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Lets try to settle what happend during these days to me now finally.
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Lets try to settle what happend during these days to me now finally.

What i remember are the following things: i posted on here asking for my imaginary (perhaps) gf thinking she was kidnapped. Someone also posted a phone number that day in my thread. Furthermore i received a strange call where i heard a female and then a male voice. Then it hung up. That was after the kiss. I think to be chronologically correct i gotta start with the fact that i was about to go to the police to tell them about a kidnapping. (Thank god no one was there) so then i went back and ran across my buddy who asked me to follow him to the nearby skate installation which i didnt do besides feeling a STRONG feel that something positive would happen. So then i went back to my room and there something told me to lay down. Which i did. The next moment i received a kiss on my lips just out of nowhere. I thought that must have been the goodbye because i didnt went to that "date" or w/e when my buddy asked me to follow him. This has to do with my clairvoyance btw. Somewhen during these days i also saw my mom having demon wings and upon asking her "i see demon wings on your back" she just said "demons dont have wings. They have horns." She didnt even deny it at all. Anyways then 1 day before my suicide attempt (you should read the may 20 archive page, but they deleted some critical details) i went to berlin and manifested 2 girls wanting to fuck me. the next day i ran infront of a slow car trying to kill myself. Which obviously didnt work. So then paramedics came and put me in artificial coma for 2 days. Upon awakening i noticed my brain behaved differently. The nurse asked me "what year is it?" And i KNEW it waa 2013 but i had to count up from 2009 to 13 strangely enaugh. I was literally not able to say it. And ever since then i noticed people became more stupid and unfriendly. I also felt like my legs didnt belong to me when i woke up. I had many artificial comatoses since then but none were alike.
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I am hanz and this thread is about may 20 2013. By archive i mean the /x/ archive. PS: the nurse said i was away for 2 whole days.
Lets try to find out what happened these days and if a girl was indeed kidnapped. PPS: i called the posted number later and a man picked up.
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Bring dich um faggot
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For fuck's sake stop shitting up every board you faggot.
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Eckehard Kuispert has the answers
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Hanz is full on crazy, he's posted his psych meds script before WITH all his personal info on it. His first name is actually Florian, which is about as gay as you can get
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>>676761243
Yeah but look on the bottom left. It says 666
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Hanz had a German Swat team arrest him for climbing up on some shed/bus stop and threatening people. Read about it. He is crazy.

Here the news articles about the incident:

http://www.bz-berlin.de/bezirk/umland/junge-schie-szlig-t-vom-dach-sek-rueckt-an-article1124028.html

http://www.moz.de/artikel-ansicht/dg/0/1/988242

http://www.bz-berlin.de/bezirk/umland/nach-sek-einsatz-junge-in-klinik-article1124744-image2.html

http://www.bild.de/news/2011/straftaten/suizidversuch-hausdach-dach-waffen-sek-ueberwaeltigt-16087034.bild.html
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>>676761616
Stop distracting from my topic at hand in the fucking OP and stop making a fool out of me.
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>>676761243
Holy shit Florian returns
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Bumping thread cause bored

Somebody tell me the gist of this guys origins?
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>this thread
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Your "story" sounds like some kind of sonic the hedgehog oc story.
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dear hanz-florian.

please give us nudes from the nurse and we´ll do our best to help you out.
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Go post your supernatural fan fiction somewhere else you raging faggot
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His psych report which he freely posted. Hell, he even posted ALL his personal info before because he thought people would fly to Germany to have a party with him.
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>>676762699
tg;cr

>too german; can't read
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Well thanks for sharing your sorry.
live sucks sometimes but as you see you are sitting here having a good time, try to remember that. what do you see when you're hallucination btw?
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>>676763261
>here you go
>>676758473
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And while wer'e at it, my monthly paycheck is 666€. Weird no? I tried to post the pic but it was deleted from the archive and when i try to download the last copy it doesnt work. Weird...
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>>676763261
I see buildings disappearing, i hear woman screaming, i even saw a girl turning from 18 to 5 years within minutes.
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somehow i have to think of hans landa now
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>>676763792
shit bro.. have you tried anything alternative to your meds? perhaps meditation?
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try burning incense
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>>676763954
My frontal lobe is being surpressed. I cant meditate anymore.
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My mom is a demon whore btw. My last friend i had who tried to harm me had sex with her. Shes 56 and hes 23
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>>676764041
who helps you/take cares of you?
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>>676764757
No one? I have a supervisor but he doesnt help me. He only supervises my money matters.
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>>676765063
alright, what do you think you can do to help yourself then?
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>>676765346
Nothing. The illuminati will find me everywhere. I just want a gf but they do everything to prevent that.
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>>676765063
Do you not have a family member who is there for you?
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>>676765498
No. They dont care/believe me
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>>676764593
you mean she´s a succubus?
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>>676765623
No. Shes just a bad evil demon who is whorish. I literally saw her wings with my third eye.
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>>676765555
I am sorry. I hope that you trust your doctors and nurses. They are there to help.
I think you need to convince yourself that is everything is all right this time. You are good to worry but there is nothing to worry about right now.
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>>676765760
dude. that´s fucked up. demons suck. feelwithyou.jpg
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>>676758473
du bist ja immer noch hier. schon ne freundin gefunden?
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>>676765829
Wrong. They broke into my house under false pretenses and brought me to a mental ward where they tried to OD me with sedatives. 2 fulm bottles of tavor into my veins. That happend last september i think.
Pic related >>676762699
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>>676766092
Sieht's so aus?
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OP perhaps you should realize one thing.. we humans aren't meant to fly, so don't bother trying. instead think about what you CAN do, and take one step at the time, also perhaps realize that you have some fine people that will help you get well, and take care of you..
Illuminati will exist, if you do not have the skill to change that then try to using your time on your helping yourself and get well.
peace b/ro
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Don't try and set fires, it is dangerous.
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And here come the shills.
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All: Children ITT

OP: You have to trust someone and a qualified professional is just as good as any. They have no reason to hurt you. Accepting their help is up to you but in any case, I wish you well.
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It's cold, you should light a fire to keep warm.
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nigger. cock.
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did you ever find her?
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>>676766166
>tfw it's been years since Nexx went crazy on the Boxxy Tinychat and he still hasn't gotten better

Uni....org fag here.
Nexx, why won't you understand that people have been trolling you for YEARS? Please tell me. I was in the Tinychat when the SEK raided your room and I am deeply sorry for what the people have done to you.
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>>676767106
No :(
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>>676767191
Some crazy shit happend in the meantime to me.
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>>676758473
for real, dude. You're ugly as shit and dumb as a rock. Kill yourself.
Jumping off a building isn't that hard.
Neither is shooting yourself in the fucking head.
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>>676767350
Such as like?
I just want you to take good care of you, man. Really.
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>>676758473
I think you're getting a little pudgy Hanz, do some intense cardio!
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>>676767193
is she real?
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>>676761414
damn you wanna fuck him more up but yes that is really fucking strange.
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>>676768051
I would if i had a gun. I tried asking someone that offered to bring me a pistol. He ended up with "go to a mental bin"
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>>676768305
I also get 666€ on my monthly paycheck and i keep seeing 666 EVERY FUCKING WHERE. I have 100s of screenshots about 666 encounters. I mostly see them on number plates too.
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>>676768602
imma roll 666
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>>676768602
i guess you are focusing to much on the number... what kind of porn do you see m8?
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>>676768602
please post some.
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>>676758473
Just look in youtube for a priest that does exorcism a prayer, if you hear cracking sounds on the roof, and creepy sounds that anormal then you`re probably possesed also demons also try to make you insane.
Or go with some Christians tell them to make a prayer because you kinda feel you`re possesed.
Or if you have money say you want a mass in your name and assist to it if they ask you for what say for peace of mind and health.
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A little story for 4Chan.
There once was an Official Forum on PinkFloyd.com that was just like /b/ except there was only one very reluctant, work-shy Mod who checked in once every few months.
And it ran wild for years but two things killed it -

Mental illness & Grooming of PreTeens.

People with mental illness ruined that place with their incessant OCD posts. Google Charles Webster Baer as an example. But otherwise, the place was great.

To OP, I reiterate that your doctors can help you. Mental illness is real and you have every reason to trust them, even if it's sometimes a hassle.
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>>676768786
Why does that matter?
>>676768854
Im on mobile. Go to 4plebs archive and look up hanz in combination with 666. Or wait till i make a new thread tomorrow.
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>>676768602
that shit happened to me when I read some books I should have never read, couldn`t go to mass was actually going insane started seeing triple sixes en in phone numbers.
had to had an exorcism oh also once it gets a hard on you it comes ago.
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>>676769070
Stop being a fat lazy shit and post them.
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>>676768602
He is calling you. Don't resist.
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Charles Webster Baer has been promoting Global Internet Government aka GIG for almost 20 years on every forum from Guns N Roses to Aussie's Best Surf Sites.
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>>676769183
comes and goes*
try to pray if you hear like blasphemys inside your head while praying you`re possesed.
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>>676764867

Holy shit I remember that street from a holiday four years ago

Memory is weird
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Suicide is the only solution.
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>>676769257
Hes the original sinner. If any i want to be on the team that advocades freedom, truth and love. These are the things i want.
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Hanz you should use your superpowers to become the greatest athlete ever. Push yourself to the max, always surpass your supposed "limitations", do shaolin-like training to make your body invincible. It could only help you in every way.
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>>676769505
Funnily i became invincible for a moment when i was completely only looking for truth.
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>>676758473
How's that autism treating you OP?
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>>676769769
Shit.
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You need to train for when the demons attack!
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>>676769484
Sin is subjetive. God is not all loving or all just.
Satan is disobedience in a good way.

>He is the shining and the light without whom I cannot see.
>He is insurrection. He is spite. He's the force that made me be.
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>>676770018
Oh yeah? God showed himself to me. 3 times. I dont believe your shit.
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>>676769895
Ive heard that before. Is that what is going to happen?
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>>676770185
Refer to >>676770085
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You should convert to Islam.
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>>676770340
Yes. When your body heals the bullet wound, it grows back stronger. It also sends a signal to your brain to make the rest of your body harden up.
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>>676770528
Oh nvm. You were trolling.
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>no gf :(
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>>676770623
No I'm serious, ive done it.
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>>676765760
You have to kill her.
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>>676770528
You need to get holy water and chug it down in a bottle, if you feel better then there is something real dark and evil.
do a rosary for 9 days
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>>676770794
Yeah but i dont have a firearm. I live in germany. I was refering to the "when the demons attack" part. Whats up with that?>>676770794
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>>676770836
She will die when the happening happens this year.
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Speaking about happening. Can someone send me 5k so i can buy happening gear?
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>>676771218
what kind ?
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>>676771218
euros would be fine
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>>676770962
Oh, Beelzebub has been planning it for centuries now. Have you not heard? Hanz...have you not heard Hanz? Have you not heard? Hanz, they're coming for you. We're coming for you. I'm coming for you Hanz. You can't run. You can't hide.
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>>676771327
Clothing and first aid n stuff. All military grade.
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>>676771327
Tampons and beer.
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i was in psychiatry once and received 3mg tavor a day. i slept the day through from it. geez. 7mg is a lot
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>>676758473
steopped readind after "the police...no one was ther."<L
TYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYbn bn bn bn bn bn bn bn bn bn bn bn bn bn bn bn bn bn bn bn bn bn bn bn bn bn bn bn bn bn bn bn bn bn bn bn bn bn bn bn bn bn bn bn bn bn bn bn bn bn bn bn bn bn bn bn bn bn bn bn bn bn bn bn bn bn bn bn bn bn bn bn bn bn bn bn bn bn bn bn bn bn bn bn
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>>676771664
Hanz is a big guy
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>>676771664
I received 2 FULL BOTTLES of it. They pumped it straight into my veins but my body developed a natural resistance against it.
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>>676771936
Did you livestream drinking that bottle of scotch or did you pussy out altogether?
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>>676772151
I still have the bottle. I could still do it but people said it wouldnt be enaugh proof to them so..
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>>676769726
Ok then take up Gnani Yoga.

Currently dealing with some shit btw Hanz, you were right about Dwarf...
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>>676772580
Fringe i am your friend and i value your friendship. I would allways help you. What happend?
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>>676771218
mfw I have tons of happenings gear
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>>676772767
Just unexplained mindfuckery which she refuses to explain and which has extremely bad implications no matter how I look at it. Also being blackmailed.
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>>676758473
you still live near berlin op?
we could meet up and have a good time.
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>>676773023
Blackmailed by HER?
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>>676773199
Yes i do. You serious?
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>>676771830

for you
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>>676773298
You want to do the nasty sex with a trap from Berlin?
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>>676765203
teufelsberg?
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>>676773821
I dont fuck with traps. Sorry m8. Im straight. I want to cuddle with a girl :(
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>>676773298
not that guy.
you are kind of an interesting person but to be honest i would be too scared to meet you in real life.
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NOOOOOooooooooo
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>>676774571
I had that captcha too haha.
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>>676761839
But you're doing so good a job of it yourself...
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>>676768602
dude it's just a number. It has no power. 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666 666. See? Harmless.
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FFS just kill yourself you attention seeking cunt.
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>>676774142
I am a girl, I just have penis too
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>>676758473
schizophrenia
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>>676776022
Honestly, if no real girl comes along i really start to consider it.
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>>676758473
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>>676776257
Would you let me put it in your ass?
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>>676776257
i would wait at least 10 to 15 years before i let a man suck my dick.
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>>676773298
Hey, have you ever tried psychedelics? I think this video could be interesting for you:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PudIj0RVEEQ
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>>676776810
No.

>>676776825
Well shes female on the top right?
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>>676776848
haha. kenna was a total freak. not shure if all his ideas have been that great. i imagine doing psychedelics as a person with mental issues could also lead to an a waaaaaay more bad situation.
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>>676777090
every mouth feels like a mouth i would say
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>>676777484
Honestly, i'd greatly appreciate it if a real girl came along now. Things are starting to become complicated..
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>>676777677
How so?
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>>676758473
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>>676778010
I dont want to have sexual intercourse with a trap but at the same time i badly need a sensual situation now... :(
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>>676777411
frankly i dont know. everytime i do psychedelics i feel that the whole mind of me basically consists of psychoses. a schizophrenia occurs when two or more major 'psychoses' have a conflict. It feels to me that psychedelics can help solving those conflics which would help treating schizophrenia
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>>676778381
maybe again this is one point where we shouldnt generalize anything. what works for one could be wrong for the other.

op has to find out for himself or not.

for me personally acid is not that good. prefer self collected mushromms for psychedelic experiences.
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What the fuck is happening here, guys?
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>>676779403
I dont take drugs at all. I dont even smoke or drink alcohol or coffee
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>>676779489
IT.
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Alex
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I just wanna have a gf ;(
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>>676779583
op? thats totally allright. dont do so cause some guys on the interweb suggested it.

>>676780112
a lot of us want to and those lucky bastards who have one...yeah..i mean...they are lucky bastards. one day we´ll be one of them.

head up.
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do it faggot
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don't do it faggot
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>>676762862
love it
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Real girls are rare nowadays.
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>>676781114
Cuz real girls have dicks
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>>676781183
Thats exactly wrong
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>>676781114
No, just girls willing to drop their standards to fuck a fat retard like op.
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>>676781114
real men don't like real grils
real men like trucks
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>>676781303
thanks
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>>676781364
Babies like trucks. I like the military.
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>>676781326
I want a man to accept me as I am, but he has to be real fit and smart
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>>676781455
merica
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>>676781455
idiots like military. i like fire>>676781455
.
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Real men like dubs
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i liek the military and fuck blacks and jews too

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y7sLYNwevDQ
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>>676781480
How about Hanz?
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>>676781582
Funny that you say that. I am german.
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>>676781902
You know, if you're american and you're a patriot you're just a patriot.
If you're german and you're patriot you're fucking Hitler
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>>676782029
I know what you say m8 and i wholeheartly agree.
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>>676781902

i´m enjoing my first german thread on 4chan where german speak english. fuck off deutsch-fäden. that shit is grose.
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>>676782029
cause america had no hitler till trump is going to be president.
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>>676782276
>>676781902
Are you two different people?
I'm confused.
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>>676782420
Yes
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>>676782405
He's ordering some Berlin's wall pieces to build his own wall in merica right now
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>>676782420
si
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>>676782511
K cool
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Life is what you make of it buddy. And karma is a bitch. Try to be happy and make people happy OP. Even the smallest gifts of kindness can bring a person great joy. Dont take the advice of losers on the internet. Hope you find your happiness. God bless
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As my mom said "der trump ist ein trumpeltier"
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>>676758473
I remember you, you're the guy that drew these.
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>>676782767
as my dad said "seig heil"
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>>676782840
Wot. No?
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>>676782930
Don't lie you fat bitch
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>>676782555
don´t care much about politics tbh. but that point is on him: he surely knows how to put him in scene.
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>>676782930
Don't lie to us, we all know you like bears and shit
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>>676783075
I used to care, not anymore, but I'm starting to think he actually should be elected.
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>>676782767
>>676782920
as granny said 'kümmer dich um deinen eignen scheiss'.
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>>676783285
sorry I don't hablo hitler
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I thought you said there wasn't going to be a new president, you bear loving tubby autist?
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hanz add us on steam
let's play DotA together
forget women
all you need is a game
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>>676758473
Faggot/10
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>>676783485
Nigga that was me not Hanz
what the fuck is going on here
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Hanz here. Ill let you guys in on a secret. NO ONE will be the president of all candidates. Wanna know why? Because i am clairvoyant and i can tell by looking at their face who the next president will be. Trump will be the guy best off but in the end no one will be. I dont know why, but maybe ww3 happens or something. Thats why i would like to purchase my happening gear but i dont have the money :(
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>>676783753
get money and buy steam games
I'm telling you man
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>>676783833
I have 11€ on my bank account and didnt get new money yet.
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