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"Hello good citizen, I'm afraid we have intel of jews roaming around this area. We are identifying these jews by checking for their nefarious jew dubs, you wouldn't mind if I searched you? It won't take but a minute."
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>>676820121
Roll
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Not at all, sir. I trust everything is in order?
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heil die furher! nien juden/
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what is joo officer?
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Good day, Mein Herr! There shall be no Jew dubs here, merely hard working Germans faithfully serving the fatherland!
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>>676820121
Seig heil.
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>>676820666
JEW KING!
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>>676820666
satans trips. SUPER JEW
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>>676820121
Of course, I wouldn't want any jews roaming around here
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No jews here, good sir. Shekel or two, maybe ?
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I'm the heeb
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ez
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>>676820666
Ahah, I've found you you dirty jew. You are the devil rabbi.
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Anything for mein fuhreh
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Me? Of course not
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>>676820121
Not at all mein herr!
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>>676820666
KILL THE LEADER
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>>676821066
YOU LIE, FILTHY SWINE
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>>676821066
ANOTHER ONE
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>>676820121
Am I free to leave sir?
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>>676820121

Of course of course. Not a problem at all. Here are my papers.

Heil Hitler!
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Of course of course. As you see I am good to go.
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>>676821066
TRAITOR !!! YOU WILL DIE IN THE GAS CHAMBERS !
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I LIEK TRUTELZ
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>>676821131
>>676821153
I'm not a Jew good sirs, I just took his dubs before killing him.
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I has no jew
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>>676820121
i dont even like dubs.
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>>676821377
KEK you had to be a nigger didnt you?
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>>676821066
HIS FUCKNG ACCOMPLICE
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Uuuhhh I'll do your taxes
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>>676821377
You too you lying scum!
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Oy vey this shit is gay
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>>676821577
WE GOT EINOTHER ONE HERE!
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Take a look. I have no jooz.
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>>676821500
THEN WHY ARE YOU WEARING THEM YOU SUBHUMAN UNTERMMENSCH
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>>676821500
>>676821377
Mein lebin, this area is infested with jews.
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>>676820121
No dubs here sir
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>>676821377
As with you.
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I'm just a teenage dirt bag baby
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>>676820121
I'm no jew.
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No Jews here sir
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>>676820121
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Everything should be in order here
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>>676820121
no jews here sir.
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>>676821811
Uhhh, I can explain
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>>676821709
It is schrecklich mein kamerad! We need to remove them!
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>>676820121
I have not fellow aryan.
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No kikes here good sir
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>>676821900
Oh shit
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>>676821811
I beg to differ
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>>676821709
muh shekels!
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No dubs, I swear.
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>>676821900
Bad day for you Jew Jew Abraham
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>>676821900
fuck off no you cant
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Seit wann sprechen sie denn angelsächsisch?
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not a jew
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>>676821994
u sure about that bud
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>>676821900
>>676821811
>>676821577
We need to dig a new hole for all these subhumans.
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Rawlin
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>>676820121
No problem, we all know it is for the best.
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>>676821900
Double your jewery
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I ain't a jew
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>>676821900
Oy vey
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Asking if I'm a Jew? You gotta be Yidding me.
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>>676822233
hull house OF JOOS
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No jooz here
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>>676822233
You were saying Jew?
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>>676821811
>>676821900
Can't even hide the jew in you.
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>>676821500
t-t-th-there must be a misunderstanding?
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>>676820121
No problemat all sir, Heil Hitler!
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NOOO
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>>676822188
Almost got away didn't you jewie?
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I'm Mexican sir, heavy duty worker,tough as fuck.
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heres my papers mein herr, check 'em
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>>676822224
You were almost za mega joo
>>676822233
But you, you muzt be za mega jewz right had man,
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>>676822188
Hand over your yamaka
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>>676820121
I WANT YOUR HAT
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>>676822399
its not the jew on the outside that matters, its the jew in the gasskammer.
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>>676822399
I thought I could trust you brother.
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God damn Jews crossing our lands. We ought to build a wall
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>>676820121
Search me fine sir
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>>676822399
cant HIDE THE JEW IN YOU TOO BUD
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Of course, sir. Here's my papers.
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Ohhhhhh, im not a jew dear officer my name is Adolf
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>>676820121
Well Officer, we can start with finding out how a paper hanging cocksucker like you ended up in the US.
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>>676820121
All the Jews are dead friend. I burned them myself
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if i see a jew i will be sure to tell you
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>>676820121
Sure can. Ain't no jew
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Search away, I am no kike
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Check em.
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>>676820121
Try me you dirty kraut
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I must report these finding to History channel HQ
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>>676822711
first we must find the solution for this jew problem, you will provide the answer JEW!
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>>676820121
I think you will find that there are no jews in this vicinity.
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Want to know how you aren't a jew? Just dig through the ashes. Nazis don't burn :D
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Unashamed locker room nudity?
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>>676820121
You may take our lives, but you will never take our doubles!
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>>676820666
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I am certainly no Jew..
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>>676822944
You're about to burn Jew
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Ich bin ein deutscher
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>>676822999
For you are za mega jew
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>>676820121
I aint no thievin jew
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>>676822944
Says the jew that's going to get burnt.
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Heil! Let me know if you need help finding and killing those dirty kikes
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>>676822999
you are the king of the jews!
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>>676822999
>>676823011
Actung! Juden
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>>676823011
You too, jew
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>>676822999
NEIN NEIN NEIN, ZEE IZ ZA JOO
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I swear it's not me
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>>676822999
It's a gay gypsy!
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>>676822999
JEW KING
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Not at all, officer
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>>676823011
go put the other jews in the oven, schnell!
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>>676822711
I could ask you a very similar question ...
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>>676823011
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>>676822883
The American Jews are our Jews, thus OUR problem, you kraut nigger. Goose step your punk ass outta here
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No jew here, just my dead sexy self
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>>676820121
roll
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I think we got the last of them
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>>676820121
All we have are fag singles
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I will alert you as soon as a see a dirty Jew officer
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>>676823374
I was born here...molded by here...
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The Jews are a plague on our society
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>>676823485
Shylock detected
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No jew here.
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Seig Heil
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p-please sir im part of the nazi part. i cant be a jew
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Nur Singles hier Sir. Heil Hitler!
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>>676820121
Nein Juden here
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>>676820121
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>>676823485
political dissident, get ready for FEMA camp.
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>>676820121
Of course not officer, you can search me
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>>676820121
Please! Just anhilate them.
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>>676820121
no dubs here, officer
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Guten Tag Goy-, I mean, fellow german!
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>>676823665
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Here's my Id sir
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>>676824111
well, you're not wrong....
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>>676820121
Not a problem herr luetman
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gods of chan, tell me, am i a jew? and for the last time no i'm not a fucking robot.
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>>676824111
Imposter! you shall hang!
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No jew here, I swear!
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Sir I will have you know I am Otto Dix! My credentials should not need to be known if you have known of my works with Cubism!
Here— HERE! Look for yourself. Hitler himself views my art as a degenerately labeled idea— Rommel, Goering, Goebbels... they love my passions. They see that War eventually leads to a horrible way; why doesn't the Führer?
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>>676824111
No...worse
GAY JEW!!!
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W-what attic...we don't have an attic
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>>676824111
Well, you're not wrong ..
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>>676824111
Well, shit its the furherr
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>>676824444
Anne, bist du es?
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>>676824444
*GASP* A gay communist Jew!
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I have come here to chew bubblegum and kill Jews... and I'm all out of bubblegum.
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>>676824597
A gay nigger commie jew has been reported, sound the alarms
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>>676824444
Sweet Jesus...cordon off the block.
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Waffen SS reporting for duty
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>>676824444
black gay jew detected
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Plot twist: OP is a jew
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>>676820121
I'm clean, sir. You might need to check the next guy.
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>>676824444
GAY COMMIE GYPSY JEW NIGGER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Jews? Of course Herr Lieutenant, anything to help find the dirty kikes.
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>>676824444
AHH !!! Jew god !!!
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Run!
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I fucking got trips 2 posts in a row
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The jew went to google you newfag we have a chink now
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>>676824777
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>>676824444
QUICKLY, AN ATTIC FULL OF JEWS
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>>676824444
BURN THE BLOCK TO THE GROUND!
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>>676820121
Of course, wonderful SS officer. The jews need to be eradicated. Keep doing god's work. Yep, no jews here, haha!
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Well, shit.
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>>676820121
Not at all, search away.
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Holy shit, there are more jews, trip jews, and quad jews around here than any of us suspected. Only solution is a lynch mob.
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>>676824933

Sir. Please come with us.
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Kek
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>>676824444
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Kass the Gikes!!
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>>676825096
The word you're looking for is pogrom
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Nein mein Herr, No dubs here.
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Eyy mane what's going on here
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I'm not a Jew I swear!
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Once a jew, allways a jew
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ay, im clean, i aint no jew
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no dub here
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Mein gurburg I am no Jew! Praise the blitzkrieg der fueher has endowed our wonderful country!
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>>676824777
... says the jew ...
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I have come to take these Jews away. We've worn gas masks in case you want to gas them here.
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>>676820121

No problem, officer. Here are my papers.
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>>676825466
UN GAYMOSEXUAL!!
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i don't know officer honestly i could be a jew! who knows anymore those parasites infest our bloodline and pollute it, leading to a race of degenerate mongrels unable to be part of any great volk. i myself have had suspicions, to be sure, but i do not for sure. I fear that my blood is tainted by the Jew. I do not have the means to know but for these dubs.
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>>676820121

Fuck off, Kraut.
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The lack of umlauts in this thread is disturbing.

ü
Ü

Jew're welcome.
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I'm sure you'll find that I am of pure blood.
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>>676825466
It seems the final solution was not final enough.
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>>676824777
This Jew has helped us...

He may live with us. Maybe we can convert this mongrel?
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>>676826055
I CAN EXPLAIN MIEN FUHRER. I'VE BEEN INFECTED, HELP MIEN FUHRER
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At least I'm not a jew.
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>>676826055
TRYING TO TRICK US JEW ! YOU BOTH SHALL BURN . HEIL HITLER !
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>>676820535
Halt einfach dein Maul, wenn du nicht mal richtig Deutsch kannst. Und ja, mir ist klar, dass du irgendeine Ami-hure bist.
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No jews here sir..
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>>676825667
You can go this time, but I'm keeping mein eyes on jew.
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>>676826055
You can't fool us!! Trying to save your big nose friend will only land you both in the gas chamber!!!!
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>>676820121
go ahead, office. praise Hitler.
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Why would a Gestapo be a Jew? Here are my papers,
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>>676820121
Of course, sir!
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>>676822999
NIEN NIEN NIEN NIEN NIEN NIEN NIEN!
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I have nothing to hide I swear!
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I dindu nuffin
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>>676820121
Search away good sir.
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I'm not a Jew.
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>>676820121
No jews here.
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>>676820121
SIEG HEIL COMMANDANTE
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I'm no jew, goy
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>>676820666
damm
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i aint a jew
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>>676820121
Oi vey! I affirm my goy, I mean good man that I am not jewish, but 100% Aryan.
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I was just counting my shek... I mean I was just counting the numbers of kikes I killed today
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I don't even have a big nose.
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>>676820121
I am not a new, I love hiksler
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