>>676733633
over 9000
confirmed by several internet tests

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>>676733633
140
I use this to sleep with women and spread the word of "I don't care and no man ever will"
Also like my karambuttplug?

>>676733855
tell me, do you grease it first..

>>676733633
3 or 4 billion

>>676733855

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rtxbM7-jAD0

>>676733633
I did a test when i was 15, it said 135, but then drugs happened and i think i'm far below it now

>>676733941
I like the sharp sting it gives when I anally stab women.

128

>>676734649
How do you know that it's sharp and that it stings.

136

133

Bout 140 but I'll never use it.
Add anxiety disorders, clinical depression, prodromal symptoms of psychosis, kind of balances out.

>>676734900
>IQ of 140
Not to mention the way girls groan and scream

>implying /b/ has anyone over 100

Why do people bother lying on the internet? Especially since everyone is fucking anonymous.

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>>676733633
>ppl telling the truth about their Iq on /b/.

Idk but I can teach calculus to a complete noob.

Someone give me a proper iq testing website. The only ones i find are shit and you have to pay for them in the end

Last time I did an IQ test, it was 79.

>IQ thread
>OP doesn't list over genius level
Is this even still /b/?

I did an IQ test on the internet. Apparently I'm pretty dumb with an IQ of 80

>>676735472
Are you also black? Might explain it. Go back to India, you fuckshit.

>>676733633
http://www.free-iqtest.net/

7

>>676733633
Iq doesn't significantly change over time, it certainly doesn't increase by much. Your iq is 100 at best you idiot.

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http://www.free-iqtest.net/

>>676735182
>noob
>calculus
>complete noob
>noob
>teach calculus
>complete noob
You're retarded.

i have no idea

>>676735316
At least someone is honest. All these cringey retards claiming to have an iq of 140 really tells a lot about /b/.

>>676733633

My IQ is 123. But I literally guess on all the basic mathematical equations cause I suck at math.

I imagine if I studied it even a little bit, I'd get a much higher score.

>>676735346
You do realize 122 is still pretty high, and that OP is still full of shit?

>>676733855
Dude can you get that in Doppler fade tho?

>>676735643
>implying IQ tests can't be gamed
lol

>>676735758
Jesus fuck.. you can't study for an IQ test. Your IQ is not 123 anyway, you lying little shit. Internet tests are never accurate.

>>676733633
Just 2 kno what's the max?

>>676733633

137, could do better if i put myself into the zone

>>676735824
Nah, Night Skin is my favourite. Stealthy on a night out.

>>676735826
A proper IQ test (takes hours long) is VERY difficulr to game with. My dad used to work for a company that actually tested people's IQ's (not like those 10 minute internet tests, you have to pay 100+bucks for this shit) and it's not something you can easily cheat on.

>>676735957
Right. I'm sure your IQ is genius-level. I'm sure you actually took a real IQ test, and not a half-arsed 10 minute internet IQ test.

I took one last week. 145, but I think it has something to do with my aspergers.

>>676736355
Lol yeah 145. You're surely more intelligent than 99,99% of the population. Jesus christ /b/ fuck off with your bullshit.

>Take facebook quiz
>Guess on 80% of the questions
>You have an IQ of 198!
>kay.jpg

This shit is so dumb, I hate IQ tests, they are either too easy or too hard and none of them are accurate. My old highschool used to give them out and shit would jump from a remeber two pictures with dots on it and tell me what you see if you put them together in your brain(Fish 90% of the time) to what is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

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>>676735865

You're right, it's not 123. Apparently, it's higher.

I have nothing to prove. Just thought I'd input something

>>676735737
Always tested in the 99th percentile, IQ of 135+. Only thing in my life I ever felt proud of. Graduated HS as salutatorian because school was always easy for me, then went to college, realized how fucked up I was, and moved back home.

"Geniuses" and tards are both abnormal, and they're separated by a blurred line.

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>>676736453

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mensafag here. 135 points scored on certified mensa-test. i'm good with iq patterns, but not much more. thus, hanging here on b

>>676735616
>http://www.free-iqtest.net/
You have an IQ of 135

last time i did an iq teat it resulted in 149

133

>>676736826
a test conducted by professionals that is

When I was 11/12 I went to a shrink and she also tested my iq which was 129. Honestly I can't tell how much could it be right now (I'm 20)

I get one every month. I'm not bullshitting. 145 if I'm in the mode, 140 if I'm fucked.

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>>676736647

No it's not.

>scrolled down
>new tabs
>cursor on screen

Not bait.

>>676733633
probably 80 now, i feel like the trouble with wiping myself is going to come soon.
so fucking tired

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Being intelligent is overrated. It's hard to relate to a lot of people, and it can be frustrating working in groups when they are consistently several steps behind you. It's hard to meet smart women, and even many of the intelligent ones were never encouraged to cultivate their advantage. One of the best parts of meeting other smart people is just the jokes that they understand.

never tested, but a shitty online iq test I took said 136

>>676733633
don't remember, enough since im in MENSA anyways

>>676735683
Can't teach shit to an autist that makes diagnostics to people on the Internet. Keep the diagnostics to yourself. Kys.

154
>have to believe me because there's nothing on the internet that can disprove it
>great success

>>676735616
>139
That's how you know the site is bullshit

Some of you need to do a bit more lurking, your butthurt is showing

>>676736988
Well almost anyone can't understand my jokes, most likely because my mind is always going 200 km/h, so I'm always there steps away from anyone else. Honestly it's more exhausting than rewarding.

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tfw you find out you've been doing common core your whole life.

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Im not sure if this test is at least slightly accurate - No time limit. Also english isnt my mothers tongue.

>>676733633
Assuming anyone has had a legitimate IQ test.

Assuming anyone understands the actual reasons for having one.

Assuming it is an actual representation of anything that matters beyond a number.

Assuming if anyone had a legitimate test they would actually say the real number.

Many assumptions.

Many assumptions.

Assumptions.

Asses.

Ass

>>676736564
>yourself
You're saying that I cannot teach myself anything? You're retarded.

My iq is 420 get on my lvl lads I took a facebook test

they had us take one back in high school and they said anything below 75 or 70 is handicapped. 100 is average and 130+ starts scraping into genius levels. I got 116 which. I'm not sure how because I'm a dumb fuck but it is what it is. And gf of 6 year is 123? Which is good Atleast she's smarter then I am

>>676735616
You have an IQ of 157

>>676737221
nope. try answering random for proof.

Zuckerburg the kike decides iqs

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>when you take the ASVAB in high school and the department of defense calls you

Not that high. About 175, average

>>676733633
116, I'm a bit of an emberassment to my parents, who expected me to be as smart as my siblings.

But fuck it, my little brother is an alien-truther and my sister a huge whore who cheated on her husband who she has two children with.

I'd rather be a little dim.

>>676735538
>Go back to India, you fuckshit
topkek, Indians who travel abroad have some of the highest IQs you retard

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>>676737777
Checking

>>676737777
Sorry anon but you're legally retarded, also checkt

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>>676737777

141, test is fucked I have at least 150

>>676737785
Agreed, being just intelligent enough is best.

>>676737304
JEWS!

>>676737777
Quadsssssssss

>>676737785
>implying aliens aren't being covered up by world governments.
Also, your sister is a whore.
Ayy lmao

>>676737845
iq scores is not a permanent score. your iq is different in certain times. see Wikipedia

>>676737865
Exactly, smart enough to live, dumb enough to laugh at shows like louie or rick & morty.

>>676736988
That's called autism.

I had a legitimate IQ test when I was like 14 years old. The test said something between 95 and 98. Don't rly recognize the accurate IQ.

>>676738131
>Not liking rick and morty.
Sorry didn't know you liked sucking so much fraizer dick.

157, as measured by Mensa
(This is on the Cattell B scale)

IQ is pretty meaningless and I reckon the sweet spot is about 120

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>>676735675
I have seen ice_poseidon doing that one in the IQ test video. Exact same questions

>>676738039
Yes, we are torn apart between pleiadians and reptillians, the pyramids are spaceships run by a gigantic quartz disc, we were partially martian, greys are a failed race who forgot how to reproduce and your schizophrenia has gone entirely untreated.

>>676736564
>>676737103
Fag is same.
You're retarded. And butthurt

>>676738106
It was a joke, never actually taken a 'real' test, but I don't think I would have anything above 135. Point is this test isn't accurate.

>>676733633
123 according to the interwebz

>>676738281
I just said I laugh at it. I think it's an awesome show, but part of the reason I like it is that I'm borderline retarded.

If I were a healthy 130, instead of 116, I'm pretty sure no mainstream entertainment would do it for me.

>>676737777
Quads, nice.

>>676737777
quads of infinite truth

100 give or take

131

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>>676738039
Being capable of traveling interstellar distances come to earth, only to be hidden by government that can't even open an iPhone themselves.

>>676737029
What is table?

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is this legit because I feel like I have an IQ below 100, it would be really mean if the internet lied to me

>>676737222
Checked. /b/ is getting slow.

>>676736355
Alvin

>>676738633

I find that mainstream entertainment that is focused on the world pre-internet tends to appeal to people with high IQ's.

Friends, Frasier, Seinfeld, Magnum P.I.... shit like that.

I have a few friends who are extremely intelligent (scholarships in school, total introverts, very articulate and analytical) who all watch these shows because the comedy is intelligent and not dumbed down.

>>676738802
actually they did but without permission of apple and now I don't know what's happening

>>676738131
>Dumb enough to laugh at Louie
What do you think smart people laugh at, math? Faggots that call themselves nerds laugh at math jokes.

>>676733633
i'm the smartest person with an iq lower than20

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>>676739003
No they did not do it THEMSELVES, they paid an Israeli security firm 15 large to do it. Sry buddy try again tho.

>>676738448
You're an autist. Prove me wrong.

>>676738986
>Seinfeld
>intelligent comedy

>>676738633
You're pretty wrong. Maybe all the smart people you know are autists.

>>676739186

Dude, my buddy could have hacked that phone for free.

Honestly, anyone who knows anything about advanced programming knows that the whole Apple/FBI show was a sham to draw attention for some stupid reason.

Literally, you could get an iPhone's contents like that in less than an hour, from your own home.

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>>676738943
no, it's very unreliable.

149 here, mensa tested. (Tested ages ago, never care to join because reasons) My biggest issue (working with buildings/ constructions) is that i plan a long way ahead compared to my coworkers.
Itd like they are allways a few steps behind. Also to keep my brain occupied at free hours, i play games.

>>676737815
poo in loo detected

>>676739006
I figure intelligent people are either above humor, or they find the metanarratives in books like Ivan the Terrible funny, because of certain parallels between the situation in Russia then and now.

Louie is funny, but tries to be. I don't think that'd stimulate intelligent people enough.

163 according to
http://www.free-iqtest.net/score.asp

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>>676739437
thanks I was starting to think I was actually worth something, pop a bless

>>676739203
Nah. You're still retarded, I don't think you'd have the ability to diagnose anyone with autism.

>>676733633
Got it professionally tested a while ago with 144, they think it's higher cause I was half asleep when taking it. But I don't really care

I.Q. Isn't shit unless you can actually make a good contribution to the various scientific communities that exist. Take for example Sidis who never made any contributions to science despite having an incredibly high I.Q. 200+. Instead of becoming a praised figure in the science textbooks became a fun fact on some shitty top ten YouTube video.

>>676735616
That test is really, really shitty. But I got 140.

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>>676739348
Watch out, it's Hackerman!

>>676739670
i'm sure your a great guy, test is shit not you. Chin up anon

>>676739680
You're the one that started with the diagnostics. That led me into the conclusion that you're an autist. I don't think you have the capability to communicate outside of a club penguin forum. Kys.

>>676735643

this

>>676733633
My IQ is 12

>>676739781

you cared enough to post it here and round up a bunch of excuses to why it isn't higher.

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I mean 140 is pretty good. But I am actually very curious what I would get on a proper, standardized IQ test.

134, but iq means shit in the real world so yeah

>>676739575
No, humor isn't intelligent because the content is for "smart people." That's just niche humor. Louie is smart humor, not niche humor. History jokes are niche humor, not necessarily smart humor.

>>676741291
smartest people i've known have always enjoyed controversiel(spelled) humor like ruck rucka ali. omg gonna start a rucka thread

>Taking an internet IQ test

ACT/SAT scores carry far more weight

>>676741291
No, but smart humor is something that requires complexity to understand.
Louie looking mildly perturbed for a second because he sees an odd character in the background that alludes to a snippet of his stand up from a season ago doesn't cut it, anyone with a memory can laugh at a 'detail' like that.

Smart humor would have to take the narrative of the entire world's events, down to the individual, and finding slight oddities therein, not highlighting them but leaving it for you to find out.

I'm too dumb to always grasp shit like that, but smart people aren't.

>>676740033
IQ isn't a measure of how good you are at science.

>>676740542
I'd rather be an autist than a retard.

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>>676737777
Checked

>>676741842
Just sounds like humor for anal people

139. Last took when I was 17. Hell ye

>>676737777
may the luck be with you by the gods of gets

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I'm sure a lot of /b/ probably isn't lying, and scores higher than the 102 average. Its what draws a lot of people here, Those with higher intelligence find it harder to connect with normies and become somewhat social outcasts, making 4chan attractive.

BUT. Most /b/tards are either on the cusp of adulthood, or just straight up autistic, meaning that score means about as much as a sociopaths 'I love you'

Maybe 1 in 2-300 of you have any kind of real life wisdom beyond your own anecdotes, most of you display traits of people with a much much lower IQ, maybe its because of /b/ a lot of people feel compelled to be total retards about stupid shit, or simply dont realize the futility of arguing over stupid shit on the internet.

The rest of you are teenagers and just utter fucktards by default.

>>676742581
Well, that's the thing I noticed about the smart people I know, it's effortless for them to keep track of hundreds if not thousands of the most minute details for as long as they live AND be capable of putting all those details in the bigger picture, up onto cosmic scales.

Science shit on youtube like numberphile or scishow aren't meant for smarts, they're meant to make retards like us feel smart.
Humor like Louie or the works of Woody Allen aren't for smarts, they make us retards feel smart for a second.

Real intelligence is nearly impossible for us retards to grasp.

>>676735048
Sameeeee

150 when i was 16 but then i discovered weed, my brain actually feels like it's slower

>>676742313
congrats einstein

Dubs.

>90% of the people that post here claim to have a near genius IQ
>99% of the people here is retarded
>inception much?

No but really,

/thread already this is becoming ridiculous

I have an IQ of 160 from real-life testing (not some nigger-quality online ones). I also have Tourette's and ADD though, so that kinda fucks me up.

>>676743132
copy pasta much?

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dont know exactly, but around 140

>>676733633
135, also known as too smart to laugh at dumb jokes to make friends, too dumb to solve world problems.

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>>676737777
cheeeckd

I had an officially tested IQ of 150+ before I started doing DXM
who knows now though

>>676735675
That quiz is retarded, if it was legit, I would have a higher IQ than Einstein.

>>676733633
Test results vary from 83 to 136.
Honestly... I have no idea and I don't care

>>676740542
kys means kiss in danish, im so confused by this, maybe i am autistic, im not even danish.

>>676736672
Good job, you are probably the only one legit here then.

>>676744437
And a 2140 SAT my senior year of HS after consuming massive quantities of weed for 3 years

>>676733633
I was a child prodigy; I taught myself to read and write from comic books at the age of two. I went through batteries of testing as a result. My IQ is rated at four sigmas. I can guarantee you that no one here who is claiming to have a 120+ IQ is telling the truth. People with genuinely high IQs don't think the way other people do. When I meet someone for the first time, I can nearly always tell within seconds whether they have an abnormally high IQ, and they've usually spent their lives in isolation and misery like me.

5 here :))))))))

>>676737268
you just described how i feel.
you are not alone.

>>676738943
I got the same score as you even though I only got 2 questions wrong..

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I got a 90, which is still an A so I ain't mad