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Faggots
After many years of wondering, you decide to settle. People wander by you and decide to join your camp. Before long, you have grown a little town with three houses. 3 men and 3 women inhabit it. It's time to face the world and create a life worth living.

Retards will be ignored

Taking first request to get started, then going by 7's and 3's, then dubs.
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>>676778625
cut down all the fucking trees and make a prison. put the women in it.
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Everyone dies
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>>676778625
men cut off dicks to stop repopulation
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Hunt for animals and cut some trees.
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Men learn to science and make a rudimentary but very powerful LSD, and make loads of it. If not believable then come across nearby magic mushrooms, collect loads
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>>676778757
after this, create breeding rooms in the prison.
and then fortify the village with a wall.
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>>676779184
This
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>>676779287
Everyone eats the mushrooms and takes the LSD
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Make babies (dumb idiots how do you want to survive if the next generation is not in place )
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>>676779282
and then build some weapons and find people to enslave.

gonna need an infrastructure as well... set up tobacco fields and trade with nearby countries. gonna need the slaves to build trade roads.
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>>676779448
Bon voyage little people
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house burns down and women all burn
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men and women procreate and give birth to first faggot
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>>676779541
fight amongst men for leadership. loser will be in charge of agriculture, #2 is in charge of slaves and money and shit, and the winner commands the military and gets a castle.
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>>676779594
Nah I'm with this guy, let's just trip and talk to the river spirits etc. Infrastructure minfrastructure. We'll forage and fish
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>>676779717
and then the men kill it.
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you should definitely build a farm to eat shit you know
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>>676778625
invent a cult of religion where you sacrifice semen into a statue of OPs mouth
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Dig an open quarry and collect all flint and metals ,
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>>676779848
This and everyone is out of prison and free, also teepees and instruments like African drums and dijeridoos everywhere
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why the fuck are you making prisons they have no fucking food farm shit
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>>676778625
Cut trees down, make bonfire for sacrifices, make wall
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>>676780238
so women can't fuck everything up.
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>>676780423
actually that makes sense im sorry for being mad
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The man will make a picture, we just have to wait
#mrskeltal.jpg
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>>676780622
check em
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>>676780633
check em again
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>>676780633
#dank #memes #bruh
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>>676780633
#dab #dab.jpg
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op pls draw another pic the threads gonna die
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>>676778625
wander over yander
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>>676778757
>>676779282
The men build a prison to hold the women while they do real work. After cutting down a large chunk of forest, they build a wall and secure it with some vines as well.

One of the men reported a strange rustling in the forest but is dismissed by the others as paranoia.

dubs now.
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>>676782691
Explore the west
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>>676782691
Use rocks nearby to make a weapon
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>>676782691
they set up a farm, also protected by a wall, with a pathway between the two.

after that, one of them sneakily investigates rustling sound and reports back.
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>>676782691
impregnate the women and kill of the male children so as to stay alpha forever
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>>676782691
lol thanks for pic op i saw the tree you drew that looks weird also build farm
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>>676782691
Fuck women, then fuck what's in the forrest
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>>676783188
you fuckwit you dont talk in past tense and you cant say whats going to happen only what they attempt
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>>676783444
CHECK EM
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>>676783444
wander over yander
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>>676783842
what
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Reproduce
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>>676783188
To cut down on wood consumption and because OP is a retard, they create the layout for a farm inside their walls.

However with a lack of seeds or any kind of crop they are unable to begin farming. At least they have the layout for now.

Meanwhile, a male goes to check on the rustling but does not come back.
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>>676784483
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>>676784517
Run away from the woods and explore the west
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>>676784517
Free captive women and destroy prison
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>>676784483
>>676784517
Wtf OP why you gotta kill my bro like that fuck you
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>>676784517
Attempt to impregnate the females
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>>676784517
Carve stone tools and weapons with the stones near the wall
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>>676784977
wasted dubs
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>>676784517
Build a temple to the cloud gods
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>>676785156
reroll
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build an altar to chin chin
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>>676784517
there has to be some wild grains somewhere to the west south or north so send someone to search for it to farm and eat
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>>676784779
Rolling for this
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>>676785592
reroll
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>>676784517
Fucking go to the left OP
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>>676785156
Roll
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>>676784517
Go to the top of the closest hill to search for a water source
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>>676785156
use the stones to start building an oversized toilet
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build an ark
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Convert to Islam.
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>>676784517
Start a human fertilizer pile by shitting in a pile near the edge of the wall.
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>>676785797
roll for flood
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>>676785699
winrar
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raid a near by village and take their girls
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>>676785821
Le epik roll xd
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>>676785699
The remaining 2 men craft stone tools from the rocks near by.

The man who went into the forest to investigate has still not returned
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>>676786714
Please go left please
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>>676786714
GO WESTWARD YOU FAGGOTS
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>>676786808
roll
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Become Nazis
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>>676786714
Use our newly acquired tools to chop down all the forest we can, in search of our lost member make the women work too
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>>676786714
Go investigate the forest using one of the women as bait.
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go west they have to have something they can do over there
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Somebody let them woman out and make them look for food or seeds or something productive
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>>676785731
reroll
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>>676785731
reroll
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>>676787403
look its a 3
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>>676786107
build an ark
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make some rabbit traps
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>>676787462
roll
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>>676787122
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>>676787877
Stop taking all the dubs OP
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>>676787877
Look for water source in the west.
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>>676787187
reroll
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we need to build an ark for the great flood
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we need babies when are they done
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learn to ride horses and become steppe nomads
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>>676788053
reroll
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>>676788053
rolling again
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>>676787877
You find a field nearby, it has plenty of wild cannabis species, you start planting and selecting to get high as balls
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>>676787877
make a treehouse
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>>676788526
why are you speaking in past tense you fucking retard
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>>676787877
Supply drop inbound.
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summon the dark lord chin chin
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>>676787877
Can we please explore the left side? I feel like we should have done this first.
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>>676785853
reroll
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>>676787877
Make a tower with some wood to look around searching for the lost guy and resources
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>>676787462
>>676787462
rollz
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>>676788635
Because, i'm a fucking retard

Duh
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>>676787877
WEST GO TO THE FUCKING WEST
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Craft stone strapons and let the women unleash their pent-up prison rage on the remaining two men, for it is just.
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>>676788789
There is no need to explore if we have a tower high enough
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the man lost comes back but everyone else was eaten by a bear
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>>676789045
rolling for tower
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>>676789327
roll
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>>676787877
lay down near the forest edge naked and wait for the beasts to claim us
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>>676789327
rolls
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OP?
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>>676789344
Winrar!
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>>676790568
Op got bored already, smebody continue for him
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>>676789344
A great feat for you civilization, the largest structure to date. As they look out as far as they can see, they see a small stream to the west, and what looks like a dessert to its coast.

Stone strapons were given to the females in prison but they did not accept them. They requested freedom instead.

>>676791377
it takes a while to draw. My bad.
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>>676791872
free the women we have no more people. Also, have sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation.
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>>676792190
rolling
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>>676792190
kek
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>>676791872
kill and eat one of the women infront of the other 2.
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>>676791872
Get more wood to start the construction of another tower at the edge of the forest and a bridge
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>>676791872
It's okay, i was being impatient, sorry


Also roll for sending one of the slave woman to cross the river
(then they'll shut up about freedom and if something happens nothing of value is lost)
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>>676792789
roll for this
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we need to make an ark
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>>676792852
reroll
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make a raft and go down the river
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>>676792190
Sex slaves for procreation. Don't free them yet.
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>>676791872
Make a raft and dismantle one tent to make a sail send one men and a women down the river in search for resources and sea if possible
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>>676792690
reroll
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>>676792789
rolling for this one
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>>676793258
>>676793037
OP here:
Not going down the river, just across. Drawing downwards would make everything look more fucked up than it currently is.
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go into the forest to have an orgy
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>>676792690
rereroll
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Create a socialist system
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>>676792690
rolling
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>>676791872
Free the women, give the rights and convert to islam
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>>676792690
this
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>>676794047
>Give Women rights
>Convert to Islam
Pick one.
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Build a viewing tower
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>>676792690
Rolling
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>>676794171
Rights
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>>676793131
This and sacrifice the firstborn to the forest.
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a thunderstorm occurs and a lightning sets fire to the forest burning it down
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>>676791872
>jews come
>war starts
also village is named Mein Kampf
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>>676794288
Winrar
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>>676794332
Rolling for mein kapmf
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>>676794199
winrar
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>>676778625

damn clash of clans updates make the game look dumber and dumber! FUCK YOU STUPORCELL!
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Women make a revolt, driving men into slavery
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>>676794199
gogo
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Women rights
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OP deliver
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op is died
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>>676795609
>>676795508
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>>676794199
Construction of a second tower is complete, allowing us to look further into the forest than before.

Meanwhile construction of the bridge is taking a little longer than expected, due to the speed of the current. we have lost some supplies due to the swift stream but luckily, the men are okay.
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>>676796157
Also, forgot to mention, a child is born. A young girl.
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>>676796157
this
>>676794332
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>>676796157
Relieve stress by raping the women.

Then get back to making the bridge.
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>>676796354
rerollan
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move the nazi house into the fence
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>>676796157
While everything goes quietly on in the village, a rustling sound is reported multiple times

The rumor starts that Someone or Something is spying on the village
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>>676796157
Nuke.

/thread
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>>676796157
Finish bridge construction, force little girl into being a tomboy.
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>>676796157
start chopping down trees to see whats inside the woods
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>>676796800
winrar
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>>676796157
Carve a path from the river to flood the forest
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>>676796800
You can't make omnipotent calls as a roller. That's up to the OP. You can only tell OP what to do. Fucking retard.
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stretch the fence out to the bridge and put the nazi house inside
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>>676797028
this
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>>676796157
Did the men ever come back?
What was reported of the rustling sou.ds in the forest
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>>676796157
send small search party to locate lost man
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>>676797385
The single man that went out to investigate the sounds never returned.
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>>676796872
rolling
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>>676796872
Reroll
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One of the men discovers that the Nazi house is a spaceship and leaves this planet to find out if we're alone in the universe.
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>>676797028
reroll
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>>676797697
rollerino
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>>676797520
roll
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>>676796157
tame a land sloth (just use a picture of a land sloth op if you try and draw this thread will be deleted before you can finish)
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>>676797520
go steal virgins from a near by village
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>>>676797697 (You)

rolling again because my plan is great
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>>676797900
winrar
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>>676797697
rrrrrrrroll
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Aliens start to invade from space
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The two nazi men go and impregnate all 3 women and raise the kids as warriors in preparation for the upcoming war
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Aliens invade from space but challenge your men to a martial arts tournament
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Selectively breed women to be hot (either loli or tits+ass, no middle ground), breed men to have huge dicks and Sellecian (like Tom Selleck) or Pr0nstar Mustaches (take your pick.) Make everyone worship /b/ as their Lord and Savior, and make everyone bisexual so we can call the disciples of the religion of /b/ the Faggots, and it would be true. Everyone also fucks once a week, on the greatest day of the week, Friday.
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>>676797900
The men look around in their immediate surroundings in search of a land sloth. Unfortunately, they are unable to find one, most likely because they are extinct.

Construction continues on the bridge.

Meanwhile, the female child grows a little, and a male child is born.
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>>676798888
nice quads
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>>676798888
Quads Checked
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give muslim refugees free housing
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>>676799013
fuck you op my religion is based purely on the land sloth they arent extinct they are just hiding
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>>676799013
locate lost man in forest
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>>676799013
starts raining
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>>676799013
Nazi time machine arrives to visit swastikhouse
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roll me daddio
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>>676799441
bump
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>>676799013
Finish bridge construction and go to other side of river
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>>676799628
reroll
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>>676799628
>>676799670
Already got >>676799441 >>676799499
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>>676799499
>bump
Fucking kill yourself faggot.
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A young girl is born
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>>676799013
Kill the female, and then try and get more male sons.
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Learn magic
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>>676799013
Make weapons
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The oldest man starts practicing alchemy
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>>676799441
Reroll just in case
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Town orgy
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Women are free and equal
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>>676800556
Rerollllll
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>>676799441
reroll
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Hitler comes
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>>676800556
This
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The females break out of prison and start a war against men
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>>676800370
>>676800556

Reroll for badassery
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>>676800950
rerollin
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>>676800556
reroll
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>>676799441
Reroll
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Men burn a part of the forest to start a patato plantation
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I never understood these autistic threads
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>>676801014
Rolllĺ
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>>676799441
Rolling
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Black race elimination
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>>676801573
There are no blacks

But we could kill yellows
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Men create soccer
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plague kills everyone
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rape the trees
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>>676801668
This
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>>676801713
rolling for this
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Start a Forrest fire. Let's see what comes running out of that motherfuxmer
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>>676799441
>>676799499
A metal canister like contraption appears before the females prison. Out of the machine a man appears, and covers the swastikas with red paint, making them look more authentic. He then gets into the machine and disappears once again. The females try to explain what happened to the men, but they dismiss it as an attempt to escape their cells.

Meanwhile, the bridge is finally finished.
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>>676801774
roll
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>>676801788
Wated dubs no instakill
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>>676801788
fucking winrar
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>>676801807
Dis
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>>676801900
dubs cancel dubs
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>>676801788
WINRAR
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>>676801807
Roll
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>>676801872
the floor is lava
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>>676801872
Make new thread
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Matal is created accidentally by a woman
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>>676801872
Niggers come out of the forest and set the bridge afire
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>>676802184
bimo
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>>676801872
go explore anywhere
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Onion
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>>676802184
kekl
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>>676802236
reroll

Have them rape the women and give them AIDS as a bonus
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>>676802184
get them
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Anime is created
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>>676802184
roll
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>>676802437
Rol
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Start a cook fire near woods. See if niggas come out
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>>676801872
Burn the youngest girl on a stake to gain favor from the gods for the creation of the bridge.
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>>676802477
oh boi
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>>676802504
Rolling
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>>676802504
Again
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The bridge is completed and one of the men is sent out into the desert. he retrns to discover that the desert is inhabited by niggers.
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