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Look, it's this fucking thread again: ask a 32 year old kissless virgin anything.
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What are your thoughts on global warming?
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Are you speccing in geomancy or aurory?
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hello anon, dont worry about it, just pretend youre not a virgin and you ll get laid in no time!
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Why are you not alone.
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>>676696557

Probably one of the biggest global problems.

>>676696560

That's nerd shit.

>>676696640

It's not like I ever mentioned my virginity to women. Guess I'm not good at pretending.
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why r u gey
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>>676696395
So, what's wrong with you?
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>>676696915
nothing is wrong with him he just prefers to focus on different things than the average person.
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>>676696915

Socially awkward and bitter. And boring as fuck.
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>>>>backpage.com/escorts
your welcome
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>>676696395
Why can nobody appreciate my art?
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>>676697064

Like furiously masturbating.
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just say you're not a virgin. Why put that on yourself? There are a shitload of virgin guys out there I know in most high schools its only a handfull of alpha guys fucking around with all the girls. yea. just lie.
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>>676697184
Your lies cannot elude the truth
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>>676697184

Again: I never told anyone that I am a virgin. But I've never been in a situation where it would matter.
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>>676697133
Do it for dubs
After you get laid you will not be the same. You will seek out sex and profit big league
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>>676697147
your art is great anoni really really appreciate it.

>>676697184
i think its mostly about the experience for him at this point.
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>>676696395
i am also a virgin faggot but im still in my teens so i guess my question is how did you let it go this far anon?
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What are your thoughts on pedophilia? Do you think the lack of experience a youth poses would blend well with your own lack of experience?
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>>676697600
im not op but im sure he values the emotional aspect of it very highly or he would have gotten an escort by now.
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>>676696395
I want to thank you guy's. You always make me feel like winner. Atleast I'm not you.
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>>676697600

Spend too time focusing on my academic achievements instead of getting drunk and drugged.
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>>676696395
Do you identify as asexual?
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Ive only ever had sex once and im 24. the only thing I learned from it is that most girls are really stupid and you can talk them into almost anything.

I do have a question have you ever tried talking to any girls?
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>>676697836

OP here. I don't think that the emotional aspect is of any matter, it's about being perceived as attractive enough to have sex.

>>676697984

No.
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Why? That's all I wanna know, is why? Like give one good fucking reason why your kissless, or even a fucking virgin at your age. My god, I thought I was fucking weird, when I had my first kiss/make out at 14 ,cause I was the only one in my peer-group at the time who never experienced that shit. (Even tho they were 2 years older than me)
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>>676697091
Youre reaching an age where people stop thinking you're shy and start thinking that you're straight up mentally ill. Or gay.

I'm not trying to be mean, but you really, really, need to work on this as soon as possible
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>>676698145
just how ugly are you OP?
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>>676698040
>I do have a question have you ever tried talking to any girls?

Yes. I used to be in very women-heavy courses in uni and most of my friends were women so there was never any general problem with talking to women. I've just never was successful.
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>>676696395
listen here motherfucker. Getting bitches is like fishing.

>you out to any social gathering and just talk to random people.

>Eventually penetrate the normies inter circle, talk to any girl that you find attractive but do not hit on this girl

>this girl is your base point, you don't try to eat this fish.

>you cast it back into the water to attract more of her sluttier friends
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>>676696395
22 kissless virgin on his way to wizard status. How often do you think it has to do with you being unattractive?
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>>676696395
what would you rate yourself out of 10? have you tried flirting with your rating level of women?
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>>676698228

Nobody never reacted positively to my advances or even made a move on me. Lots of awkward situations, no success.

>>676698241

Pretty ugly. Long face, thick bristle hair, glasses. Think of Edward Snowden.

>>676698351
>>you out to any social gathering and just talk to random people.

Check.

>>Eventually penetrate the normies inter circle, talk to any girl that you find attractive but do not hit on this girl

Check.

>>this girl is your base point, you don't try to eat this fish.

Check.

>>you cast it back into the water to attract more of her sluttier friends

Never happened.
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>>676698439

4-5/10. Yes.

>>676698403

>How often do you think it has to do with you being unattractive?

Physically unattractive? I don't think it really matters. Socially unattractive? A lot.
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>>676698236

Doubt it, even thought he says hes awkward he probably puts on a social mask anyways so it cant be that apparent.
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>>676698705
can we get a pic if dubs OP?
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Whats your favorite song op ^-^ ?
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>>676696395
how come?
health problems, mental health problems, ugly, stupid, small dick, social standing or something else?
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>>676699075

"Jockey Full of Bourbon"
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I'm 17 and exactly the same and have no chance getting anything from anyone. Most likely gonna commit suicide cause severe depression. Where the fuck did we go wrong?
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>>676699283

Probably all of it except the dick thing. My dick is fine.
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>>676696395
lol fuck a prostitute already you fucking scrub.

It's too late for a special first time you're fucking 32 lol.
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>>676699303
Great song OP thanks for that.
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OP how do you feel today?
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>>676700145

Fine but jet-lagged. Came back from Japan yesterday.
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>>676700301
Sounds cool whatd you do there?
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>>676699346
I was a mess at 17 too. I got laid at 19 and by the mid 20s was past the depression and all the religious nuttery my family pushed on me. All the ages that end in the word teen are generaly miserable due to hormone swings, lack of experience, a brain that hasn't finished developing and society in general treating you like shit.

Give it till 19-20 before you start expecting success in making life not suck. From there it's a long slow road to being happy with yourself.
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>>676700414

Conference + holidays.
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>>676700616
I'll give myself to 21, thanks though, by 21 and I'm still feeling like shit with nothing changing that's when I'll give up. You just gave me a few more years, thanks? I guess?
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>>676700751
Get out and about now anon. I used to be srs about gaming and the chan before I went out and got laid. Now I lift and drink and smoke weed and fuck. Haven't gamed in ages. Still browse the chan from time to time.
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>>676698815
it's really not that much about looks as you might think. i'm a 4-5/10 and have gotten some 8/10s before, even dated a couple, but i'm funny and make them laugh.

make a lot of money (or at least some), work on your personality and the pussy will come
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>>676700751
I'm happy to help anon. Please don't misunderstand me though. It's going to still be rough at first. I should also probably mention I wasn't mentally ready for it in the slightest when I got laid due to the aforementioned religious stuff.
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>>676700657 What do you do as a job anon?
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>>676701269
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>>676700886

I've make around 30k a year so not a lot. And my personality is indeed the problem.

>>676701269

Scientist.
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>>676701402
Would you be willing to tell me what excactly you do then? Im really really curious OP, that sounds awesome.
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>>676700873
I tried that, but when I try and talk to people it just goes nowhere. All the chicks are busy riding on the jocks if you know what I mean. I'm not fat at all or anythin I'm currently about 5"10' and weigh about 55Kg (bout 100Ib). Getting out and about is harder for some than others. Where I'm a nice guy that respects everyone, people ignore because they're fucked and they got get on the dickhead jocks. Recently I drink my problems away so I get drunk a fair amount now, at least 3-4 times a week, I rarely game now and spend most my time trying to talk to people, but as I said it gets nowhere.
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>>676701666
Woah ... scary :(
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>>676697865
Ah, see I sad fuck it to the system during high school, ended up drunk and on drugs most of the time. Lots of pussy, sacrificed 5 years though in effort I had to do to make up for fucking a ton of underage chicks
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>>676701194
I understand and thanks. I know it'll always be rough but at this stage I can't stand feeling as shit as I am forever, to be honest "rough" sounds nice.
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>>676701666

I'm a postdoc in a regenerative medicine lab. Low pay, long working hours, minimal chances to climb the ladder.
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>>676696395
What made you this way?
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>>676701845

OP here. It's not like my academic "successes" translated into a career. Protip: don't study biology.
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>>676701990

Life.
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>>676696395
Just get on Tinder
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>>676696395
You sound like Elliot Rodger. Try not to shoot people, please.
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>>676702093
Could you be more specific? I don't want to become like you anon
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>>676701678
Do you even know how to start a conversation with people?
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>>676700616
This. Recently hit 20, life at 16 made me attempt suicide, now I'm here and things are only looking up. It really is a slow increase. Be always improving, and you'll find yourself successful
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>>676702118

Tried it for a year when it was new and hot (in 2013 I guess). I just finished my doctorate and thought I was the hottest shit on the market; the girls on Tinder didn't think so though.
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>>676702215
Breaking it down to several key moments is pretty hard probably ...
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>>676702215

Go out. Do drugs. Asshole.
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>>676702308
I usually open with a greeting like a "Hi, how's it going" or "Hey, how are you?". A variant of hello and a question.
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>>676701678
at 5'10 you're a tall-ish dude. I would suggest lifting bro. Do some heavy squats and deadlifts. Doing those lifts will cause testosterone to squirt all over you. I'm not talking about muscle gains but test helps you talk to girls.

listen close, you're a man. use test to your advantage. It's one of the most powerful weapons you have when it comes to girls.

Start 5x5 stronglifts tomorrow and continue it for 5-6 months. you will make some muscle gains in that time and serious test gains.

give it a try...
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>>676702362
It's due largely to low self esteem, inadequate social aptitude, and other mixed effects of generally being a beta fag. Man up, stand for yourself, and you'll get pussy within the year
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>>676701678
Try going to a concert or a music festival. Electronic ones are great. With all the drunk/stoned girls around, you'll get kissed in no time. But stay completely sober if you're going to do this. Maybe have a drink or two if you can't get into the music sober.
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>>676702610
This
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I just read a bunch of posts from anons who feel that there is no hope for them. Well, I was also in that same place at one time, but changed it. I was a very overweight teen, no girls would look at me.

In my mid 20's, I dieted and lost weight, became very muscular and became very social as well. It got to the point that I was having threesomes with strippers, a few girlfriends on the side. I finally decided to settle down and am now happy with having just my current girlfriend.

As a side note, after I did get into shape, I went to buy a car from an online ad. When I got there, I couldn't believe who was selling it...a girl who I had the biggest crush on in high school, she was so hot in school. She wouldn't even give me the time of day back then though, but she remembered me and was blown away by my transformation. Only one problem though, that bitch had gained about 200 pounds and had three half-black kids...LOL.....I just kept thinking to myself "fuck you, Kathleen, you fat nigger lover". Needless to say, I didn't buy the car.
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>>676702422
Ok. And where do you go from there? Not only that but where do you meet these people?
Also, do you have any friends that could introduce you to girls?
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>>676702693
Interesting story anon please tell me more.
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>>676702517
Thanks for the advice, I do want to start weights and some point it's just having the money for them or a gym membership, but when you say "Heavy Squats and deadlifts" I'm totally fucking lost haha. And I just took my height and I'm at 6"1. I was way off on my guess before.
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>>676702704
trust me. test will answer everything. It's like that lucky potion in harry potter. Except you have it every day.
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>>676696395
You are not alone /b/ro
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>>676702610
I live in an area of my country where we don't have these things, to go to something like that we'd have to buy tickets on a boat or a plane and fly to the mainland. Fucking hate it where I am, nothing to do around town and nothing ever happens in the state like a concert or music festival. Otherwise I'd be going to as many as I can haha.
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>>676702693

OP here. I'm naturally extremely skinny and have problems to gain weight even with supplements. The attached photo (a few years old) was the "fattest" and most "muscular" I've ever been. Any suggestions?
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>>676696395
What is your favorite porn site?
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>>676703011
Well get to a big one if you can.
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>>676702704
Depending on surroundings where I meet them, what their reply was, a million things could change my next talking point thing, and usually at college because there's nowhere else like a bar or anything I can go to cause I'm 17.
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>>676703051

4chan
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>>676702839
lol replied to wrong message.

just google stronglifts 5x5 and start it.

I am 6'1 and 95kg. used to be 6'1 and 65kg.

you must be very skinny. definitely start some lifting. don't be put off by squatting the empty bar at first, you will need to. ignore everyone else in the gym and focus on your goals.

If you feel a serious pain in the back of your neck and down your spine when you first try squatting it is your brain squirting test into your body.

just. start. lifting. bro.

seriously. fuck all this other advice.... start lifting.
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>>676703159
I'll try when something shows up in my price range.
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>>676703012
Snack on calorie dense foods like nuts and dried fruit
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Do it faggot
https://youtu.be/dvptbpsAApU
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>>676703012
you have to eat more. eat eat eat fucking eat
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>>676703012
Do you have good fashion sense OP? :)
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>>676702814

Okay. I was also a pussy back in high school. I would sometimes get picked on. I always kept to myself and only had one friend, only because he was in the same position as me.

After I got in shape. I started practicing jiu-jitsu and fighting in general. I became a decent tough guy. No more picking on me, anyone that fucked with meat that point would get their asses kicked. I never needed to though, because it's as if other guys knew to avoid any confrontation with me......vibe I guess.

After working at shit jobs, I began to apply at better companies and worked my way up to something I really enjoy, being a firefighter/EMT basic.
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>>676703012

Just as others are saying, consume high calorie food and lift, lift, lift.
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>>676703421

No. I'm one of the suit pants (or occasionally jeans) + buttoned shirt guys. No experiments here.
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Treating girls like human beings instead of just pussy on legs?
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>>676696395
Do you still fap?

If so, how do you make it pleasurable? I'm always looking to learn from the more experienced.

If not, why not?
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>>676703622

What is good high calorie food?
I drink half a litre of Coke a day. I know that this is not good vis-à-vis glucose metabolism but without my weight drops below 60 kg (at 180 cm).
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>>676703818

Yes. Is that a mistake? As I said, most of friends in the last 12 years were girls. Boys generally don't like me.
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>>676703836
Just do it until you feel good down there then take a nap.
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>>676703012
Fucking lift!
How does it feel to be a wizard btw?
Have you developed any super powers yet?
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>>676703896
listen to me. its lifting bro again.

stop drinking coke. Because you don't eat anything. (trust me you don't eat anything)

It is less about what to eat and more about how much to eat.

When you start out lifting you need to train your body to consume more. This means EAT EVERYTHING IN FUCKING SIGHT. NEVER TURN DOWN FOOD. SPEND ALL YOUR MONEY ON FOOD AND PROTEIN SHAKES.
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>>676704144
>SPEND ALL YOUR MONEY ON FOOD AND PROTEIN SHAKES.

Luckily, I get protein shakes for free. However, there is a limited number of those fuckers which I can down before I vomit or get explosive diarrhoea.
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>>676704144
try and always be full. never ever feel hungry. If you're starting lifting and you feel hungry at some point you are doing it wrong. never feel hungry.
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>>676703979
Not a mistake, just wondering. Most people crying "I need a girlfriend" haven't tried actually talking to a girl without staring mesmerized at her tits the entire time.
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>>676703985
>Just do it until you feel good down there then take a nap.
Tried that more times than I can count, it's never been fun.
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these filenames are freakin' me out
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>>676703896

Some carbs are okay, but you need fat and protein. If you already have a high metabolism, eat the stuff that they recommend you don't eat.....like cheeseburgers with mayo, bacon, tacos etc,...because when you pump iron, that will all be burned and processed, fats and proteins. Eat every meal as if it were going to be your last.
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>>676703985

I love naps! Naps are great, also wizards.
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>>676704388
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>>676704505
Who is the girl in the photos? She is actually very attractive....
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My life sucks.

I'm now prepared to devise a questionably elaborate suicide plan.
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>>676704505

beaker is gonna need one hell of a nap after that
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>>676704583
is this the freaky guy? it must be you ...
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>>676696395
Damn dude, at 27 I was the only one in this situation.
But it's good to know you worked on your career, I am doing the same thing, and if I reach to the point where I want to in next 3 years I am sure this particular issue will not bother me anymore.
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>>676704620
First step: book a flight to the South Pole.
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>>676704620
No matter how bad you think your life is, I assure you that you can find at least 10 people on your block that would gladly trade places with you. Just remember that...
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>>676704396

I've generally eat what I crave (and what my intestines can stand).
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>>676704724

No, I am the firefighter guy who changed my life around after high school....but I can be freaky though ;)
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>>676704724

No, you must have me confused with someone else.
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>>676704748
>But it's good to know you worked on your career

Which didn't really bear fruits because I was young and naive and chose the wrong field. So now, I'm essentially an exploited labourer while frantically searching for a real job.
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>>676704868
Its Sky Ferreira
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I saved em. I think they are lovely
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>>676704812

You want to get different types of proteins, from food, not just supplements....whey, soy, bovine, poultry, omega, etc,..
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Go fuck a prositute. I did when I was nearly 21,and it was awesome and now I am much better with girls and even had some pussy.

Do it OP!!! It's now or never!
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>>676705019
Thanks!!
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>>676705238

Could you explain that biochemically? The nice thing about (medicinal) protein supplements is that they tend to contain the right amino acid composition.
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>>676705338
Youre welcome anon.
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I don't have money to build a house, but that would be cool.
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Why not just get a prostitute, are u retarded?
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Hey OP still here? Do you have any pets?
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>>676696395
Grrrrrr anon your so dumb.
Be nice to them, if they are nice back you are clear to make advances because they think your a good person. Eventually you learn how a women likes to be touched, not just her pussy but the way you hold her and shit.
>Some guys are just good off the bat, that's like 1/5th of all guys. Yeah we all have good masks but you gotta work on yourself to get girlies. Understandably so.
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>>676705744

No.

>>676705745
>if they are nice back you are clear to make advances because they think your a good person.

I used to think that too. Long story short: all situations where I thought a girl could be into me were false positives (and I had a shitload of awkward friend zone stories because of that shit). Sometimes, a girl is just nice without any attraction involved.
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>>676706183 Ever had any? Maybe before your job? What animals do you like?
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>>676705391

It's not complex. You just need to balance out your diet with dairy products, fish, beef, chicken, beans etc,...mix it up from day to day. I usually eat a huge dinner, my last meal for the day, then lift about two hours afterwards, lifting for at least three hours. Unlike others, I work out both upper and lower body each day, 6 days a week and rest on Sundays. This will bulk you up. Some folks go for power lifting only, so their regiment is different. Some go for body building, and their regiment is different as well. It depends on what you want.
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>>676706426

I had a fucking aquarium as I child. I really like rats; very intelligent and trustful animals.
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you're perfect
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This thread feelsgoodman i wanna ride it out til the end ..
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who is cj
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>>676707622

Can't stop.
Won't stop.
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>>676707138

Good vibes in this thread
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>>676707966
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>>676707622
>>676707966
also good dubs
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>>676708171

are you outside?
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no my window is open though
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Wow, it's like I am following your life story. Also chose wrong career from science to engineering. That's why I have final 3 years, if I get a PhD in mathematics that'd be the biggest orgasm for me. Otherwise I am fucking a professional before this year ends.
My advice is to not think about it too much and it will happen. Just don't over think it.
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>>676708406

I'm just listening to birds and planes.
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>>676708517
Whats your favorite song?
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>>676708661

I like too much music to have a fav song.
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>>676708924
Tell me one song you like then
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>>676708661
Good friends and a bottle of pills
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>>676709068

ok
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eglu23iGsU0
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>>676709214
>>676709247
brb dont forget to bump... i would be devastated if this thread died
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>>676706183
Well then fagget that's how I approach women and I seem to do just fine. You just suck lol
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJMmkAlx0lI
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Why don't pay and fuck sir?
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>>676709591

Aww what a cute kitty.

Here is one of my hilarious image favs.
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not fapping
or napping
but
fnapping
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I gotta sleep fren
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>>676709214
>>676709247
>>676709545
Cool songs anons, thanks for sharing. i enjoyed them.
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>>676710760

I'm so glad you liked them. I was trying to pick out something you might not have heard. I really love this too:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CLnpdCMb7VA

goodnight fren :)
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>>676696395
Are you serious?
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>>676696395
Has your weight anything to do with you being a kissless virgin?
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>>676711219
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>>676711043
Good night my friend, sleep well!
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>>676711426

Lots of nice dreams.
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>>676704760
There are no polarbears at the South Pole.
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>>676711117

Yes.

>>676711170

I'm skinny as fuck but probably no.
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>>676696395
Do you watch porn

If so what do you get into
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>>676711997
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>>676696395
The world owes you nothing and whining on 4chan isn't going to make the pain stop. Everyone here should know that from experience.
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>>676696395
How does it feel to be drowning in so much pussy?
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>>676696395
How do you cope OP? Is making these threads a way to cope?
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hey op do you make these threads often?
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>>676712623
2 often

t: erihomo

sage and hide
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>>676712737
i dont understand what this means
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>>676713566
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>>676696395
32 year old guy here....bahahahahahahahahaha!
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