"Hello good citizen, I'm afraid we have intel of jews roaming around this area. We are identifying these jews by checking for their nefarious jew dubs, you wouldn't mind if I searched you? It won't take but a minute."
>>676820121
Roll
Not at all, sir. I trust everything is in order?
heil die furher! nien juden/
what is joo officer?
Good day, Mein Herr! There shall be no Jew dubs here, merely hard working Germans faithfully serving the fatherland!
>>676820121
Seig heil.
>>676820666
JEW KING!
>>676820666
satans trips. SUPER JEW
>>676820121
Of course, I wouldn't want any jews roaming around here
No jews here, good sir. Shekel or two, maybe ?
I'm the heeb
ez
>>676820666
Ahah, I've found you you dirty jew. You are the devil rabbi.
Anything for mein fuhreh
Me? Of course not
>>676820121
Not at all mein herr!
>>676820666
KILL THE LEADER
>>676821066
YOU LIE, FILTHY SWINE
>>676821066
ANOTHER ONE
>>676820121
Am I free to leave sir?
>>676820121
Of course of course. Not a problem at all. Here are my papers.
Heil Hitler!
Of course of course. As you see I am good to go.
>>676821066
TRAITOR !!! YOU WILL DIE IN THE GAS CHAMBERS !
I LIEK TRUTELZ
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>>676821153
I'm not a Jew good sirs, I just took his dubs before killing him.
I has no jew
>>676820121
i dont even like dubs.
>>676821377
KEK you had to be a nigger didnt you?
>>676821066
HIS FUCKNG ACCOMPLICE
Uuuhhh I'll do your taxes
>>676821377
You too you lying scum!
Oy vey this shit is gay
>>676821577
WE GOT EINOTHER ONE HERE!
Take a look. I have no jooz.
>>676821500
THEN WHY ARE YOU WEARING THEM YOU SUBHUMAN UNTERMMENSCH
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>>676821377
Mein lebin, this area is infested with jews.
>>676820121
No dubs here sir
>>676821377
As with you.
I'm just a teenage dirt bag baby
>>676820121
I'm no jew.
No Jews here sir
>>676820121
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Everything should be in order here
>>676820121
no jews here sir.
>>676821811
Uhhh, I can explain
>>676821709
It is schrecklich mein kamerad! We need to remove them!
>>676820121
I have not fellow aryan.
No kikes here good sir
>>676821900
Oh shit
>>676821811
I beg to differ
>>676821709
muh shekels!
No dubs, I swear.
>>676821900
Bad day for you Jew Jew Abraham
>>676821900
fuck off no you cant
Seit wann sprechen sie denn angelsächsisch?
not a jew
>>676821994
u sure about that bud
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>>676821577
We need to dig a new hole for all these subhumans.
Rawlin
>>676820121
No problem, we all know it is for the best.
>>676821900
Double your jewery
I ain't a jew
>>676821900
Oy vey
Asking if I'm a Jew? You gotta be Yidding me.
>>676822233
hull house OF JOOS
No jooz here
>>676822233
You were saying Jew?
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>>676821900
Can't even hide the jew in you.
>>676821500
t-t-th-there must be a misunderstanding?
>>676820121
No problemat all sir, Heil Hitler!
NOOO
>>676822188
Almost got away didn't you jewie?
I'm Mexican sir, heavy duty worker,tough as fuck.
heres my papers mein herr, check 'em
>>676822224
You were almost za mega joo
>>676822233
But you, you muzt be za mega jewz right had man,
>>676822188
Hand over your yamaka
>>676820121
I WANT YOUR HAT
>>676822399
its not the jew on the outside that matters, its the jew in the gasskammer.
>>676822399
I thought I could trust you brother.
God damn Jews crossing our lands. We ought to build a wall
>>676820121
Search me fine sir
>>676822399
cant HIDE THE JEW IN YOU TOO BUD
Of course, sir. Here's my papers.
Ohhhhhh, im not a jew dear officer my name is Adolf
>>676820121
Well Officer, we can start with finding out how a paper hanging cocksucker like you ended up in the US.
>>676820121
All the Jews are dead friend. I burned them myself
if i see a jew i will be sure to tell you
>>676820121
Sure can. Ain't no jew
Search away, I am no kike
Check em.
>>676820121
Try me you dirty kraut
I must report these finding to History channel HQ
>>676822711
first we must find the solution for this jew problem, you will provide the answer JEW!
>>676820121
I think you will find that there are no jews in this vicinity.
Want to know how you aren't a jew? Just dig through the ashes. Nazis don't burn :D
Unashamed locker room nudity?
>>676820121
You may take our lives, but you will never take our doubles!
>>676820666
I am certainly no Jew..
>>676822944
You're about to burn Jew
Ich bin ein deutscher
>>676822999
For you are za mega jew
>>676820121
I aint no thievin jew
>>676822944
Says the jew that's going to get burnt.
Heil! Let me know if you need help finding and killing those dirty kikes
>>676822999
you are the king of the jews!
>>676822999
>>676823011
Actung! Juden
>>676823011
You too, jew
>>676822999
NEIN NEIN NEIN, ZEE IZ ZA JOO
I swear it's not me
>>676822999
It's a gay gypsy!
>>676822999
JEW KING
Not at all, officer
>>676823011
go put the other jews in the oven, schnell!
>>676822711
I could ask you a very similar question ...
>>676823011
>>676822883
The American Jews are our Jews, thus OUR problem, you kraut nigger. Goose step your punk ass outta here
No jew here, just my dead sexy self
>>676820121
roll
I think we got the last of them
>>676820121
All we have are fag singles
I will alert you as soon as a see a dirty Jew officer
>>676823374
I was born here...molded by here...
The Jews are a plague on our society
>>676820666
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>>676823011
I rounded them all up for ya mein fuhrer
>>676823485
Shylock detected
No jew here.
Seig Heil
p-please sir im part of the nazi part. i cant be a jew
Nur Singles hier Sir. Heil Hitler!
>>676820121
Nein Juden here
>>676820121
>>676823485
political dissident, get ready for FEMA camp.
>>676820121
Of course not officer, you can search me
>>676820121
Please! Just anhilate them.
>>676820121
no dubs here, officer
Guten Tag Goy-, I mean, fellow german!
>>676823665
Here's my Id sir
>>676824111
well, you're not wrong....
>>676820121
Not a problem herr luetman
gods of chan, tell me, am i a jew? and for the last time no i'm not a fucking robot.
>>676824111
Imposter! you shall hang!
No jew here, I swear!
Sir I will have you know I am Otto Dix! My credentials should not need to be known if you have known of my works with Cubism!
Here— HERE! Look for yourself. Hitler himself views my art as a degenerately labeled idea— Rommel, Goering, Goebbels... they love my passions. They see that War eventually leads to a horrible way; why doesn't the Führer?
>>676824111
No...worse
GAY JEW!!!
W-what attic...we don't have an attic
>>676824111
Well, you're not wrong ..
>>676824111
Well, shit its the furherr
>>676824444
Anne, bist du es?
>>676824444
*GASP* A gay communist Jew!
I have come here to chew bubblegum and kill Jews... and I'm all out of bubblegum.
>>676824597
A gay nigger commie jew has been reported, sound the alarms
>>676824444
Sweet Jesus...cordon off the block.
Waffen SS reporting for duty
>>676824444
black gay jew detected
Plot twist: OP is a jew
>>676820121
I'm clean, sir. You might need to check the next guy.
>>676824444
GAY COMMIE GYPSY JEW NIGGER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jews? Of course Herr Lieutenant, anything to help find the dirty kikes.
>>676824444
AHH !!! Jew god !!!
Run!
I fucking got trips 2 posts in a row
The jew went to google you newfag we have a chink now
>>676824777
>>676824444
QUICKLY, AN ATTIC FULL OF JEWS
>>676824444
BURN THE BLOCK TO THE GROUND!
>>676820121
Of course, wonderful SS officer. The jews need to be eradicated. Keep doing god's work. Yep, no jews here, haha!
Well, shit.
>>676820121
Not at all, search away.
Holy shit, there are more jews, trip jews, and quad jews around here than any of us suspected. Only solution is a lynch mob.
>>676824933
Sir. Please come with us.
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>>676824933
a lifetime will not be enough to catch them all!~
Kek
>>676824444
Kass the Gikes!!
>>676825096
The word you're looking for is pogrom
Nein mein Herr, No dubs here.
Eyy mane what's going on here
I'm not a Jew I swear!
Once a jew, allways a jew
ay, im clean, i aint no jew
no dub here
Mein gurburg I am no Jew! Praise the blitzkrieg der fueher has endowed our wonderful country!
>>676824777
... says the jew ...
I have come to take these Jews away. We've worn gas masks in case you want to gas them here.
>>676820121
No problem, officer. Here are my papers.
>>676825466
UN GAYMOSEXUAL!!
i don't know officer honestly i could be a jew! who knows anymore those parasites infest our bloodline and pollute it, leading to a race of degenerate mongrels unable to be part of any great volk. i myself have had suspicions, to be sure, but i do not for sure. I fear that my blood is tainted by the Jew. I do not have the means to know but for these dubs.
>>676820121
Fuck off, Kraut.
The lack of umlauts in this thread is disturbing.
ü
Ü
Jew're welcome.
I'm sure you'll find that I am of pure blood.
>>676825466
It seems the final solution was not final enough.
>>676824777
This Jew has helped us...
He may live with us. Maybe we can convert this mongrel?
>>676826055
I CAN EXPLAIN MIEN FUHRER. I'VE BEEN INFECTED, HELP MIEN FUHRER
At least I'm not a jew.
>>676826055
TRYING TO TRICK US JEW ! YOU BOTH SHALL BURN . HEIL HITLER !
>>676820535
Halt einfach dein Maul, wenn du nicht mal richtig Deutsch kannst. Und ja, mir ist klar, dass du irgendeine Ami-hure bist.
No jews here sir..
>>676825667
You can go this time, but I'm keeping mein eyes on jew.
>>676826055
You can't fool us!! Trying to save your big nose friend will only land you both in the gas chamber!!!!
>>676820121
go ahead, office. praise Hitler.
Why would a Gestapo be a Jew? Here are my papers,
>>676820121
Of course, sir!
>>676822999
NIEN NIEN NIEN NIEN NIEN NIEN NIEN!
I have nothing to hide I swear!
I dindu nuffin
>>676820121
Search away good sir.
I'm not a Jew.
>>676820121
No jews here.
>>676820121
SIEG HEIL COMMANDANTE
I'm no jew, goy
>>676820666
damm
i aint a jew
>>676820121
Oi vey! I affirm my goy, I mean good man that I am not jewish, but 100% Aryan.
I was just counting my shek... I mean I was just counting the numbers of kikes I killed today
I don't even have a big nose.
>>676820121
I am not a new, I love hiksler