>>676768292
I'm not killing myself.

>>676768292
Should I cheat on my gf? I'm marrying her and never had anyone else than her.

>>676768292
how do i get quads?

>>676768292
how do i get laid

Today I learned that adult females are just as turned on by males pounding small pussies as males are she literally straight up said that women enjoy watching little girls get fucked in the pussy hole by enormous dicks

>>676768292
look

>>676768292
What feelings and beliefs (specifically) am I using weed to try and mask?

>>676768292

If I remove your mask, will you die?

>>676768471
no

>>676768782

Well, they are the ones getting fucked so no shit

What is the meaning of life OP?

>>676768292
As a first time home buyer with no credit established. How do I go about getting approved for a loan on a 30 year mortgage?
I'm going to be renting the property BTW.

>>676768292
how do i get the strength to start feeling again?

Should I quit my job? I dont have another lined up but it's killing what little humanity I have left.

I'm losing friends/can't make friends because I'm sad, and I'm sad because I am losing/can't make friends.
send. help.

>>676768408
Correct. You are not.

>>676768471
No. Explain how you feel to her. Marriage might not be right for you at this time.

>>676768482
You must keep trying, my child. There is no other way.

>>676768644
Save up 200 dollars and hire a prostitute. Or stop trying. Things come to us when we improve ourselves.

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>>676768292
Why do you have a picture of my cat?

>>676768948
Your own inadequacy. The world is way larger than you can handle, and weed is the easy way you've found to deal with this fact.

>>676768970
No. I will live.

>>676769086
To be happy. Something that can only be achieved through your own sincere efforts.

>>676769087
Banks can generally be persuaded if you give them a concrete plan and outline proof of your stability through other means. You may have a higher interest rate, though.

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>>676768292
what's a good, free paint program i should use for comics

>>676768292
I'm a really cool guy, fine looking (nothing incredible but I like myself)

Problem is since I'm a chill dude that'll act real friendly naturaly, every fucking girl I encounter will put me in the ''friends'' list. We all know that list.

I need an alter ego. I need a way to not be to natural around a girl I want to hit on.

Do I have to become an asshole?

>>676769229
Cultivate things about yourself that don't require feeling, and it'll come.

>>676769271
Be patient. Draw out the strength to keep looking for another job. If you can't then make your goal to save up money to move to another town.

>>676769273
You're not sad because you're losing friends. The sorrow runs deeper. Figure out what that is.

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>>676770973

paint

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>>676768292
why does my female cat piss on the floor outside of the litterbox?

Ebony or Asian porn?

>>676771046
Damn that is solid advice

>>676769271
Not OP but if I've ever lived by a rule, it's that my job will never be something I dread.

What the fuck would be life's point then?

If everything is going to shit and you can't feel or whatever your problem is, cut all links and go on an 'adventure'.
Anywhere. The world is yours.

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I went on two dates with a girl, payed for both, had great indepth talks and we made out a lot.

She's a server and works a lot, but has been giving me increasingly longer and longer periods of lul between texts. I feel she might be trying to play mind games, or is talking to another guy. What should I do oh great cat?

How do i deal with a swore asshole?

>>676769660
I've learned how to take selfies while you are out of the house.

>>676770973
Google can help you with that better than I ever could. I just use Photoshop.

>>676771014
No, you just need to stand out, to be able to command the energy in the room. Try being friendly-chill to everyone in the room at a party. You'll get noticed.

>>676771310
My cat used to do that, turns out he was sick and died a week later haha.......

>>676771656
She's getting bored.

Act. Nothing beats a ballsy motherfucker.

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>>676768292
How do I popularize this meme I did?

How do I get a man that I want. He lives in other country.

>>676768292
That cat is the bomb

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>>676768292
I accidentally a mattress in my swimming pool. How do I get it out?

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How do I keep myself from dying on the inside

>>676771732
im sorry for your loss anon, mine has been doing this for the whole 2 years since i got her. i mean, its just right outside the box, not in other rooms or anywhere else. and its not everytime.

>>676771939
We'd have to name it first

>>676772233
bill dubsby

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>>676771939
you dont

>>676771948
pussy is the answer

>>676772138
youll need a crane

>>676768292

I fucked up when I went to college at 17. Finished 10th grade in States. Then some community college. First ~40 units were straight A's and B's. Later too much weed, women, booze. Now I'm in Russia for the past three years, working shitty jobs and helping parents with debts.

I can leave for America and continue education, but I don't want to, yet. (23 atm)

Any advice on how to have a fresh start with an interrupted higher than highschool lower than uni education?

How do I break up with my gf of 6 years? I'm not happy. I quite simply hate my life and she's a large reason why.

>>676772412
What does pussy has to do with that?

If I make a ballsy attempt and I get denied, should I just continue to talk to her or just give up?

>>676771310
She may not like how the litter box feels, and may prefer more solid surfaces. Try using less litter.

>>676771325
Asian.

>>676771656
Girls like her probably get bored quickly. It's time to seal the deal. Make sure you are exciting and fun when you see her next, first.

>>676771677
Clean it out with soap. It'll stop swearing.

How many calories are in a booger?

I seem to attract women easily, but after i attract them and want to move on, they seem to lose interest..
What could it be?

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>>676772715

son of a bitch

>>676772715
>Try using less litter.
will do, thanks!

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mayne this thread is a rollercoaster trainwreck

>>676768292
No, you don't. You're just a teenage retard seeking attention.

>>676772860
not enough to effect your diet

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>>676772673
>how does a woman get a man
>pussy
>i dont get it
wat

>>676771939
It's not something you can do.

>>676771948
Unless he's a desperate, kissless virgin, you'll have to either move there or have him come to you if you want a chance.

>>676772138
Cut it into manageable pieces.

>>676772143
Accept your limitations and live within them for a while. Then you'll understand that you can do more.

>>676772462
Go to another college. You'll have to do it while you still feel young, in order for it to feel like a fresh start. Family is important, but you can help them more by getting your degree, there by making up for your mistakes.

>>676770583
Weed guy here, what do I do about that?
How do I condense my world into something manageable, yet still expansive and open to evolution and new perspectives?

Riddle me this OP

>be 26, have a college degree
>have a girlfriend
>zero debt. Don't own a credit card
>pay my own rent, own a scooter for local travel
>I wait tables
>work less than 20 a week
>play poker after work with friends
>have 3 or 4 days off every week

Everyone is telling me that I should have a new job, need a new car, need a new life.

Should I though?
Am I

>>676768292
Where is my energy?

>>676768292
How can i get my life moving forward again? I've had no notable improvements since high school. I've flunked out of college several times and can't find a job. I tried to learn how to program but i fucking suck.

>>676768292
Has anyone really been far as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

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>>676774777
not op but, if youre happy, fuck what everybody else thinks

>>676774777
Not op
> I should have a new job, need a new car, need a new life.
Are you happy/content/satisfied with your current one? If yes then no, otherwise yes.

>>676772630
Formulate a plan to separate your things. Figure out what you want to take and what you're fine with leaving behind. I assume it won't be pleasant, so voice your grievances with your friends and family first. Then bite the bullet and and do it straight up in private.

>>676772707
Give up and gradually reduce contact. Women respect men who are decisive. It may even serve to change her mind.

>>676772860
0.08

>>676772715
I assume you mean you want to move forward. You've only caught their attention, but haven't made intimacy a possibility in their heads. Try doing some physical flirting before asking them out.

>>676774777

dubs and trips on a 7. Take the number 7 as a lucky number for now on.

If my post ends in 7, then get the new life

>>676776867
The 7 has spoken.

>>676777777

>>676776867

well, that's decided it then

>>676768292
Where is the ball?

>>676768292
How do I make peace with my stupid life and the stupid mistakes I've made to get here?

What happened to
>>676777777