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>>676763163
Wotta fuckin' JOKE!
The soccer hooligans
better take back this
country soon, or they're
DONE FOR!

>>676763163
Rue Britannia ???
yeah, riiiiiight...

>>676763499
The Muslims are about to take over the UK. Too bad you can't hurt them when they do.

>>676763388
>>676763422
What the fuck is wrong with these people? It's like they must live their lives asleep or in a fantasy world to be worried about that shit.

Any car is a thousand times more dangerous than any of that shit. A window, building materials, a brick, almost anything is more dangerous than some shitty little pumpkin carver that couldn't cut hair if you tried.

And baseball bats? you can't even have a fuckin stick for playing ball? lol

Is it true you are not aloud to defend yourself in your own home

surely that has to be a troll

>>676764468
The burglar or their family can sue you if you hurt them, so they tell people to give them what they want or run away and call the cops, lol

>>676763163
They've got really strict laws against animal abuse.

At the risk of sounding retarded..... Is this stuff for real, or is it bait. Americunt here

>>676764636
Literally can't be true

>>676763163
I am an American, could I become a British policeman if I moved there or does one have to be a born Briton?

>>676764756
It's real.

>>676764756
this stuff is for fucking real, you can get 5 years for owning a fucking truncheon

>>676764854
There are laws like this in the states too. If a burglar falls into your garage and is t trapped, and dies, you can be sued in civil court by the family.

>>676763388
>we raided a sports club and we found these deadly weapons

>>676764468
Basically, you can use what's called an acceptable level of force, and that level is defined by the jury, as the amount of force you are allowed to use differs based on the situation, eg you would use far more force against an intruder attacking you with a hammer than one running away from your house.
Also, this force has to be to preform a citizens arrest, if one isn't preformed it can hurt your case a lot.
Source; I'm a Britbong

>>676765207
So is a prosthetic limb a weapon? Seems as deadly as a bat.

>>676764229
But I can. I might just move over there and be edge lord

>>676763163
They have become Fucking babysitters, some people want the same thing in US too

>>676765100
Is it probable that they would win?

>>676764854
Dude, even in the liberal states in the USA, the burglar can sue and win if it's deemed the homeowner used excesisve force.

Not everyone lives in Castle doctrine states. Shit's retarded in some places, son. Of course, us sensible people understand that lives are not all equal and some are better dead, but try explaining that to some liberal nigger judge somewhere after you just shot his cousin's baby daddy Tyrone or whatever.

>>676763320
wow

>>676764925
spaniard living in norfolk here. actually you don't need to be a brit for some police jobs in the countryside. fucking stupid if you ask me.

>>676763163
you mean here in germany? but why? to help with refugees? in what way?

>>676765292

the gov was meant to be allowing the use of excessive force, but not to much excessive. whole things a grey area is retarded. was a case of an old guy getting burgled by two shitlord, so he grabbed it shotgun and emptied both barrels down the stairs in the dark and took one of the chavs heads off. got jailed for like 10 years

>>676765509
It would depend on the cirumstances.

Anywhere if you have dangerous conditions on your property that are deemed to be a possible threat to the general public then anyone who gets hurt there can sue you, even if they were committing a crime at the time.

Which is why you put "no trespassing" and "danger" signs out, so you can say they had ample warning if it ever comes to court.

shit gets real out there. Most people live in cities now with lives dictated by other people without knowing the law, but the law has a lot of room for bullshit. It pays to be smart enough to know what matters.

The police can be very imaginative, too, depending on if you're on their good side or bad side, but they'd never admit it in public and you would be instantly on their bad side if you suggested they don't treat everyone equally. Fuck equality. That shit's a myth. I hope the best win, whoever they are.

>>676767003
That's actually OK:
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/law-and-order/9569359/Expect-to-be-shot-if-you-burgle-gun-owners-judge-warns-criminals.html

You're thinking of Tony Martin, he shot two gyppos in the back as they were running away (big no-no) with a shotgun he had illegally obtained.

>>676763277
>the Mirror

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>>676763163

It beats, "STOP RESISTING!!!! BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG!"

>>676767759
Does it? No you have a ward of the state to take care of for 40+ years one who will demand netflix and crunchy peanut butter

>>676763422

Please tell me this is from the onion.

>>676768213
It's from the Metro, which is basically the same thing.

These bait pics are ludicrous. I can go to my local market and buy a police truncheon, bats and knives. My friend bought a flip knife from our indoor market

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>>676768134

Yes. Cops arrest, courts and lawmakers decide punishment.

>>676768804
must be from Darlo

>>676764468
>aloud
I couldn't resist

>>676768522
>>676768522

Jesus, it's like Buzzfeed but worse. I thought that Dailymail was as low brow as the UK got.

>>676769421
Girls Allowed

>>676769641
Nah, the Metro is free, unlike the DM. So it literally is clickbait in print form (and online i guess)

>>676763163
these "cops" are seriously the worst I have ever seen. I hope they can see how fucking weak they look.

>>676765292
Wow, here they have the right to die by your hand when your homer is invaded.

>>676763163
I like police who use unrestrained violence for minor offences, one day I hope they stamp on my head til I die, I also like large black men to fuck my wife in front of me

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>>676763163

Get lost.

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>>676763320
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>>676763422

Yea, Britain sucks, that must be the reason why millions risk their lives to get there.

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so if someone breaks into my home with the intention of murdering or hurting me and stealing my stuff i cant do anything about it?

how about no, fuck you, this scum dies and i live

>>676764756
Most of it is exaggerated bullshit.

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>>676764756

>Is this stuff for real, or is it bait.

It's from the Daily Mail. The same toilet paper that demanded to close down 4chan.

>>676765292
i thought they changed the law so you could shoot intruders, but you had to shoot to remove the threat to you, as in you cant shoot to kill straight away

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>>676772989
this is why the world loves you america

you have the freedom to defend yourselves

>>676763163
One man with a revolver could bring London to its knees.

Then you look at the general amount of deaths because of guns in the USA.. and realise that they're fucking retarded for allowing this shit to happen..

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>>676773317

>the world loves you america

Yea.

>>676772910
You can kill the intruder here under most circumstances. An old dude in my city was watching t.v and 2 young Mexican girls broke his window and walked in, he blasted them with a shotgun now neither can walk.

>>676773390
they banned pistols years ago

but you can still have machine guns and shotguns and rifles though

Cunts
https://youtu.be/dvptbpsAApU

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>mfw British police don't carry fire arms

The UK has armed police? Do the Yanks not realise this...

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>>676772989

The "pistol packing mama" story goes great one with that mother that got shot in the car by her 4-year old son while driving.

>>676763163
What are those threading billboards and adverts they put up over in the uk to intimidate you into paying your cable tv tax called?

>>676773762
yeah with a 40 minute average response time

eg: lee rigby

>>676773718
Shame nobody died.. we all know Americans love shooting just about anyone in the name of FREEDOMMMM

>>676774036
Despite high rates of homicide relating to edged weapons, you mean.

Don't you have a bull to prep m8

>>676773778
4 year olds can't legally drive in the states, so I'm glad she shot him.

>>676773561
They cannot be us. So they hate us.

>>676774223
kek

To become an American citizen, do you need to have the second amendment shoved fully up your ass, or is that optional?

>>676773317

>you have the freedom to defend yourselves

What country do you life in?

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>>676765669
>mfw my state practices castle doctrine

>>676774402
UK

>>676774272
>they hate us cuz they anus

>>676774272
We don't want to be you but you are forcing us to be you, so we hate you.
Also, all the wars allover the world..

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>>676774741

http://www.cps.gov.uk/legal/s_to_u/self_defence/

Here you can read up on your right of self-defense.

I know you won't though because reading is to exhausting for your chav brain. Better keep bitching on 4chan.

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>>676774384
Single shot recital weapons are preferred.

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>>676775033
You started it all, we're still cleaning it up.

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>>676763163
if it was the USA the cops would have killed him already

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Serious question, lads: Who is more cucked as citizens?
UK
Sweden
Germany

>>676775446
Try having as many niggers as a percentage of population, and those other countries would be just as bad.

It's not the tools, it's the people who are the problem.

>>676775446
Now factor out the number of those that is nig on nig crime, and suicide and the homicide rate is lower than Sweden.

>>676775119
so he was right

you cant defend yourself

what kind of backwards shit is that

>>676775691
Exactly, the fucking Americans are the problem

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https://video.search.yahoo.com/search/video;_ylt=A0SO8z2rOPxWG5UAqSZXNyoA;_ylu=X3oDMTE0a2s2N2hwBGNvbG8DZ3ExBHBvcwMxBHZ0aWQDQjE3MjNfMQRzZWMDcGl2cw--?p=demolition+man+cops+try+to+aresst+simon&fr=tightropetb&fr2=piv-web#id=1&vid=583d485bfdff4b0af1c7a3c1c4bb7634&action=view

seems familar

>>676775654
Most people won't have more than anecdotal evidence for anything but their home country, but from what I've seen the UK are historically cucked. Sweden and Germany are only recently cucking themselves as part of a growing trend, but the UK has got the whole cucking it's citizens thing down to an art by now.

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>>676775691

>Try having as many niggers as a percentage of population

They are part of the American people, aren't they? If I exclude certain group in my country the murder rate will probably go down to zero.

>>676775914
Pretty much this, spot on.

>>676776066
Niggers are considered 3/5 of a person, which means they're not an American person.
Lrn2history, numb nuts

>>676775446
>not adjusting for population disparities
>ISHYGDDT

>>676775446
what are the gun owner laws like in Japan? Any criminal stories I hear about over there always involves a stabbing or something

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>>676775446
I can find charts on the internet too!

>Someone says America is shit
>Immediately blames black people
>They're still American

>>676775446
>gun related homicides per 100,000 people
>gun related
>gun
show us the knife related homicides anon... I dare you...

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>>676775798
Re-read your post twice and try again.

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>>676776704
There you go mate

>>676776538
guns are strictly banned in Japan. Not only that, but their long and storied history as an ancient nation has enamored the Japanese to swords much like the short history of America has enamored its people with their guns.

>>676776538
extraordinarily strict, although to be fair as far as Japan is concerned practically every single crime makes the front page just because its so rare. of course that will happen in a country thats more than 97% homogeneous
that said, the laws restricting PROP guns like replicas and airsoft and stuff like that is actually very very lax, specifically because gun crime rates are so low.

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>>676776615

The number of people living per sq. km. in Britain is much higher than in most places in the USA. That way conflicts are more likely to occur.

Also, how exactly do you rule out that the injection of guns into such a violent society wouldn't actually increase the number of violent crimes?

>>676765100
My uncle lives in Missouri and shot a burglar trying to break into his car at night parked on the street. He killed him and the officers who arrived moved the body to the doorstep

>>676776996
>UNODC
seriously? and you think thats accurate? please tell me more.

This is why the Americans want training from Scottish police in how not to keep shooting http://www.nytimes.com/2015/12/12/nyregion/us-police-leaders-visiting-scotland-get-lessons-on-avoiding-deadly-force.html?_r=0

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>>676776996
>Using the the anti-American UN as a source

>>676777265
Why'd they put the body on his doorstep?

>>676776996
>per 100k homicides
The population of the usa is over 5x that of the uk. Find some relevant statistics faggot

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>>676777265
Freedomissouri

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>>676777566

Because his uncle committed manslaughter.

drownin' in s many 7's i'm in heaven

>>676777568
See >>676776854

>>676777568

Wrap the second amendment around the barrel of a gun, stick it in your mouth and do as Hitler did

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>>676777265

So he shot someone who was posing no threat to him outside his property without a warning? I mean it's not like he could have told the buy to back of and put his hands up or at least shoot him in the leg.

25 to life would be appropriate.

Let me guess, white trailer trash?

>>676777566
because the cops knew the law better than the homeowner and that facilitated the whole thing from going out of hand and turning into some national hootenanny like in Florida with that nigger with the skittles.

>>676778011
Take over Europe?

>>676778200
#rekt

>>676778200
No no, the part where he kills himself, I know that you're probably obsessed with trying to take over shit, but that wasn't the right answer

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>>676778011
Brb guyth, invading poland

>>676763388
They obviously thought that somebody was planning a Jew d'état.

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>>676778450
>trying to take over shit
America done did that already, Jeeves. The only reason any country on this planet exists any given day is because America allows it to.
>yfw you know I'm not joking

>>676778099
It sounds like the thief had it coming dude. If so, God bless those cops for having the discernment to do the right thing and prevented an innocent victim from being treated like a murderer.

Honestly, I don't give a fuck about criminals. Cut their hands off. Whatever the fuck. Nobody is equal, and some punk thug robbing families to buy crack or whatever, can just die for all I care.

All over the country, police are given more powers than they should because of this little public secret. Because some people have it coming despite the need to project the image of equality, we all know that nobody is equal.

>>676775119
wow you can be sent to jail for "afray" in other words wrestling with an intruder in your home defending yourself

fuck the UK and that backwards shit

>>676778910

>Cut their hands off.

You're a muslim? Should've guessed.

>>676763163
yeah they are awesome, i just wish they would take down does 5 million surveillance cameras in London, give the whole place some inner peace

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greatest country 2k16

>>676779055
And those were the 2 best looking and most fit cops they could find for an ad campaign...

I heard that the UK took the world fatness title from Mexico who stole it from the US but it took this pic for me to believe.

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Not the UK, but still the same european mentality.

>>676779514
Look at the exhaust pipe

Is it true that Americans are so obsessed with freedom because they deep down know that they have none?

>>676779823
Was it only me who first thought that was a huge hammer stuck inside an amputees butt?

UK would be so fucked when isis attacks them

4 sand niggers with A.Ks could wipe out hundreds of people before someone shows up with a gun to try to stop them

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Get it? Because the majority of your population is obese?

>>676763163
kek
everyone complains about police brutality but then you get this

>>676779599
Hatred and intolerance are an important part of life. If we didn't need those emotions we wouldn't have them, and that is an indisputable fact of life on this planet.

Some people act like they live in a fantasy land. That shit's all fur coat and no knickers, m8. If it wasn't for hate and intolerance of shit that's worthy of hate and intolerance, we wouldn't be here today. the human line would have ended long ago with pustulant gibbering mutations while something better suited would have taken the spot as the top animal on earth.

Inequality is a part of evolution. And so is death and birth. The rhetoric espoused by some is literally suicide as a species. And not a quick painless one. A slow degradation.

>>676763277

>Mirror

Mate, quoting something like the mirror, the sun or the daily mail is like quoting your local crazy hobo.

>>676780250

Whereas in the US, that happens all the time, but it's a cracker ass bitch doing it instead

>>676779886
Gosh a broken broomstick. Better call the cops.

>>676780261
Funny, the UK isn't even all that much thinner than the US, and the bulk of our fat statistics come from the south.

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>>676780506

Citation needed

>>676780649

#FakePictureTroll

>>676777233
Reminder: The US has ~300 million guns in the hands of ~80 million people. Apparently having four guns at you is needed for being save in the colonies.

>>676780690
https://www.noo.org.uk/NOO_about_obesity/adult_obesity/UK_prevalence_and_trends

>>676771142
>The cuck world

>>676780796
No, these are real, go to their twitter asshole.

>>676776615
The UK statistic for "violent crime" includes any and all robberies, assaults, sexual assaults and pretty much any crime against a person
The US statistic for "violent crime" is Rape, Murder, Aggravated assault and manslaughter.

Comparing the 2 is completely retarded because it's completely different statistics given the same name.

Even if the statistics did add up in the way you suggest they do, the fact is the UK's violent crime rate has been steadily decreasing for a long time, and banning handguns didn't do anything to slow down the rate it was decreasing by. Additionally, the level of intentional homicides in the US, is significantly higher than in the UK, and I'm not just talking about gun homicides

>>676776161
If you want to be healthy, graduate high school, and get a decent job so you can afford things. Nothing will be handed to you, you have to earn it.

>>676777233
sure drew the democrat properly

fuckin cucks

>>676780912
>https://www.noo.org.uk/NOO_about_obesity/adult_obesity/UK_prevalence_and_trends

America isn't on this...

>>676775033
>implying american citizens have any fucking thing to do with the wars
fucking idiot. americans do NOT control their own government regardless of what you think. i'm willing to bet even our own elected officials dont control whether or not we go to war. if they do its because they were paid off by some faggots like the khazarian mafia

>>676780979

Slit your wrists fag

>>676780824
by that logic it should bother you gun control libtards even less. Its not like the gun owners can even wield all the guns they own.

>>676781221
This is how free speech dies