevent me from leaving, saying that he loved me and shit, but I eventually peeled out of there and never talked to him again.

>>676843902

Think you need to break that chain loose then mate, be a bachelor for a few years. Something will come along, and you'll know It's right when it does.

>>676842371
first and also the last opportunity you had? or did it happen again?

>>676842821
brother? I'm so sorry

>>676843820
>i would say marriage is not the right answer, but that you will fall in love with several people throughout your life so why fuck up and chain yourself down to one person, so far i've jumped from one person to another every five years.
woops, posted it to myself, not you.