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2016-03-30 23:47:26 Post No. 676806131
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Anonymous 2016-03-30 23:47:26 Post No. 676806131 [Report]
Let's rewrite famous movie lines while keeping it's original meaning

>Luke, I came inside your mother
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Anonymous 2016-03-30 23:50:33 Post No.676806536
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Anonymous 2016-03-30 23:50:33 Post No.676806536 [Report]
>>676806131
"Where we're going, we won't need infrastructure."
Hilarious, OP.
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Anonymous 2016-03-30 23:51:08 Post No.676806599
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>u fukin wat m8
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Anonymous 2016-03-30 23:53:02 Post No.676806868
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Anonymous 2016-03-30 23:53:02 Post No.676806868 [Report]
>this is what happens when you sodomize.
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Anonymous 2016-03-30 23:57:43 Post No.676807504
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Anonymous 2016-03-30 23:57:43 Post No.676807504 [Report]
>nobody cared until I put this thing on my face
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Anonymous 2016-03-30 23:59:30 Post No.676807736
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Anonymous 2016-03-30 23:59:30 Post No.676807736 [Report]
>ENGLISH MAN DO YOU TALK IT
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Anonymous 2016-03-31 00:00:58 Post No.676807940
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Anonymous 2016-03-31 00:00:58 Post No.676807940 [Report]
>sarcastically, my garage is not for moors.
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Anonymous 2016-03-31 00:02:13 Post No.676808094
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Anonymous 2016-03-31 00:02:13 Post No.676808094 [Report]
>This boat is inadequate for fighting sharks
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Anonymous 2016-03-31 00:05:05 Post No.676808564
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Anonymous 2016-03-31 00:05:05 Post No.676808564 [Report]
>press your buttocks against hers
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Anonymous 2016-03-31 00:08:19 Post No.676809016
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Anonymous 2016-03-31 00:08:19 Post No.676809016 [Report]
Set free the giant sea creature
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Anonymous 2016-03-31 00:08:38 Post No.676809057
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Anonymous 2016-03-31 00:08:38 Post No.676809057 [Report]
Good idea op but i can't think of any
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Anonymous 2016-03-31 00:08:53 Post No.676809088
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Anonymous 2016-03-31 00:08:53 Post No.676809088 [Report]
I'm exhausted of these snakes that had intercourse with their mothers, on this plane that had intercourse with its mother.
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Anonymous 2016-03-31 00:09:40 Post No.676809206
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Anonymous 2016-03-31 00:09:40 Post No.676809206 [Report]
>>676809016
>>676809088
Lol
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Anonymous 2016-03-31 00:10:23 Post No.676809299
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Anonymous 2016-03-31 00:10:23 Post No.676809299 [Report]
>>676806131
Half of naboo came inside that bitch
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Anonymous 2016-03-31 00:11:38 Post No.676809483
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I will carry the jewelry to the mountain
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Anonymous 2016-03-31 00:11:53 Post No.676809517
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Anonymous 2016-03-31 00:11:53 Post No.676809517 [Report]
>im a regal man with a crown of this planet
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Anonymous 2016-03-31 00:13:01 Post No.676809659
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Anonymous 2016-03-31 00:13:01 Post No.676809659 [Report]
OP phone home
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Anonymous 2016-03-31 00:14:32 Post No.676809838
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Anonymous 2016-03-31 00:14:32 Post No.676809838 [Report]
>later this evening, we shall eat food in satan's realm
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Anonymous 2016-03-31 00:14:38 Post No.676809851
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Anonymous 2016-03-31 00:14:38 Post No.676809851 [Report]
The number that precedes two has difficulty using its legs to enter Mordor
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Anonymous 2016-03-31 00:14:55 Post No.676809885
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Anonymous 2016-03-31 00:14:55 Post No.676809885 [Report]
>Tomorrow is Saturday and we are black as the ace of spades.
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Anonymous 2016-03-31 00:15:46 Post No.676809992
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Anonymous 2016-03-31 00:15:46 Post No.676809992 [Report]
>i consume your frozen dessert!!
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Anonymous 2016-03-31 00:16:50 Post No.676810118
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Anonymous 2016-03-31 00:16:50 Post No.676810118 [Report]
>if you construct it, he will ejaculate
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Anonymous 2016-03-31 00:16:54 Post No.676810132
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Anonymous 2016-03-31 00:16:54 Post No.676810132 [Report]
>we currently reside in sparta
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Anonymous 2016-03-31 00:17:07 Post No.676810158
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They called him meatloaf
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Anonymous 2016-03-31 00:17:11 Post No.676810171
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Anonymous 2016-03-31 00:17:11 Post No.676810171 [Report]
>kids check it I own a goddamn river made of molten fucking chocolate
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Anonymous 2016-03-31 00:17:47 Post No.676810246
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Anonymous 2016-03-31 00:17:47 Post No.676810246 [Report]
>My name is James. James bond.
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Anonymous 2016-03-31 00:17:56 Post No.676810260
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Anonymous 2016-03-31 00:17:56 Post No.676810260 [Report]
>Move towards the helicopter.
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Anonymous 2016-03-31 00:18:48 Post No.676810367
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Anonymous 2016-03-31 00:18:48 Post No.676810367 [Report]
>introduce yourself to my cohort of small stature
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Anonymous 2016-03-31 00:19:19 Post No.676810427
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Anonymous 2016-03-31 00:19:19 Post No.676810427 [Report]
>You're a faggot OP
>I'm a what?
>You're a faggot OP
I loved OP and the chamber of BDSM
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Anonymous 2016-03-31 00:20:15 Post No.676810559
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Anonymous 2016-03-31 00:20:15 Post No.676810559 [Report]
Conversation regarding Punch Buddies is prohibited
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Anonymous 2016-03-31 00:20:15 Post No.676810560
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>>676810246
so bad it's good
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Anonymous 2016-03-31 00:20:49 Post No.676810616
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Anonymous 2016-03-31 00:20:49 Post No.676810616 [Report]
>pretend to polish this clockwise, pretend to polish this counter clockwise.
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Anonymous 2016-03-31 00:20:57 Post No.676810632
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Anonymous 2016-03-31 00:20:57 Post No.676810632 [Report]
> Tonight at the Pit, Everyone gets a Handjob
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Anonymous 2016-03-31 00:21:13 Post No.676810669
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Anonymous 2016-03-31 00:21:13 Post No.676810669 [Report]
>>676810367
Lel
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Anonymous 2016-03-31 00:21:50 Post No.676810753
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Anonymous 2016-03-31 00:21:50 Post No.676810753 [Report]
>>676810367
Lol, just now got this one
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Anonymous 2016-03-31 00:21:55 Post No.676810765
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>>676806599

kek

>Fuck it's the Borg ALLAHU ACKBAR
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Anonymous 2016-03-31 00:22:52 Post No.676810885
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Anonymous 2016-03-31 00:22:52 Post No.676810885 [Report]
Why is the alcohol traditionally made from sugarcane always in short supply?
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Anonymous 2016-03-31 00:23:15 Post No.676810940
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'Self improvement is masturbation, because something has to replace actually jerking when you have raisin nuts and erectile dysfunction from roids'
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Anonymous 2016-03-31 00:24:01 Post No.676811035
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Anonymous 2016-03-31 00:24:01 Post No.676811035 [Report]
>rumor has it that Inuits are frigid.
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Anonymous 2016-03-31 00:24:16 Post No.676811065
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Anonymous 2016-03-31 00:24:16 Post No.676811065 [Report]
>>676810246
top kek
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Anonymous 2016-03-31 00:25:02 Post No.676811173
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Anonymous 2016-03-31 00:25:02 Post No.676811173 [Report]
>Tell me of your father's employment
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Anonymous 2016-03-31 00:25:10 Post No.676811190
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Anonymous 2016-03-31 00:25:10 Post No.676811190 [Report]
Oh no they are consuming her.

And then they will consume me!

OH MY RESPECTIVE DEITY!
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Anonymous 2016-03-31 00:25:21 Post No.676811210
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Anonymous 2016-03-31 00:25:21 Post No.676811210 [Report]
>>676810559
>Punch Buddies

Kek
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Anonymous 2016-03-31 00:26:09 Post No.676811331
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Anonymous 2016-03-31 00:26:09 Post No.676811331 [Report]
New Challenge: Make a famous quote as long and descriptive as possible

>"I am able perceive what you are currently pondering over. Had he in the past propelled six pieces of ammunition from his firearm or perhaps a mere 5? In fact, to let you know what had truly happened, in this thrilling course of events I appear to have forgotten my count of said number. However, considering that the firearm he possesses is known as the 44. Magnum, the single-handed firearm that which is the highest in proficiency on the planet know as earth, and is capable of very neatly removing your cranial appendage in a highly explosive manner, you must request of yourself an answer to this particular conundrum, "Do I feel a manifestation of good fortune?" Well, what say you, rebellious rapscallion?"

>-Harry, who is apparently significantly unclean.
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Anonymous 2016-03-31 00:26:11 Post No.676811338
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Anonymous 2016-03-31 00:26:11 Post No.676811338 [Report]
Step backwards from my surrogate child, you offspring of a 'well known' female canine
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Anonymous 2016-03-31 00:27:48 Post No.676811552
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Anonymous 2016-03-31 00:27:48 Post No.676811552 [Report]
life is like a box full of sweets. You can't be sure what will come out of it, because as long as you don't open the box all it's ingredients are in a superposition of every sweet
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Anonymous 2016-03-31 00:29:18 Post No.676811754
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Anonymous 2016-03-31 00:29:18 Post No.676811754 [Report]
>>676811331
holy fuck anon
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Anonymous 2016-03-31 00:30:32 Post No.676811943
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Anonymous 2016-03-31 00:30:32 Post No.676811943 [Report]
Self-determinaaaaatiooooon!
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Anonymous 2016-03-31 00:30:38 Post No.676811960
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>>676811338
>Step backwards from my surrogate child, you offspring of a 'well known' female canine

What ho, ladz! Can I suggest we initiate lift-off and pave over this place with radioactive glass?

There is no other way to be absolutely certain.
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Anonymous 2016-03-31 00:31:42 Post No.676812116
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Anonymous 2016-03-31 00:31:42 Post No.676812116 [Report]
>>676811552
Forrest Schroedinger
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Anonymous 2016-03-31 00:31:50 Post No.676812129
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Anonymous 2016-03-31 00:31:50 Post No.676812129 [Report]
>>676811338
She doesn't call her a son of a bitch retard, she just calls her a bitch.
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Anonymous 2016-03-31 00:31:57 Post No.676812144
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Anonymous 2016-03-31 00:31:57 Post No.676812144 [Report]
>>676811754
dirty harry EZEZ
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Anonymous 2016-03-31 00:32:10 Post No.676812169
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Anonymous 2016-03-31 00:32:10 Post No.676812169 [Report]
>a standard NATO round.
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Anonymous 2016-03-31 00:32:27 Post No.676812211
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Anonymous 2016-03-31 00:32:27 Post No.676812211 [Report]
>>676811943
Kek
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Anonymous 2016-03-31 00:34:15 Post No.676812462
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Anonymous 2016-03-31 00:34:15 Post No.676812462 [Report]
>tbh gurl i ain't give no fuck
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Anonymous 2016-03-31 00:34:27 Post No.676812496
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Anonymous 2016-03-31 00:34:27 Post No.676812496 [Report]
>>676806131
Doublemint
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Anonymous 2016-03-31 00:34:57 Post No.676812568
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That happens to be your view on said matter, and my judgement has led me to other conclusions, good sir.
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Anonymous 2016-03-31 00:35:15 Post No.676812610
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Anonymous 2016-03-31 00:35:15 Post No.676812610 [Report]
>Grow old and be succesfull
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Anonymous 2016-03-31 00:35:53 Post No.676812716
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Anonymous 2016-03-31 00:35:53 Post No.676812716 [Report]
>>676806131
He says "no, I am your father" not "Luke I am your father".
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Anonymous 2016-03-31 00:36:34 Post No.676812799
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Anonymous 2016-03-31 00:36:34 Post No.676812799 [Report]
>>676812568
Beat me to it. Nice one
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Anonymous 2016-03-31 00:39:23 Post No.676813147
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Anonymous 2016-03-31 00:39:23 Post No.676813147 [Report]
>>676812716
"no, I came in your mother" is funnier anyway
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