Like a majestic unicorn...
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Like a majestic unicorn...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G7ZrnKgwb_k
oh there is a most excellent storm outside
>>676748233
Lucky, nothing but clear skies here.
>>676748408
very good excuse to miss class
wish it wasn't fucking with my internet so much though
Awaken, my masters
>>676748615
Practice for a one man production of the Wiz instead.
>>676748960
of the who
>>676749050
>not knowing the wiz
>being this ignorant of african-american culture
You don't have to do it alone, I'll be in it with you.
I should get in on this imposter game
>>676749111
please enlighten me, o scholar of ebonics
>>676749050
The Wiz, musical reproduction of the Wizard of Oz set to soul music.
>>676749231
>>676749258
are all the characters dressed like earth wind & fire?
>"Why are you still on here~?"
>>676749511
Pretty much.
my life just hasn't started yet
>>676749606
I didn't know how much I needed this
I was not impersonating anyone though.
>>676749511
then clearly I was not referring to you
>>676749884
rate the music on a scale of gospel to hip-hop
where did everyone go
>>676751076
Away from you avatarfags. If you actually posted some content instead of circlejerking
>>676750012
Its been a while since I've watched it, so barely remember. Definitely more gospel than hip-hop, though. Think the original play was written in the 70's.
>>676751947
hey thanks for the bump dude
a mindless wordless image dump is just as bad as a dead thread, though
>>676752030
perhaps I will go look for it, then
Who were you referring to then?
>>676752215
They recently did a live TV version with Queen Latifah.
the poster with the darwin trip and whichever snarf is faking it
>>676752702
interesting
>>676752215
I'm here to share pictures and talk with people, but everytime I see you avatarfags I just leave because the thread is worthless
>>676752939
we just have very different ideas about which pictures are worth sharing
Bananas are berries.
>>676752889
No faking it, just on my mobile, so no trip.
I'm not impersonation him just putting the name out so it appears in starisync
he knows I have that trip and no one else has it but me. I used it for awhile after erin saw me using his old trip and it got a little weird
>>676753239
>>676753242
then I have made a critical error in analysis
not changing my name back though
>>676753413
I'm a little offended you cannot recognize me
>>676753413
Really doesn't matter to me.
>>676753543
oh, it's you
I was thrown off by how awful those images are
>>676753556
figured it wouldn't
>how2terrible
>>676753779
Fidget is adorable, shut your whore mouth.
Cucumbers and eggplants are also berries.
>>676753834
the art quality, though
>>676753795
know thine enemy
Most trees are blue.
>>676754003
I have no idea how to interpret that. How's school?
>>676754003
I like the second one I posted. Looking at the others my folder needs an update.
mornin sunshines
>>676754034
Post butts.
Also, there's now a Rush Hour TV show.
hello nef
>>676754173
also it just makes me think of some kind of furry oc character that a 13-year-old would draw
>>676754136
school is fine, nothing out of the ordinary there
sup witchu
>>676754538
>>676754602
I think of this when I imagine that
nefel, here to ruin things?
>>676754588
What butts? Why?
uwotm8
>>676754602
School as usual, showing up about 33% of the time. I'd probably get expelled if the teachers cared more.
>>676754827
But of course
>>676754892
Sup?
>>676754778
I'm sorry you have such horrible images run through your head
>>676754807
chillin like a villain
wondering if the storm is far enough away that it won't fuck with my internet any more
>>676754827
not like attendance is important in college as long as you are on top of the material
>>676754977
Cool. What's new?
>>676755059
I hit randomize on a fursona maker
>>676754977
Not much, school in a few hours just kind of biding my time until then. I slept in a bit later than i wanted to but I'll manage.
>>676755190
that is fucking horrifying
>>676755257
The results were not pretty
>>676755190
>school in a few hours
meeeee toooooo
I'm gonna skip my first class, I tried to sleep but couldn't.
>>676755093
Not much. Work work sleep sleep
>>676755059
I fuckin love storms
>>676755059
Well, you can't really get anything done if you don't show up so there's that. Though when I do show up I tend to get things done pretty fast, faster than the majority of our students.
>>676755190
>I hit randomize on a fursona maker
That sounds both glorious and horrible at the same time. Where can I find such a program?
>>676755436
Nothing then? No sudden deathly illnesses, no encounters with murderous wildlife?
>>676755436
I wanna skip my first class but I need to go since they're going to explain how it works. There was a sub the first day so he didn't really give us a great overview of the class aside from what I could glean from reading the syllabus.
Sleep is hard I often struggle with that.
>>676755378
I think I might vomit
>>676755436
me too but I can't play league under these conditions, man
>>676755451
are your classes not just lectures? here you just go to class to take notes and all the actual work is done on your own time
Hey, fags
>>676755763
We get a few classes every now and then, but mostly it's workshop time, so technically so long as you don't fall behind, you're good regardless of how much time you spend in school.
>>676755985
Takes one to know one.
>>676755985
Gaaaaaaay.
>>676756055
Not really.
>>676756109
Haaaaay.
hello parafirk
>>676756055
yeah, so attendance is not strictly relevant
strongly advisable, maybe, but not necessary to pass
>>676756172
Why are you here?
>>676755583
Nope, just chillin super hard
>>676755678
For some reason I struggle to sleep on wednesdays more than any other day
I'm 9 weeks into my semester
>>676755763
You can't play league with good internet either
>>676756293
katia, how are you?
>>676756329
Where else should I be?
>>676755763
An appropriate response.
>>676755985
sup
>>676756346
I'm in the first week of my semester. I'm bored to tears by my math class, but the rest are fun.
>>676756346
>You can't play league with good internet either
>>676756346
>>676756346
>>676756346
>>676756346
I'll have you know I got gold 4 yesterday
I should have diamond by the end of april
>>676756473
I am not katia
>>676756487
so what are you studying anyway?
>>676756346
sounds chill
>>676756473
You're a big guy.
>>676756487
Bored and marginally stressed. Sup with you?
>>676756629
Oh.
>>676756640
Not by weight.
>>676756740
Similar but without the stress. I take it all out on Avery so I'm stress free at all times.
>>676756487
Most of my classes are fine, but the discord between work hours and school hours means I am always too tired to properly pay attention.
>>676756629
April 2019?
>>676756640
It's pretty chill
I heard you had some rough shit earlier, you doing better?
>>676756762
pls
>>676756740
sorry to have deceived you so maliciously
>>676756888
something like that yeah
>>676757094
Darwin knows
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lKDs8dTnMg8
>>676757137
I d-don't care
>>676756827
I wouldn't want to channel stress into someone else.
>>676757094
Who are you?
>>676756740
Do you feel in charge?
>>676756888
chill is nice.
Yeah, I'm alright. Just tired and hungry.
>>676757094
Maybe you can get AM to carry you
>>676757269
In charge of what? You are confusing me badj
>>676756888
That sounds rough. Being an adult is rough. I dread the day when I need to be responsible.
>>676757267
Avery takes it well, he gets off on being insulted. and abused.
>>676757424
I'm just masochistic.
I could take time off, I have no reason to push myself
Or I could move to day shift
But I am too lazy to change shift and I like having money to spend on awful things.
>>676757267
freklz
>>676757284
that would be so embarrassing
>>676757267
Someone trying to harm you.
>>676757680
I figured you would be used to embarrassment by now
It's pretty much your natural habitat
marrying AM would be true suffering
>>676757674
>nearly killing yourself to be able to afford imported neferpitou doujinshi
commendable
I support this
you are a fine person
Not saying.
Who wants to come over for lunch?
>>676757949
Post your butt.
>>676757949
It was worth it
I WASN'T GOING TO ASK YOU
>>676757915
which is why I don't need any more in my life
watch, I'll get challenger all on my own
th-then I'll have something to be proud of
>>676758209
Glorious.
One day I aspire to have an income that allows me to purchase all kinds of wonderful things to display in a room but hide from the world.
>>676758338
>
>>676757411
Strike 3.
FUCK THE STORM IS BACK
I hope you disconnect in the middle of a game and lose it
>>676758578
>Strike 3
>>676758517
I hide mine with my onesies
I need to wash them. Winter is coming.
>>676758481
>I'll get challenger all on my own
I am not playing for that reason
>>676758786
just you watch
I'm gonna be famous
>>676747887
Why are you obsessed with animal dicks? So fucking disgusting. I bet you all have or do fuck animals. Can you just not find human beings attractive or do other human beings just not find you attractive. You are the literal cancer of this earth
>>676758786
Mine are somewhere in my closet, it is now too warm to wear them
I've lost the will to wear them anyway since my mother makes fun of me whenever I do.
>avery
>challenger
>
>>676758835
more like infamous
>>676758765
yeh
>>676758901
4/10 meme
>He is not obsessed with dragon cock
>>676758517
I would be practicing but, you know, the storm
Avery can be the next Tyler1.
>>676758052
*slowly raises hand and quickly hides it when looked at*
literally who
Some challenger player who is an infamous ragequeen faggot. I think he was permabanned recently.
>>676759339
>>676759414
I was going to anyway
>>676759013
People make fun of me too but I am too comfortable to care.
Besides, no matter how dumb I dress I can't look as fucking stupid as I did in high school
>>676747887
>filename isn't "Majestic Unicorn"
Snarf please.
I never rage though
>>676759602
post you in high school
>>676759602
I don't particularly care about it, I've gone to the store and other places in them since I'm too lazy to change but I have recently taken several hits to my self esteem so I mostly dress not-weird at the moment.
AHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>676758901
This
>>676759264
Oh, grea-
>>676759414
Cunt.
AHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>676759782
This is a teddy a friend made for me
It is a pretty accurate representation of me
The white coat is a labcoat. I do miss the labcoat.
>>676759971
Maybe he shouldn't come in and be a complete faggot then
>>676760204
No, you're a complete faggot
I will have lunch with you, gote.
>>676760049
>>676751076
class
C-can I come to lunch too?
>>676760387
it's the honest truth
>>676760181
that is pretty hardcore, yo
did you wear that every day?
>>676759624
I'll majestic your unicorn.
>>676760560
Yes. He is buying.
>>676760387
Okayy, I hope you like mini chicken fillets.
>>676760748
I do not complain when it is free. It helps that I also enjoy them.
>>676760636
Well, the shirt changed and I dropped the headband after a few months.
Not pictured: the scalpels I kept in my backpack.
I was coldsteel level edgy
>>676760732
Acceptable, but I demand that I be allowed to bring side dishes.
>>676760638
But that would be Ghey.
>>676760901
What do you have in mind?
>>676760907
You know it, bby.
>>676760875
why did you carry scalpels in your backpack
>>676761075
That's a difficult decision, maybe I should just bring dessert instead.
>>676761279
He's secretly black jack
>>676761279
Because I thought scalpels were cool and having a weapon would make me a badass
>>676761282
Bring cookies
>>676761130
But I have a girlfriend though. I'd need to convince her to get a penis so I could be ghey, or at least a strap-on. Also how goes it?
>>676761439
I think I can handle that.
>>676761496
make bets with her until she wins one and busts the strapon out on her own
>>676761397
They are cool
>>676761323
who
>>676761397
yeah man, I'm sure all those people you pulled a fucking scalpel on thought you were hardcore as hell
>>676761496
When'd you get yourself a girlfriend?
And doing well, meeting up with the BF later.
>>676761695
Blackjack-sensei
>>676761282
If you are preparing it, I am sure it will be delightful.
>>676761695
Well, it was enough that other kids knew I had a weapon
I DID go to a pretty shitty school. Lots of fights. I think I only got into about 4.
>>676761632
Yeah they are, but I was not
>make bets with her until she wins one and busts the strapon out on her own
pic related
>>676761808
oh
>>676761954
yeah I went to catholic school
a friend of mine got expelled for bringing a knife once
>>676761814
G-ganbaruzou
>>676761954
The only weapons I carry are my deadly jutsu handsigns
I probably should go get lunch.
I should do the same
>>676762169
I thought you had a knife.
>>676761632
Bets could work, gonna take some time to get her used to the dare thing without making it obvious I want to get fucked in the ass.
>>676761728
A couple weeks ago, therapists at universities are amazing. They know all the single emotionally unstable women that will cling to you instantly and they are usually pretty smart if they're going to school here since we're a tech school.
goodbye friends enjoy your lunches
>>676762125
I probably would have gotten in trouble, but I was like their top student so I guess I got given a free pass.
>>676761954
>pic related
Yuki is that you?
>>676762537
I don't get what awful joke you're trying to make
>>676762435
they were very unforgiving at my school
all our top students were the studious quiet girls who spent 4 hours a day studying
>>676762754
Yeah the advanced classes in my school consisted of me, my best friend, then like 7 girls
then my best friend dropped down to normal classes due to disputes with the English teacher, so I was the only male
>>676762303
Breaking my heart, bby.
>>676763026
Only gay guy here still won't talk to me much after that yandere incident a while ago.
>>676763309
What incident?
>>676763022
and that is how you met your wife, right?
>>676762661
Fucked I got you confused with Yuki. Thanks though Nef.
>>676763474
I didn't tell you huh? I had an issue with a chick who was stalking me, broke into my room, followed me around etc. Threatened her with the cops and the day after my 'not-boyfriend' told me it was over.
>>676763814
What a dick.
>>676763622
Nah, we'd been best friends since like, kindergarten
My mum tells me we became friends because we were both wearing batman shirts but I don't know if that's true or not.
>>676763814
How the hell could you confuse me with Yuki?
>>676763956
All you anime girls look the same.
>This person posting nef pics must be yuki!
>>676763947
To be fair the relationship was starting to fall apart after I started seeing a therapist because I didn't need his support as much. Also he was a bottom so he would have been an ass.
>>676763956
I've had a bit to drink and I don't know.
>>676763956
I think the world is a better place if I believe that's true
>>676764319
>Also he was a bottom so he would have been an ass
Ba-dum-tish.
>>676764400
I know I was definitely wearing a batman shirt. I was a massive batman kid
On like my third birthday or something my dad staged this thing where my twin older sisters stole cookies and were pretending to be Penguin and Riddler. I had to track them down and retrieve them
It was pretty great, there's a video on cassette somewhere at my parents house
>>676753795
You know where I could get some pussy around here?
>>676764665
your family sounds awesome
>>676764630
Didn't have sex though, just needed someone I could open up to about personal stuff.
>>676764996
I think my dad lost interest with me when he realized I didn't give a shit about sports.
My mum is pretty cool though
>>676765285
oh your dad's lame then, never mind
That's what you get for having a dad.
4 mom master race
>>676765015
Should've at least tapped it.
>>676765483
Yeah, we got into a massive argument when samjam was conceived and I haven't talked to him since.
so around 10 years.
>>676765489
parent teacher night as a kid would be interesting
>>676765629
Probably but I've got a girlfriend now so no ghey stuff.
>>676765901
My biological mom just handled all that kind of stuff
Teachers gave up on me after third grade though, I was a terror.
>>676765901
Out of wedlock or something?
>>676766064
Boring.
>>676766319
But now I can choose from 3 holes instead of 2. Well it's still 2 but one day the third hole may open up.
im gonna try sleep again
>>676766319
Yeah, but the issue was more complex than that.
In the end he was wrong though so I am going to continue not speaking to him until he apologizes. He said some shit he should not have
>>676766773
nite neffy
On that note I'm off to school, bye
>>676748303
sorry to bother you but what is the source?
>>676766511
Should've come out hete and gitten these holes.
>>676767158
No idea.
>>676767401
thats ok
>>676767401
But I'm a poor collegefag, I can barely afford the alcohol I drink to forget my problems.
God, I wish UK students were too poor to afford alcohol and other drugs.
>>676767944
I can't afford booze.
