Ylyl greentext edition

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>>676738511
Nice dubs

>DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU >DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU >DESU DESU DESU DESU
>DESU DESU DESU
>DESU
>DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU >DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU >DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU >DESU
>DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU >DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU >DESU DESU DESU
>DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU >DESU DESU DESU
>DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU

>DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU >DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU >DESU
>DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU >DESU
>DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU >DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU >DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU >DESU

>>676740400
kek

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>>676740019

>>676740400
check'd mate

>>676740400
Fucking lost

>>676741457
Oh god I really hope that was a true story, I have to say I've said shit from 4chan without meaning to.

>>676741970
lost

>>676739466
tldr

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>>676742528
>tl;dr
>in a greentext thread

nigga what

>>676742528
Girl fucks dog
Boy breaks up w girl
Girl attempts murder

>>676743222
nice trips but this is a YLYL thread assfuck

Post more you fucking niggers

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>>676744375

>>676739466
Id love to see her fuck a dog

>>676744456
Thank you meine negger

>>676745185
What the fu...

>>676745490
lost

>>676741457
Gake and fay
Fake and gay

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>>676740400
damn it lost

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>>676741040

>>676741769
Damn lost

>>676744667
HOLY SHIT LMAO

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I don't remember what's on this one. Posting it anyway because I'm a lazy fuck.

>>676743811
i genuinely hope you get cancer

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>I was only 9 years old
>I loved the cancer banana so much, I had all the .jpgs and .webms
>I eat so many bananas every night before bed, thanking them for the life I've been given
>"Cancer is love" I say; "Cancer is life"
>My dad hears me and calls me a faggot
>I know he was just jealous of my devotion for the banana
>I called him a cunt
>He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
>I'm crying now, and my face hurts
>I lay in bed and it's really cold
>Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me
>It's the cancer banana
>I am so happy
>He whispers into my ear "I really really like this image."
>He grabs me with his powerful banana hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees
>I'm ready
>I spread my ass-cheeks for the cancer banana
>He penetrates my butt-hole
>It hurts so much but I do it for the dank memes
>I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water
>I push against his force
>I want to please the banana
>He roars in a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his potassium
>The radiation gives me anus cancer
>My dad walks in
>The banana looks him straight in the eyes and says "It's all yours my friend."
>The banana leaves through my window
>Cancer is love. Cancer is life.

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>>676740400
this is so sad

>>676740400
I-I lost..but that's impossible.. Nooooooo

>>676748227
this actually makes me really sad

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>>676747910
Quit Samefagging

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>>676748941
Thanks for joining us tonight Bill

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>>676740400
great sideways fuck...

PLEASE STOP POSTING BANANAS

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>>676749924

>>676749924
We're in too deep friendo, this autism is too strong, our shitposting is useless against Machismo Autismo, God of Banana Mania.

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new bananner

>>676740019
So martha is a cunt, no doubt about it, but the nigger should have been expelled to. You shouldn't be able to fuck someone up just because they said a word you don't like.

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>>676749666
>>676749695
>>676749719
>/b/ can't count to 10 without bigger
>banana can reach ten without sweating
>banana is the superior life form
May his holy potassium be praised

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See what happens when you unfunny cunts force even shittier memes than anything 9gag has created (Read: stolen) over the past 5 years?
We get a good thread going and some newfags decides to get in the way.

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>>676749924

>>676750559
>good thread

you mean a thread of the same tired, unfunny greentexts that get posted literally dozens of times every single day?

>>676741961
Beyond lost.

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>>676738511

>>676741040
>goes to sit down at a table with food
>incurs the wrath of the town guard
Good times.

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>this thread

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>>676742096
lost

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>>676747877

>>676739478
nIcE mEmE

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>>676748899

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You guys know you're just posting content for the facebook >greentext page, right?

I can't post the link, but google "facebook greentext"

>>676741539
Fuggin lost

>>676742096
Fuck. I lost. Fucking kek though

>>676751066
nice

>>676743920
This one has been making the rounds lately, but:

> red button nip monkey
> learn deny war crime

Every fucking time

>>676745006
I lost hard.

>>676750900
Thanks for joining us tonight Bill.

>>676740400
nice

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ALL BANANAS, PREPARE YOUR SELF AND LETS GO TO >>676744613!

>>676741040
>greentext
>no greentext
Smh tbqh fam

>>676741040
FUCK

I was actually hard reading that for some reason

30/10

>>676740400
THIS IS GREAT!

It's very pathetic, but hey, no harm done and he seems to enjoy the fish.

>>676741211
lost

>>676741961
kek

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>>676750559
Hmmmm, now that i think about it cancer banana is a "local" meme native of 4chan (that i know), and it has never been stolen by 9fag, so we could peehaps spread the cancer there somhow? Its a constant ylyl, with unfunny memes afterall.

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>>676751055

>>676751124
yeah, what the fuck is up with that?
FUCKING NORMIES LEAVE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>676753447
this should be the only acceptable get image in a YLYL thread, lets make it so

>>676741040
Lost

>>676743222
Fuck you anon this was ylyl not feels :'(

fuck

you

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>>676753879
shit goofed here the right one

>>676741211
Royal keks were made

>>676750215
kek

>>676743920
I showed this to my history class the whole class had lost it by "Learn deny war crime"

>>676743920
>learn deny warcrime
Lost

>>676739466
cucked by a dog, lel.

does anyone have catfish man? i'd love to read that one

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>>676739466
One of the best storys i've read lately

>>676755417
is that jodie foster?

>>676744667
RIP Sides 1859 - 2016

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>>676740400
The fact that he kept taking care of the fishes is what makes this story so good

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>>676755313
do you know what google is nigga

>>676743222
How about fuck you?

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>>676741211
top meme

>>676755914
yeah, obviously, and i have it saved anyway.
i just thought it'd be an asset to the thread, my guy

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m

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Hey /b/ i never puked on a picture of webm, if you achieve itt i post something amazing.

>>676754026
sheeeit son thats wtf right there

you never heard of laughter before? Mirth? Comedic enjoyment?

But good greentexts though, very erotic, very violent

>>676741040
amazing

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bump

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If someone can post all the adult bakery greentexts I'll drop some OC.

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>>676742096

>>676750292
calm it cracker w8 boi

>>676748899
I love you, mods

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>>676748899
made my day

>>676743222
Holy shit

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>>676748899

(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

>>676742096
this is not a true story

>>676755914
This is the best thing I've ever seen

>>676741970
kekd every time

>>676742096
Please tell me someone has shit noises edited to darude sandstorm

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Berrypicker af

>>676748899
finally

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>>676738511
>Who's that girl?
>What's her name?
>Is she liberal?
>Is she gay?
>Oh, she's that ugly megane...
>Pepper Ann!

>Is she liberal?
>Is she gay?
>Is she triggered every day?
>Is she protesting her race?
>Pepper Ann!

>Pepper Ann, Pepper Ann,
>Destroyer of the white race.
>Pepper Ann, don't forget the 6 million!
>Pepper Ann, Pepper Ann,
>Much too cool for earning wage.
>Mace 'er if you can, Pepper Ann!

http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1459342003002.webm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xAeQNFmuQlc

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>>676748899
Never change, /b/

>>676748899
Lost

>>676742096
fake but i still lost

>>676744859
>deafy
>autismo
KEKD

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Anyone with a good secure proxy feel like starting a petition at whitehouse.org to have the Koran labelled as hate literature.

Could be good for lulz.

>>676743222
>ylyl

Test

>>676742096
This is dumb you're all autistic for even thinking this is remotely funny. This is like the dumb shit 10 year olds laugh about.

>>676782860
Like 'Mein Kampf' written by adolf Hitler? Good chance it works

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>>676782133

>>676748899
>(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

>>676784132
Mods, do your magic again.

>>676742096
I got three words after NOW I MUST GIVE YOU HOT CHOCOLATE and lost so god damn hard. Topkek.

>>676739679
Ahh fuck

>>676739478
DESU*
You autistic fuck

>>676784132
If dubs this fag is banned

>>676753863

Probably because your GF was too busy texting Tyrone and asking when she could take his black cock next.

>>676741539
sides gone

>>676784132
Come on dubs. Help us ban this faggot

>>676786718
rollin again

Bumping just so it doesn't die lol

>>676750292
Expelled for punching someone over calling black people niggers in high school? Expelled? maybe detention or like a day of suspension

>>676784132
Top kek

>>676743637
if you don't think that was funny as fuck you are in the wrong internets

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ITT so much text, read none