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CIV - Trader edition!

You're a poor peasant.
You dream of wealth!
Can you become the most succesful trader?

> Caravan: You, One Cart.
> Gold: 50 coins
> Cargo: One unidentified crate.

First dubs decides what the crate contains and what we do.
>>
>>676772084
Hitler
>>
wouldnt wait for dubs if i were you, but i'll play

>crate is full of crack cocaine
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>>676772288
oh shit
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Buy cocaine to mexicans
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>>676772288
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>>676772288
Sell it
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>>676772288
forgot to say what we're gonna do; we're gonna find some niggers to sell to
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>>676772288
>triple dubs
Checked
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>>676772288

You got a full cart of crack cocaine stolen from some nigger. What do?

> Caravan: You, One Cart.
> Gold: 50 coins
> Cargo: One crate of cocaine.

Dubs!
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>>676772584
Rolling for this
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>>676772702
Sell it to niggers
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>>676772702
Sell crack cocaine, buy cotton picking nigger slaves
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>>676772702
make a mechanical hitler
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Give it to the fbi
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>>676772702
Burn crate, crack, cart
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inhale it
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>>676772933
>>676772944
Well fuck
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>>676772702
buy powdered sugar and rat poison for 25 coins, mix with crack, sell to niggers for profit
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Prostitutes
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>>676772933

You give the coke to FBI!
Oh boy there goes your cargo!
What do next?

> Caravan: You, One Cart.
> Gold: 50 coins
> Cargo: empty
>>
>>676773283
Turn in the niggers that gave the coke for a sweet reward
>>
>>676773283
kill the fbi man and take his hat
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>>676773487
Reroll
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>>676773283
kill the fbi dude and steal his badge and clothes,s
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>>676773487
rereroll
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>>676773283
ask fbi about reward? if no reward try and steal some guns
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>>676773487
last roll
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Trade cart for crack to undercover fbi agent
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>>676773699
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kill yourself
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>>676773283
Beat fbi to death with dick and devour his hat
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>>676772084
A woman and her daughter are hogtied in the crate.
>>
>>676773699
Winrar
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>>676773487
Roll
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>>676773214
This
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>>676773699

You lead the FBI to the nigger.
You get free poontah as a reward.
Possible aids contracted.

WHAT DO?


> Caravan: You, One Cart.
> Gold: 50 coins
> Cargo: empty
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>>676774269

69.. quite fitting if i say so myself.
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>>676774269
eat own dick
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Execute the FBI agent and stab the nigger
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>>676774388
WINRAR
>>
>>676774411
Triple dubs
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>>676774388
FILE ARCHIVE PROGRAM
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>>676774269
>Possible aids contracted
You contact HIV not aids faggot

>Wait for the HIV to develop into aids then wait until the aids kill you.
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>>676774388
>>
>>676774411
Checked
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>>676774388
After the fbi takes away the nigger.
You eat your own dick to prevent aids.

You are now Caitlynn Jenner.
What do?

> Caravan: Caitlynn Jenner, One Cart.
> Gold: 50 coins
> Cargo:
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>>676774805
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Murder FBI and fuck on his corpse.
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>>676774805
gj faggot
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>>676774851
Drive to the right
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Get Woman of Year Award and shoot up femenists
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>>676774805
go to trading post and see what you can buy
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>>676774929
Roll
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>>676774971
Roll
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>>676774999
superwinrar
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>>676774999
well ill be darned
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>>676774851
Trade cart for BMW
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>>676774534
maybe he already has HIV and he contracted AIDS when it develop you dumb
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>>676774999
Chekt
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you find some shrooms to eat, soon after you are talking to Gianna Michaels about stock markets and if we need tom wallpaper the cart in stripes or spots
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>>676774805
dig up some herbs and smoke that shet dahg
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for 50 gold buy a nigger slave
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trade gold with kanye west
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>>676774999
Check'd!

You go right untill you find a hut.
What do?

> Caravan: You, One Cart.
> Gold: 50 coins
> Cargo:
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>>676774999
we're gonna have to make starting some cash, else we'll end up like a broke transexual woman
>invest in value stock and wait 30 years for price to increase 10-fold
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>>676775101
>>676775308
>>676775319
>>676775330
refresh more ofthen, we had winner
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>>676775441
recruit whoever is in that hut into your caravan
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>>676774999
>>676775433

noice
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>>676775441
eat the hut
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>>676775441
Burn the hut down using our tranny super powers
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enclose a jew in the hut and burn it
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Burn the hut
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>>676775441
Fuck bitches with borrowed dick
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>>676775441

Capture whomever is inside the hut and sell them into slavery in the next town.
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>>676775593
Rolling
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>>676775546
>>676775576
ROLLLL
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>>676775544

You see the hut and say "noice"
What do?
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Rape whoever is in the hut
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fuck the hut
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>>676775441
Polish hut
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>>676775648

roll
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>>676775698
This but kill them after
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>>676775441
try to sell sex as first in your new female life
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Invoke the mecha chicken
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>>676775441
Enter the Hut and see whats inside
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>>676775592
rerroll
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>>676775785
Rollin
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>>676775441
Rape the hut
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>>676775441
Find Hitler
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>>676775814
rereroll
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>>676775541
rolling this
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>>676775807
Roll
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>>676775698
Roll
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>>676775854
Roll
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>>676775441
you stick you dick in the hut however you penetrate a loli living inside and now you are on the run because it was done in the view of the whole village - the sentence is death and they begin chase
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Make into slave whomever is inside and plant a farm
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>>676775541
pls
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Leave the hut and kill yourself
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grow three more penises, and then rape the huts backdoor, front door, and window
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raid the hut
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>>676775441
Recruit Stalin and Hitler to join caravan. Live in hut
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>>676775879
Reroll
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>>676775928
Roll
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Shoot yourself in the hut.
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>>676776011
Wasted
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>>676776011
Winrar
>>
>>676776011
Winrar
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>>676776011
HOLU SHET
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>>676775692
this
>>676775931
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>>676775541
inside hut is Supernigger. you recruit him to join your caravan as a hybrid guard/cottonpicker
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>>676776011
Kek winrar
>>
>>676776011
software that never expires
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>>676776234
Kek
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Construct pylons, cast magic missile, kick chicken
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>>676776011
3 Magical penises grow outside of your caitlynn jenner vagina. You are now "THE BRUCE" when you are horny. You rape the hut.

> Caravan: Caitlynn "bruce" Jenner, One Cart.
> Gold: 50 coins
> Cargo: Empty
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>>676776543
Rape the hut again
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>>676776543
Find Hitler, marry
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>>676776543
Go into the hut,see whats inside
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>>676776543
it rains semen
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Light hut on fire, throw coins into the flames and then jerk off furiously.
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>>676776543
launch your three penises into the moon
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>>676776543

Use magical penises to grab 3 random objects from within the hut and drag them outside.
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>>676776759
Rolling.
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>>676776742
Roll
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>>676776543
trade cart for F-35
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>>676776543
the hut now has a litter of baby huts - you sell them for 100000 gold
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>>676776543
Use one of my Dicks to grapple cart, use other two like tails from sonic and fly to the nearest trading post
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>>676776543
dig a hole with magic dick, maybe find sth.
>>
>>676775441
never played this game before.. ehm..
You go in side, its dark and you rest for the night
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>>676776800
"40" day free trial program
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>>676776800
Winrar
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>>676776800
>>
>>676776800
why the fuck are you taking this seriously
btw im a girl
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cut 2 of the dicks off, place in cart for storage
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>>676776800
Winrir
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>>676776543
you go inside the hut to sleep for the night
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>>676777088
Kek
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>>676776543
Inside the hut is my ex, Rachel, we get 50 coins for every time she blows us
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>>676777178
>>676777195
you are fucking dumb
>>676776800
heres the real winrar
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>>676777258
we millionaires now
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>>676777326
Thats who I said won you fucking autist
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>>676777258
found the butthurt
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>>676776987

Because this is serious
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>>676776800

You obtain 3 objects from the hut and add them to your cargo using ur magical penors! A vase, a purple dildo and a orange tabby cat.

> Caravan: Caitlynn "Bruce" Jenner, One Cart.
> Gold: 50 coins
> Cargo: Vase, Purple Dildo, Orange Tabby
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>>676777633
dildo in pooper, break the vase for coin
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put the dildo inside the cat and the cat inside the vase to save space
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>>676777633
all 3 objects go up your ass
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>>676777633
Head of one dick transforms into Hitler
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>>676777761
u deserve a reroll
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>>676777835
reroll
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>>676777633
wtf is going on in here haha
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>>676777633
My ex, Rachel, steals the dildo. That's Rachels thing
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>>676777633
Write "Hitler's Trade Corp." above the door in shit and claim the hut as our new HQ
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go forward and find 10000000000000 billio gold coins and be a rich nigga in a big ass villa
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>>676777944
We are never going to get anywhere with these shitty fucking Gets
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>>676776679
>>676777633
Find weed in vase, smoke it up to become Danklord
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>>676777944
also rape Rachel
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>>676777633
Sell the cat to an old lady follow her home and rob her.
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>>676777633
Make dildo cart, continue on journey
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>>676777633
sell the objects on ebay - from the sale buy meth and start a fight in a hospital
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>>676777944
winrar
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craft a doobie to smoke with your donger
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Anschluss austria
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>>676777944

A frantic blond woman runs past with bare tittehs.
Distracted she swipes your dildo.

> Caravan: Caitlynn "Bruce" Jenner, One Cart.
> Gold: 50 coins
> Cargo: Vase, Orange Tabby
>>
>>676778453
>>676777951
This
>>
Summon Hitler
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>>676778522
WINRAR
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>>676778453
fuck the cat, then stuff the cat into the vase lastly put into cart
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>>676778453
wait for the owner of the hut " sandnigger the 3rd " and ask him if he wants to find mohammed
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use all your coins on a hooker
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>>676778522
We now have a HQ! Unfortunatly your writing skills suck tho.

> HQ: Hitlers Trade Corp hut
> Caravan: Caitlynn "Bruce" Jenner, One Cart.
> Gold: 50 coins
> Cargo: Vase, Orange Tabby
>>
>>676778453
join the ISIS
>>
>>676778453
Put the hut on the cart
>>
>>676772084
>You're a poor peasant.
>You dream of wealth!
>Can you become the most succesful trader?
don't foget our dream /b/
he found grain a lot of grain
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>>676778453
Build a wall and have Meehico pay for it
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>>676778881
Break the Vase and find a loli who was hiding inside
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>>676778881
Sell your HQ to nigger INC for 1 peso
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pee on the hut
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>>676779012
reroll
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>>676778881
build a giant oven - invite the jews over
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a wild pokemom appears
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>>676778881
fuck a goat and prais allah
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Grow 4th dick an make dick swastika
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>>676778881
Smoke some dank
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>>676778881
A very handsome man named Bob is now our companion.
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>>676779002
Reroll
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put some glasses and a door on the hut, also paint it
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>>676773283
Summon hitler
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>>676779002
Roll
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let him discover /b/
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make a sick backflip
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>>676779198
rerroll
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>>676779007
Roll
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buy some weed seeds and start my weed farm
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>>676778881
Rub vase and a adam sandler comes out to grant 2 wishes
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Do a barrel roll
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>>676779233
kek
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>>676779249

Roll
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>>676779233
>>676779002
Winner
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>>676778881

We still don't know what is inside our HQ.

Enter the hut.
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>>676779233
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>>676779288
Roll
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use mafia connections to kill competition
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He becomes a meme
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Visit Mark Cuban and see if he can give you a 500 gold coins for 45% equity in your company and hope there's no royalty involved
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>>676779233

You want a wall and demand mehico to pay for it.
Unfortunatly they wont pay. They did send carlos.
But he's a lazy fuck. If only we had someone of authority who could force mexico into paying.

> HQ: Hitlers Trade Corp hut
> Caravan: Caitlynn "Bruce" Jenner, One Cart, Carlos
> Gold: 50 coins
> Cargo: Vase, Orange Tabby
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>>676778881
op goes into hut to do stuff, such as making a fire camp, and fabbing off.. he also finds a old porn mag and he enjoys it very much
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Dig the ground with the magical penis and make a moat
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>>676778881
Sacrifice the cat to summon Trump and begin nigger genocide
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>>676779837
give him booze with a worm in it
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>>676779837
demolish the HQ and build a better one
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>>676779837
kill the spic and sell his organs
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>>676779746
Roll
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>>676779837
rape carlos
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>>676779936
This
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>>676779837

Go inside hut.
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>>676779911
Win
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>>676779837
Sacrifice Carlos in order to summon Donald Trump
>>
>>676780001
Missed it fam
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>>676778881
rerooll
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>>676779837
Carlos is the farmer now, he grows dank kush and sells 1g for 100 Gold
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>>676780088
Nazi
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>>676779955
winrar
>>
>>676778881
>get attacked by nigger army
>CALL FOR ROHAN, LIGHT THE FIRES
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Cut down your 3 dicks and feed them to that mexican
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>>676779911

You dig a moat using your mighty triple penis drill.
Carlos just stands by and watches.
Fucking mexican.

> HQ: Hitlers Trade Corp hut
> Caravan: Caitlynn "Bruce" Jenner, One Cart, Carlos.
> Gold: 50 coins
> Cargo: Vase, Orange Tabby
>>
>>676779837
Make a tranny porn, starring Carlos as the Mop man.
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>>676780616
Enter the hut already jesus
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>>676780616
demolish the hut with the dick and build a better HQ
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>>676779992
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party hard with carlos
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>>676780701
Roll
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>>676780616
Fill moat with semen and then drown Carlos in it to summon Donald Trump
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>>676780616
Use Carlos as a sacrifice to summon hitler
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>>676780616
Give all your coins to greece so they can pay their debt
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>>676780785
We are Hitler
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make carlos your slave
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>>676780616

go in the god damn hut fuckin shit
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>>676780616
>>676780096
Roll
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>>676780844
Endlich!
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>>676780899
WINRAR
>>
>>676780616
>>676780388
Winrar
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use our 50 coins to construct a cotton field. then, with the remainder of the money, we hire 3 niggers to work for us
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>>676781185
>buy 3 niggers
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>>676780733
Please dont reroll a reroll Q_Q.

Anyways you make a deal with this faggot.
He buys himself into your trading company.
Since he's a better trader than you he made a deal and you only earned 300 coins. He will run your HQ.


> HQ: Hitlers Trade Corp hut
> Caravan: Caitlynn "Bruce" Jenner, One Cart, Carlos.
> Gold: 350 coins
> Cargo: Vase, Orange Tabby
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>>676780616
I find Blond Woman And Beat Her To Death With The dildo. Then fuck her corpse
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>>676781460
cuck him and steal his wife
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>>676781544
Weener
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Put cat in vase, sell to chinese as "meal ready to cook"
>>
My compliments on a top bread OP, just coming in and reading each update is amazing.

Anyway, if dubs, Cuban & Carlos make sweet gay love inside the hut and lock the door not letting you in. You now have to forget about the hut and move on...
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>>676780096
>>676780616
Reroll
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>>676781460
have carlos shove vase up ass. have tabby lick blood
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>>676781460
Blackmail Mark Cuban out of his position and money by photoshopping Mark sucking a cuban baby's cigar
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>>676781460
wander over yander
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