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Nz/New Zealand thread.
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>>676688528
Fuck Indians Edition
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>>676688591
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Proper! Thanks OP
Dunners reporting, bruh
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Which one of you cunts was this?
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>>676689719
fuck
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>>676689830
wtf I need a webcam. Ya'll a sexy bunch
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>>676689830
It was John
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There is no Merci.

Evening NZG.
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>>676689830
Dunners you have nice hair.
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>>676689830
Shit, when did all this happen?
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>>676688528
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>>676689932
Aww xo anon
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>>676688758
well meme'd
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>>676690491
Last night. We always get people fapping when there's grils on cam.
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Dunners reporting.

Aye, yo, what's happening?
>>676689420
Dank numbers, mate. How was getting back to course?
>>676690316
HON HON HON
>>676690420
More dank numbers. And thank you.
>>676690491
Last night, mate. We get wild all night, every night.
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>>676690711
HON HON
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>Christchurch

here as always
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>>676689830
Fuckin' shrink-a-dinkle God damn. His cock defied physics.
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I'm not going to go into specifics but I have several young women coming to stay soon.
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I've got poos in my bum
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>>676688758
Dank. Saved as.

Calling the cops bros
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Anyone keen for a meetup on j-day in aucks?

I know its far away
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Why are IDs even gone?
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>>676690711
You noticed them digits before I did!
Was good, bit tired but that's me most of the time
Got marks back from one assessment, 94% so I must be doing something right
How was your day?
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>>676691239
Because you touch yourself at night.
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>>676691210
What's j-day? I may be keen
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Nicki Minaji is an alright rapper
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>>676691239
fuck off cunt
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>>676691310
The weed protest rally at albert park. hundreds of people sit in the park and smoke weed.
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>>676691210
>j-day 2016
>everyone turning up to try find weed
>there is no weed.
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>>676691374
Oh I can't smoke any dack. I'm up for a promotion soon.
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>>676691440
Good on ya. Keep it up
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http://tinychat com/nzcam
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http://tinychat com/nzcam
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>>676688528
Designated shit hitters!

Also checkem
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>>676691633
checked
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>>676691374
i'm going to the anti mudslime rally on Saturday in Auckland. cant w8 m8
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>>676691633
Well done
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>>676691669
anti Muslim rally?... typo?
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>>676691610
are any of the old cunts still there? db and 54 and so forth?
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>>676691669
Shot I'll bring my Burka
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>>676690914
>shrink-a-dinkle/10

Shrivel before payload. top kek
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>>676691739
yeah.. or anti shitskin
>inb4 racist
>inb4 neo liberal left wing feminist cuck bull shit
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>>676691669
lol where? More info?
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tfw im probably one of the oldest cunts in this thread. is christchurch jesus still around?
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>>676688528
>Christchurch

Reporting in. How are we this evening fam
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>>676690808
Need a Falcoon faceswap, HOON HOON HOON
>>676691254
Gotta stay sharp for the meme numbers, lad
Haha, fair cop. No worse than the usual early starts though?
Fuckin' hell, congratulations!
Alright. Booked the car in for recheck for first thing tomorrow, that got me in a hurry!
So all the rust is pretty much done, and I'm hoping they'll overlook the horn.
>>676691777
Checked.
DB still shows up, among others.
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>>676691872
You just triggered me asshole.
I'm a pirate
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>>676691777
Db has been around recently. Also checked
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>>676691962
Hey IDbro how's it going?
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So whatcha guys thinkin bout?
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>ALL RIGHTY MATE HOWS THE FUCKIN DAY GOING MATE HOW ABOUT SOME FUCKING BURGER RINGS MATE
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>>676692027
Yarr ye triggered me arrrrsehole
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>>676691777
What a waste of trips...
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>>676691959
think it's starting at the botanical gardens. we meeting from 12 noon onwards
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>>676692162
Poon. As usual. Back in touch with a chick I used to fuck, has great titties. Just waiting for us to both have a free day so I can get back in there.
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>>676692027
glad to know i triggered your asshole faggot
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>>676692203
Aw yeh bru. Burgas an cheps
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>>676692162
I'm thinking about leaving this country
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>>676692017
You know it!
Yeah man, it's the same every Wednesday, getting used to it. Doesn't help when you get 3 and a half hours sleep, but hell, I'll live
Cheers fella! If I can keep those numbers coming in, I'll be happy as
Ah sweet! Hopefully all goes well with that, good luck! You'll be dead keen to have it back on the road
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So I live in Chch, and keep seeing trolleys outside the street at multiple houses.. also the neighborhood smells like farts. Meth neighborhood?
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>>676692291
i'm guessing you're new here?
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>>676692396
The Gardens in Manurewa? Shit man I was going to take my kid there this weekend now I think I'll find something else to do. Rather he not get bombed.
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>>676688528
West Auckland reporting in.

No, there's no weed here either.
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>>676692645
nah man, that's just cuzzy bro's transporting chicken and farting.
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>>676692587
dont blame you. this country is a fucking toilet
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>>676692645
More like a meth city
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>>676692845
Could it mean the product is ready?
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Ayyy are there more Auckland's than Dunners in here for once? What is this?
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>>676692645
Well you do live in christchurch
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>>676692776
nah it's chill bro bring him with
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>>676693116
Noooooooooooooooooooo
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>>676691962
>christchurch jesus
Cody Harrington!
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>>676693162
If that's not provocation for a bomber jacket beardo I don't know what is. I'll take him to see Zootopia instead.
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>>676692612
Well you brought that one on yourself! Coffee saved you though?
Yeah man, that'd see you into your Bachelors for sure!
Yeah, ta. Bloody hope so, I'm fading away over here!
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>>676693357
so what you're saying is the mudslimes are likely to bomb the rally in order to prove how non violent they are?
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>>676693672
Duh. It's a religion of peace and if you don't agree I'll fucking kill you.
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>>676693421
Coffee always saves me, 'tis good
Should do, so I'll keep doing me, and we'll see what happens
I bet you are, can't imagine the feels
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>>676691669
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>>676693954
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>>676693954
Implying we can't hate everyone equally.
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>>676693954
>>>/pol/
You're lost friend.
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>>676694151
>tfw our kids don't have to wear pots on their heads in case magpies attack
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>>676693936
Lifeblood.
Yeah, man. Well it seems like you're smashing it thus far so best of luck! Not long to go now, eh?
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>>676688528
>52

fuckin based billy t reporting in OTARA HARD IN YOUR ANUK CUZ
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>>676692128
would you believe there was a time before IDbro?
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>>676694447

IF ANYONE CAN DO DA HOOKUPZZ on A 3Litre justjuice bottle fulla piss 4 ma drugtestz g, hmu bro.
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>>676693342
I didn't know his name but he looked like Jesus.. Funny that...
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>>676694757

got n.e piss 4 da hookupz g.

>>676694565
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>be me
>be on bus right now
>QT3.14 Asian grill sits next to me
>shesmellswonderful.vr
>build up courage
>"hi. You smell nice ;)"
>she smiles awkwardly and holds up a bag of Chinese food
>I curl back into my phone

I think I'm autistic
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>>676694565
based?
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>>676694430
Like what tea is to you, I'd say!
Course finishes June, mid semester break in a fortnight, so it's going quick enough
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>>676694996

based as bru
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>>676694934
Maybe she was trying to say she wants you to eat Chinese food with her.

Maybe she wants you to eat her Chinese food, if you catch my drift
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>>676694565
I can. But it won't work. The piss needs to be body temperature or the test will fail. You gonna strap it to your groin?
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>>676695031
>recentlypasseddrugtest

You wana bottle or not faggot
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>>676695054
Or maybe she smells good because she had Chinese food. But if you're right I've already fucked up.
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>>676694934
You should fit in nicely then.
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>>676695046
fuck I wish I was there. what a thread
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>>676695046
this made me feel sick. delet this
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Hey friends <3

ill just sit here and wait for a (you)
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>>676695462
>>676695350
I'll show you my bedroom. Depressed hoarder here. Not as glorious ad fridge bro but still pretty horrible
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>>676695631
Here (You) go
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>>676695637
just pay someone to clean your place dude. it will cure your depression
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>>676695637
show us pls
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>>676695637
is this you?
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>>676695913
He's gay right?
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>>676695913
who is this fanged monster?
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>>676695799
It really won't. It got that way due to depression.

>>676695913
Nah. It's too embarrassing even for this place
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>>676696019
No. His floor is visible.
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New fagland
https://youtu.be/dvptbpsAApU
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>>676696159
Do it fgt
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>>676696032
No but i wish, ive had a crush on him since i was a kid :/

>>676696090
Sammy boy
https://www.tvnz.co.nz/one-news/new-zealand/smelly-sam-wallace-fed-lolly-cake-while-he-takes-a-shower-avid-060a2b340101010501010f1013-000000-e744cdc0cfdf0094-9dc40060dd44-a8b1

>>676696099
Sometimes it helps to share
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>>676696405
>>676696447

Why? What are you gonna give me? Nothing is free in this world.
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>>676696561
My keks

So?
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>>676696693
Meh, I get free keks on these threads with less effort. Sorry gonna have to be a fag here. People will recognise my room for sure and I don't want that kind of pain.
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>>676696838
>implying any cunt here has seen your room before
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http://tinychat com/nzcam
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Anyone from Northland want to be my friend? pls
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>>676696561
You're not them
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>>676696978
they have.
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>>676696999
where abouts?
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>>676696985
you seriously need to fuck off you cringe fgt
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>>676697082
kaikohe

im white btw
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>>676697138
lol. otangarei here

white on the inside
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>>676697036
It's me. I switched from my phone to my PC because I just got home.
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>>676697089
http://tinychat com/nzcam
http://tinychat com/nzcam
http://tinychat com/nzcam
http://tinychat com/nzcam
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>>676695003
Yeah, no doubt. Just made more, actually!
Ah, confused the break with the end of the course.
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>>676697555
Checked
On ya, always the way
Even so, it's still passing by fairly quick
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woopwoop
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cute boys pls report in~
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>>676697305
it's all gone to shit. kids talking about boobies.
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>>676697555
Best trips. Pic related.
>>676697672
I'd bet money you've got a coffee on hand!
Yeah, true. Seems like there's plenty of content in that short time though
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>>676689830
Haaa!
uwutm8 looks like that fat fuck mormon cunt from youtube who vlogs his family.
I don't know the name I just know the face.


Fucking faggot cunt for taking screen shots of cam people.
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>>676697910
i'll let you suck my dick for 20 bucks
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Hastings has got to be the worst city in New Zealand, been here a couple of months now and its just terrible. The number of hot girls I've seen can be counted on my fingers
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>>676698088
post pic
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>>676691033
why even bring it up then you faggot cunt.
fucking criminal scum.
I bet you molest little children.
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>>676698087
How do you know it was him?
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General Wellyfag reportin
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>>676698169
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Anyone know adderall prices in Auckland?
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>>676698166
that's not how you spell palmy north m8
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>>676691310
underage and ban this scum cunt.
fucking future of faggots.
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>>676691440
keep telling yourself that.
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>>676698455
I don't have to tell myself that, my boss has already told me.
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>>676698419
coming from a weed smoking degenerate.

Kill yourself
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>>676691778
muh nigga.
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>>676698619
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XCiDuy4mrWU
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>>676698311
9/11 would smash
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>>676692203
Haven't had these in ages.
Last time I had them they tasted like assholes and vinegar.
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>>676698709
crack up lol. what a great watch with that track.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iIu89txQ0LY
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>>676692203
Big dick chips right chair sun.
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>>676699025
i kek'd.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vHtry4zxN3c
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R I T A N O N
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>>676697910
cute is for faggots.
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Goofbro reporting in
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>>676699436
thats what im hoping for
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>>676698294
I am the captain.

Is your general out in fucking bullshit hutt or something.
I wouldn't even class that as welly you criminal scum.
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>>676699356
Hey Rita, watched a good movie tonight. Crimes and Misdemeanors directed by Woody Allen. It's about an Opthalmologist who has his mistress murdered when she threaten to expose the affair.
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>>676699590
Hey man (is this theguy?) oh cool, I might look it up!
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>>676699518
You already had me and a shirtless dude on cam, what more do you want?
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>>676699678
Yeah it's theguy, we're all in the chat.
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>>676699356
>Dia

Hey babes, Brushed ya teeth?
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>>676699495
Impostor.
Everytime someone mentions a cunt that hasn't been around for ages a fucking impostor will show up after.
This is why you cunts shouldn't talk about the past.
fucking criminal scum.
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>>676699678
>>676699730
I'm starting to think we should chill in here again.
Chat is getting full of shit.
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>>676699815
I think both are pretty fun, and aren't the threads full of shit too?
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>>676699815
chats for after the thread.
faggots missing out on all the dank memes.
might as well all just add each other all on skype and just converse there.
bunch of fucking normies.
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>>676699756
I have not yet my friend!

>>676699815
Hahaha, why not both? :)
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