Hello again Anonymous. I'm sorry for falling asleep so quickly last night.
Come in for advice, fortune-telling, or a friendly chat.
H-hello Reimu!
Hello there Reimu and friends.
>>676816756
Hey there Alice!
>>676816416
How about you eat shit?
>>676816910
*mumbles* I was g-gonna use her...
>>676816974
<4
>>676817041
Nah, only Yukari is into that.
>>676816910
Eirin... hello.
>>676817301
Are you well? I'm happy to see you at my shrine for once!
>>676817563
W-well....it's n-not like I came h-here for you or anything...
>>676817301
Don't use people, that's not very nice.
>>676817041
That's not very healthy anon, the consumption of shit can cause negative effects on someone's body.
>>676817316
I came here to observe what sort of corruptions you are bestowing upon these mortals.
>>676817749
Oh... tch. Well, it's not like I'd expect you to come here for me or anything...
>>676817847
Oh boy, moon purity! You know, Reisen already has been keeping track of that lately...
>>676818031
After all, I'm m-merely here to get the b-books Marisa stole...y-yes, that's it.
>>676817847
Oh d-don't you worry, I'll b-be gentle.
slow tonight
>>676818478
What makes you think she'd leave them here? I let her leave a couple of things once and it quickly got out of hand...
>>676818406
And reisen is also absentminded and likely just passed over without giving a proper examination.
>>676818478
Gentle? Whatever could you be talking about dear.
>>676818938
I f-figure she'll be here eventually! S-so...bring me tea!
>>676818997
Alright, well... let's get this over with. What weird moon rules am I breaking today?
>>676819031
Hmm... well, tea sounds nice. I'll get right on that since my juniors don't seem to be around.
>>676819541
I'll j-just set up some things, d-don't worry about me...
>>676818997
That's not true...! That isn't true, Eiren-sama!
>>676819541
Woah. Things are going kind of slow here, huh.
>>676819662
Ah! And Alice!
>>676819986
>>676819662
Somehow I feel like I should worry about Marisa... oh well! Time to make tea.
>disappears into the shrine's kitchen
>>676819834
Yeah, but it's still early so I'm not worried.
>>676819986
Y-yes?
what up fam
>>676820152
Good! It will probably hype up soon! Waha~
>>676820177
You never messaged me back, you big dummy!
>>676820274
What's up, Anonymous? I'm just making tea for everyone. How is your week so far?
>>676820637
>>676820637
My phone died, sorry.
>>676820849
You don't actually have to apologize, silly. Anyway, hai.
Hey everyone, had to go somewhere yesterday. What'd I miss?
>>676821114
Hey their. How do you deal with people saying your just a useless rabbit with sex appeal?
>>676821114
W-when you getting the Reisen cosplay?
>>676820637
How's my favorite moon bunny anyway?
>>676821167
I passed out pretty early so probably not much...
>>676821167
a very slow thread which died fast
>>676821586
>>676821591
Ah, better than missing too much I suppose. Seems slow tonight as well...
Here's the tea, everyone! It's Chai Spice tonight.
>>676821490
And here you are, Alice. What are you setting up, anyway?
>>676821448
I think that those thoughts are impure! So they're not worth thinking about.
>>676821490
Mm, it might be about a week.
I've basically figured out what I need and everything. What to order for it. So now I just need the dough. Rolls in next thursday.
>>676821586
Uu~ I'm doing better now that you praised me as your favorite moonbunny!
>>676822161
Hiya, earthling.
>>676822193
N-nothing!
>>676822161
I think we're losing steam because I'm not able to host it as often lately...
>>676822161
yep, hopefully it'll speed up in a bit
>>676822193
But I have beer, I don't need tea. Trust me, this helps me operate better.
>>676819834
Oh really, then why don't I trust you hmmm, I bet you have been slacking in your studies instead dozing off having fun.
>>676819541
Weird moon rules, so now you dare insult them! You really are insolent, it's like you break a rule with every line you speak.
>>676822500
Well in that case, you're probably my favorite person from the moon, period.
>>676822506
Nothing? But you said...
>>676822906
S-shhhh!
>>676822766
I am from Earth, you know...
>>676816416
Hi Reimu, I hope everything is going well for you.
Do you think one should be afraid of one's fortune?
I ask because honestly I am, I steer away from it, I am scared of what you or other fortune teller might say and you seem nice enough to ask
>>676823421
I just did your fortune: Bad Omen.
>>676822500
Hiya moon rabbit!
>>676822521
Possibly, might also be because anons don't quite see this as anything more than circle jerking. Might need a way to draw in some anons!
>>676822545
Where's a nuclear engine when we need one?
>>676823421
Well, I don't think it's anything to be afraid of, but I can understand the feeling at least. You don't wanna risk being told you'll have a bad future and then having to dread it, right?
>>676823039
Okay, okay!
>giggles
>>676822766
No way! I've been. Uuuh.. Studying the flora and fauna of earth! Just like you ordered. Ahaha.. Also, shrine maidens!
*grins*
>>676822906
Aaah, wow~ *kiss!*
>>676823039
Uh-huh. The most convincing.
New here! Kind of scared to ask, but what do you see in my future?
How is everyone?
>>676823943
Exactly.
I can't stand feeling dread over my future, but maybe that's because I somehow understand I'm doing something wrong with my life or I'm just scared of the inevitable
Well! Thanks for answering!
Have a great night!
>>676824020
Uwaa...
>>676823808
Got any ideas? The fortune telling was working fine for a while, but...
>>676823808
theres a micro fusion reactor in my suit but i cant exactly take it out
>>676824178
pretty good, kinda bored. need to give a name to get a fortune, actual name or a nickname will do
>>676823808
Yeah, we should be that factor but instead we all just sit around doing nothing.
*Nod, nod.*
>>676824178
I am good~ Better not that you're here, anon.
>>676823808
Got any ideas? The fortune telling was working fine for a while, but...
>>676824178
Give me a name to associate with you and I can tell you how your year will be, at least.
>>676824724
T-there is one solution. B-bring back roleplay on /b/
Hey people.
>>676824996
>sips tea
>>676824340
I'm sorry, me again.
Can a bad omen be avoided?
Is it more likely to change or not?
>>676816416
I fell in love with a japanese girl, last summer while travelling in Japan.
I sent her a facebook friend request, but she didn't accept nor decline... On the other hand, one of her friends befriended me and I talk to her from time to time.
Anon, what can I do about it?
>>676825108
hi geralt that looks like pacha
>>676820647
it's been chill, but uneventful
what is this exactly?
>>676824996
This thread is missing some despair.
>>676825443
Do.. do you just want me to do a reading for you? Because I'm pretty sure you might have just gotten trolled... my readings usually come with advice for dealing with any bad luck and all you have to do is give me a name to use.
>>676825108
Hi there.
>>676824724
Few ideas, some more....morally good than others.
One idea I remember happening back in the day for a while was having some people post like they were anonymous, but I always found that way to be kinda cheating.
Could try different forms of fortune telling, although unsure how well this one would work.
Could do what >>676824996 suggested, although that could have the opposite effects.
>>676824792
Could we hook it up using jumper cables?
>>676824852
Isn't that a specialty on /b/ though?
>>676825729
Ohai Nev
>>676825365
L-look into your heart. Y-you know it to be true.
>>676825512
Also known as Cos-Pacha
>>676825842
A fair point.
>>676816416
How do you feel about the fact fortune-telling is bullshit?
>>676825856
You don't know me, baka!
>>676825477
Ask the friend to ask the cutie to get in touch with you!
>>676825586
This is a thing I do a few times a week where I hang out and try to give people advice or tell their fortunes... or just talk to the people who hang around. It's a lot of things, really.
>>676825830
Yes, I guess that comment made me nervous...
I'm Juan Flores.
Thanks for taking your time to read me
>>676825842
i dunno, maybe
>>676825729
bring on the despair
>>676825830
How are we tonight?
>>676826256
tell me about the fortunes
>>676825919
Arisu... I've known that to be true since 2009...
>>676826081
>shrugs
>>676826256
But it's been months since I sent the friend request and since the last time I talked to her (cutie). How could I do this without looking like a creep?
Help please
>>676826810
T-then it is time t-to go to war, Reimu.
A war with y-your apathy.
>>676826424
Pupupupupu
>>676826424
I never did understand how those small floods trying to throw themselves at a shielded metal suit could actually damage it. Like, the thing can deflect bullets, plasma, and survive a fall from space. But a little balloon popping somehow affected it.
>>676826810
Cos Pacha would like a fortune
>>676826348
>Juan Flores has normal luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Void", "66".
Well, there you have it. Your luck won't be good or bad this year. Keep an eye out for the number 66 because it's your lucky number. Unfortunately, void doesn't really tell me anything...
>>676826481
Pretty good! And you?
>>676826774
It's omikuji. It's a luck reading, good for a whole year. You just give me a name to use and I'll tell you what that person's luck will be.
>>676827531
Alex Kelley ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>>676827531
Thank you for the reading.
I'm somehow happy it's not terrible, the fact that it's neutral means I get to do more stuff with my own hands.
I'll be taking my leave then, thanks again!
>>676816416
when will i get rich and fuck bitches, not a question of if.. or is it? tnx
>>676826914
Well, I doubt you'll come off as a creep just for asking. How well did you get to know this girl while you were there?
>>676826980
Am I not already making strides? If only I could devote more of my time to it...
>>676827492
>Cos Pacha has good luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Power", "42".
There you go!
>>676827457
i just assumed its because they're trying to stab into their victims and it makes the shields go off
>>676828463
You are the kindest. Thank you shrine maiden.
>>676827794
>Alex Kelley ha***tremely bad luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Power", "14".
...yikes... I'm really sorry.
>>676827946
Exactly! It's all up to you, Anonymous. Have a good night!
>>676828249
I'm afraid it might be a question of if. What's your career look like right now?
>puff puff
>>676828652
I suppose that makes sense, but it's still a biological creature. I don't understand how anything like that can produce enough force to damage power shields like that. Then again, I'm trying to make sense of a sci-fi game.
Also, I'm down to try a few card readings if anyone's interested right now.
>>676829809
I want another one! Tell me about my near future please!
>>676826980
>>676829603
I wonder if people would respond to Reisen threads. Ah, probably not.. We probably need to have different sorts of threads like this one for when you're too busy, Reimu.
>>676830413
T-the only bad choice is to NOT act.
>>676830413
I'll happily support anyone else too! Especially moon-bunnies. You could do it if you tried, I bet.
>>676829980
Temperance Reversed
You'll have, or already have demands placed upon you that will cause you to feel overwhelmed. The odds are that they're cause by difficult issues in the past, and you could experience a lack of money, or other type of resource. Your best course of action will to be to take it slow and go about solving things one step at a time.
>>676830935
I could try making some, but I leave for work around 10 my time, so it'd have to be on my days off or end early-ish.
>>676830532
W-well that may be true... But I'm nervous!
>>676830935
But I don't have a... a thing! You have fortune tellings. What am I supposed to do? People won't come just to hear me toss advice at them, you know!
>>676831327
S-slut it up! Cyber w-with Anonymous!
>>676831327
How do you think the last Alice was popular? All she did was give advice and ban evade like a pro! If your advice is good enough, you'll be fine!
>>676831218
Sheesh. Well, that's already happening... makes sense.
As for the time slot, I might try making some early in the day on some days and see how that goes.
>>676831435
Wha..! Alice, I'm very lewd but I can't take that many of them...!
>>676831685
Well, maybe. I'm not sure it will be but I'll try?
>>676831327
You know, I was just thinking today... I might try playing a game with everyone sometime. If that goes well then maybe you could use it.
>>676831729
I don't know how, but I've been told my readings are eerily accurate, guess this is more confirmation of that.
>>676831948
Worst that could happen is the thread is ignored, so I see no reason not to.
>>676832338
Interested. Tell me more sometime!
>>676832395
Yeah, I know.
>>676829809
after looking through halopedia my guess is that since unsc shields were reverse engineered from jackal gauntlet shields they just block everything from coming in contact with whatever its covering until they break since they had to deactivate them to crawl through some vents in one of the books
Read mine: Justin
>>676832395
Yeah. It's a bit spooky. Didn't you just pick this up?
>>676832558
Sure thing, cutie.
>>676833339
>>Justin has very good luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Violet", "51".
I'm late again!
Hello people, what's going on in here?
>>676833339
General future read
The World Upright
Everything is coming together, and there will be harmony in your future. If you have some conflict or tensions right now, they will be solved soon. It will soon be a time to appreciate and celebrate success!
>>676833752
Yep! And I already apparently read out the entire situation and outcome of a friends love life that I had literally no knowledge about! I wasn't even aware they were in a relationship to begin with and thought my reading made no sense till they told me what was going on!
>>676833929
Spooky accurate readings!
>>676833929
Not a whole lot... but there's tea if you want.
>>676834574
Wow, that's cool! I think I might try picking up tarot sometime... though I don't think I'd be able to do it here like you do...
Oh fuck no. Not this again.
I decide to come back on /b/ because boredom and it's ONG all over again.
Tell my future anon!
>>676834927
Tea? Gimme!
I guess I'll try reading the thread...
>>676835197
Sure thing! Just give me a name to use for you.
>>676835107
How is this any worse than being bored?
>>676835566
>points to the tea kettle and extra cups she brought out earlier
>>676835774
Call me Pedro!
>>676835774
>How is this any worse than being bored?
Makes me realize that even after 5 long years not a single thing has changed for anyone.
Now I wonder how many are new faces, and how many are survivors of ONG and AJAX
>>676836106
>Pedro has good luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Violet", "40".
Congratulations!
>>676834927
It's not incredibly difficult, just gotta get into the flow of it!
>>676835107
ONG was rather funny to watch till they started kicking randoms.
>>676835197
Temperance Upright
Getting your life to work is gunna feel like a fine balancing act. Persistence, attention to detail, and the ability to adapt is what's going to help you through it. As well, if there's any rifts between you and others, now would be the time to heal them.
>>676836212
By my count, 1 survivor, probably used Armor Lock. But i stopped paying attention after a while.
>>676833307
Damn Jackals, they were always really annoying. Mainly cause they always dodged stuff like they were acrobats.
>>676836212
As far as I know most people around here are new. I picked them up over the last few months. But, imagine how I feel. It's been 7 years for me. Maybe 8. But in the end there's something about this atmosphere that keeps me coming back.
>>676836473
and even more annoying with their pinpoint accuracy with snipers
>>676836212
oldfag reporting in
>>676836684
>But in the end there's something about this atmosphere that keeps me coming back.
It's only boredom and you know it. But you may have a point since you end up here and not somewhere else.
Alice's stuttering still ticks me off like the old times.
>>676836473
>ONG was rather funny to watch till they started kicking randoms.
Get on it.
>>676837454
There are other things I could be doing right now, like playing a game, or something, but I'd rather spend some time here instead.
>>676816416
/k/omanon here
So, I did a thing, and things between me and the girl are working kind of sort of right now
>>676837779
Excuses. I could be in the ISS right now, but I'm still here.
靴下、売らないでください。
>>676837779
and i could be playing grifball and deal with this bullshit
>>676836953
Wait, were they snipers? I thought they used energy rifles!
>>676837454
Told ya!
>>676838099
Oh, really? It seemed like such a train wreck last time. What did you do?
>>676838142
You could?
>>676838750
>Told ya!
We're having a small party on ONG. 2 people talking can be called a party, yes?
>>676838769
Apparently, she's into clingy, I sent her that, and that spark, it just kind of re-ignited itself. Mind you, I still don't trust her entirely, but like the msg reads, I just wanted my friend back, romantic stuff is gonna take a backseat for now
>>676838750
beam rifles, snipers, same thing different ammo the end result is still the same https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qKX-aI1TQXM
>>676830413
I would respond!
>>676831948
...And then I don't know aymore
>>676835566
alright, thread read!
>>676839101
That's me in there!
>>676839395
Oh god, that is so true on so many levels... fuck Jackals and everything they stand for!
>>676839269
This time I hope you'll take Reimu-senpai's advice and take everything slowly. No more rash decisions, okay?
"No bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. You won it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his country." - George S. Patton
Sweeeeeeeeep
>>676839719
agreed
>>676840114
hi bell
Looks like I'm late this time.
>>676840205
Think I'ma pick up Halo 5 next payche- wait. Is it XBone only?
>>676840553
You look familiar...
>>676840553
I'm glad you made it anyway! We've missed you.
>>676839722
I'm going to try my absolute best, which is going to really be fucking hard for me. I'm the kinda guy who eats Pizza Rolls when they're still cold in the middle because I don't have the extra 30 sec to heat them up all the way. I set up an appointment with my Shrink who I haven't seen in a long time to try and work on my Anger Management and coping skills
I'm just so happy to have her back, last night, even though it wasn't long, we talked for an hour or so. It wasn't anything serious, just "How was your day" sort of shit. I missed doing that so much with her, and it was so nice to be able to do that again
>>676840835
I do? I should stop that, it's a bad habit of mine.
>>676840904
I've had a really awkward schedule and uni work and stuff!
HAVE YOU EVEEER SEEEN THE RAIIIN
>>676840205
Hiya Chief.
>>676841136
I'm glad you managed to salvage things, either way! I'm happy for you.
>>676840835
yeah its xbone only so you'd need to get one of those too. think its getting another price drop though
>>676840114
Give me a .zip of your pictures already
>>676841398
Oh, I know. I understand. Truthfully, I've been pretty busy myself lately.. we're down to two nights a week and last night I passed out on everyone!
But when I have been around, your absence was felt~
>>676841682
Hey, I post all of them here every thread. Just start saving them.
Also, I'm on mobile.
>>676840835
Aren't all Halo games xbone only? Except CE.
>>676841398
Hmm, probably someone else. Oh well!
>>676841604
Wonder how much I could trade in my old 360 for. I've hardly used it much, and all I'd really have to do is track down the box and a few of the cords.
>>676842029
if you do plan on getting one be sure to look at the backwards compatibility list so you know what games to keep
>>676841584
Thanks Reimu
I did do one thing tonight, to try and fix it even more. I apologized for dropping the "I love You" bomb about 1 month into it. I told her I know it put a lot of pressure on her, and that it was a wrong thing for me to say. She told me that, while she is going to go more in-depth with her reply to that tomorrow cause she's dead tired, She said that she appreciates how mature I'm being about it, and that it makes her happy not only that I think of her in that way, but that I have her well being in mind
>>676841977
1, 2, 3, Reach, and I believe 4 are XBox and 360.
>>676842442
If all the Halo games work, I'm good. Won't lie, I think outside of a few flight games I don't have many more games to make it worth worrying about.
>>676842606
Mm. Well, that sounds like it won't be bad news.
>>676843000
Checked.
I mean released on something other than the Xbox. I know CE was ported to PC, but I can't remember any others.
>>676841960
I didn't know I was something to be missed.
>>676842029
I don't know, we don't tend to get new people around here.
>>676816416
Fucking QTpie.
Weekly reminder that this atheist is living a good life despite your fortune in Jan.
>>676843000
i know reach and wars is backwards compatible but im not seeing the others on there, you could get a used copy of the MCC since it has all the numbered ones and ODST on one disc
>>676843210
I sure hope not, I'm just worried about what she wants to talk to me in person about. My gut is in absolute knots, and it really sucks
>>676843644
Well, now you know.
>>676843879
You still have the entire year to fuck up, friend.
>>676843598
Oh, no. As far as I know, there were no others.
>>676843644
I remember a Saber way back when.
>>676843909
Probably could. Been wanting to go play 2 again for quite some time. I'll have to look more into this. Or should I just wait till the next console is released in a few years? Cause you KNOW it will.
>>676844004
My best guess is that she'll talk to you about how she has feelings for you too but she's in a complicated state and can't jump into a relationship right now. Something like that...
>>676844252
This is true, stranger. However I am feeling pretty confident.
aww, I actually wanted to talk about things, but this is just an avatar conversations thread.
>>676845166
So why don't you try talking to us?
OH LAWD PLEASE DONT LET ME BE MISUNDERSTOOD!!!
It's Karaoke hour, motherfuckers.
>>676845166
Talk to us anon, I'll give ya a fortune telling or something!
>>676844664
Just keep the fortune in mind and you'll surely fuck up somewhere!
Why is being an atheist so important to you?
>>676845166
You can still talk about things.
>>676844467
if you can get one at a decent price i'd say go for it
>>676845166
just because people with avatars are talking to each other doesnt mean we wont talk to anons
>>676845654
>Why is being an atheist so important to you?
I was called an atheist by the QT. So now I identify as one.