Step 1: don't smoke faggot

Weed, tobacco, lighter and good music.

>>676764567
>having to ask this question

if you're new mix it with tabacco. also if you're not using a pipe, look up some videos on how to properly roll a joint so you get a nice even burn. maybe it was just me but i was shit at making them at first.

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>>676764766
>tobacco

>steady income
>21+
>maturity

>>676764766
>tobacco
Fuck off nigger/Europoor

1. Go to a head shop, get a small pipe.

2. Go get a lighter from a convenience store.

Those are the easy steps.

3. Find a nigger. All niggers sell weed, you just need to give them the pass phrase:

"Ey, yo, Jamal! You got some of dat good good, mah nigger?"

Be sure to use the hard "R" so that you establish dominance and he knows that you are looking to buy. Then reach down and whip out his penis to give payment. You must get on your knees and blow him. Get really in there and work the shaft for about 5 minutes or until he cums.

4. get up and hand him the $20 for the gram of shit weed he bought for $5 off some other nigger.

5. Consume the weed. Best if done in front of a nigger wearing a dark blue/black suit with a big gold badge on front.

Remember to inhale deeply and not be a bitch about it. Blow the smoke in the new nigger's face and ask him if you are being detained. It's okay if you cough, you'll get higher and get more smoke on the new nigger.

>>676764567
Weed

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>>676764567
You need to be ignorant enough to want to smoke weed in the first place.

>>676764567
lungs

>>676765430
if it's your first time it's a good idea. espeically if you suck at rolling. it's better to get used to it a bit than getting a coughing fit and letting all your good weed go to waste. idiot

>>676765474
20 usd for a gram ? damn... it's like 6 around here

>>676764567
lungs

>>676765474
How do I establish friendship with jamal after smoking pot,

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>>676766774
CHECK'EM :O

>>676767910
smoking pot with him will do that for you.

>>676765818
>getting a coughing fit and letting all your good weed go to waste
If you have a coughing fit than its not getting wasted you fucking third world europoor. Seriously don't ever include tobacco unless you want the purity of the weed high to be ruined

Or you could just roll tobacco and throw them away for practice.

Why do you wanna smoke? Have you ever smoked before?

>>676764567
weed, grinder, rolling papers, a lighter

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>>676765474

10/10 post

>>676766603
yeah 20 a g is pretty standard here, at least north Texas. 20 a g for weed, heroin's usually 10 for a point, 1$/mg for hydrocodone/oxycodone. Hydromorphone usually goes for about 10 for a 4mg pill, and oxymorphone is almost never seen here.

How do your prices compare for such commodities?

>>676768729
this and nothing more

>>676765474
i doubt it sir. where i come from this would get your ass a firm whoopin!

>>676768634
I have once with a buddy and he's left for the army and I don't know much about it but Wana try it again

>>676769014

20 dollars a grams a fucking ripoff. That's like 14 quid and it's a tenner for .9g here, and we mostly have to get our shit from holland, you grow that shit in your own country

>>676765034

how much would you recommend mixing in for a first timer?

i want to avoid being high for more than 2 hours

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>>676764567
>one-hitter
>lighter/matches
>put just a little little bit in
>give it a minute to feel the effects before taking another hit
>have some pleasant music going
>have some apple juice handy

>>676766603
nigga where

>>676770025
if you're a first timer, I'd postpone smoking until you can dedicate a whole day to it. That's a rule of thumb for any new drug experience, because you never know how it will affect you.

You will need lungs and fire.

>>676770302
I'm more partial to grapefruit juice but to each his own

>>676765314
fucking this. as a stoner through highschool and a stoner in college I have no money. I've had to cut back significantly and I can't wait to be steady to do more shit i like.

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>>676764567
The only things you need are a blunt and a lighter. Have a drink nearby while your smoking.

Roll yourself a spliff and go for it, ambiental music and get some snacks and juice, it's a must

>>676770551
solid advice here. best to also have a seasoned toker or at least someone who has smoked on comms for advice on handling any feelings, side effects, etc.

>>676770390
belgium. great prices if you can get a dealer who is close to the source

>>676770390
not anon, but probably from latin america or some other hogwash shit. in honduras the weed was shitty but was ~5usd a g

>>676770025
>>676770551
yeah that's good advice. make sure you have a whole lotta time if it's your first time using. and it's say start with something like 50/50 maybe throw some more weed in there. some people may think it's too little. but if you overdo it it can really suck. and if you're not high enough just roll another one

>>676764567
Weed, a pair of lungs, and a means of making fire. The rest = details that only very very youngfags should be worrying about.

The most important thing is to let everyone you know HOW MUCH YOU LOVE WEED. If you don't don't tell every single person you see just how awesome weed is then you're a huge fag.
#bluntlyfe

an arizer solo and a good metal grinder. niggers who combust their weed should be gassed

>>676770025
not gunna happen if it's your first time. you could smoke .1g and be high for 2-4hrs coming down for another 1-2hrs even with added tobacco

>>676771576
nah. belgium. i can also get some from amsterdam cofeeshop quality in just a hour and a half drive.

>>676771779
it can, but to be honest i didn't get high at all from my first one. just coughed myself to death. it's different for everyone. that's why i'd still recommend starting out light.

>>676771782
damn, im jelly. here in the states the cheapest i get is 10 a g for "loud". it'll get one high but it isn't exotic

>>676771743
autist detected

>>676771942
ah very true. forgot to take this into consideration, i didn't get high my first time either. assuming he does though and smokes a decent amount, being his first time he can expect to be high for a solid minute, lol.

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VAPE

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>>676771091
thiiiiiis

>>676771349
Dude it's not fucking acid the kid is dropping..... It's just fucking weed. It's not even summer yet and all the kids are here

>>676771091
this guy tokes! what're your rellos of choice fam?

>>676771743
Gr8 b8 m8

>>676772142
yeah but every drug affects everyone differently. on average its a pretty mellow drug, but some people get serious anxiety and just can't handle the feeling. just saying man, best to be safe.

>>676772279
not that anon but swisher or white owl is the way to go. Everything else is expensive for no reason.

>>676769014
i'm not sure about everything since i'm a fairly "light" user in the sense than i mostly just smoke weed. i can say it's about 56 usd for a gram of really good coke. and about 7 usd for good molly.

>>676772564
I think game for the same price is better, but i usually opt with dutch masters. dat slow buuuurn

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>>676764567
OP fuck what these other people are telling you. Get a glass bowl and head into the woods (given it's a nice day out), the woods is the best place to get stoned when you're starting out.

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>>676764567
you might also want some of these

>>676772358
He's right though I only dab and I will never go back to smoking nigger lettuce

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heard about this Marijuana Dabs do anyone know about it?. can it be found in deep web.

>>676764567
Just make sure you have a real pipe or some papers for your first time. The experience won't be all there if you're using some home made shitty plastic bottle pipe.

>>676772842
>implies too good for weed
>essentially still smoking weed

OP just use a bowl. You're just gonna get frustrated that you can't roll a good joint.

>>676773052
this is kinda true if you have nobody around to show you how rolling a joint can be surprisingly difficult. it takes a while to really master it and get nice even burning joints.

>>676772908
No. Dabs are a myth

>>676764567
Start off by pretending to have down syndrome. This will ease the transition into actual retardation.

>>676769014
I get 10 a g down in Waco

>>676764567
lungs

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>>676773207
nah tis like rollin burritos

>>676765474
screencap pls

>>676773207
Iv been smoking for like five years and I still can't roll a very good joint.

>>676772954
Nah just prefer not to inhale vast amount of carbon filled plant mattery-ass smoke through some fithy bong. I'm sorry if you don't have money's enough to smoke hash only evey day. But in today's day and age I feel it's just the logical step forward from smokin da ku$h

>>676773477
Fuck off Jose

I think I saw an anon say it earlier but you should practice rolling 'empties' (just tobacco) until you get a result you're happy with.

>>676767910
Let him fuck you in the ass

>>676765430
I don't even think niggers do that shit

>>676769402
You just don't know Jamal like I do.

>>676773606
alright see now there I agree with that and fully anticipate to make that transition once I get out of college and stop being a poorfag. but concentrates>bud anyday, i agree

>>676773606
Yeah let me just buy this more expensive stuff that does the exact same thing as the regular stuff. Idiot detected.

>>676773595
it took me about... 6 months probably to actually roll really well. i let my friends for it for me for a while. but i'm good friends with my delaer and he spent an afternoon just teaching me tricks on how to make it easier. but even to this day every like 10-20 joints maybe i still get one that i kinda fuck up. it's really something you have to perfect.

>>676773310
Prob buying reg then. Quality over quantity bro

>>676773995
he has a point tho. cleaner high, less harmful, lasts longer, need less, smells less. the only negative is cost and you can't help that if you're a poorfag

>>676773595
If fold a crease on the bottom(non sticky bit) to the middle fold, it should make a uneven U. It makes the progress easier. Also roll it over a half folded paped so it's you can save any spillage

>>676773995
When you only need a small,amount to get the average bear stones pretty significantly for 2-3 hours vs and hour high tops it ends up saving me money.

>>676773606
nobody forces you to inhale. edibles are easy as hell to make if you don't like smoking.

>>676773310
How much for heroin?

>>676773995
>does the exact same thing
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC1853086/

end your life

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Don't steal lighters and don't play with them, they aren't toys, dog.
Don't go around telling people you smoke, never turns out pretty.
Be cool and try to learn something each toke.
>consider the woods and outside
>any apparatus to smoke from
>maturity and income
>music(or film)
>drink
these were good examples, just do what ever you do in a normal day OP
don't get paranoid or lose yourself, learn about yourself and others

Don't start smoking weed. Weed's for niggers.

A nice bong with some ice is the way to go

>>676774318
With a tolerance like mine it doesn't make a huge difference. Plus I vape a lot of my weed so I get a lot more since I have abv left over. Iv just never liked the way dabs tasted either.

>>676774280
Nah, Northern Lights, Purple Urckle, Blue Dream, Afghani Kush, all for $10.

>>676774555
No clue man, I don't shoot up. Nice trips though.

>>676774280
You're obviously just a sucker or don't know anybody bro.

in illinois

how do i find a dealer that doesnt sell shit?

>>676774643
honestly weed is just the smart-peoples drug.

virtually no severely negative side effects and some benefits such as better appetite and sounder sleep.

>>676774786
Then you've never had good oil m8

>>676775041
Said it best.

>>676775068
I know it helps you sleep, but doesn't it fuck with your REM cycles?

>>676775049
Leave Illinois

>>676775068
i don't think you can call any drugs "smart peoples drug" but it IS alot less worse for you than 99% of shit out there. even alcohol is so much more dangerous, still a shame weed has such a stigma in alot of places.

>>676765314
i only use Marijuana cause i have lymphoma

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>>676764567
>Magnifying glass
>Piece

Also whatever faggot took that picture needs to properly seal all of that bud

>>676772358
not b8 m8. vaporizers are objectively better for delivering THC to the brain. people who disagree are too poor to afford a decent device

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4456813/
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/17429350

>>676775155
Blimey m8, iv tryed a lot shit. All the same effect. Tolerance is a bitch.

>>676765645
>You need to be ignorant enough to want to smoke weed in the first place.
>Doing things I don't like is ignorant
>I completely understand the meaning of the word 'ignorant' and am not ignorant myself
>Today is opposite day

>>676774918
awwww shit reminds me, story time

>be me late 2000s
>fucking around with posse
>nice girl in posse get fucked over by asshat
>fuck that guy
>steal his car pawn all the good shit (toolbox, sub, etc)
>dump the car
>dude flips shit

at this point we're confident the dude has no way of knowing it was us, but he had a good hunch

>"WHERE'S MY FUCKING TOOLBOX"
>wut.png
>ball of heroin stashed in tool box (~2g)
>dude practically crying for stash back
>zozzles were had

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>>676764567
Buy your self a little bubler or a bong if you can't you can make one if you don't want to make a pipe out of an apple u can eat it afterwards also get a grinder people will tell you some bs about the trichomes but you gonna get high AF regardless

>>676764691
fuck off

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>>676774632
Lets post more stoner comics

>>676770025
dont mix recipe will make weed feel addictive and smoke extremely harsh

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>>676764567
>VAPE
get a vape. google the benifits. havent smoked since getting this

Don't bother rolling a joint you'll either fuck it up or end up slobbin the knob all over it. Just get a cheap one hitter or don't give a fuck piece. if you like it then treat yourself later to a water pipe or vape.

I still have my first pipe from waaay back. Only investment I made was much later buying a DBV. Don't over complicate the shit and definitely don't spend a fuck ton on expensive shit. Save that for later.

Make sure you really want to do this. You are engaging in a drug culture that heavily encourages you to do more of the drug, while having a powerful influence on the media and the general public in convincing them that it is not addicting. Yes, it's addicting. Period. No argument here. You can't argue with me, daily stoners, that your daily stoner use is anything but psychological addiction.

>BUT ITS AS ADDICTIVE AS COFFEE and I'm not addicted to coffee

Well you like weed and not coffee so what the fuck am I supposed to tell you?

>>676776335
Then get the pax2 is the best portable

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>>676775572
Enjoy your brain damage

>>676776464
It's not addictive

>>676776750
i'm very happy with my Magicl flight launch box the pax2 costs a fuckton for what it does..

>>676770025
don't mix with tabacco just don't smoke a lot, if you don't feel high just smoke a little more

Drew?

>>676777045
not physically anyway. you can get mentally dependent on that but... that's something almost everything can do. basicly alot safer than anything out there. even coffee

>>676765474
Are you already high my friend?