Kobold adventure thread! First option to reach three votes wins.
You are a kobold. You are small, flexible, nimble and rather stealthy when you want to be. On the other hand you are naïve, not very strong, kind of a pushover and generally not very good in a fight.
The world is mostly predominated with humans, who see you as a lesser species. Kobolds officially have no rights, so the sight of one of your kind getting raped, beaten or even killed in broad daylight is unfortunately for you not so uncommon.
Luckily, you have managed to avoid the worst, by making your home in the outstretched woods surrounding the human capital. Many beasts lurk here, including dragons and feral animals of all kinds. There are even some rumors of a hulking mass of tentacles skulking through the darkness, violating whoever it gets in its grip.
On top of the feral dangers, there are various bands of bandits which have made these woods their home. They pry on unsuspecting victims, to rob them from their riches, their purity, their life or perhaps even all three.
You are:
A) Male
B) Female
B) Female
Female
2x B
Female
You are female. You’re not quite as strong as the males of your kind, but you make up for it by being even lighter, even more nimble and just a little bit more flexible. Enemies you face might be more concerned with fucking something as small and cute as yourself rather than trying to hurt you. This may be a good thing, yet if you don’t watch out you might end up a cum-filled lizard before long.
Thanks to your isolation, you have managed to avoid abuse thus far. As a result, you are still a virgin. You have never had sex, and you hope things will stay this way unless you finally find the kobold of your dreams.
You are wearing a small chest wrap which covers up your rather flat bosom quite nicely. Down below, a simple loincloth provides you with some decency. The piece of clothing has seen better days, and your rather active lifestyle has left it somewhat ragged.
You are returning from a trip to Varanar, where you sold some trinkets you found on an old, abandoned graveyard. Sadly enough, you only managed to earn enough coins to pay for a single meal. It was some of the tastiest bunny you’ve ever eaten, but it wasn’t worth three whole days of scavenging.
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>>676799954
As you are walking down the dirt road back towards your small shack in the woods, you come across a band of humans making camp for the night along the side of the road. You are wary of them, as you are of all humans. You hide in the bushes to spy on them for a moment. There seem to be four men and a woman in this particular group. They also seem to have a pet, a dog to be more precise, which is currently sleeping next to the small campfire they have set up.
You decide to take a detour throughout the woods to circumvent the humans. Just as you are about to step off the beaten path, a loud roar catches your attention. The humans have heard it as well. Two of them draw swords. One readies a spear. The dog awakens, and starts barking loudly. “Let’s go catch us some dinner, boys!” one of the men shouts. On his command, all four of the men, as well as the dog, charge into the woods. The woman rolls her eyes, and retreats into her tent.
The camp is now unattended. You might be able to steal a few things from it, if you’re quick enough. Or you could pay the lone woman a visit, and hope she won’t bash your brains in with a rock.
You:
A) Steal from the camp
B) Pay the woman a visit
C) Continue along the trail
D) Stick to the plan, take your detour
B) pay her a visit
>>676800037
Pay the woman a visit
2x B
a) steal from the camp
1x A
2x B
Pay her a visit (b)
While robbing an undefended camp sure does seem inviting, you weren't raised a thief. Intending to introduce yourself to the woman, you casually stroll up to the tent. Due to your light frame, your footsteps make barely any noise. You hear small moans and heated breathing coming from within the tent. Perhaps she's very exhausted from the trip here?
You open the woman's tent, and step inside. The woman is naked. She is laying ontop of a blanket, her legs spread wide and her hand in between them. She is masturbating. She freezes as soon as she spots you.
You:
A) Ask her if she needs a hand
B) Walk away
C) Run away
D) Pounce ontop of the woman
E) Berate the woman for her lewdity
F) Introduce yourself
>>676802439
GIVE HAND
A
>>676802439
Give her a hand
"Need some help with that?" you ask. The woman stares at you. Her visage slowly grows mortified. Suddenly, she screams out for help, startling you. She seems scared shitless. Perhaps she's never seen a kobold before?
You:
A) Tell her to be quiet
B) Explain that you're not there to hurt her
C) Shove your groin into her face
D) Act tough and threaten her to shut her up
E) Run away
>>676803071
Run away
E)
E, run away
>>676803071
RUN AWAY!!!!
>You hope things will stay that way until you meet the right kobold.
Don't fuck the lizard
B
Startled by the woman's sudden shriek, you turn around and run away from the camp. Just in time, apparantly. In the distance you can see the men returning from their hunt. You don't think they've spotted you, but they're heading you way. You can faintly hear the woman still screaming. They soon will be able to hear it as well.
You:
A) Run towards the capital, away from the men
B) Run towards your shack, past the men
C) Act casual and proceed towards your shack
D) Explain what happened to them
E) Hide!
Please vote using the letter of the option you wish to vote for. This makes it far easier to tally the votes correctly.
>>676803699
Hide
>>676803699
E hide
B) run past them
Acting quick, you dive into a nearby bush. The men slowly approach, their weapons visibly bloody. One of them is carrying a large slab of bloody meat on his back.
As they near your position, their dog runs up towards your bush. He's standing right in front of you, growling menacingly. Just as you think he's about to bite, the men notice their companion's shouts.
"Helena?! To arms!" the leader of the gang shouts. The four run past you, towards their encampment. The dog stares at you for a few more seconds, before reluctantly bolting off after its masters.
You are scared shitless.
You:
A) Return to your shack
B) Go to the capital
C) Skulk around the humans' camp
D) Take a stroll around the woods
E) Explore the woods
A, definitely
E
A) Return to the shack
2x A
1x B
1x C
2x E
Explore
A
You are exhillerated, and mentally traumatized, yet at least you made it out alright. You get out of the bush, and start to walk home, to calm down from all the excitement.
You aren't to be granted your rest just yet, though. As you approach your small shack, you notice your only window has been smashed to pieces! Whoever did this may still be inside, yet you don't really know.
You:
A) Fearlessly enter your shack
B) Wait and see
C) Leave
D) Peer through the broken window
E) Ask if anyone's there
>>676805524
E, but do it cautiously.
D
A) Cuz I'm a bad ass B/
e
D)
You sneak closer towards your shack, and cautiously gaze through the broken window. The place has been ransacked! While you didn't have much, your few precious belongings have all been smashed, taken or defiled. Who could have done this?!
The answer to that question would present itself immediately. A small branch cracks behind you. You turn around, and are greeted with the sight of a male kobold in leather armor. He holds a knife in one of his hands.
"You no have shiny in house, stupid female. Give shiny now or I kill you!"
You:
A) Fight the kobold bandit
B) Run away!
C) Explain to him that you don't have any money
D) Beg for your life
E) Offer your body instead
F) Tell him to fuck off
D
>>676806163
Sorry that was to the earlier one.
Instead, B
e
B
>>676806146
A
REMOVE KOBOLD
E
E)
You're no match for a male kobold, especially not one brandishing a weapon. Fight or flight instincts kick in, and flight easily wins out. You bolt away as fast as you can, into the woods. The bandit gives chase. You're still a bit tired from running away from the camp earlier. He's gaining on you!
You reach a river, with blatantly strong currents. The bandit has almost caught up with you.
You:
A) Attempt to swim across the river
B) Run along the shore of the river, looking for a bridge
C) Surrender
D) Fight the bandit
E) Shout for help
>>676806749
Jump into the water (A)
A
A
C)
The bandit has caught up with you, and leaps for you. You jump into the river to narrowly escape him. He falls onto the rocky ground, yet quickly gets back on his feet.
You start swimming as fast as you can towards the other side of the river. The bandit doesn't seem to be giving chase, but a mixture of adrenaline and fear makes you keep on going.
About halfway across, the current suddenly gets a lot stronger. You are rapidly being dragged along with the river, and are barely managing to stay above water. At least the bandit is no longer a concern.
You:
A) Attempt to grab onto something
B) Attempt to swim to the shore
C) Let the current take you, just stay above water
D) Dive!
E) Pass out
C) just keep swimming
Let the current take you, the first one
C)
You calm down a bit, and just let the current take you. It's not easy to stay above water, but in your calmed state you manage to do just fine. The trip is very exerting. Just as you thought you could take no more, as you were about to pass out due to exhaustion, the current lessens.
The river has dragged you all the way back to the capital, through which it flows. Stone walls on either bank prevent you from just crawling out. You're very exhausted, but confident that you can swim just a bit further.
You:
A) Attempt to scale a wall
B) Attempt to enter the sewers
C) Attempt to climb out at a nearby dock
D) Swim further
The sun is starting to go down.
D) just keep swimming
C
B)
You swim towards a nearby dock, made for small boats to unload their goods. Your arms are very weary, and you barely manage to hoist yourself out of the river. You cough up a bit of muddy water, and take a few wheezy, deep breaths. You made it.
Night is starting to fall.
You:
A) Pass out on the docks
B) Scrape yourself together and walk towards the streets
C) Scream for help
C)
Fun thread.
>>676808987
Indeed
>>676808711
B... glad we didn't wind up in the sewers like last night.
You cough up a bit more water, and take a few minutes to collect yourself. What you went through was rough, but damnit you're not dead yet! Through sheer strength of will, you slowly rise to your unsteady feet. Walking is hard, yet you manage to stumble over the wooden docks, up a small flight of stairs into the streets.
Your clothing is soaked. Your loincloth is just matted, yet the wrap around your chest has become practically see through. Nothing is really visible, but you'll come off as a whore to your fellow kobolds.
It is night. The streets are almost completely empty. You are tired.
You:
A) Find the nearest inn
B) Walk around the streets aimlessly
C) Find an alley to sleep in
D) Slump down against a building on the side of the street
>>676809349
Do we have any money
C
D) take a break
D
>>676809349
Let's go with C
Looks like C was first.. sounds like rapetime?
You can't go to an inn. You don't have any money. Sleeping on the side of the streets would be a very bad idea in the xenophobic capital of the world. You stumble upon a dark alleyway, and your addled brain finds it a suitable place to rest. You drag yourself in, before collapsing on the cold dirt ground. You pass out.
You wake up God knows how long later. Your head hurts. Your entire body hurts. The sun is up. You get to your feet. Nothing happened to you overnight, thankfully. Your clothing has dried.
You:
A) Explore the alley
B) Explore the city
C) Go to the kobold district
D) Go to the inn
E) Leave the city
C)
>>676810135
D)
offer ourselves up as the mascot/baby factory
B)
Choose e
>>676810135
C to find our people
C
You stretch your aching limbs, and rub the sleep out of your eyes before leaving the alley. A lot of people are moving through the streets. It must be a market day or something. None of them pay you any mind. You scamper off towards the kobold district.
The kobold district is a rough place. Humans despise kobolds, and this place showcases why. Some of your kin are ruthless savages, and most of those are gathered here. At least you won't have to worry about being harassed by humans.
You:
A) Walk around the kobold district
B) Find an inn
C) Visit the kobold school
D) Go to the bar
E) Leave the kobold district
F) Ask around for ways to make money
F get a job and pay taxes
F. Hopefully don't walk into an ADVENT patrol.
F) Whore it up
F need dat money
>>676811297
ayy lmao
>>676811375
Yaa oaml
My name is James but people call me mexicanpapi666 I'm a sleep watcher for hire I will be watching you sleep. To keep you safe. You don't have to pay money just tell me your address and I'll come.
You ask a few of your fellow kobolds if they know of any ways to make money around here. Some laugh at you, a few think you're ridiculing them and chase you off, and some others still say that if there were any jobs available they'd be working themselves.
Your search turns up fruitless, until at one point you are approached by a rather dirty looking kobold. He whispers into your ear:
"Hey there pretty. I heard you were looking for a job. I'll give you fifty coins if you suck me off."
You:
A) Slap him and walk away
B) Fight him
C) Reluctantly accept his offer
D) Bargain
E) Ask him if he'll settle for your hand
F) Kick him in the groin
>>676811656
1600 Pennsylvania Ave NW, Washington, DC 20500
D) nerd more cash
D)
Only 50? We can do better then that.
>>676811815
D
We're worth more than that
Thanks for address I'll be coming
>>676811656
573 Northfield Ave, West Orange, NJ 07052
>>676811835
>>676811835
Beat me to it. lol
D
>>676811815
D 50 coins aint shit.
>>676811815
C $50 is $50 and he's just going to rape us if we can't afford a real hotel tonight
D, we arent a whore. See if you can milk 100-150
My name is James but people call me mexicanpapi666 I'm a sleep watcher for hire I will be watching you sleep at night you don't have to pay money just tell me your address and I'll come
>>676812352
573 Northfield Ave, West Orange, NJ 07052
You bite your tongue and withhold the insult you were about to hurl his way. I mean, you could use the money, and it IS just your mouth...
"F-fifty?" you ask softly. "One hundred. I'll do it for one hundred."
The male grins. He leans in close and audibly sniffs your neck. He smells pretty badly. "I knew you were a whore from the moment I saw you. Seventy five, and you lift that pretty little tail of yours instead of using your maw."
You:
A) Decline
B) Bargain
C) Relucantly accept
D) Mouth only
C)
>>676812477
Decline, A
D
a
Thanks does anyone else need a sleep watcher for hire
>>676812477
Defuckingcline that shit
A
B), coins up front
We have no money, in the capital.
B) At least 100 and ask for anal to keep virginity
C
>>676812477
Decline decline decline
A
>>676812477
D
All the way is not 50% more than a bj we need to contact local whores and work out baseline rates
>>676812477
Decline, we deserve better
A
D mouth only
>>676812477
C. he'll rape us if we don't
My name is James but people call me mexicanpapi666 I'm a sleep watcher for hire I will be watching you sleep at night to keep you safe. you don't need to pay money just tell me your address and I'll come.
>>676813042
1617 Okpik St, Barrow, AK 99723
"Seventy five, but just my mouth." you answer, not wanting to lose your virginity just to get a meal.
The male extends his slimy tongue, licking your neck and leaving a mark. "You taste good. Fine. Seventy five. Your mouth."
Without waiting for your reply, he grabs you by the arm, pulling you towards a nearby alleyway. He roughly shoves you inside, throwing you to your knees before quickly lowering his cotton pants, revealing his cockslit, which he presents with pride. The tip of his member is already emerging from it.
"Get to it, whore."
You:
A) Reluctantly suck the kobold
B) Bite him
C) Refuse
D) Attempt to flee
E) Punch him in the dick
F) Start with your hand
G) Tell him you've reconsidered